Questionable Material with Jack & Brian

Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth once had a dark and clever TV show that was ahead of its time. Now they have a podcast like everyone else.

Set Your Iron to Anthill 06/04/2025

Set Your Iron to Anthill Brian doesn't need pockets. Naked people and a dog in the woods. Jack auditions for "Race for the Presidency." James Corden and crew hid Biden's mental decline. How to trick crocodiles. Jack auditions for "Sherlock's Legacy." Brian was tasked with rehabilitating plastic-polluter Coke's reputation. Timely Shirley MacLaine reference. Jack auditions for "Untitled Zombie Movie." /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/36852480

The Tendercrotch Badge Is Not Legit 05/15/2025

The Tendercrotch Badge Is Not Legit Brian was a Swallow Scout. Another dead friend. Jack reads for a talking mime. Wilton CT Public Schools love social justice, but not really English. Jack's wife's up to no good. Jack reads for Wild Turkey. Brian talk about his rejected ad campaigns. Jack reads for Kensignton Organic Markets. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/36585560

Four Virgins Short of Paradise 04/25/2025

Four Virgins Short of Paradise Jack reads for the Taylor Lorenz audiobook. Brian went on a tornado and flood adventure in rural Dixie. Slugburgers. Jack Junior is an umpire and needs tips. Jack reads for the Lauren Sanchez audiobook. Brian interned for the KGB and was paid in prostitutes. Jack reads for the Body Works School Textbook. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/36308800

Homage to George Lowe and Lou Gehrig's Uncle 04/04/2025

Homage to George Lowe and Lou Gehrig's Uncle Biden campaign revelations from Fight, the book. Brian has too many dead friends. George Lowe's "Medieval World." Brian's to-do list. Secret Gay Cruising Club signal. Welcome Rockets. George Lowe's "Roadway Package Systems." Heightening. Lou Gherig's Uncle's Disease. Jack dreams of Brian. April Fool's Jokes. George Lowe's "Num Num." qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/36001235

The Nazis Were All About Cat Pants 03/27/2025

The Nazis Were All About Cat Pants Brian thinks GTA V has bugs. Jack reads The Real History of World War II by Daryl Cooper. Potential Marine is a wine thief. Speaking Tanya Hardingese. Jack reads Dolly Parton's memoir. A lump on the thyroid. An overly-thorough dentist. Possessing Lena Dunham antibodies. Jack reads Bouncy the Bunny. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/35890240

James Taylor Swift and the Miracle Whip Clinic 03/20/2025

James Taylor Swift and the Miracle Whip Clinic Jack tries to land sponsor Everything You Want To Know About Fran Drescher. Jack hurt his brain a lot. RIP longtime pal George "Space Ghost" Lowe. Brian helps people with dementia. Jack tries to land sponsor Madeline Albright. Jack tries to land sponsor Splax. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/35800180

Irresistible Stepsister, Book Plugged 03/13/2025

Irresistible Stepsister, Book Plugged An interview with two of the guys from DOGE. A very special time with Andrew Heaton, author of Tribalism Is Dumb: Where it Came From, How It Got So Bad and What to do About It. https://amzn.to/4bUFDxJ /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/35677690

Captain Unamerican Has a Pringles Pal 02/26/2025

Captain Unamerican Has a Pringles Pal Jack auditions for Century 22. Jack's wife is a nervous host. Brian's wife has expectations. Joe Biden's talent agent. Jack auditions for Aristartled. The new Captain America. Jack auditions for Allahu Akhbar. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/35443190

The King of Pop's Best Tract 02/04/2025

The King of Pop's Best Tract Mouth noises. Jack reads for Frost & Fury. How to extort potential sponsors. Face tats for an edge. How to extort your college admissions. Jack reads for Justice Thomas. The Questionable Material Stock Market Report: Amazon, Proctor & Gamble, Merck. Jack reads for GroverClevelandBook. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/35147755

Madonna Borrows Jimmy Carter's Wheelchair 01/23/2025

Madonna Borrows Jimmy Carter's Wheelchair Jack auditions for WSB-TV. Interaction Night with David Muir. Brian's kid's college hunt. Jack reads for MSNBC. Time machine report from December 2025. Mega Executive Orders. Trump takes Cash App. Jimmy Carter's Superbowl Tribute. Jack reads for KCRG-TV. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/34984650

Jumpy Hawthorne's Cadaver Ligament 01/10/2025

Jumpy Hawthorne's Cadaver Ligament Brian won a Tony (Gioni). Convincing 18-29 year olds that murder is bad. Taylor Swift's Errors Tour. Jumpy Hawthorne's cadaver ligament. Hot women with speech impediments. German Christmas with a Jew Noodle. Betsy plays ping pong. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/34806130

