Tales of Nowhere

Join us every other Wednesday as we make our way through multiple Tabletop RPGs to tell the story of four charismatic heroes seeking to repair the multiverse. It's a journey of epic proportions that will keep you laughing as you piece together the mystery of the world, the characters, and most importantly, that extra-dimensional Coffee Shop known as Cafe Nowhere.

S2E78 - Through the Wish Engine, and What Jules Found There 11/21/2024

S2E78 - Through the Wish Engine, and What Jules Found There In the aftermath of the attack, Jules deals with the losses while the gang heads off to find a mysterious artifact known as the Wish Engine. And sometimes for some reason the Wish Machine. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/34076221

S2E77 - Dread 11/06/2024

S2E77 - Dread With the city of Orrila suddenly under attack, the Janiteers take up arms to help those in need and fight the giant gross black monster in the sky. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33815590

S2E76 - Trains Should Fly 10/24/2024

S2E76 - Trains Should Fly The Janiteers find themselves in the big city after a plan is enacted to fix the Jewel once and for all. Get ready for thrills, chills, and abominations the likes of which have only ever been seen at...Snapapple's Traveling Menagerie and Soaring Circus! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33606207

S2E75 - King for a Day 10/09/2024

S2E75 - King for a Day As King Detritus regails the Janiteers with his tragic backstory, they make their way through the Jewel to enact a crazy plan with the help of Darwin and Darloft. Cookies. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33388507

S2E74 - A Gentleman Finds Out, But Never Tells 09/11/2024

S2E74 - A Gentleman Finds Out, But Never Tells The great delve adventure continues, as the Infiniteers find themselves in a strangely familiar location: ...high school? That's weird. Well anyway, some crazy stuff happens and then they have to escape before the dread eats them. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/33005272

S2E73 - Delve in Sixty Minutes 08/28/2024

S2E73 - Delve in Sixty Minutes It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/32773142

S2E72 - Catch a Ride 08/14/2024

S2E72 - Catch a Ride Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/32571672

S2E71 - Hello, Ninth World! 07/17/2024

S2E71 - Hello, Ninth World! The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/32176547

S2E70 - Roleplay Speed Dating 07/03/2024

S2E70 - Roleplay Speed Dating The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31998787

S2E69 - The Crystal Caves! 06/19/2024

S2E69 - The Crystal Caves! Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers and a wandering Infiniteer have the chance to explore the now bustling train station and decide who around them is worth trusting. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31804602

S2E68 - Definitley Not A Furiosa Ripoff 06/05/2024

S2E68 - Definitley Not A Furiosa Ripoff A rescue mission turns into an all-out arena brawl in a pit of rust and metal with a healthy dose of family bickering. What else did you expect when Hondo comes back? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31612312

S2E67 - The Folly of Post-Apocalyptic Fashions 05/22/2024

S2E67 - The Folly of Post-Apocalyptic Fashions Sandstorms, explosions, and dangerous car stunts keep the Janiteers from discovering what exactly is going on as they traverse the wasteland on an epic mission to rescue...someone? Maybe? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/31416007

Happy Hour 8 04/24/2024

Happy Hour 8 Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30894193

S2E66 - Self-Sacrifice 04/10/2024

S2E66 - Self-Sacrifice The Janiteers finally catch up with time itself, as the moment of truth arrives and Rothdamona helps Dee make a decision about their future within the multiverse. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30762273

S2E65 - On The Other Side 03/27/2024

S2E65 - On The Other Side After an arguably heroic savior moment, Bash finds himself...somewhere else, as the other Janiteers entirely lose control over this whole situation. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30562468

S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom 03/13/2024

S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom Uncovering an ancient cavern in the heart of the Shield Mountains brings more trouble than previously thought as Sebastian finds a new friend and Rothdamona thinks she's melting. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30350018

S2E63 - Dwarven Detour 02/28/2024

S2E63 - Dwarven Detour The Janiteers journey into the depths of the Shield Mountains, to meet with the Dwarven City leaders and once again irrevocably alter history. Oops. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/30148913

S2E62 - The Scenic Route 02/14/2024

S2E62 - The Scenic Route Rothdamona makes her way back home, as Stonewall prepares for their upcoming pilgrimage. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/29950283

S2E61 - The Glass Grape Fallacy 01/31/2024

S2E61 - The Glass Grape Fallacy Dee Dee and Bash totally know where they're going and don't get lost at all. Henry and Bejeweled hang out in the library. Everyone forgets. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/29726288

S2E60 - Trauma of Future Past 01/17/2024

S2E60 - Trauma of Future Past During a routine dungeon crawl, the Janiteers finds that...well, turns out there's no such thing as a routine dungeon crawl in this universe. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/29521593

Rerun of The Tales of Nowhere Mother's Day Special 01/03/2024

Rerun of The Tales of Nowhere Mother's Day Special To remember those no longer with us, here's a trip down memory lane, all the way back to 2018 when the cast behind the Infiniteers teamed up with their moms for an unforgettable adventure. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/29319673

S2 Bonus - A Very Special Nowhere Christmas (Album) 12/25/2023

S2 Bonus - A Very Special Nowhere Christmas (Album) Don't wait! Grab your copy of this very special Nowhere Christmas Album today and celebrate this holiday season across the entire multiverse! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/29223048

S2E59 - Lather, Rinse, Repeat 12/06/2023

S2E59 - Lather, Rinse, Repeat There was a small cave incident, and now the Janiteers find themselves back on top of a familiar mountain peak. Did someone go 88 miles per hour? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28954723

S2E58 - Escape From The City of Wonders 11/22/2023

S2E58 - Escape From The City of Wonders Turns out, leaving a city known for insane magicians and chaotic magic isn't exactly a cakewalk. Also, is anybody else cold in here? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28756083

S2E57 - Residual Goldblum 11/08/2023

S2E57 - Residual Goldblum The Janiteers make their way through the land of Shadow of the Demonlord on an urgent quest to reclaim a piece of silverware. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28553444

S2E56 - Terror in Stonewall Keep 10/25/2023

S2E56 - Terror in Stonewall Keep As DeeDee revists her hometown, troubling emotions boil to the surface. Also troubling giant monsters. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28415693

S2E55 - There's No Place Like Home 10/11/2023

S2E55 - There's No Place Like Home DeeDee returns home, and everything's different. Her, the world, her village, the other Janiteers, that weird thing in the sky. It's all just different, okay? /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28285685

S2E54 - Chunky Sludge 09/27/2023

S2E54 - Chunky Sludge The Janiteers decide on their next step, and in doing so, are pulled into an important mission with an entire universe at stake. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28156151

Happy Hour 7 09/13/2023

Happy Hour 7 Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 51st Episode Spectacular arc? How did the cast like returning to their Season 1 characters? Was everything planned ahead or improvised? Did they ruin everything by bringing them back? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere! /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/28017072

S2E53 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Three: Contingency Plan 08/30/2023

S2E53 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Three: Contingency Plan Part Three. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers conclude their dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and the end of their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse. /episode/index/show/talesofnowhere/id/27889983

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