Sit Down Loser, We're Watching a Movie

Join four best friends biweekly who watch and discourse everyone's favorite movies that one or more of us has not seen. We’ll watch these movies so you don’t have to and tell you if they're actually worth it. We're here, we're queer, and yes, goofs are included. Check this link to find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

Bonus Episode: Fireside Chat (Letter from Camp Hiatus) 06/20/2023

Bonus Episode: Fireside Chat (Letter from Camp Hiatus) Dear Losers, We're spending the summer at Camp Hiatus! We're having a great time taking a little break. :) That means we won't release any new episodes all summer, but don't be sad - we'll be back! That's a Terminator quote, we think. Anyway, we wanted to leave you with this fireside chat about films we saw this year or didn't, and what we look forward to. Picture ditching the camp counselors, eating s'mores around the campfire, and empty seltzer cans at our feet. We'll miss you, wish you were here, etc. Have a great summer and don't forget to Live Más! With Love, The Queertet (Skye, Quetzal, Antonio, and Dalia) P.S. If you miss us, listen to our other episodes in the meantime and rate us everywhere you get your podcasts. /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/27201351

Episode 54: Dead Dove Do Not Eat 06/06/2023

Episode 54: Dead Dove Do Not Eat We watch one of the most disturbing movies ever created, and to no one’s surprise, it’s a favorite film for Antonio - The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2009). Listen as we sit down and lose part of ourselves while Dalia cries and HEAVILY sighs over the true crime/horror/mockumentary flick that we all immediately repressed. We talk about Disney DILFs, main character energy, looners, fan-fiction terms, serial killers, grave robbing, and the worst parts of humanity. /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/27047343

Episode 53: The Bears are my Loife 06/05/2023

Episode 53: The Bears are my Loife You can’t find a more emotionally harrowing journey than Dalia watching The Country Bears (2002). One Loser’s trash is another Loser’s bear power! We discourse about how Big Al is THE moment and also about famous bears, Disney lore, Jim Henson, dream band reunions, armpit farters, Property Brother Bear, Betterhead Better Health Papa John’s, and we still owe Cha Cha over there a lot of money! Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26906340

Episode 52: It’s POETIC! 06/05/2023

Episode 52: It’s POETIC! We watch a close-quarters whodunit on a train that’s been there and done that. Who is she? Murder on the Orient Express (2017). We watch as detective Hercule Poirot boards a train with whacky strangers and find out the true meaning of “we should totally just stab Caesar.” We also discuss ohh wig, Michelle Pfeiffer leaving NO crumbs, murder concerts, Antonio’s love for murder mysteries, and yet another jumpscare (Willem, again!). /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26775468

Episode 51: She Spooks 06/05/2023

Episode 51: She Spooks Be my little baby! We get the biggest whiplash watching Barbarian (2022) with the world’s most jarring hard cut. And the world’s most jarring baby bottle! We talk a lot about what we would do or wouldn’t do in all these situations, but also chat about our last meals, it’s horror babey, font journalism, emo looks, Paddington, short guy energy, toilet talk, Justin Longifer, and Mother is hot. TW: discussion about sexual violence and sexual assault Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26627109

Episode 50: Is This Your Mans? 05/22/2023

Episode 50: Is This Your Mans? Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore grace our screens yet again for 50 First Dates (2004). Since Episode 9, we’ve awaited the great debate about Sandler/Barrymore romcoms and which is better! In this episode... we find out. We talk about our simple human adult pleasures, Rob Schneider (oop! jumpscare!), hair jealousy, what we would do if we were like Lucy, animal actors killing it, missing french fries, and brown-outs. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26496156

Episode 49: That’s my Dad! 03/27/2023

Episode 49: That’s my Dad! Pew, pew, pew! And many more delightful gun sounds in our watch of John Wick (2014). We don’t know if y’all know this but… there’s a dead wife in this. It’s so hard to catch, so you’re welcome for that. We giggle a lot over the handsome Mr. Keanu but also over dinner plans, the taste of revenge, grippy socks, Jonathan kill scenes, club vibes, Tyussy Bayussy, and don’t forget about the dead wife. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26347440

