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sc 638 Toppie And Sassy On Ice 08/03/2026

sc 638 Toppie And Sassy On Ice Yeah we're talkin' ICE again but not fuck off pow pow Ice... ICE as in glaciers and ice cubes and such like that. COLD!!!! FREEZING COLD is what we're talkin' about! 'Cuz it's bloody hot and we've been hammered with HEAT all summer long and we're fucking OVER IT!!! Anyways, please to enjoy this delightful flight of fantasy. Plus Listener Interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/42294770

sc 637 What's In A Name? 07/27/2026

sc 637 What's In A Name? Toppie delves deep into Smellcast lore in this episode about the origins of the Smellcast and from where the name "Toppie Smellie" came from. Plus some epic Stick It contributions from and Listener Interaction! Featuring The Sharp Chuckies and their song: "Love Song For Toppie Smellie" Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/42221275

sc 636 Ten To The Power Of Twelve 07/12/2026

sc 636 Ten To The Power Of Twelve Toppie solicits Pickle Hollow's big brain, Roger Bunting to explain just how much is "a trillion," but Sassy knows better. Plus Listener Interaction and a few Stick It Out Your Backdoor submissions! Mentioned on today's podcast: Kath's Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/42051155

sc 635 Born To Be Alive 07/04/2026

sc 635 Born To Be Alive July is here, ready or not, and Toppie has little enthusiasm. Time keeps on Tripping... He describes a recent open house held by his Cousin Chris/Carroll and they're wife Marlene who have moved into a new, old place that has a porch Toppie envies. Plus, a parental update, listener interaction and a couple of Stick It Out Your Back Door entries. See my cousin's drum cover videos J Mac from Florida sent this photo in thinking it's the spitting image of Popeye Arms Paulie! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/41962995

A Very Special Smellcast: The Ballad Of Popeye Arms Paulie 06/21/2026

A Very Special Smellcast: The Ballad Of Popeye Arms Paulie In this must not-to-be-missed episode of the Smellcast, Popeye Arms Paulie has returned to Pickle Hollow to help fight off a violent ICE invasion! Listen as this epic story of loss and bravery comes to a shocking climax! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/41712235

sc 634 The Fall Of Pickle Hollow! 03/21/2026

sc 634 The Fall Of Pickle Hollow! Pickle Hollow, Toppie, Sassy, and Aunt Tappie are all in great peril as their desperate resistance to the unrelenting forces of Federal Ice agents comes to a shocking end! Also: Listener Interaction and a Stick It Out Your Back Door sound clip from listener Lurry Dean! Special Thanks to , Tommy Hashbrowns and ! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/40566050

sc 633 And In The Thunder Was A Cry 02/06/2026

sc 633 And In The Thunder Was A Cry Tension mounts as ICE Agents continue to raid Pickle Hollow and Toppie makes a fateful decision to fix Sassy. Also: Toppie describes a recent shoveling day at work when a snow storm prevents him from getting home. Plus: Listener interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door! Please visit my cousin’s Youtube Drum-Cover page: Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/40026160

sc 632 Worst New Year, Ever 01/07/2026

sc 632 Worst New Year, Ever As Sassy continues to mourn the taking of his beloved Cocoa Ebo, Pickle Hollow is feeling the full presence of ICE in their community with commerce shutting down and families leaving town as the vulnerable hide underground. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39651660

sc Christmas Special 2025 12/25/2025

sc Christmas Special 2025 Toppie Smellie presents Dylan Thomas reciting his famous Christmas memory, "A Child's Christmas in Wales." Recorded in 1952. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39532200

sc 631 Good To Go 12/12/2025

sc 631 Good To Go Toppie's friend Manyan Phelps, leaves town. Plus: Stick It Out Your Back Door entries from Kevin and Marlene and Listener Interaction. And finally: A shout-out to the Ever Mysterious Crone Haven! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39389910

