Tales of Nowhere

Join us every other Wednesday as we make our way through multiple Tabletop RPGs to tell the story of four charismatic heroes seeking to repair the multiverse. It's a journey of epic proportions that will keep you laughing as you piece together the mystery of the world, the characters, and most importantly, that extra-dimensional Coffee Shop known as Cafe Nowhere.

S2E91 - Restart the Heart 07/03/2025

S2E91 - Restart the Heart The fight for the entirety of the multiverse begins. Will the Janiteers fulfill their role as sacrificial lambs? Find out in this episode! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/37267105

S2E90 - All Sluged Up and Nowhere To Go 06/18/2025

S2E90 - All Sluged Up and Nowhere To Go Finally, the Janiteers have arrived at the bottom of the Heart. Now they just have to survive long enough to save the multiverse. Easy, right? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/37058075

S2E89 - Bartlebye 05/25/2025

S2E89 - Bartlebye The journey to the bottom of the Heart continues as the Janiteers face even greater foes and are forced to relive the past. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/36700745

S2E88 - Dragon Me To Hell 05/07/2025

S2E88 - Dragon Me To Hell After escaping the Ever Cathedral and meeting up with an unexpected visitor, the Janiteers finally feel a spark of hope as they come up with...am I reading this right? A plan? Wow, I never thought that would actually happen. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/36467265

S2E87 - The Wiseman 04/26/2025

S2E87 - The Wiseman We all remember where we were the first time we heard the tale of the Wiseman, don't we? The story stays with you, gives you hope, gives you strength. Yes, as you know, thanks to the Wiseman we one day will see the God Child to victory! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/36321585

S2E86 - Special Guest Star 04/09/2025

S2E86 - Special Guest Star The return of a friendly face (and friendly place) has Janiteers and Infiniteers alike a little on edge, as they continue their journey deeper into the Heart of the Spark. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/36076695

S2E85 - Delving Deeper, Ever Deeper 03/28/2025

S2E85 - Delving Deeper, Ever Deeper The race to the center of the Heart continues as the Janiteers (and Issac) make their way into a mysterious cave full of wonder, memory, and some dude named Rattler. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/35909585

S2E84 - The Return of Kevin (of Manderwick) 03/12/2025

S2E84 - The Return of Kevin (of Manderwick) Nightmares abound, both in the minds of Janiteers and in the world around them. But they seems to be making inroads as they discover an old "friend", and prepare for their journey deeper into the Heart. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/35650960

S2E83 - A Murder of Owls 02/26/2025

S2E83 - A Murder of Owls The first mission begins as the gang heads deep into the woods to murder a bunch of owls for some reason. But did someone else get there first? And might their name rhyme with Basstoria? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/35436015

S2E82 - The Town With No Name 01/29/2025

S2E82 - The Town With No Name The Janiteers (and special guests from Season 1) head into the Heart of Nowhere, and nobody is quite expecting what they find. Still, the journey to discover what happened to Thayne and stop the Screaming God Child has begunt! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/35063645

Happy Hour 9 01/15/2025

Happy Hour 9 Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Numenera arc? What was with all those weird experiments? Did the "alien" future world actually feel alien? Was this ruleset any good? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/34860925

S2E81 - Into the Spark, Part Two 01/01/2025

S2E81 - Into the Spark, Part Two Join the Janiteers as they make their way into the depths of Nowhere to face a challenge unlike any before, as they attempt to reach The Infinite Spark. Part Two of Two. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/34679810

S2E80 - Into the Spark, Part One 12/18/2024

S2E80 - Into the Spark, Part One Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers grapple with just how much the place has changed in their absence, as they prepare to enter the Infinite Spark in an attempt to save...pretty much everything and everyone, everywhere forever. Part One of Two. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/34500480

S2E79 - Pax Your Bags 12/04/2024

S2E79 - Pax Your Bags Jules comes to terms with who she is and her place in the multiverse while reuniting with old friends and figuring out what the heck is next for the Janiteers. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/34282070

S2E78 - Through the Wish Engine, and What Jules Found There 11/21/2024

S2E78 - Through the Wish Engine, and What Jules Found There In the aftermath of the attack, Jules deals with the losses while the gang heads off to find a mysterious artifact known as the Wish Engine. And sometimes for some reason the Wish Machine. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/34076221

S2E77 - Dread 11/06/2024

S2E77 - Dread With the city of Orrila suddenly under attack, the Janiteers take up arms to help those in need and fight the giant gross black monster in the sky. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33815590

S2E76 - Trains Should Fly 10/24/2024

S2E76 - Trains Should Fly The Janiteers find themselves in the big city after a plan is enacted to fix the Jewel once and for all. Get ready for thrills, chills, and abominations the likes of which have only ever been seen at...Snapapple's Traveling Menagerie and Soaring Circus! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33606207

S2E75 - King for a Day 10/09/2024

S2E75 - King for a Day As King Detritus regails the Janiteers with his tragic backstory, they make their way through the Jewel to enact a crazy plan with the help of Darwin and Darloft. Cookies. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33388507

S2E74 - A Gentleman Finds Out, But Never Tells 09/11/2024

S2E74 - A Gentleman Finds Out, But Never Tells The great delve adventure continues, as the Infiniteers find themselves in a strangely familiar location: ...high school? That's weird. Well anyway, some crazy stuff happens and then they have to escape before the dread eats them. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33005272

S2E73 - Delve in Sixty Minutes 08/28/2024

S2E73 - Delve in Sixty Minutes It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/32773142

S2E72 - Catch a Ride 08/14/2024

S2E72 - Catch a Ride Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/32571672

S2E71 - Hello, Ninth World! 07/17/2024

S2E71 - Hello, Ninth World! The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/32176547

S2E70 - Roleplay Speed Dating 07/03/2024

S2E70 - Roleplay Speed Dating The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31998787

S2E69 - The Crystal Caves! 06/19/2024

S2E69 - The Crystal Caves! Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers and a wandering Infiniteer have the chance to explore the now bustling train station and decide who around them is worth trusting. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31804602

S2E68 - Definitley Not A Furiosa Ripoff 06/05/2024

S2E68 - Definitley Not A Furiosa Ripoff A rescue mission turns into an all-out arena brawl in a pit of rust and metal with a healthy dose of family bickering. What else did you expect when Hondo comes back? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31612312

S2E67 - The Folly of Post-Apocalyptic Fashions 05/22/2024

S2E67 - The Folly of Post-Apocalyptic Fashions Sandstorms, explosions, and dangerous car stunts keep the Janiteers from discovering what exactly is going on as they traverse the wasteland on an epic mission to rescue...someone? Maybe? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31416007

Happy Hour 8 04/24/2024

Happy Hour 8 Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30894193

S2E66 - Self-Sacrifice 04/10/2024

S2E66 - Self-Sacrifice The Janiteers finally catch up with time itself, as the moment of truth arrives and Rothdamona helps Dee make a decision about their future within the multiverse. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30762273

S2E65 - On The Other Side 03/27/2024

S2E65 - On The Other Side After an arguably heroic savior moment, Bash finds himself...somewhere else, as the other Janiteers entirely lose control over this whole situation. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30562468

S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom 03/13/2024

S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom Uncovering an ancient cavern in the heart of the Shield Mountains brings more trouble than previously thought as Sebastian finds a new friend and Rothdamona thinks she's melting. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30350018

Tales of Nowhere

TOPICS