Romance Out Loud

Gay romance author Lee Swift and pop culture aficionado Chadrick Douglas bring you lively conversations about LGBTQ+ life as we fall in and out of all kinds of romances – you know: life, work, people, iPhones. See the world through big rainbow-colored glasses. Come join us and explore all things romantic, funny, annoying, frightening and gay ... even if you're all or none of that! Please note that the adult language and opinions, suggestions and bad humor are exclusively that of the hosts and no one else. But if you share some of the same sentiments, you're in the right place!

Secret Votes and Closet Notes 11/01/2024

Secret Votes and Closet Notes Join Lee, and Chadrick and Mike as they wade through pre-election tensions with humor and candor. From secret ballot fantasies and hidden voters to the ins-and-outs of political closet talk, they share candid reflections on everything from local campaigns to national hope. With a fair share of side-eye at Ted Cruz's closet escapades and wild conspiracy theories, they explore the possibility of a post-election America that can finally catch its breath. So grab a glass (or bottle) and tune in for a lively ride through the highs and lows of election season—Romance Out Loud style. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33670042

Cartoons, Crotches and Climate Change 10/25/2024

Cartoons, Crotches and Climate Change In this laugh-out-loud episode, Mike, Lee, and Chadrick dive headfirst into a chaotic mix of topics from classic cartoons like The Flintstones and The Jetsons, to the evolving world of AI trickery. From reminiscing about cartoon laugh tracks and bulging crotches on adult diapers, to AI-generated beauty and climate change conspiracies—nothing is off-limits. Expect snappy one-liners, nostalgic deep dives, and sharp social commentary as the trio tackle everything from Trump as Rambo to the uncomfortable truths about advertising, aging, and modern politics. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33600532

Big Tex, Little Paxton 10/18/2024

Big Tex, Little Paxton Strap on your boots and grab your corny dogs because Romance Out Loud is tackling the real horrors—State Fair prices, Big Tex’s creepy makeover, and, of course, the nightmare of Walmart people. Join Lee, Chadwick, and Mike as they dish on Texas traditions, question Big Tex’s questionable new boots, and dive deep into why some kids (and dogs) are just not cute. Also, who knew State Fair lawsuits could be this messy? Spoiler alert: Ken Paxton might need a new job soon. It’s a snarky romp through Texas-sized drama, Halloween madness, and more than a few shady side-eyes. 🎡👻 #BigTexEnergy #StateFairFreaks /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33282362

Tricks, Treats, and Trumpers 10/11/2024

Tricks, Treats, and Trumpers Hold onto your broomsticks, girls and ghouls, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we're taking Halloween to new heights—like 12-foot skeleton heights! From haunted house decorations that never come down to ghost stories of Trumpers feasting on conspiracy theories, it’s spooky season with a political twist. Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they spill the tea on Halloween costumes, Roseanne’s blood-sucking rant (yep, that’s a thing), and why Tucker Carlson might need a new safe word. Plus, we talk about spooky movies, neighborhood trick-or-treat drama, and what it takes to terrify your neighbors—gay style! 🎃🕸️ #SkeleQueens #SpookyAndSassy /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33281972

Two Scoops and a Swirl, Girl! 10/04/2024

Two Scoops and a Swirl, Girl! Grab your broomsticks, queers, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we’re serving politics with a spooky twist! Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they dive into the North Carolina governor's race, where the so-called "Black Nazi" candidate is making more waves than your Halloween cauldron. From Maggie Smith’s legacy to Trump’s latest distraction (hint: it involves airplanes and Iran), the drama just keeps coming. Plus, why is everyone mad about ice cream machines and McDonald’s employee records? It’s all hilarious, a little terrifying, and extremely gay. Trick or vote, witches! 🌈🎃 #BlackNazisAndSoftServe /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33241187

Grab 'em by the Ballots 09/27/2024

Grab 'em by the Ballots Buckle up, babes! This week on Romance Out Loud, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic glitter storm of politics, where Kamala plays 4D chess and Trump’s pulling toddler tantrums on the debate stage. Chad, Lee, and Mike break down the latest political circus, from debates that went off the rails to abortion laws that are literally killing us. If you thought your Golden Girls-themed bathroom was dramatic, wait until you hear about the GOP's latest scandals, featuring the lieutenant governor who should probably stay off PornHub. Oh, and don't forget to vote, darling—because the only thing scarier than Trump is missing your chance to box him up and ship him out. #GrabThemByTheBallot /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33223507

Gay, Golden and in 4K 09/20/2024

Gay, Golden and in 4K Get ready for a hilarious romp through wallpapered bathrooms, giant TVs, and more Golden Girls references than Blanche had boyfriends! This week, the fabulous trio—Mike, Lee, and Chadrick—talk about everything from turning powder rooms into Sophia’s throne to the life-changing magic of peel-and-stick wallpaper. Plus, what happens when you upgrade your TV and suddenly realize just how bad the 90s makeup game was? Spoiler alert: It’s tragic. 🌈 #SophiasThrone #4KAndGay /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33123952

