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sc 629 Doinky-Doink 11/16/2025

sc 629 Doinky-Doink Toppie descibes some videos that have been all over his social media -- guys-- in their unerwear-- trying to appear casually naked. Except they're in their underwear. But you can see their doink. Or rather, you can see an indication of their doink. Tres amusant! Some listener interaction from the Enormous boys, KC and Harley! And from Tim from Trash Sprinkles. And Ranger John, from the Dark Forest Podcast. In today's Rapping With Tappie: Aunt Tappie explains how cash-money isn't the only game in town. Turns out you can BARTER for your turkey! Or... you can RASTLE for it! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39053515

sc 628 Windswept 11/07/2025

sc 628 Windswept It's windchimes and birds and a lawn mower far away. It's summer sounds. Also too: a clarification and listener feedback. And Aunt Tappie 'splains it all to you. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38957110

Surprise Halloween Special for 2025! 11/01/2025

Surprise Halloween Special for 2025! Aunt Tappie holds a seance at her carriage house apartment... and what transpires is our HAPPY HALLOWEEN episode for 2025! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38871125

sc 627 Bedtime Is Now 7:30 10/27/2025

sc 627 Bedtime Is Now 7:30 Toppie reflects on 15 years of podcasting and realizes... he has the SAME problems he had way back in 2010. As in... ZERO PROGRESS! And that doesn't feel so good. Listener interaction! Folks respond to last episode's remembrance of Ramble Redhead. Also, a Stick It Out Your Back Door contribution from DJ Starsage! Listen as DJ get's a super-deluxe CAR WASH! Toppie asks (begs) for more communication from his listeners and proclaims: It's a new era for the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38800785

sc 626 Remembering Tom, the Ramble Redhead 10/13/2025

sc 626 Remembering Tom, the Ramble Redhead Toppie presents some audio clips of Tom, the Ramble Redhead. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38571275

sc 625 HAP HAPPY SUMMERTIME! 06/13/2025

sc 625 HAP HAPPY SUMMERTIME! Somehow it's summer and Toppie, Sassy and Walt are here to say "hi" and wish you a Happy Summer and Happy Pride! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/37002870

sc 624 Stick It Out Your Back Door! 04/17/2025

sc 624 Stick It Out Your Back Door! Following a moment of silence for the passing of our friend and fellow podcaster Tom, the Ramble Red Head, Toppie presents a brand new Stick It Out Your Back Door -- a carcophany of new sounds sent in by listeners to the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/36214475

sc 623 Old Toppie Tubbard... 03/25/2025

sc 623 Old Toppie Tubbard... After a disaster of epic proportions inside the chicken coop apartment, Toppie and Sassy are left struggling to find enough food to eat that isn't contaminated by gross and disgusting fecal matter. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35847485

sc 622 Toppie And Manyan Seek Sustenance! 03/10/2025

sc 622 Toppie And Manyan Seek Sustenance! Toppie and Manyan are back out on the road, this time seeking food from one fast food chain in particular. Hint: they make burgers YOUR way. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35616660

sc 621 Love And Tacos 02/21/2025

sc 621 Love And Tacos It's Valentine's Day and -- ok -- it's actually well past Valentine's Day, as it turns out. Be that as it may, Toppie is at Jose's Hideaway in search of someone to recite a beautiful love poem. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35384910

sc 620 The Return of Scat Bird! 02/06/2025

sc 620 The Return of Scat Bird! Don't look now, but Scat Bird has returned! Not to mention a certain nefarious arch villain by the name of ALFRED P. WOOGIE!!!! How this all happens and how it all turns out is the subject of today's lil' shoe... and to be honest... it's all-out ACTION BEYOND BELIEF!!! Well... mostly anyways... Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35183565

sc 619 Joe: The Greatest Guy In The Universe! 01/23/2025

sc 619 Joe: The Greatest Guy In The Universe! Joe is the greatest guy in the universe. Toppie provides evidence by reading from true life found letters written to Joe. We are sure you will agree after listening... Joe is THE GREATEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE... EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/34987035