Follow Me on Only Bums 01/03/2025

Follow Me on Only Bums Jack's testimonial for Paragard. Brian's in charge of fixing New York City's homeless problem. Jack's testimonial for The Carry Collective. Brian is advertising's Mister Christmas. Jack's testimonial for BetterHelp.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/34711385

Biden On Broadway - The Musical 12/19/2024

Biden On Broadway - The Musical A Broadway musical by Questionable Material. Keep It Hush, Joe's Revenge, Don't Vote for That Guy, Election Night, Kamala's Lament, Pardon Me For Life, Remember Me. Original lyrics by Brian Sack. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/34534630

Wham, Ham, Thank You Ma'am 12/10/2024

Wham, Ham, Thank You Ma'am We're a little late, sorry. Brian's PDF Disaster. Brian ruins Jack birthday. Jack reads A Cat Named Gouda. Brian's Temu Pocket Constitution. Brian hired a rapierist. Jack reads The Old Stone. Brian's inventions. Jack reads Alira the Ranger. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/34359230

The Muppets Go To Springfield 09/26/2024

The Muppets Go To Springfield Jack auditions for a Star Trek videogame. Brian's traumatic school memories. Jack auditions for the Elder Scrolls. Brian explains his screenplays: Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kong vs. Godzilla, The Discover Card Movie, The Muppets go to Springfield. Jack auditions for Call of Duty 16. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/33225662

Secret Service Hiring Secrets 09/10/2024

Secret Service Hiring Secrets Jack auditions for Danger Horizon. Brian's selling a house. Slabadab gamed the happy arrangements. Random Amazon names. Jack auditions for Vader Returns. The Humpback of Notre Dame. BlueAnon friends. How the Secret Service gets the ladies. Jack auditions for Godzilla 2025. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/32998502

A Chest Hair Mohammed 08/29/2024

A Chest Hair Mohammed A most professional start. Jack reads for Golden Luck restaurant. Brian's lemonade/shellac stand. Octavius, the foster child. Humanitarian aid. Jack reads for Hershey's. Listing a home for sale. Afghan pre-nup. Jack reads for The Lawn Barber. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/32794182

Claudio's Mattress Room 08/09/2024

Claudio's Mattress Room Jack reads for a children's book. Anti-Zionist podcast school. Latinx ladies love Papi Brian. Very Special Ed. Jack reads for another children's book. The wife tours colleges. Brian runs Camp Falsehopes. The wife tours colleges. Sponsored by silent.partners. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/32508662

Doomed Poultry Glance 06/01/2024

Doomed Poultry Glance Jack auditions for The Spy. Brian's Hostile Environment Awareness Training. Chicken Auschwitz. Evading kidnap. Jack Auditions for Romeo & Juliet 2025. Hostile checkpoints. The Talk. Jack auditions for An American in London. Sponsored by silent.partners /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/31557462

She's So Stoned (for Adultery) 05/24/2024

She's So Stoned (for Adultery) Prestigious western stoning rocks. Six Flags at half mast. Extracting a Zionist from college. Mallet Monkeys. Death by vengeful salmon. Sponsored by Silent.Partners /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/31451102

The One With The Drone Strike 05/08/2024

The One With The Drone Strike Nancy Lynn's Organic Bakery. Brian was gone because of a terrible thing that actually happened. Friends episodes you didn't know about. Top Golf. Gen Z boardgame adaptations. Hobby Lobby. RIP Damian. Sponsored by silent.partners /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/31188392

Accidental Hiatus Explainer 04/23/2024

Accidental Hiatus Explainer Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/30959703

A Pebble Named Sue 03/20/2024

A Pebble Named Sue Colonoscopy woes. Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/30462153

All Dogs Go To Benetar 03/13/2024

All Dogs Go To Benetar Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/30361038

Tom Cruise's Cheese Penis 03/06/2024

Tom Cruise's Cheese Penis Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/30256583

Only God Can Judd Me 02/20/2024

Only God Can Judd Me An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/30037088

Half a Helen Keller 02/02/2024

Half a Helen Keller Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/29763928

Bonnie's Clyde Packs No Heat 01/19/2024

Bonnie's Clyde Packs No Heat Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/29555528

RFK's Ball Drop Drop 12/25/2023

RFK's Ball Drop Drop Merry Christmas. No one reads these. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/29222143

Founding Father Traci Coconuts 12/14/2023

Founding Father Traci Coconuts Audiobook: Paul McCartney bio. Jack's a scab. Brian's car isn't autonomous. Audiobook: Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay's work. Christmas scripts: Santa Goes to Divorce Court, Christmas on Mars, The Little Drummer Girl. Audiobook: Arizona Skies. /episode/index/show/qmpodcast/id/29076778

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