Scream Girls

Hey, boos! We're Callie and Kaitlin. We watch scary movies and podcast about them. Whether you're a blood-and-guts fanatic or a scaredy cat looking for a non-threatening summary of the latest prestige horror flick, we've got you covered with our weekly breakdowns of classic and contemporary spooky cinema.

100: Coke Floats - Signs 07/09/2020

100: Coke Floats - Signs This is a milestone in more ways than one! The gals swing away at the long-referenced Ur-Horror Movie as Kaitlin tackles a new life adventure in the Scream Girls' HUNDREDTH episode. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/15151178

99: This is the Shit - Tales from the Hood 07/02/2020

99: This is the Shit - Tales from the Hood Get ready for some bite-sized (but super socially relevant) frights, cuz this week Callie and Kaitlin are all about Rusty Cundieff's haunting and hilarious 1995 horror anthology! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/15067502

98: Don't Be Bloodthirsty - The Lost Boys 06/26/2020

98: Don't Be Bloodthirsty - The Lost Boys Callie and Kaitlin are starting off the summer right — by staying indoors and away from the sun like two sexy half-vamps! Tune in to hear the Scream Girls breakdown The Lost Boys. We’re talking homoerotic tension, smoldering Sutherland, and the hubris of teens. This one’s for you, Joel Schumacher… RIP. <3 /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14973707

97: Not Sinister - Insidious 06/19/2020

97: Not Sinister - Insidious This week’s episode is no snooze! The Scream Girls are astral projecting to The Further and back thanks to James Wan’s "Insidious." Come tip-toe through the spooky, demonic tulips with weeeeee… /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14878913

96: A Truly Grape Film - An American Werewolf in London 06/12/2020

96: A Truly Grape Film - An American Werewolf in London Awooooo! Callie and Kaitlin heard the call of the wild and answered with a recap of this bafflingly mediocre movie... or is it a brilliant cult classic??? Somebody please let them know! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14802506

Black lives matter. 06/04/2020

Black lives matter. A short check-in about what we're thinking and, more importantly, what we're doing. Visit the link in our Instagram bio for some ways to take action against racism. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14703464

95: Why So Serious? - Rosemary's Baby 05/29/2020

95: Why So Serious? - Rosemary's Baby Icon and all around horror hero Jordan Peele said “‘Rosemary’s Baby’ is a film about gender; it’s about men making decisions about women’s bodies behind their backs.” And you know the Gals have A LOT to say about it. Unpacking this indisputable classic isn’t an easy job, but Callie and Kaitlin are going there… after a quick visit to Vidal Sassoon, that is! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14610272

94: New Phone, Who Disco? - Prom Night (1980) 05/22/2020

94: New Phone, Who Disco? - Prom Night (1980) This week’s episode goes out to all the high schoolers whose proms were canceled due to this living dick pic of a situation. Our hearts go out to you! And we hope this dance-filled, disco-themed, pseudo slasher film brings you some laughs. All hail Jamie Lee Curtis! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14520860

93: High School's a Witch - The Craft 05/14/2020

93: High School's a Witch - The Craft How to the Scream Girls enter this circle? With perfect love and perfectly disguised quarantine roots. Slip into your favorite spaghetti-strap-dress-with-a-t-shirt-underneath and mix yourself a drink that's as stiff as a board, cuz the gals are about to tackle the one wicked '90s classic. Oh, Manon, we're in for good time! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14426270

92: Sourdough Dread - The Others 05/08/2020

92: Sourdough Dread - The Others After 8 weeks at home, the Scream Girls are as pale as two children with a rare photosynthesis disease and ready to get their spook on! In honor of Mother's Day, we're breaking down "The Others," featuring a very bossy, kinda Aussie mama played by earth angel Nicole Kidman. Say it with us: "This podcast is ours, this podcast is ours, this podcast is ours." /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14329073

An Update from the Girls 05/04/2020

An Update from the Girls Hide your priests and lock up your daddies... the Scream Girls are BACK with a special mini episode. Find out what we've been doing -- and eating -- while #StayingHome, and hear what spooky plans we have in store for the coming weeks. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/14272229

91: Shakin' Bacon - Tremors 03/13/2020

91: Shakin' Bacon - Tremors When you're freaked out about global pandemics and uncertain of the future, the only thing to do is Graboid life by the Bacon and be thankful for the kind of friends who would battle a new species of carnivorous sand worm with you. We love you, boos... stay safe, stay positive, and WASH YOUR HANDS. And also listen to this very fun episode on Tremors. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/13536158

90: Who Let Nic Cage in Here? - Mom and Dad 03/06/2020

90: Who Let Nic Cage in Here? - Mom and Dad The Scream Girls are back in action with a super-stylized dark comedy that's sure to slow the tick-tick-ticking of your biological clock! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/13434224

89: I Love the '90s - The Turning 02/07/2020

89: I Love the '90s - The Turning Even a walkman from the 90s wouldn’t skip this episode! Callie and Kaitlin travel to a dank estate in England… or is it Canada… in this contemporary take on The Turn of the Screw. It’s all good old-fashioned spookitude until the last few, what-just-happened minutes! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/13051055

88: This Screw is Turnt - The Innocents (1961) 01/31/2020

88: This Screw is Turnt - The Innocents (1961) This episode is LIT(...erary). Callie and Kaitlin take on a masterful 1961 adaptation of Henry James's "The Turn of the Screw." Is it a good old fashioned ghost story, or a sinister tale of sexual dysfunction run amok? The world may never know... but there's nothing ambiguous about the gals' love for this movie! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12952445

