Polterguys

Welcome to the Polterguys podcast! In a podcast of all things spooky, scary, sci-fi and mostly dumb, join the "Polterguys" themselves, Ross and Matty, as they break down the best (and worst) of horror and sci-fi movies and shows ranging from all parts of time and space.

Episode 91: The Little Vampire (2000) 09/18/2020

Episode 91: The Little Vampire (2000) Fair warning dearest PolterPals, this may be the most gruesome movie the guys have ever reviewed! From the depths of the internet comes a gore-filled vampire movie called "The Little Vampire". /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/16068455

Episode 90: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) 08/27/2020

Episode 90: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) In this episode the guys review 2010’s attempted remake of A Nightmare on Elm St. After finding out their recent episodes were lost in theVOID and running into some issues with their podcast machine, the boy realize it was just turned off, so they get back to it with a brand new Ep! Matty also finds out the most interesting news to date about his alleged extinct alien family as he possibly makes CONTACT for the very first time…. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/15774164

Episode 89: Viral 04/20/2020

Episode 89: Viral Hello PolterPals! Remember us?! Your favorite Polterguys?! We're back! After several (hundred) attempts at recording a new episode for you and sending them into THE VOID, and realizing The N E T W O R K HQ might be shut down out there in the real world, we finally got it uploaded ourselves! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/14058944

Episode 88: The La Llorona Curse 02/28/2020

Episode 88: The La Llorona Curse Another week, another fun & normal Ep from your favorite Polterguys! This time, a movie played itself on the TV in The Black Lodge and it was The Curse of...errr...The La Llorona Curse! The apparent unknown entry into the Conjuring universe that released around the same time as that other one did. Listen as Ross & Matty review the GREATEST horror movie to ever be featured on a Polterguys podcast and that is FACT. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/13337570

Episode 87: Friday the 13th (2009) 02/15/2020

Episode 87: Friday the 13th (2009) Things are FINALLY back to normal...well, whatever normal means for Ross & Matty here in The Black Lodge. With the guys deciding to put the past (and future selves) behind them, they dive into a long awaited review this ep, the highly debated 2009 remake of beloved slasher franchise 'Friday the 13th'. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/13163171

Episode 86: The Gallows Act II 01/25/2020

Episode 86: The Gallows Act II Things are COMPLETELY back to normal for Ross & Matty in The Black Lodge! No souls being possessed, no binge drinking, no 23&Me results, BUT, there was a new poll tossed up on the Twitter and YOU chose the movie once again! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/12881654

Episode 85: The Black Room 01/10/2020

Episode 85: The Black Room In this episode of Polterguys, Ross has been going a little too hard in a drinking binge of celebration, since last Ep, Ghosty rid his body of the demons that possessed him once again. Matty gets things back on track this time, just enough for the guys to chat about another horny tale this week..."The Black Room". /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/12687419

Episode 84: Christine 12/28/2019

Episode 84: Christine With movies casually being selected (by THE N E T W O R K) now, this week, Ross & Matty make an attempt to talk about 1983's Stevey Ting classic, Christine! The guys also felt in the Christmas spirit and decide to share some tales of their own, of their favorite Winter adventure from their previous lives...All that PLUS the SECRET INGREDIENT OF ROSS' MYSTERIOUS GC SAUCE IS FINALLY REVEALED?! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/12547727

Episode 83: FEARDOTCOM 12/07/2019

Episode 83: FEARDOTCOM Woah! Ross & Matty are back with a whacky one this week PolterPals™ After YOU PEOPLE angered THE N E T W O R K, they took away your right to vote and chose the movie for us this ep, just like old times. Speaking of old times, Ross' demons could very well be back to play after Matty decides to selfishly TRADE HIS SOUL! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/12313301

Episode 82: The Grudge 11/08/2019

Episode 82: The Grudge After avoiding near catastrophe when yet another tie almost took place on the @PolterguysPOD Twitter poll, the guys sit down this Ep to review 2004's The Grudge, a movie you may remember enjoying, but you're probably dead wrong about that. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11956592

Episode 81: Unfriended 2 11/02/2019

Episode 81: Unfriended 2 We're back PolterPals! But honestly....it's sort of your fault we went anywhere in the first place...After the very first 3 WAY TIE in Polterguys Polls history, THE N E T W O R K took it out on us, by not only shapeshifting the Lodge and separating us for weeks, but then forcing us to watch the ONLY LOSING OPTION in the whole poll...Unfriended 2 /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11879153

Episode 80: The Fog (2005) 10/12/2019

Episode 80: The Fog (2005) It's mail day in The Black Lodge and while Matty tries to read some *important* mail sent to him with his possible 23&Me results, Ross cuts him off so they can talk about this week's movie, the 2005 remake of The Fog. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11613827

Episode 79: Chopping Mall 10/05/2019

Episode 79: Chopping Mall This week Ross & Matty decide to hangout at another hot teen party™ but this time at an 80's shopping mall! As Ross falls in love with Barbera Crampton, and Matty uses his knowledge of the human life to try and find a sensible plot, KILLER ROBOTS are on the loose in this mall! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11524268

Episode 78: House of 1000 Corpses 09/27/2019

Episode 78: House of 1000 Corpses It's the early 2000's and the Firefly family has a cyborg hiding in their underground bone tunnel waiting to wield his mighty axe thing and miss everything while also a man named Dr. Satan just arrived from the Mad Max universe to do brain surgeries and the undergrounders are ready to collect their bone money! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11414870