Episode 48: This Girlie was Gone 03/13/2023

Episode 48: This Girlie was Gone Our queen runs the longest of cons in Gone Girl (2014). The finesse, the details, the tenacity… your fave could never. It doesn’t hurt that this movie includes the dong heard around the world. We also scheme about unforgettable moments, ghost stories, hidden Dunkies, games of intrigue, the greatest monologue of all time, our collective mental illness, gummy wars, and Barney Star. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26204217

Episode 47: UNIQUE! 02/27/2023

Episode 47: UNIQUE! Presenting… Miss Jean Jacket. She really is the moment in Nope (2022) and we maintain that she did NOTHING wrong. This movie really had us holding onto our horses while staring at clouds a little bit harder. Come bow to this alien superstar and listen to us chit-chat about bad bitching too hard, horrific soundscapes, horse boys, so much barking, and our fav Peele movies. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/26053986

Episode 46: Dunkies 02/13/2023

Episode 46: Dunkies Celebrate Valentine’s Day with the Losers’ crying over He’s Just Not That Into You (2009)! There’s a lot of real talk about relationships, but there’s mostly a lot of shout outs to goofy Justin Long. If you aren’t the exception like us, there’s also talks on the brain-melting marriage question, A Cinderella Story, Colin Yost, bussin’ it open, Jeepimus Creepimus, slow burns, and our culminating love song. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25907151

Episode 45: Sum of Us 01/30/2023

Episode 45: Sum of Us Turns out that when you put EVERYTHING on a bagel, you get some sick lewks. Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) had us laughing, crying, and verse-jumping. One of the greatest movies of the year deserves our mind-splintering discussions on Office personalities, asking cannibals to sit down, the secret Genius Bar, multiverse pork, meet-evils, and how a beret changes your friends. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25764141

Episode 44: Skrt Skrt Vroom Vroom 01/16/2023

Episode 44: Skrt Skrt Vroom Vroom Cars go real fast… we learned that quickly during our viewing of The Fast and the Furious (2001). The meaning of a ten second car eluded us for a moment, but we got there! We also put the pedal to the metal with conversations about dudebro chokeholds, Titane, car SFX, Vending Machine Diesel Truck, bionic Honda Civics, will Lightning McQueen go to Heaven?, and Quetzal mixes reality with fanfic. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25617168

Episode 43: Guys, Rent’s Still Due 01/08/2023

Episode 43: Guys, Rent’s Still Due How DO you measure a year? We find out as half the gang falls for (and continues to hate) Broadway's quintessential queer musical - Rent (2005). Friend of the pod, queer pal, and musical expert AJ joins us as we discuss gay cinema tropes, Dalia’s “favorite” friend, wack performance art, Jellicle cat muggings, and how many times Antonio can fit that infernal number into conversation. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25478610

Episode 42: Chill Out, Sl*ts 12/20/2022

Episode 42: Chill Out, Sl*ts Meet us at Ye Olde Donut Time! We watched the most stressful Christmas movie of all time: Tangerine (2015). Sometimes the true meaning of the holidays is just not to be trippin’. We run through the streets of LA screaming about Santa standards, the Holy Trintity of Jam Ramcom, Raccacoonie, anti-Everspring propaganda, car holidays, boo boo, the Duplass duplicity, lots of crystal meth, no dice, and walking songs. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: And below are some LGBTQ+ organizations you can donate to this holiday season: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25364634

Episode 41: Oh, Blair 12/05/2022

Episode 41: Oh, Blair There’s something galloping at us in the woods… and I think we’re lost! Join us for our first cross contamination with Claire from Why the Flick as we watch The Blair Witch Project (1999). We got pushed to be real movie podcasters for once! We also discuss early found footage, A-list dinos, our first spooks, a galloping witch, many movie mentions, a Horror Nights recreation, and post-movie scaries. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: Follow Why The Flick @whytheflick on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter. /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25218312