sc 618 Cross Dressing: An Interview With Carroll and Marlene 01/08/2025

sc 618 Cross Dressing: An Interview With Carroll and Marlene Toppie visits his cousin Chris and his lovely wife Marlene in their home to discuss how they have navigated all their years together as a married couple, with Chris being a cross dresser who goes by the name Carroll Fields. Please visit my cousin's Youtube Drum-Cover page: to see the drum cover video Chris did just for this episode of the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/34780905

sc 617 Interview With Youtube Drummer "LOOMEX"! 12/04/2024

sc 617 Interview With Youtube Drummer "LOOMEX"! Toppie interviews Youtube drumming artist Chris Loomis and provides clips of his performances. Listen and learn how Chris creates his videos and how he navigates through his creative process! You need to see the actual videos! For optimum entertainment, please click on the links to the videos presented as audio on this episode! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/34275685

sc 616 Surprise Halloween Extra: Stick It Out Your Back Door 11/29/2024

sc 616 Surprise Halloween Extra: Stick It Out Your Back Door A last minute HALLOWEEN SURPRISE! STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR FOR HALLOWEEN! A couple of Halloween inspired sound clips from listeners Jay the Hauntcub, Tommy Hashbrowns and my real-life cousin, Chris! PLUS: Some shout-outs and thank-yous to: The Fey Driver's Tim & James' Matt & Toms' DJ Starsage's DJ & Matts' Paul Chandler's S Ranger John's KC & Harleys' Kath's Big Fatty's and… My cousin Chris’ Youtube Channel, “LOOMEX”: Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/33697707

sc 615 Hush Hush Hush... Here Comes The Boogey Man! 10/11/2024

sc 615 Hush Hush Hush... Here Comes The Boogey Man! It's that fine Halloweeny time of year, so here comes Toppie's Halloween Shoe for 2024! Get in the mood for a Halloween blast from the past with vintage Halloween music and old sound clips from spooky movies! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/33427347

sc 614 MONEY MONEY MONEY! 09/20/2024

sc 614 MONEY MONEY MONEY! You're not going to believe this one folks! Toppie is under the impression that his ship has sailed in... and it's a really stupid story of just how stupid Toppie is. But... it's true. And Toppie is stupid. Real stupid. Enjoy!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/33148367

sc 613 LOTSL 4 Check Your Angle Stop & Knead Your Toothpaste! 09/09/2024

sc 613 LOTSL 4 Check Your Angle Stop & Knead Your Toothpaste! After a couple of emails from listeners, LOTSL brings you: -- Plumbing expert Doc Stone talks Angle Stops... -- That Peter G on the employee who clocked in... and then clocked out for forever... -- Brenda Boo's "magnetic" personality... -- A group discussion on possessions and the things we stash... -- Jay the Hauntcub, champion of fun, has a round-up of his summer ammusement park adventures... -- Loose and runny toothpaste? Doc Stone asks, "What's going on???" -- all this and more await you on this episode of Life On the Shit List! Please send email to Smellcast@aol.com /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/32981297

sc 612 Stick It Out Your Back Door! 08/26/2024

sc 612 Stick It Out Your Back Door! Welcome to another episode of "Stick It Out Your back Door," wherein amazing listeners send in sound clips of things they've recorded! And here we now present them to you! Enjoy the sounds of summer and Kitty Lick Smack-Smacks! THANK YOU TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR RECORDINGS! And YOU can participate NEXT time by recording something you find interesting (most folks use their phone) and attatching that sound file to an email... send it to ! And THANK YOU! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/32752242