87: Morehees - Friday the 13th, Part 2 01/24/2020

87: Morehees - Friday the 13th, Part 2 The Scream Girls are journeying back to Camp Crystal Lake, and unlike the typical final girls, they're definitely not going alone! Callie and Kaitlin welcome their fellow Broadway lover and the host of "Baring it All with Call Me Adam," Adam Rothenberg. The shrieks have never been louder, the teens have never been hornier and the sexy underwear has never been browner... let's do this, campers! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12868331

86: Cillian the Game - 28 Days Later 01/17/2020

86: Cillian the Game - 28 Days Later Does it feel like it’s been 28 days since our last ep? Does that fill you with rage? Well take a chill pill and wash it down with some product placement Pepsi! The Scream Girls are back and saying “HELLLOOO” to Danny Boyle’s seriously gritty, surprisingly hopeful horror film. This one’s for you, Frank! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12774308

85: Brazen Hussey - Black Christmas (1974) 12/25/2019

85: Brazen Hussey - Black Christmas (1974) MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOOS! We're celebrating the season with a festive cult slasher, starring a cast of spooky '70s angels. So check your attic for homicidal maniacs, gather round the tree, and have yourselves a scary little Christmas. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12529550

84: Joy to the End of the World - Anna and the Apocalypse 12/20/2019

84: Joy to the End of the World - Anna and the Apocalypse It’s a Christmas miracle!!! Callie and Kaitlin are joined by special guest expert, BroadwayBox writer Josh Ferri, as they combine two of their greatest loves — post-apocalyptic horror movies and MUSICALS. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12466907

83: Snow Thank You - Jack Frost 12/13/2019

83: Snow Thank You - Jack Frost Frosty the snowman was a nasty, toxic prick, with a smoker's cough and the urge to kill and a carrot for a... well, you know the rest! This week, Callie and Kaitlin are joined by "Comparing Notes" co-host Rose Glaeser to unpack a seasonal flick that's as funny as it is frosty. Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at the Scream Girls go! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12383837

82: Bee My Victim - Candyman 12/06/2019

82: Bee My Victim - Candyman Callie and Kaitlin are totally hooked on this creepy, complicated urban fairy tale -- based on a story by everyone's favorite horny hellraiser, Clive Barker! Listen and find out what all the buzz is about. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12310190

81: Down, Boy! - Black Mirror's "Metalhead" 11/22/2019

81: Down, Boy! - Black Mirror's "Metalhead" Callie and Kaitlin close out November with a post-apocalyptic minisode! This terrifying ep of "Black Mirror" explores what might happen if Lassie had an adorable baby with Wall-E and then that baby grew up to be a trained assassin with anti-social personality disorder. Much like dubious SG icon Tilda Swinton, We Need to Talk About this Homicidal Robot Dog... and we do! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12132527

80: Mustn't Love Dogs - Ginger Snaps 11/15/2019

80: Mustn't Love Dogs - Ginger Snaps Woof woof! Callie and Kaitlin are finally tackling their MOST requested movie, the Canadian cult classic "Ginger Snaps," aka "Werewolf Puberty." It's a fanged, fabulous dark comedy-turned-tragedy in the homicidal-teen-girl tradition of "Heathers," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Craft." In other words, it doesn't bite. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/12043997

79: You're Simply the Fest - The Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 11/08/2019

79: You're Simply the Fest - The Brooklyn Horror Film Festival It's a Very Special Spooky Episode because Callie and Kaitlin got press passes to the fabulous Brooklyn Horror Film Festival! Join them for spoiler-free previews of all the up and coming indie horror flicks they got to see! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11953646

78: Leather? I Hardly Know Her - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 11/01/2019

78: Leather? I Hardly Know Her - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Happy Halloween, boos!!! On this most sacred of spooky days, Callie and Kaitlin take on a total game-changer -- and one of the nastiest movies they ever chain-saw. This Halloween, remember to scream like no one's listening, dance with power tools like no one's watching, and live each day as if cannibalistic hillbillies might have you for dinner. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11863244

77: Hot and Fathered - The Exorcist 10/25/2019

77: Hot and Fathered - The Exorcist Callie and Kaitlin have a devil of a time unpacking the world's first horror blockbuster! If you're prone to impure fantasies involving angst-ridden raven-haired priests, better say ten Hail Marys and get right with the Lord before pressing play on this unholy installment of the Scream Girls' Halloween month of classic horror. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11776223

76: That Quid Pro, Tho - The Silence of the Lambs 10/18/2019

76: That Quid Pro, Tho - The Silence of the Lambs Good evening, Clarice!!!! This week Callie and Kaitlin are revisiting a modern crime horror classic. Is it pulpy salacious trash? Is it a breathtaking work of cinematic genius? Much like the cannibalistic super villain at its heart, this flick contains multitudes! So grab some fava beans and a nice chianti, and take a big ol' bite out of THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11688887

75: Bates and Switch - Psycho 10/11/2019

75: Bates and Switch - Psycho The Scream Girls' month of classic horror continues with the MOTHR of all slashers! What would the gals give to see this movie without knowing all of its stabby, skeletal secrets? At least $40,000! /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11598011

74: The Pittsburgh Shuffle - Night of the Living Dead 10/04/2019

74: The Pittsburgh Shuffle - Night of the Living Dead It's the blessed month of our Lord and Savior Michael Myers! And the Scream Girls are celebrating with all classics all the time. First up: George A. Romero's trailblazing and WAY too relevant zombie masterpiece, "Night of the Living Dead." They're coming to get you, Barbara... and the gals are coming to podcast about it. /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11508305

73: 99 Red Balloons - It, Part 2 09/27/2019

73: 99 Red Balloons - It, Part 2 The Losers Club is all glowed up and the gals are, predictably, thirsty af. Quit clownin' around and buckle up for "It, Part 2." /episode/index/show/screamgirls/id/11413382

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