Episode 40: YAWP! 11/21/2022

Episode 40: YAWP! O Captain! My Captain! Who knew Dead Poets Society (1989) would make us so emotional? These dang boys and their sweet friendship! We go through such a journey with the magnetic Mr. Keating but don’t worry, we still find time to secretly meet up in a cave and talk about the official Losers Club candles, Gators and Goats, Degrassi, good boy hair, teacher cringe, and the Dead Pants Society. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/25078218

Episode 39: Trauma Mama 11/07/2022

Episode 39: Trauma Mama Want to hear about ascots and real-life spooks? Join us on our watch of Zodiac (2007) and find out if they finally catch him! Maybe this time! Maybe? Amongst the twists and turns of detective work, we also consider our Gallstones plans, mainstream true crime, Jaketh, fucking your food, The Most Dangerous 69, meaty thighs, the D.A.R.E. cult, and a Mark Ruffalo appreciation tangent. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24923580

Episode 38: Hims Sahnic 10/24/2022

Episode 38: Hims Sahnic The dolls are ~ dolling ~ in Dead Silence (2007) and while some of us cackled our way through it, others screamed so much they hurt themselves. Real spooks are captured on audio as well as unhinged conversation about chicken scraps, unpublished Dr. Seuss, Antonio being out of pocket, the perils of sharing a brain cell, The Walmart Burger Empire ft. Johnny and Danny, Frank scares Quetzal, Dalia’s sexy voice, and Voldemort vs Mary Shaw. You can follow Jenna @LucipurrBinx on social media! Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24773559

Episode 37: With a K 10/10/2022

Episode 37: With a K Could this movie be the perfect flim? We think MAYBE! Follow us as we bounce out of frame and into Crescent Cove with a K (well after the Klowns are done with it) as we talk Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988). Listen to the Klown discovery of the decade from resident skeptic, Antonio. Hear us go through countless tangents, mind shacks/basements/townhouses, weapons of mASS destruction, and the secret way to say “mittens.” Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24635610

Episode 36: Juicy Mummy 09/26/2022

Episode 36: Juicy Mummy O’Connell! We are the harbingers of the Brendan Fraser renaissance with The Mummy (1999) and it feels good. Lots of nerding around for our two resident Egyptologists along with talks of Dalia and Quetzal’s tumultuous past, bi panic, I Spy trauma, our Universal monster lovers, Miss Herbie, organ arguments, jerky mummy, our personal plagues, exploring potential fic, and a 17-year friendship is tested. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24486096

Episode 35: Sprankle 09/12/2022

Episode 35: Sprankle Revisiting our alien traumas, we get cerebral watching Arrival (2016) and learn that not all extraterrestrials want to kill us. Sometimes a friend is the space calamari you teach English to along the way. These humie friends set aside our differences to come together for some vocal riffs, Antonio’s viral moment, hostile energy, snubbery, bad pick-up lines, a return to Hatching Watch™, and a secret bit. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24340779

Episode 34: You Almost Got Me Gal 08/29/2022

Episode 34: You Almost Got Me Gal If it looks unsafe… it probably is. No movie is truer to that sentiment than Final Destination (2000). Listen as we go off the rails with a special guest, Skye’s boyfriend, Frank! When Death is looming around every corner and you narrowly escape (for now) it really makes you think - you almost got me gal! We talk Goldfish vs Cheez-Its, blue water from the plumbing, career choices with dead bodies, Tetanus, and fun but tasteless facts. You can follow Frank @franklyepic on social media! /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24195720

