Sailor Business Diamond

The Sailor Moon episode-by-episode podcast continues! After 200 episodes of the anime, Chris Sims and Betty Felon dive into the live-action Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon for a wild ride!

Diamond 14: Luna Puppet [Affectionate] 02/14/2025

Diamond 14: Luna Puppet [Affectionate] Wow, it's been a minute, hasn't it? Well, as Usagi herself says, let's not worry about last year! The real important news is that we're back, baby, and so is that menacing Kunzite, who's turning Usagi into a full Jellicle monster! Can the power of subtext bring her out of her yoma coma? Find out as Chris and Betty watch Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Act 14 in our triumphant return to podcasting! /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/35287035

Diamond 13: A Slow Henshin 12/29/2023

Diamond 13: A Slow Henshin Happy holidays, we're back baby! In this week's episode, Usagi helps the Turtle Boys with an alarming turtle emergency and we discuss cults, Dragon Ball, and Betty's trip to Japan. Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/29274203

Diamond 12: Walking Around With Evil Hands 05/08/2023

Diamond 12: Walking Around With Evil Hands In this week's Christmas episode, Usagi breaks Minako out of the hospital and bonds with her favorite pop star (who turns out to be Sailor V (who is actually Sailor Venus (who is also the Princess?))). We also chat about Hideaki Anno's Shin Japan Heroes Universe and wish Naoko Takeuchi a happy belated birthday. Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/26771904

Diamond 11: Sk8er Boi (Pronounced Skater Boy) 02/22/2023

Diamond 11: Sk8er Boi (Pronounced Skater Boy) We're back, baby! Tune in with us as we watch Usagi brimming with bad ideas as she and Makoto sneak into a hospital to meet their idol, Minako Aino (who just got hit by a truck (don't worry, she's totally fine (because she's secretly Sailor V))). Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/26009904

Diamond 10: Sad Boy Toast Time 09/14/2022

Diamond 10: Sad Boy Toast Time This week, we learn about Princess Kaguya while Usagi deals with her mother (former rock star Kaori Moriwaka), an incendiary requiem for princesses, and meeting Queen Beryl for the first time. Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/24374154

Diamond 09: A Spiritual Naruto Run 08/13/2022

Diamond 09: A Spiritual Naruto Run In this week's episode, everyone gets to wear fun disguises as Juban is plagued by Tuxedo Mask imposters. Join us as we discuss fight-ready ponytails, villains turning into rocks, and how Juban's police are also bastards. Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/24043668

Diamond 08: Chadless Maiden 07/18/2022

Diamond 08: Chadless Maiden Oh hey, did you miss us? This week, we discuss the existence of Rei's dad(?!), dueling Mom Friends, and Minako Aino's brony mascot contest. Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/23781971

Diamond 07: A Fellow Turtle Lover 05/27/2022

Diamond 07: A Fellow Turtle Lover Greetings fellow turtle lovers, this week we get to watch Usagi, Rei, and Makoto go to the amusement park with Mamoru and two turtle himbos - what could go wrong? We also discuss turtles, Anime Boston, and Kamen Rider actor connections. /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/23246825

Diamond 06: Social Ronin Saoirse Ronan 04/12/2022

Diamond 06: Social Ronin Saoirse Ronan Social Ronin Makoto Kino arrives in the midst of Basketball Boy mania and shatters Usagi's silly gender expectations. We also get to watch Usagi, Ami, and Rei school some bad boys on the court. Plus: We chat a little about Kamen Rider and how Betty doesn't know how to ride a bike. /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/22772204

Diamond 05: Usagi's Got A Gun 03/30/2022

Diamond 05: Usagi's Got A Gun Watch out, Virgos - it's a Friendship Alert! In episode 5, we get a glimpse at Ami's life as she's riddled with social anxiety and questions her friendship with Usagi (the Patron Saint of Friendship). Plus: We gush about the live-action Cutie Honey movie from 2004. HONEY FLASH! /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/22626437

Diamond 04: Usagi Camp 02/22/2022

Diamond 04: Usagi Camp If you hear that there's an episode of Sailor Moon where Usagi has to sneak into a party in order to find the "Legendary Silver Crystal," then you probably think you remember that sequence from the anime and how it involves Princess D and our Usagi gettin' tore up from the floor up on juice. That is not how the live-action version goes, but if we all bear with it, we'll see how amazing it is. /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/22219403

Diamond 03: Chad Works There! 02/07/2022

Diamond 03: Chad Works There! Your favorite Pretty Guardians soar into the third episode of the live-action Sailor Moon, with the debut of Rei Hino! Will the meanest of the senshi be able to hold her own against a full-on girl gang when curses start getting thrown around? Plus: a literal game show segment that proves Miyuu Sawai is a sweet baby angel that must be protected at all costs. /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/22051496

Diamond 02: The Turtle Himbo 01/19/2022

Diamond 02: The Turtle Himbo Episode 2 of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon is here, and so is our the sensational character find of 2003: Kamekiri the Turtle. Oh, also Sailor Mercury shows up. /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/21824870

Diamond 01: They're Beautiful Clowns, Chris 01/03/2022

Diamond 01: They're Beautiful Clowns, Chris Shine on, Sailor Diamonds! Chris and Betty launch the all-new season of Sailor Business by diving into the live-action Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon! Join us as we meet our all-new Usagi Tsukino (Newsagi Tsukinew?), Miyuu Sawai, who must be protected at all costs! Also, there is a Luna puppet. It's gonna get wild! /episode/index/show/sailorbusiness/id/21660941

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