Moderate This ... I Need Another Drink 09/13/2024

Moderate This ... I Need Another Drink Pour yourself a glass of rosé and slip into your best rainbow attire because this week’s episode is serving politics with a side of fabulous! Hosts Lee, Chadrick, and Mike spill the tea on everything from small-town Pride parades in Oregon wine country to the chaotic spectacle of U.S. elections. Who knew local politics could be this queer? Dive into how a vineyard-owning lesbian mayor is setting the stage, the wild future of debates, and why Trump better watch out for Kamala’s stiletto. It’s witty, it's fierce, and trust us, you won’t want to miss this one. Recorded before the recent Presidential debate/debacle, let's see what the boys ended up getting right or wrong before it happened! 🌈👠 /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/33028537

10-4, Good Gay Buddy! 09/06/2024

10-4, Good Gay Buddy! From CB radios (still a thing?) to political shenanigans, the gang goes full throttle into the quirks of CB radio lingo and its unexpected evolution, from innocent trucker chatter to code for secret hookups. Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they explore the wild world of truck stop tales, Grindr crashes at political conventions, and the untold story behind Southern Decadence. With their signature humor, they also dive into the wild ride that is modern politics, the fallout of Trump's chaos, and the jubilant energy of Kamala's campaign. Buckle up for an unfiltered mix of laughs, shade, and insights! 10-4, Good Buddy! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32910172

Halloween Is Coming So Don't Be Such A HOA 08/30/2024

Halloween Is Coming So Don't Be Such A HOA As summer fades and Halloween decorations emerge earlier than a pumpkin spice latte, the hosts dive into the chaotic blend of holiday prep and HOA politics. Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they share tales of Halloween shopping sprees, neighborly negotiations over seasonal decor, and the quirks of living in a neighborhood where fruit trees are banned but friendship flourishes. The episode takes a nostalgic twist into dive bars, gay pride, and the wild intersection of politics and identity. It's a spirited chat full of laughs, life lessons, and a dash of political drama—perfect for your end-of-summer weekend. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32775027

Year Of The Woman And A Cat's MeOUCH! 08/23/2024

Year Of The Woman And A Cat's MeOUCH! Join Chadrick, Mike, and Lee as they navigate the wild terrain of 2024, a year that's all about women — in politics, in sports, and yes, even in memes. From the social media phenomenon of 'pussycats' to the serious shifts in political power, this episode serves up humor, insight, and a touch of the unexpected. Whether you're here for the sharp political commentary from an LGBTQ perspective or just to laugh along with their banter, this episode proves that 2024 isn't just any year; it's the Year of the Woman. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32592252

The Couch Conundrum 08/16/2024

The Couch Conundrum Join Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike as they dive into the messy world of politics, from Trump's mysterious Montana "glitch" to Tim Waltz’s sly jabs. In this laugh-out-loud episode, they explore why Vance can't seem to get off the couch—literally and figuratively. With crowd sizes, ketchup-splattered walls, and a strange fixation on sofa cushions, this episode is packed with humor, satire, and the absurdity of modern-day campaigning. Grab your Gerber Bananas with Tapioca and prepare for some cheeky commentary on everything from toddler tantrums to political meltdowns! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32591697

The Politics of Vance-ing 08/09/2024

The Politics of Vance-ing In this week’s uproarious episode, Lee, Chadrick, and Mike are back at full quorum, and they're not holding back! After Chadrick's brief sabbatical for some "life stuff" (including some highly suspect pole dancing classes), the trio dives headfirst into the latest political rollercoaster. From analyzing the GOP’s bizarre convention choices (who knew JD Vance had a secret mascara habit?) to imagining Joe Biden and Jill doubled over with laughter, this episode is packed with sharp wit, zany analogies, and the kind of political commentary only this crew can deliver. Plus, why Trump’s latest rally had the vibe of a fever dream and what happens when Bugs Bunny meets Daffy Duck in the 2024 political arena. Grab your popcorn and get ready for the wildest breakdown of current events you've ever heard – it's all in good fun and full of unexpected twists ... especially since the boys didn't know who the Democratic Party's VP pick would be at the time of recording. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32496922

Saved By The Vote? 08/02/2024

Saved By The Vote? In this zany episode of Romance Out Loud, Lee Swift and Producer Mike navigate the political circus! With Chadrick Douglas on assignment (aka still moving houses), our dynamic duo dives into everything from JD Vance's eyeliner to Kamala Harris on RuPaul's Drag Race. Tune in for cat lady conspiracies, presidential predictions, and a hearty dose of gay perspective on today's political drama. Get ready for laughs, insights, and the realization that sometimes the world of politics is just as fabulous—and chaotic—as a drag show! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32299737

