Sausage Boys with Karim and Jackson

Welcome to Australia's funniest comedy hangout. Each week, Sydney's silliest sausages, Karim and Jackson, sit down with a couple of buddies and talk smack.

Stop the Train! ft. Tavis Harrod and Noah - Ep 199 07/02/2025

Stop the Train! ft. Tavis Harrod and Noah - Ep 199 In this chaotic and cathartic episode, we finally break the silence around the infamous failed 24-hour podcast. From behind-the-scenes drama and miscommunications to full-on roast sessions and raw honesty, nothing is left untouched. We relive the fallout, the wild energy in the room, and the brutal aftermath—plus, plans for redemption with a 48-hour marathon. We also dive into gut health disasters, friendship dynamics, podcast evolution, and a few too many poop jokes. Buckle in—this one’s messy, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt. [0:00] Intro and abandoning the steamroller tradition [2:20] Reflecting on the early days and changing podcast styles [3:54] The failed 24-hour podcast attempt – what really happened [6:08] Karim’s live stream takedown and “coward” accusations [9:20] Trash talk turns emotional: “These are my friends…” [11:00] The controversy, miscommunication, and fallout aftermath [13:32] How a 24-hour plan turned into a chaotic live stream [16:19] Revisiting the missteps, jokes, and truths of that night [18:13] Wrapping up the 24-hour saga with final reflections [20:06] Was it worth it? Finding the funny in the failure [23:03] Mickey holds the line solo – and the silence gets awkward [26:14] Getting roasted and watching it happen live [28:04] Bonding over bad stomachs and pasta preferences [30:56] The doo-doo sample debacle and “pure liquid” horrors [33:09] Double-ended camera procedures and white diet prep [35:54] Post-procedure euphoria and accidental six-packs [38:42] Historical medicine: blowing smoke up your ass? [41:08] Vindaloo disasters, farts with steam, and fine wine gas [43:40] Fart etiquette and hallway crop-dusting [46:15] Visual farts, abstract shits, and searing heat [48:50] Kaka stories, Lady Kaka, and the final flush of shame [51:00] Wrapping up with laughs, closure, and unresolved chaos /episode/index/show/sausageboyspodcast/id/37237560

Ep 190 - Time-stamping Toes ft. Ramsey Smith 07/01/2025

Sitting Down At The Club ft. Riv Narak - Ep 198 06/29/2025

Sitting Down At The Club ft. Riv Narak - Ep 198 In this fresh as hell eppy, we're joined by friend of the show and Sydney comedian Riv Narak. From condom balloons in sex-ed class to using ChatGPT as a personal trainer, this episode is full of absolute chaos. We revisit “smell my finger” schoolyard dares, argue about underwear technology, and admit to some seriously questionable gym behavior (spoiler: mirrors are terrifying). We roast bad Indian accents, call out AI-washed customer service, and dive into the ridiculous—jerk chicken myths, beer-in-cereal gangsters, and the awkward horror of being alone at a urinal with a kid (yeah, it’s as bad as it sounds). There’s LiveLeak throwbacks, $350 toothbrushes with apps, awkward morning routines, and a proper breakdown of cricket rivalries and NBA Finals chat. Whether you’re in it for the dumb laughs, shared trauma, or weird egg-smell theories—this one’s a ride. 🔔 Like the episode? Hit that thumbs up, subscribe, and tell us your most cursed high-school memory in the comments. [00:00] – Intro & condom balloon sex-ed horrors [05:30] – “Smell my finger” dare explained [11:00] – Shaving regrets & itchy childhood tales [16:20] – Urinal etiquette: teachers, kids & trauma [22:00] – Underwear tech: DraftFit, G-strings & manscaping [28:30] – Gym mirror panic & ChatGPT workout plans [34:40] – AI-washed call centres & dodgy automation [41:00] – Indian accent breakdown & cringe roast [47:30] – LiveLeak turns “respectable” & Twitter exits [53:50] – The “Holy Trinity”: Reels, Insta & Reddit [59:40] – Boiled-egg odors & bathroom biology [1:05:30] – Beer in cereal: the gangster breakfast [1:11:20] – Gavin McInnes & the pissed cornflake test [1:17:00] – Meditation, hot showers & morning shame [1:23:10] – Toothbrushes with apps & oral hygiene paranoia [1:28:50] – AI vs. Google: Mandela, menus & madness [1:34:20] – Daggering dance explained (badly) [1:40:00] – NBA finals, darts and Aussie sport passions [1:46:30] – TikTok grind & influencer delusions [1:52:00] – AI bots like Grock & end-of-episode chaos [2:00:09] – Fin: a clapping send-off and existential sigh /episode/index/show/sausageboyspodcast/id/37206660