Toppie's Black Friday Special 11/29/2025

Toppie's Black Friday Special It's a busy day in Pickle Hollow on BLACK FRIDAY! What happens to Cocoa Ebo will shock you! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39206395

sc 630 Add One Whole Container of Cottage Cheese 11/23/2025

sc 630 Add One Whole Container of Cottage Cheese Aunt Tappie presents her final "Rapping With Tappie" segment before Thanksgiving in which she reveals how you can make your Thanksgiving STRESS-FREE!!!! The secret is COTTAGE CHEESE! Also: Stick It Out Your Back Door with submissions from Mac, Baron and Tommy. Listener Interaction Bits of business Link to Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39143665

sc 629 Doinky-Doink 11/16/2025

sc 629 Doinky-Doink Toppie descibes some videos that have been all over his social media -- guys-- in their unerwear-- trying to appear casually naked. Except they're in their underwear. But you can see their doink. Or rather, you can see an indication of their doink. Tres amusant! Some listener interaction from the Enormous boys, KC and Harley! And from Tim from Trash Sprinkles. And Ranger John, from the Dark Forest Podcast. In today's Rapping With Tappie: Aunt Tappie explains how cash-money isn't the only game in town. Turns out you can BARTER for your turkey! Or... you can RASTLE for it! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/39053515

sc 628 Windswept 11/07/2025

sc 628 Windswept It's windchimes and birds and a lawn mower far away. It's summer sounds. Also too: a clarification and listener feedback. And Aunt Tappie 'splains it all to you. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38957110

Surprise Halloween Special for 2025! 11/01/2025

Surprise Halloween Special for 2025! Aunt Tappie holds a seance at her carriage house apartment... and what transpires is our HAPPY HALLOWEEN episode for 2025! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38871125

sc 627 Bedtime Is Now 7:30 10/27/2025

sc 627 Bedtime Is Now 7:30 Toppie reflects on 15 years of podcasting and realizes... he has the SAME problems he had way back in 2010. As in... ZERO PROGRESS! And that doesn't feel so good. Listener interaction! Folks respond to last episode's remembrance of Ramble Redhead. Also, a Stick It Out Your Back Door contribution from DJ Starsage! Listen as DJ get's a super-deluxe CAR WASH! Toppie asks (begs) for more communication from his listeners and proclaims: It's a new era for the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38800785

sc 626 Remembering Tom, the Ramble Redhead 10/13/2025

sc 626 Remembering Tom, the Ramble Redhead Toppie presents some audio clips of Tom, the Ramble Redhead. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/38571275

sc 625 HAP HAPPY SUMMERTIME! 06/13/2025

sc 625 HAP HAPPY SUMMERTIME! Somehow it's summer and Toppie, Sassy and Walt are here to say "hi" and wish you a Happy Summer and Happy Pride! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on and Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/37002870

sc 624 Stick It Out Your Back Door! 04/17/2025

sc 624 Stick It Out Your Back Door! Following a moment of silence for the passing of our friend and fellow podcaster Tom, the Ramble Red Head, Toppie presents a brand new Stick It Out Your Back Door -- a carcophany of new sounds sent in by listeners to the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/36214475

sc 623 Old Toppie Tubbard... 03/25/2025

sc 623 Old Toppie Tubbard... After a disaster of epic proportions inside the chicken coop apartment, Toppie and Sassy are left struggling to find enough food to eat that isn't contaminated by gross and disgusting fecal matter. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35847485

sc 622 Toppie And Manyan Seek Sustenance! 03/10/2025

sc 622 Toppie And Manyan Seek Sustenance! Toppie and Manyan are back out on the road, this time seeking food from one fast food chain in particular. Hint: they make burgers YOUR way. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35616660

sc 621 Love And Tacos 02/21/2025

sc 621 Love And Tacos It's Valentine's Day and -- ok -- it's actually well past Valentine's Day, as it turns out. Be that as it may, Toppie is at Jose's Hideaway in search of someone to recite a beautiful love poem. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35384910