WTF Just Happened And Are You OK? 07/26/2024

WTF Just Happened And Are You OK? In this outrageously entertaining episode of Romance Out Loud, Lee Swift and Producer Mike cover for the ever-elusive Chadrick (currently on assignment, aka moving to a new house) and tackle the wild world of modern politics and neighborly antics. From Biden's debate blunders to Trump's magical ear bandages, no topic is off-limits. Marvel at the sheer absurdity of wrestling obsessions, debate debacles, and neighbors who fly "F Biden" flags in their backyards. Plus, hear about Kamala's rise, the power of the Beyoncé-Taylor Swift alliance, and why propping up a candidate isn't as easy as it looks. Tune in for a whirlwind of laughs, gasps, and rainbow-colored insights. And remember, in the world of Romance Out Loud, everything is fair game—except boring conversations. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32299492

First Crushes And Secret Encounters 07/19/2024

First Crushes And Secret Encounters In this heartfelt and nostalgic episode of Romance Out Loud, hosts Lee Swift and Chadrick Douglas, along with Producer Mike, dive deep into their earliest memories of recognizing their sexuality. From childhood crushes and clandestine moments to the impact of the AIDS crisis, the trio shares poignant and humorous stories that shaped their understanding of love and identity. Join us for an episode filled with candid reflections, laughter, and a touch of drama as we explore the journeys that brought us to where we are today. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/32212092

Facials, Hurricanes, and a Disney Home 07/12/2024

Facials, Hurricanes, and a Disney Home In this episode, Lee, Chadrick, and producer Mike dive into summer weather woes, from heatwaves to unexpected chilly mornings. They share hilarious anecdotes about staying cool, including Chadrick's unexpected facial emergency and the trio's unique take on naming hurricanes after drag queens. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Chadrick recounts his childhood home, designed with Disney-like ingenuity, complete with an indoor waterfall. Tune in for a blend of humor, weather talk, and whimsical memories. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31913792

God Hates Flags? 07/05/2024

God Hates Flags? In this lively episode of "Romance Out Loud," hosts Lee, Chadrick and Mike dive into the hot topics of July: fireworks, patriotism, and personal freedom. As the summer heats up, they explore the mixed emotions around Fourth of July celebrations, from the joy of professional firework displays to the anxiety they cause for pet owners and the dangers of amateur pyrotechnics. The trio also reflects on the complexities of displaying the American flag alongside the Pride flag in today's polarized society. Join them for a candid conversation filled with humor, nostalgia, and insightful perspectives on how we celebrate our identities and our country. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31830857

You Can't Cancel Dolly 06/28/2024

You Can't Cancel Dolly In this rib-tickling episode of Romance Out Loud, hosts Lee, Chadrick and Mike reminisce about the infamous pee talk from the previous episode to discussing the scandalous attempt to cancel the beloved Dolly Parton (spoiler: it didn’t go well). The boys wade through the murky waters of political correctness in 80s movies, get nostalgic about the 80s Brat Pack, and laugh at the folly of old Hollywood stereotypes. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, unexpected tangents, and maybe a little too much truth. Don't forget to grab your rainbow-colored glasses! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31758709

My Dad Likes Prostitutes and Gardening 06/21/2024

My Dad Likes Prostitutes and Gardening In this hilarious and candid episode of "Romance Out Loud," hosts Lee Swift, Chadrick Douglas and Producer Mike dive into the absurdities of Father's Day cards. From overpriced generic greetings to inappropriate and humorous messages, they leave no card uncriticized. The conversation takes a wild turn as Chadrick introduces the concept of "grapefruiting," a bizarre and comedic sexual practice popularized by the movie "Girls Trip." Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, quirky insights, and the unique charm that only this trio can deliver. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31757105

Dance With Me In The Disco 06/14/2024

Dance With Me In The Disco Hosts Lee, Chadrick and Mike dive into the vibrant and multifaceted world of Pride Month. They share their personal experiences with pride parades, discuss the impact of corporate pride logos, and tackle the ever-persistent question among the rainbow-averse: "Why isn't there a straight pride month?" The boys also explore the controversies surrounding pride displays in major retailers like Target and reflect on the intersection of profit and genuine support for the LGBTQ+ community. With a mix of humor, heartfelt stories, and insightful commentary, this episode moves with the beat of a disco hit. Join us for a lively conversation that encapsulates the spirit of Pride Month and the ongoing journey towards acceptance and equality. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31736892