How FarmVille Made Me a Better Man – Ep 196 06/19/2025

How FarmVille Made Me a Better Man – Ep 196 Ever found yourself trapped in TikTok’s vortex at 2 AM, scrolling so deep you start questioning reality? Welcome to Sausage Boys Ep 196, where we unpack everything from cartoon nostalgia (yak-yak-yak intro songs, Arthur conspiracies) to the dark arts of Ratchet & Clank marathons, FarmVille farming feats, and the slippery slope of YouTube Shorts vs. long-form sanity. We debate whether TikTok is a mind-control cult, share war stories of bike-lane road rage (“Sorry, Ms. Lycra!”), and confess our traumatic first trips to Aldi (where broccoli is mythical). Get doctor’s-office confessions—like asking for DEXA scans and refusing blood tests—plus life hacks on blocking unwanted artists on Spotify and how to dodge those “use my code” traps that ruin friendships. Stick around for Islander removalist legends, the vinyl-fresh gold-tooth fantasy, and why you should never park in a bike lane (sorry, Karen). It’s a frantic, hilarious ride through modern madness—perfect for any bloke who’s ever hit “Next Video” one too many times. 🔔 **Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and ring that bell** for more absurd Aussie comedy every week! --- 🕒 **TIMESTAMPS** [00:00] – Intro: Yak Yak cartoon theme debates [03:36] – Wayne Brady vs. Arthur’s crabby intro [07:12] – Gender-bending cartoon friends & stereotypes [10:48] – Sonic, Tails & Knuckles: race online polls [14:24] – Ratchet & Clank nostalgia trip [18:00] – TikTok Shorts black hole confessions [21:36] – YouTube long-form vs. short-form freakout [25:12] – FarmVille glory days & farmer comparisons [28:48] – “Use my code” affiliate link nightmares [32:24] – Blocking unwanted artists on Spotify [36:00] – Day-in-the-life vlogging gone mad [39:36] – Islander removalist legends [43:12] – The gold-tooth fantasy & grill debates [46:48] – Doctor’s visit: DEXA scans vs. STD panels [50:24] – Bike-lane rage: Karen vs. driver showdown [54:00] – Aldi vs. Woolies: where’s the broccoli? [57:36] – Supermarket specials & life-hack shopping [01:01:12] – Speedos, socks & islander fashion rules [01:04:48] – Egg-throwing road-rage therapy [01:08:24] – Final rants & wrap-up [01:11:00] – Fin /episode/index/show/sausageboyspodcast/id/37067995

I Love Drugs... But I’ve Got a Mortgage ft. Chris Safi - Ep 197 06/12/2025

I Love Drugs... But I’ve Got a Mortgage ft. Chris Safi - Ep 197 Sydney’s plumbing scene is filthy—literally and metaphorically—and this week, we’re diving headfirst into it (hopefully not barehanded). We’re joined by hilarious comedian and plumber Chris Safi, who breaks down the wildest things he’s seen in toilets (hint: not just what you'd expect) and reveals why modern construction sites are less about grit and more about gremlins. We talk the gentrification of Western Sydney, the psychological powers of food poisoning, and what it’s like getting jumped at Macca’s over a spicy Facebook post. Safi shares how he accidentally weaponised his Facebook rants into a comedy career and why plumbers might just be the philosophers of the tradie world. Oh, and there’s a very serious discussion about Lebanese weddings, dabke dancing injuries, and why fingerholes on toilet paper packs are gone (RIP). It’s a wild, slightly unhinged, and dangerously funny hour with plenty of toilet talk and heart. 📌 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! New episodes every week with the wildest Aussie comedy you’ll hear this side of Bankstown. 🕒 TIMESTAMPS [00:00] – Sydney suburbs, mortgages, and the new crime deterrent [03:57] – Diarrhea vs solid: the ultimate debate [06:41] – The psychology of food poisoning [09:14] – Toilet trauma tales from a plumber [11:55] – Hazing in the trades and mythical tools [15:22] – When electricians and plumbers throw shade [18:46] – Lebanese food, dabke dancing, and grandma’s recipes [21:33] – Getting into comedy via Facebook roasts [24:17] – Schoolyard politics and Catholic vs public school culture [27:55] – 30-on-1 Macca’s beatdown over a Facebook post [30:30] – Lebanese family dynamics and culture [33:42] – Wedding dancing etiquette and holding hands (with blokes) [36:59] – Dubke injuries and toilet paper design betrayal [39:41] – Real plumber jobs vs the Hollywood myth [42:23] – $15 million house, no flush, big mistake [45:16] – The secret smell that never leaves you [48:07] – How comedy and plumbing collide on Instagram [50:33] – Comedy dreams and Tom Gleeson compliments [53:12] – Social media beefs that turn into friendships [56:44] – The psychology behind Lebanese stereotypes [59:58] – Facebook status tips from the master [1:02:21] – Who’s the worst driver? (It’s not who you think) [1:05:15] – Rants, relatability, and turning pain into punchlines [1:08:34] – Mo DW and the legacy of Facebook names [1:11:29] – [Fin] /episode/index/show/sausageboyspodcast/id/36969170