sc 611 LOTSL Episode 3: It's Much Easier The Second Time! 08/05/2024

sc 611 LOTSL Episode 3: It's Much Easier The Second Time! It's a brand new episode of LOTSL wherein we discuss: -- Speculation about the Jeep Patriot -- Can Libs fly the American flag and feel good about it? -- The Kamala/Trump era... is LOTSL tame? -- The PRIUS Liberal? -- LOTSL scrutinizes a vibrant pirece of clothing. -- Doc Stone has a love of Tiki -- and so much more! Please remember that The Smellcast will only be sharing these LOTSL episodes for a short time. Please find LOTSL with your podcast app of choice.... and subscribe! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/32433642

sc 610 BLABBLE! 07/16/2024

sc 610 BLABBLE! Toppie is finally back with his first new Smellcast episode since May. It's a short and sweet update! Included is some talk about other Podcasts! And here are the links: Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/32172087

sc 609 LOTSL Episode 2: He Just Doesn't Shut Up! 07/12/2024

sc 609 LOTSL Episode 2: He Just Doesn't Shut Up! Toppie presents the all-new Life On the Shit List, Episode 2, a nice a nice, long episode chock full of LOTSL-Goodness! Join The whole LOTSL gang and listen as they discuss Death and Dying, Paths to Reconciliation, Trump Anxiety, ASSASINATION CONSPIRACIES GALORE, AI Awareness, Who Is Your Personal Nemesis? and that fucking Yellowstone super-volcano! Please note! LOTSL is now searchable on your podcast app of choice! Please find LOTSL and SUBSCRIBE! LOTSL will only continue to be available here on the Smellcast a few more times, and after that you gotta go to LOTSL's own special feed! Search! Find! Subscribe! Please continue to send email for LOTSL to Smellcast@aol.com /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/32106807

sc 608 I'll Tend To The Flame, You Can Worship The Ashes 05/26/2024

sc 608 I'll Tend To The Flame, You Can Worship The Ashes Toppie reads his father's obituary (as written by his father). Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/31472757

sc 607 LOTSL Episode 1: Who be them "Sovereign Citizens," Anyway? 05/16/2024

sc 607 LOTSL Episode 1: Who be them "Sovereign Citizens," Anyway? The LOTSL crew asks: What the heck is this "Sovereign Citizen" thing about? Plus, much much more! Hey, listen folks: We here at LOTSL are getting a whole new show up off the ground with the all new LOTSL! However... there have been some unexpected technical setbacks... all of which we will eventually finger out. But until then... you might as well hear it on the ol' Smellcast feed until such time as we get it right. So... HERE WE GO... ENJOY! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Send your email for LOTSL to: Smellcast@Aol.com /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/31344537

sc 606 Totally Totality! 05/04/2024

sc 606 Totally Totality! Toppie and his pal Manyan Phelps embark on a road trip adventure that takes them into the PATH OF TOTALITY!!!! Like... WOW... it's a total solar eclipse! Experience it in real time! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/31126488

sc 605 "I Held It Rather Like A Pencil, Dear..." 03/30/2024

sc 605 "I Held It Rather Like A Pencil, Dear..." Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie's sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting. We do, however, finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth... and it's a tale NOT to be believed! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/30601653

SURPRISE ALL-NEW LOTSL SPECIAL! 03/20/2024

SURPRISE ALL-NEW LOTSL SPECIAL! That's right! Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL... or... "Life On The Shit List"! And it looks like there's going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew have committed to bring you brand new epsisodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with). We would love to hear from you and for right now, please leave a comment over at , or email any of us at the address . Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/30466563

sc 604 Stick It Out Your Back Door 02/23/2024

sc 604 Stick It Out Your Back Door It's another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/30073823

sc 603 Toppie-Turvey 02/07/2024

sc 603 Toppie-Turvey First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast. Then, Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendshp. It seems Toppie's friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and a righteousness which he knows to be his. But later... somehow... Toppie changes his tune. And then.... it's suddenly a very different sturry... Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/29834448

sc 602 Aunt Tappie's First Drop 01/11/2024

sc 602 Aunt Tappie's First Drop Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year's Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/29452513

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