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Austin and Cameron ruin your favorite fictional characters by reading their awful reimaginations courtesy of the Internet. Join us as we dive into the dark world of bad fanfiction and discover things we never wanted to read.

Episode 54: The Suckees 10/29/2019

Episode 54: The Suckees Austin and Cameron are awarding their favorite moments on the show. Want to know which Rule 34s and fics made us want to puke? It's all right here! Also we address our email scandal and give an update on what the hell we are doing. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/11821559

Episode 53: Gross Hobbit Cum Lake 08/27/2019

Episode 53: Gross Hobbit Cum Lake Austin and Cameron wrote their own fics this week! Featuring Lord of the Rings characters and a very special Comic-Con encounter. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/11011256

Episode 52: ASSistant To The Regional MANager 07/18/2019

Episode 52: ASSistant To The Regional MANager Austin and Cameron are back from a brief unplanned hiatus! First we read some The Office fanfic and flip through Jim's HR file, then we find out what Blues Clues would be like if it was an action movie. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/10550699

Episode 51: The Incredible Hunk 06/27/2019

Episode 51: The Incredible Hunk Austin and Cameron fall head over heels for The Incredible Hunk, then Sam from Transformers crosses beams with Slimer and also the X-men are there for some reason. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/10310783

Episode 50: All That Glitters Is Gold 06/11/2019

Episode 50: All That Glitters Is Gold Austin and Cameron get trapped in a disgusting time loop with Dr. Strange and his friend Wang, then we get the show on and get paid with Shrek and all the usual memes. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/10120675

Episode 49: The Boob Enlargement Ray 05/28/2019

Episode 49: The Boob Enlargement Ray Austin and Cameron try to replicate Clifford the Big Red Dog's enlargement powers for, uh... science. Then Tom Hanks puts more than just his handprint on Wilson the Volleyball's face. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9945203

Episode 48: Imaginary Friends With Benefits 05/14/2019

Episode 48: Imaginary Friends With Benefits Austin and Cameron and special guest Dan get a glimpse into the mysterious mind of Yeezus. Then we see what Dexter is really up to in that laboratory. After that we are summoned to the Headmaster's office for a magical night of destroying whorecruxes. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9772817

Episode 47: Weezer Wagon 05/06/2019

Episode 47: Weezer Wagon Austin and Cameron save you $10! Instead of going to see the new Avengers, just listen to this fic and spare yourself the horror of seeing Ant-man crawl up Thanos's butt on the big screen. Also we discover Hugh Neutron's special omelette recipe. Items required: 3 eggs; 1 butt. ...Lots of butt stuff this episode. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9678815

Episode 46: Actual Trigger Warning - High School Shooter Musical 04/23/2019

Episode 46: Actual Trigger Warning - High School Shooter Musical Austin and Cameron blaze it 420 with Darren the D.A.R.E. lion and Harry Pothead. Also, we uncover Shaggy’s deep dark secret, which surprisingly has very little to do with drugs. Lock and load and stay safe out there because Zac Efron is sick of being typecast. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9492686

Episode 45: Trainsphobic 04/16/2019

Episode 45: Trainsphobic Austin and Cameron learn how to deal with bullies from Thomas the Dank Engine. Also, Darth Maul is feeling cute, might kill your Jedi Master later, idk. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9410279

Episode 44: You Can't Arrest Me, It's A Cosplay 04/09/2019

Episode 44: You Can't Arrest Me, It's A Cosplay You get a fanfiction! And you get a fanfiction! Everybody gets fanfictions! Austin and Cameron are just takin' it easy, man. Then we read about the world's most purple cult leader. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9333560

smf e44 YouCantArrestMeItsACosplay 04/09/2019

smf e44 YouCantArrestMeItsACosplay You get a fanfiction! And you get a fanfiction! Everybody gets fanfictions! Austin and Cameron are just takin' it easy, man. Then we read about the world's most purple cult leader. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9333557

Episode 43: Horton Hires A Ho 04/02/2019

Episode 43: Horton Hires A Ho Austin and Cameron use the power of poetry to meditate with one of our favorite Dogs. Then we make a deal with two different bald headed television personalities. And after that— Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9237290

Episode 42: Boyz Night 03/26/2019

Episode 42: Boyz Night Austin and Cameron are saving people and hunting things, but get detained at the airport by a handsy TSA agent. Then we get a little bit sidetracked on our quest through Mordor. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9144047

Episode 41: Darth Vader Has To Call IT 03/19/2019

Episode 41: Darth Vader Has To Call IT Austin and Cameron find out that Darth Vader is technologically illiterate and then we find ourselves searching for that handsome beast who wears them size 25 shoes. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/9058025

