Red Lips, Orange Car

A comedy/advice/storytelling show all spanning from the wonderful, bizarre world of Craigslist Missed Connections. Hosted by Alanah Pearce.

Show Update 05/06/2023

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We Ranked American Sit-Down Restaurants For First Dates 08/17/2022

We Ranked American Sit-Down Restaurants For First Dates In this month's episode, Alanah, Charlotte, and Fiona rank American chain, sit-down restaurants for FIRST DATE QUALITY, but also fall in love with someone named Julia along the way. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/24081972

My Ex Stole my Halo Reach while I was Asleep 07/19/2022

My Ex Stole my Halo Reach while I was Asleep This month, we're joined by Ify Nwawide! We talk about "shooting up the club", stealing stuff from your ex, if anyone is bold enough to name someone they're cheating on you with "boo" in their phone, and games we used to roleplay on as kids. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/23785496

I Dated A Pathological Liar 05/21/2022

I Dated A Pathological Liar This month, a very strange voicemail, pathological liars and narcissists, and the prince of sealand. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/23183672

We Review YOUR Dating Profiles 04/20/2022

We Review YOUR Dating Profiles Missing a connection just between me (w), a bad poem, and reviewing audience dating profiles. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/22848434

Retired Milkman Looking To Get Back To Work 03/22/2022

Retired Milkman Looking To Get Back To Work Season three of Red Lips, Orange Car is here! This episode features Fiona Nova, Charlotte Avery, and Patrick Brown. Plus, milkmen, plumbers, male feminists, and more. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/22525544

Buds and Bros Nightly on Zoom 11/19/2020

Buds and Bros Nightly on Zoom Today, we have guest Zombaekillz to talk about bros on Zoom, and, uh, being human trafficked. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/16869767

My Girlfriend Isn't Welcome at My House Anymore 10/05/2020

My Girlfriend Isn't Welcome at My House Anymore This month, we're joined by our cool friend Pam! We discuss a girlfriend who's worried about her boyfriend's gay roommate, girls who wear wigs and make-up, and a completely made up cheater. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/16273763

Girl Tweaking Out on the Sidewalk 09/04/2020

Girl Tweaking Out on the Sidewalk This month, we're joined by Inside Gaming's Autumn Farrell to talk about crack, the Amish, if horses can get drunk, farting in relationships, and Mexican food. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/15882341

Old Guy looking for Rub (more, maybe?) 08/08/2020

Old Guy looking for Rub (more, maybe?) On this month's episode of Red Lips, Orange Car, Alanah and Ethan are joined by Steve Zaragoza to talk about Craigslist statistics, laughing during sex, and midwives. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/15529730

Why Did My Boyfriend Eat Our Fries? 07/11/2020

Why Did My Boyfriend Eat Our Fries? This month on RLOC: Alanah, Ethan, and Brian (girbeagly) discuss female anatomy, love languages, and fry theft in relationships. Basically, the staples. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/15166193

Drunk Girl On My Lawn 06/12/2020

Drunk Girl On My Lawn This week, we're joined by Mica Burton to talk about naked drunk girls invading strangers' lawns, a man who's jealous of a dog, and the hottest woman of all time (but her boyfriend doesn't like it?) /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/14794829

You Were Lactating And Sold Me Your Milk Many Times 05/15/2020

You Were Lactating And Sold Me Your Milk Many Times Join Alanah, Ethan, and Chloe Dykstra as they journey through the adventures of lactating married women, hot theme park employees, and insane girlfriends. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/14426054

Quarantine King Looking For Corona Queen 04/10/2020

Quarantine King Looking For Corona Queen Welcome to season 2! Today Ethan (CrankGameplays), Ross (GameGrumps), and Alanah discuss girlfriends who aren't allowed to play Animal Crossing, people dating during quarantine, and romance in parking lots. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/13941854

A Prius Full of Hot Girls 06/21/2018

A Prius Full of Hot Girls Join Max Scoville, Cassidee Moser, and Alanah as they discover a 70+ year old man's missing love, some weird thing about bugs, and ass haikus. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6728755

My Dog Had Diarrhea in Warby Parker and You Held Him 06/06/2018

My Dog Had Diarrhea in Warby Parker and You Held Him A cute boy holds a dog with bowel problems, an unfortunately timed boner, too many brussels sprouts and someone crying in NYC. Join Andrew Goldfarb, Blaine Gibson, and Alanah Pearce on this week's RLOC! /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6674342

You Farted in Kroger Yesterday 05/23/2018

You Farted in Kroger Yesterday Recording live from Australia, we talk about hot girls farting, nude beaches, and Australian 'tradies'. Featuring Alanah's mum and aunt! /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6625505

The Lovely Lady in the Red Convertible 05/09/2018

The Lovely Lady in the Red Convertible Picking up girls at Planned Parenthood, hitting on someone even though they're on a date, and one man's very specific "friendship" requirements. Special guests Cole Gallian and Amarisse Sullivan join Alanah on this episode of RLOC! /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6573038

My China Doll 04/25/2018

My China Doll A freezing cold skateboarder, rich dudes at grocery stores, and a woman called China Doll. Join Marty, Alanah, and Terri Schwartz for another episode of RLOC! /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6519781

Good Girl, Bad Morning 04/12/2018

Good Girl, Bad Morning Someone swoops in on a couple's argument, an awkward back scratch, and Bubbles. Join Alanah, Marty, and special guest Anthony Carboni for this week's episode! /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6472892

I Grabbed Your Boob on Sunset 03/28/2018

I Grabbed Your Boob on Sunset A not-so-stealthy boob grab, a prison break, and a wild night in New Orleans. Join guest Joshua Ovenshire from Smosh Games, Marty, and Alanah for the latest episode of RLOC. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6410495

Wife Needs a Massage 03/14/2018

Wife Needs a Massage Alanah tells more weird Australian stories, Marty uncovers a balloon fetish, and Kinda Funny's Joey Noelle joins in to talk airplane romance. Sort of. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6364151

The Thicc Girl at Menards 02/28/2018

The Thicc Girl at Menards Thicc girls doing hardware shopping, a woman who can't control her bladder on a date, and condescending romance at the DMV. Join Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Jared Petty for another episode of Red Lips, Orange Car! /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6311185

GARY - WHERE ARE YOU 02/14/2018

GARY - WHERE ARE YOU A man obsessed with blue lights on a hat, Gary's illegitimate child, and the self-deprecating Uber driver. This weeks Missed Connections brought to you by Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Zach Ryan. /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6211676

Red Lips, Orange Car - the trailer 02/07/2018

Red Lips, Orange Car - the trailer What the hell is this podcast we're starting? Why does it have that weird name? /episode/index/show/rlocpodcast/id/6229753

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