Flags, Flashlights, and Flamboyant Politics 06/07/2024

Flags, Flashlights, and Flamboyant Politics Join hosts Lee, Chadrick, and Mike in this lively episode of "Romance Out Loud" as they navigate the vibrant intersections of pride, politics, and patriotism. From hilarious jabs at political figures to a heartfelt discussion on the evolving symbolism of the American flag, this episode is as colorful as a Pride parade. Tune in to hear about creative acts of defiance in Florida, the curious case of unsold Fourth of July merchandise, and why some flags now feel more divisive than ever. Get ready for a thought-provoking yet humorous journey through the rainbow-colored lens of current events. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31639407

Bleach Blonde Bad-Built Butch Body™ Language 05/31/2024

Bleach Blonde Bad-Built Butch Body™ Language In this episode of "Romance Out Loud," hosts Lee Swift and Chadwick Douglas, along with producer Mike, dive into the absurdity and hilarity of life through their signature rainbow-colored glasses. The boys touch upon the controversial world of conversion therapy and tackle the latest congressional drama featuring a viral showdown between Jasmine Crockett and Marjorie Taylor Greene, complete with sassy comebacks and trademarked insults. Join us for a mix of laughter, scandal, and heartfelt relationship advice, all seasoned with a dash of gay spirit animal wisdom. Don't miss out on the fun—hit play now! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31444592

Congratulations, Grads. Now It's Gilead For The Lot Of You! 05/24/2024

Congratulations, Grads. Now It's Gilead For The Lot Of You! In this episode of Romance Out Loud, the boys dive into the uproar surrounding a recent graduation speech by Kansas City Chiefs kicker, Harrison Butker, who might be sending off gaydar signals... or not. The speech, delivered at a conservative Catholic college, included controversial remarks on women's roles and pride, which have since ignited a firestorm of criticism and debate. The hosts discuss the broader implications for the NFL, the backlash from Taylor Swift fans, and the potential fallout for Butker. Tune in for a lively discussion on freedom of speech, societal values, and the intersection of sports and politics. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31402867

Ghosts, Roasts And A Clueless Host 05/17/2024

Ghosts, Roasts And A Clueless Host This week, the trio confronts a humbling truth: Romance Out Loud hasn't made it into the top 100 gay podcasts list. From questioning the metrics of podcast rankings to speculating about ghost listeners, the conversation meanders through the strange algorithms of social media, the morbid fascination with historical post-mortem photography, and the bizarre aspects of modern celebrity culture, including a cheeky nod to Ricky Martin's viral towel pic. Of course we've got the Stormy Daniels testimony and the latest updates on Trump's legal battles. If you love a mix of humor, hot takes, and heartfelt discussions, this episode is for you. Tune in and join the conversation—because even if we're not in the top 100, we're definitely at the top of our game! So there. Subscribe now and never miss an episode of Romance Out Loud—your go-to podcast for all things gay romance and beyond! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31343262

Unsafe For Gays? Send In The Floods! 05/10/2024

Unsafe For Gays? Send In The Floods! A veritable ship of fools sails the globe these days. We've got ammosexuals forgetting that bullets can keep them trapped in paradise. We've got Dubai flooding for what we can only surmise is their disdain for LGBTQ+ to publicly hold hands. We've got our own American Tooter sitting in court defying (or adding to) gag orders and all kinds of other puns. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31216567

Kinsey Boots: A Wretch-A-Sketch Production 05/03/2024

Kinsey Boots: A Wretch-A-Sketch Production A bit of a history lesson on some key court decisions affecting LGBTQ+ lives and the current justices who are out to undo all the progress. But that's enough comedy! Have you seen the latest courtroom sketches? Speaking about 'sketch comedy' and courtroom gag orders, something doesn't quite smell right at a certain someone's trial. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/31088648

Celestial Reasonings 04/26/2024

Celestial Reasonings A total eclipse for the ages has the boys talking about everything but Bonnie Tyler. The life-changing experience is not to be missed if you ever get the chance but heed our advice: keep your phones down and enjoy the moment! Some of us didn't listen. Also, is being big and stupid attractive? Plus some nudie mag talk and a game show that could be called Deal or Death. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/30986823

My Beautiful and Scandalous Launderette 04/19/2024

My Beautiful and Scandalous Launderette You want your money laundered? Let us count the ways a former President has done just that. Let's just say those Towers of "Babble" around the world that carry a certain name ain't really occupied by much other than grift. From literal trials and the tribulations of women's rights in Florida, the boys tack a bit political in this episode (what isn't these days?) but there's a reason. When they go after the gays, all bets are off. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/30885613

Beyonce Conquers Country While P Diddy Diddles 04/12/2024

Beyonce Conquers Country While P Diddy Diddles Beyonce's white horse and big western hat has a few old-country racists seeing red ... and we're here for all of it. Go Queen Bey! Meanwhile, the Feds are combing Combs (as in P Diddy) for some nasty evidence of really bad things as accusations fly. Person, woman, man, camera, TV? Nah. More like: Hat, house, Kate, crow, getting molested. /episode/index/show/romanceoutloud/id/30776623

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