sc 620 The Return of Scat Bird! 02/06/2025

sc 620 The Return of Scat Bird! Don't look now, but Scat Bird has returned! Not to mention a certain nefarious arch villain by the name of ALFRED P. WOOGIE!!!! How this all happens and how it all turns out is the subject of today's lil' shoe... and to be honest... it's all-out ACTION BEYOND BELIEF!!! Well... mostly anyways... Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/35183565

sc 619 Joe: The Greatest Guy In The Universe! 01/23/2025

sc 619 Joe: The Greatest Guy In The Universe! Joe is the greatest guy in the universe. Toppie provides evidence by reading from true life found letters written to Joe. We are sure you will agree after listening... Joe is THE GREATEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE... EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/34987035

sc 618 Cross Dressing: An Interview With Carroll and Marlene 01/08/2025

sc 618 Cross Dressing: An Interview With Carroll and Marlene Toppie visits his cousin Chris and his lovely wife Marlene in their home to discuss how they have navigated all their years together as a married couple, with Chris being a cross dresser who goes by the name Carroll Fields. Please visit my cousin's Youtube Drum-Cover page: to see the drum cover video Chris did just for this episode of the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/34780905

sc 617 Interview With Youtube Drummer "LOOMEX"! 12/04/2024

sc 617 Interview With Youtube Drummer "LOOMEX"! Toppie interviews Youtube drumming artist Chris Loomis and provides clips of his performances. Listen and learn how Chris creates his videos and how he navigates through his creative process! You need to see the actual videos! For optimum entertainment, please click on the links to the videos presented as audio on this episode! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/34275685

sc 616 Surprise Halloween Extra: Stick It Out Your Back Door 11/29/2024

sc 616 Surprise Halloween Extra: Stick It Out Your Back Door A last minute HALLOWEEN SURPRISE! STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR FOR HALLOWEEN! A couple of Halloween inspired sound clips from listeners Jay the Hauntcub, Tommy Hashbrowns and my real-life cousin, Chris! PLUS: Some shout-outs and thank-yous to: The Fey Driver's Tim & James' Matt & Toms' DJ Starsage's DJ & Matts' Paul Chandler's S Ranger John's KC & Harleys' Kath's Big Fatty's and… My cousin Chris’ Youtube Channel, “LOOMEX”: Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/33697707

sc 615 Hush Hush Hush... Here Comes The Boogey Man! 10/11/2024

sc 615 Hush Hush Hush... Here Comes The Boogey Man! It's that fine Halloweeny time of year, so here comes Toppie's Halloween Shoe for 2024! Get in the mood for a Halloween blast from the past with vintage Halloween music and old sound clips from spooky movies! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/33427347

sc 614 MONEY MONEY MONEY! 09/20/2024

sc 614 MONEY MONEY MONEY! You're not going to believe this one folks! Toppie is under the impression that his ship has sailed in... and it's a really stupid story of just how stupid Toppie is. But... it's true. And Toppie is stupid. Real stupid. Enjoy!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s ! Follow him on . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/33148367

sc 613 LOTSL 4 Check Your Angle Stop & Knead Your Toothpaste! 09/09/2024

sc 613 LOTSL 4 Check Your Angle Stop & Knead Your Toothpaste! After a couple of emails from listeners, LOTSL brings you: -- Plumbing expert Doc Stone talks Angle Stops... -- That Peter G on the employee who clocked in... and then clocked out for forever... -- Brenda Boo's "magnetic" personality... -- A group discussion on possessions and the things we stash... -- Jay the Hauntcub, champion of fun, has a round-up of his summer ammusement park adventures... -- Loose and runny toothpaste? Doc Stone asks, "What's going on???" -- all this and more await you on this episode of Life On the Shit List! Please send email to Smellcast@aol.com /episode/index/show/smellcast/id/32981297

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