Episode 77: Goosebumps 2 09/13/2019

Episode 77: Goosebumps 2 You voted for it and we delivered! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11233577

Episode 76: Goosebumps (Movie) 09/03/2019

Episode 76: Goosebumps (Movie) After taking a week to attempt going on a strike against The Network, Ross & Matty decide their pleas for the TV remote to be returned to them are going unheard, and decide to review the highly requested (and voted for) Goosebumps movie! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/11098148

Episode 75: PGTv 08/21/2019

Episode 75: PGTv Woah PolterPals, it's a whacky one this week for Rick & Mort...err, Ross & Matty, as for the first time ever a REMOTE CONTROL for the TV appears in The Black Lodge, and of course, being in an ethereal dimension, allows the boys access to ALL the channels in the universe...It's PGTV for a 75th Ep Spesh! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10940306

Episode 74: One Missed Call 08/02/2019

Episode 74: One Missed Call By the power of The Black Lodge, and the grace of /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10748939

Episode 73: Thir13en Ghosts 07/21/2019

Episode 73: Thir13en Ghosts Episode 73 of the Polterguys Podcast packs a bunch of stuff into one thing, much like the movie the boys review this week, "Thirteen Ghosts", or, more properly known as "Thir Thirteen Een Ghosts". /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10596929

Episode 72: Entity 07/13/2019

Episode 72: Entity In this episode, Ross & Matty uncover A LOT. After an attempted trip down memory lane by Ross leads Matty into some wild theories as to WHY and HOW they may be stuck in The Black Lodge, the boys may find the key to getting out, sooner, rather than later... /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10505186

Episode 71: Dead House 07/04/2019

Episode 71: Dead House As voted by YOU, the loyal listeners, AKA the PolterPals™, this week Ross & Matty review relatively unknown horror flick "Dead House". It's a classic home invasion gone wrong story, where the dialogue is worse than anything that's actually going on, plus zombies! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10403285

Episode 70: The Other Side of the Door 06/27/2019

Episode 70: The Other Side of the Door After a week where Ross & Matty didn't completely hate the movie the they watched, T H E N E T W O R K decided to choose a movie on their own this week to hopefully bring them back down a bit. In this modern horror movie, a grieving mother decides to try and contact her dead son, and with only 1 RULE in place to do so, she of course breaks that one rule and gets a little more than she bargained for... /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10315553

Episode 69: The Blob (1988) 06/15/2019

Episode 69: The Blob (1988) Grab your Meg's, it's a megtastic episode of Polterguys this week as Ross & Matty get gooey and dive into 1988's remake of "The Blob". Listen in, as they tell the story of Meg 1, Meg 2, Meg 3, and of course, Meg 4, as they and their town try to survive the man-eating Blob!!! With a special appearance by Ghostie! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10157882

Episode 68: The Silence 06/01/2019

Episode 68: The Silence By the grace of T H E N E T W O R K Ross & Matty are back in action in The Black Lodge this week, and the PolterPals were allowed to vote for the episode once again. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/10006040

Episode 67: Creature From the Black Lagoon (Ft. Matty's Brother) 05/24/2019

Episode 67: Creature From the Black Lagoon (Ft. Matty's Brother) It's a family affair this week on Polterguys, as the higher powers decide to bring Matty's very own human and/or alien BROTHER into The Black Lodge in a whacky turn of events. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/9905984

Episode 66: The Sand 05/18/2019

Episode 66: The Sand This week Ross & Matty take a trip to Silly Worm Beach™ to watch a movie about killer sand! It's teen drama like you've never heard before, atop an evil beach!!! Matty also takes a trip down human-memory lane to his party days, while Ross finally makes the business pitch of a lifetime. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/9831578

Episode 65: The Green Inferno 05/11/2019

Episode 65: The Green Inferno And we're back! After being visited by a guest in the last episode, things got hectic for Ross & Matty for a couple weeks, but really Matty just spent a lot of time learning more about human culture. But now the boys are back with a fresh new ep to take a bite of, specifically if you're a cannibal, cause this week, gore-filled cannibal flick "The Green Inferno" was voted as the movie to watch. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/9739658

Episode 64: Slugs (ft. Safari Tris) 04/23/2019

Episode 64: Slugs (ft. Safari Tris) In an unprecedented turn of events, Ross & Matty are joined by A GUEST in The Black Lodge for the first time in MONTHS, and it's none other than their wildlife biologist-adventurer-friend, SAFARI TRIS! /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/9492002

Episode 63: The Forest 04/05/2019

Episode 63: The Forest This week Ross & Matty were voted into the spookiest of forests according to movies, THE Forest. Demons, twins, twine, cheezits and ghosts, make up this terrible take on the real-life "Aokigahara" AKA "Suicide Forest" in Japan. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/9278930

Episode 62: The Haunting (1999) 03/24/2019

Episode 62: The Haunting (1999) After a surprising demonic return caused some chaos at the end of last week's Holiday Ep Spesh, Ross & Matty try to put it behind them and push forward for another episode this week...but there's a lot more in Matty's bowels that need pushing. /episode/index/show/polterguys/id/9117491

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