Episode 40: SmokeBob SeaweedPants 03/11/2019

Episode 40: SmokeBob SeaweedPants Austin and Cameron investigate some of the scummiest sea creatures in Bikini Bottom, sing along to everyone's least favorite band, and realize how hard it is to craft a compelling narrative about Shaggy because he's just too powerful. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8956862

Episode 39: From Dust To Crust 03/05/2019

Episode 39: From Dust To Crust Austin and Cameron witness the repercussions of loving pizza too much, then we Diners Drive-ins and Dive into a tasty fic featuring Danny Devito. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8881643

Episode 38: Gryffindors Have No Gag Reflex 02/25/2019

Episode 38: Gryffindors Have No Gag Reflex Austin and Cameron visit Sesame Street. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Then we ponder Dumbledore’s questionable methods for sorting the students into houses. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8770709

Episode 37: In Thiccness And In Wealth 02/18/2019

Episode 37: In Thiccness And In Wealth Austin and Cameron sold their souls to get an Apple Pay sponsorship. We see in the first fic that with Apple Pay, you can easily and quickly pay for an online marriage ceremony between and ogre and his three fiancés. Then after, use that crazy good app to buy as much butter as you can get your grimy mitts on before Paula Deen buys it all up and crashes the market. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8692691

Episode 36: YUUUP - Celebrity Snipe Edition 02/12/2019

Episode 36: YUUUP - Celebrity Snipe Edition Austin and Cameron have finally done it! We found a Storage Wars fanfiction! Also we read the final chapter in Lightning McQueen's sexy adventures. SOLD! /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8612669

Episode 35: Air Bud: Death of a Nation 02/05/2019

Episode 35: Air Bud: Death of a Nation Austin and Cameron ponder what percentage of genie wishes are used for weird sex things. Then we submit to our Glorious Overlord Air Bud who has somehow conquered earth through the power of sports. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8523677

Episode 34: I'm Gonna F Your Son 01/28/2019

Episode 34: I'm Gonna F Your Son Austin and Cameron wonder how many times Chewie and Han can have par-sex while doing the Kessel Run. Then we have no worries for the rest of our days, cuz we're hanging with that EXTRA THICC warthog from the Lion King. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8427587

Episode 33: Pizza Bitch 01/21/2019

Episode 33: Pizza Bitch Cowabunga! Austin and Cameron get their minds out of the gutter and into the sewer because it's turtle time! Then we sympathize with Filch when we read about how the Hogwarts castle is sentient and sexual. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8336528

Episode 32: To Catch A Pokemon (With Chris Hansen) 01/14/2019

Episode 32: To Catch A Pokemon (With Chris Hansen) Austin and Cameron are concerned about how Professor Oak is always video chatting with a local 10-year-old. After that, we learn a very important lesson: Shreks before cheques. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8250548

Episode 31: Jar Jar Twinks 01/07/2019

Episode 31: Jar Jar Twinks Austin and Cameron read about the strong jawline of justice then we-sa going podracing! That’s right, we’re talking ‘bout all the things you love about Star Wars. Phantom Menace references and Jar Jar Binks a-plenty! /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8161562

Episode 30: Boof That Curse - New Year Spectacular! 12/31/2018

Episode 30: Boof That Curse - New Year Spectacular! Austin and Cameron are Not Okay (We Promise) as we read some music fiction with two guests. Then we travel to Japan to eat some Ramen and meet our favorite horrible monster. Then we'll cook you up a New Year Feast with Hank Hill and his propane grill. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8092952

Episode 29: GrinchPoint Paradox - Merry Crissmass! 12/24/2018

Episode 29: GrinchPoint Paradox - Merry Crissmass! Austin and Cameron keep the Criss in Crissmass and read some Mindfreaky time travel fics. We discover the Grinch's "Yule log" possesses magical powers. Then we review a book that asks the question: What if the entity known as tedcruz had an oyster-fueled hallucination? /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/8028113

Episode 28: Sticky Momma 12/17/2018

Episode 28: Sticky Momma Austin and Cameron get into a sticky situation. We read about what Kermit does when Miss Piggy's not around. Then we find out why we should not save the bees. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/7942241

Episode 27: Dumbledore's Sexy Passwords 12/11/2018

Episode 27: Dumbledore's Sexy Passwords Austin and Cameron double the magic with double the wands. Or maybe we just had a bad trip, cuz we ended up in Wonderland with a super high caterpillar. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/7875716

Episode 26: Doug aka Papa Fresh aka the Fills-ur-berry Doughboy 12/03/2018

Episode 26: Doug aka Papa Fresh aka the Fills-ur-berry Doughboy Austin and Cameron read about everyone's favorite doughboy. We find out Flash is a scumbag and Waluigi is a romantic at heart. /episode/index/show/suckmyfic/id/7778480

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