Episode 33: Q-Less (Stop, Step Bro) 08/15/2022

Episode 33: Q-Less (Stop, Step Bro) Seriously, stop, Paul Rudd! We’re totally buggin’ watching Clueless (1995) because teen movies make the world go ‘round. This film walked so Chris Evans’ career could run and so we could run into conversations about secret self-care, lit adaptations, hello from the other side, stepcest, Agent Brody, sexy negging, our beautiful special-ist girl, Gen Z outfits, and three valley girl auditions. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/24052719

Episode 32: It’s Aliens, Babe! 08/01/2022

Episode 32: It’s Aliens, Babe! Have you ever been stressed? Let us recommend War of the Worlds (2005) for your viewing pleasure. We get a few new gray hairs during this recording and invite our friend Jenna to sit through The Great Ongoing Cookie Debate, bis against Miles Teller, strong feelings towards the Lizard King, tripod sounds, tot sisters, UFO creatures, bitch-ass Mary Ann, and real scary space. You can follow Jenna @LucipurrBinx on social media! Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23916228

Episode 31: Meat and Bone-st 07/18/2022

Episode 31: Meat and Bone-st Come admire the tasteful thickness of this American Psycho (2000) episode. Without Dalia’s guidance, the rest of us ramble and lose track of the timeline very quickly. It’s a wild ride. We ponder our stripping songs, smashing and passing, that dragon movie, neo-noir distinctions, Leo’s head, sock fiascos, clockt-ass bodies, crayons, renting videos, and feeding time for ATMs. Thoughts? Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23768423

Bonus Episode: For Robin 07/11/2022

Bonus Episode: For Robin Welcome to our anti-magician podcast! The Black Phone (2022) exposes their evils as well as the power of friendship. The mysterious black phone where you listen to your podcasts also brings you discussions on Horse God, The Snatchethed Child, nasty attic flowers, Tason Maimes, cheers to Robin, dad bods, dramatic gasps, reuniting with our fav Jam, and we have a good horror genre debate. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23700791

Episode 30: Cater Waiters with AKs 07/05/2022

Episode 30: Cater Waiters with AKs What’s more American than a Purge? We return to celebrate on Planet Purge in The Purge Anarchy (2014) and, as usual, have morally ambiguous discussions about what we would do. Hello, government agent that has us flagged! There’s also banter about recent flights of fancy, ARF!, Only Fans dreams, saving coworkers, horny meowing, what ifs, and our fave Purge slam poet. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23627894

Episode 29: Strongest Girlies 06/20/2022

Episode 29: Strongest Girlies Follow us to a small town in Montana with Big Eden (2000)! No queerphobia, all the pining, and did you know this is a small town in Montana? Also join in some queer discourse about local bisexual disaster Dean Stewart, a playful consideration of cannibalism, PB&J, I am who I ham, Floridaman, Dexter Dash, the hurg, our boy Lloyd, airport movie scenes, and an Antonio interrogation. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23479460

Episode 28: That Sunday Squatch Feeling 06/06/2022

Episode 28: That Sunday Squatch Feeling Boy, do we wish we knew how to quit you! Watching Brokeback Mountain (2005) was a real big bummer full of heavy debates, but Skye saves the day in the end. Even with the gay sads, we fill the time with heavy OTP and rare pair talk, The Quaid Strikes Back, code-cracking, lube discourse, cryptids, magic Squatch hair, and yer done! Happy Pride season from the Queertet! Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23332724

Episode 27: Snap Mah Pictcha 05/23/2022

Episode 27: Snap Mah Pictcha Starfish! While it’s no Full Throttle, we had an epic time watching Charlie’s Angels (2000). Divisive conclusions were drawn, but we can all bark over Luke Wilson right, lads? We talk through chocolate factory failures, Hatching, straight people camp, Mission Impossible, anime (AGAIN), Kidz Bop-ifying things, Samuel Samwell Samwise Rockwell, and being the Killer Klowns of comedy. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: /episode/index/show/sitdownloserpodcast/id/23194361

Sit Down Loser, We're Watching a Movie

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