Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a sketch comedy podcast hosted by two longtime friends: Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith. It’s produced by Michael’s wife; podcaster Gillian Pensavalle (The Hamilcast, True Crime Obsessed), and features the three of them, as well as Ted’s brother Mike O’Gorman (Vice Principals, A.P Bio) in every episode. The sketches are short and often bizarre, and the genuine affection that all the people involved have for each other permeates the material, and creates the show’s unique sensibility.

Season 4, Episode 12 11/13/2023

Season 4, Episode 12 —There’s a new sports drink from New England! —A new PSA is out just for bros behind the wheel. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There’s a new trend of bedroom etiquette…and a song to go with it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28535513

Season 4, Episode 11 11/06/2023

Season 4, Episode 11 —Hogwarts LA is back with a new commercial! —Some adventurous friends are ravenous for brunch. —A 90’s commercial had a very dangerous brand of jeans. —Arnold Schwarzenegger unpacks famous song lyrics. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28501091

Season 4, Episode 10 10/30/2023

Season 4, Episode 10 —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A dating app is out for a certain illegal industry. —A family in the dust bowl is as dysfunctional as it gets. —There’s a recall on a certain kind of impractical toilet. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28443350

Season 4, Episode 9 10/23/2023

Season 4, Episode 9 —Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Bros. —There’s a new home rental app which comes with real life experience. —Ted and Michael reveal a lost prospective James Bond theme song. —Roll call at a retirement home is never easy. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28310051

Season 4, Episode 8 10/16/2023

Season 4, Episode 8 —Ted and Michael claim to be altruistic inventors. —A new PSA is out just for bros who have to walk through doors. —Two cool kids in the cafeteria discuss some fast-approaching classmates. —There’s a new Fraud Kit for people who want to climb the corporate ladder! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28309886

Season 4, Episode 7 10/09/2023

Season 4, Episode 7 —Two Russian guys head into a blind date. —A sports announcer cannot stop oversharing his observations. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There’s a face mask to help your dog love you more! —Ted and Michael play a dangerous game called “Bee or Candy?” Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht.In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28245773

Season 4 Livestream Promo 10/02/2023

Season 4 Livestream Promo Announcement! Our Season 4 livestream will be on Wednesday October 4th at 6pm ET! Join us for guests, readings, and random questions…provided by you! You can find it at . /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28179524

Season 4, Episode 6 10/02/2023

Season 4, Episode 6 —Hogwarts LA is running a new commercial. —A professional athlete breaks up with his girlfriend. —”The Singing Bully” is back…as a horror movie. —Ted and Michael admire their wives’ intellects. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28178411

Season 4, Episode 5 09/25/2023

Season 4, Episode 5 —The guys get a sneak peak of the latest “Fast and Furious” movie AND interview the cast! —Mike is back in the shower…with you. —A new PSA is out just for bros who don’t know how to treat a lady. —Ted, Michael, and Gillian have their annual secret Santa. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28116347

Season 4, Episode 4 09/18/2023

Season 4, Episode 4 —Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers! —A new PSA is out just for bros who need a tissue. —The newest teen party trend is both dangerous and delicious. —Ted and Michael join the space billionaires! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/28035249

Season 4, Episode 3 09/11/2023

Season 4, Episode 3 —The Avengers have a new, confusing enemy. —Michael introduces Ted to a spooky new prospective writing partner. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say —A new slow cooker also educates! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/27971178

Season 4, Episode 2 09/04/2023

Season 4, Episode 2 —Werner Herzog is up for parole! —A new parenting technique uses a legendary comedian as its model. —Ted unveils his newest impression…Michael! —A morning show’s food segment has a new spin on cereal. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/27891957

Season 4, Episode 1 08/28/2023

Season 4, Episode 1 —Hogwarts is back with a new campus, and they've moved west! —We present lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A PSA just for bros who talk too much. —A sports announcer has no filter, and a ton of intuition. —”Ted and Michael” is remembered in a documentary from the future. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/27840711

Season Four Promo 08/21/2023

Season Four Promo Ted and Michael have to write a lot of sketches each season. Here’s how they do it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/27794667

Livestream TODAY! 05/12/2022

Livestream TODAY! Our end-of-season livestream is TODAY and you don't want to miss it: sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback! See you tonight, May 12, 6pm Eastern /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/23027582

End of Season Livestream! 05/09/2022

End of Season Livestream! Sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback... it's our End of Season Livestream! We'll see you at May 12, 6pm Eastern ~*~ Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/23027570

Season 3, Episode 12 03/29/2022

Season 3, Episode 12 A classic soda now has zero calories. Prime Minister Winston Churchill plays Candyland. Ted and Michael see a shrink. ~*~ Credits: “Diet Rita” Dad: Mike O’Gorman Jimmy: Michael Smith Construction Guy 1: Ted O’Gorman Doctor: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Guy 1/Jingle: James Monroe Iglehart Woman 1: Aneesa Folds Max: Nik Walker Sully: Andrew Bancroft Woman 2: Ted O’Gorman Construction Guy 2: Emmanuel Polycarpe Woman 2: Ted O’Gorman Construction Guy 2: Emmanuel Polycarpe Little Girl: Janice McIntyre Mrs. Covax: Hallie O’Gorman “Churchill Plays Candyland” Churchill: Ted O’Gorman “Ted and Michael See a Shrink” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith Dr. M: James Monroe Iglehart ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21814961

Season 3, Episode 11 03/22/2022

Season 3, Episode 11 Christopher Walken finally got wind of all the sketches…and he wants revenge. A new Fraud Kit for people that want to look like they do volunteer work. A new episode of the morning show “Top ‘O The Mornin’” brings a guest with a dubious invention. Ted prepares a Christmasey surprise for Michael and Gillian. ~*~ Credits: “Walken Revenge” Michael Smith Walken: Mike O’Gorman “Fraud Kits: Volunteer” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle “Morning Show: Penis Inhaler” Donna: Ted O’Gorman Kip: Michael Smith Bruce: Eddy Lee “Ted’s Home Alone” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21814952

Season 3, Episode 10 03/15/2022

Season 3, Episode 10 A new service combines medicine and lunch. The singing bully is in the library! Classic actor Peter Lorre reads Mad Libs, written by sixth graders. Ted’s using a new phrase that Michael cannot stand. ~*~ Credits: “Sandwich MD” V.O.: Nik Walker Patient: Michael Smith Receptionist: Gillian Pensavalle Mr. Fletcher: James Monroe Iglehart Old man: Patrick McCartney Clerk: Andrew Bancroft Testimonial 1: April Sickler Testimonial 2: Aneesa Folds Testimonial 3: Eddy Lee Mrs. Harrison: Janice McIntyre “Singing Bully 3” Desmond: Ted O’Gorman Harry: Michael Smith V.O./Librarian: Gillian Carter: Mike O’Gorman “Peter Lorre Mad Libs” V.O.: Michael Smith “Slutty Little Mouth” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21814943

Season 3, Episode 9 03/08/2022

Season 3, Episode 9 Comedian Stephen Wright performs as a baby. “Sandals Paradise” is back, with another really specific hotel offering! We present more “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever.” Comedian Stephen Wright performs as an 11-year-old. A guy fills his resume with truths. ~*~ “Young Stephen Wright 1” Stephen Wright: Ted O’Gorman “Sandals Paradise 2” V.O.: Michael Smith Husband: Ted O’Gorman Wife: Gillian Pensavalle “Things You Should Never Say: 6” V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O’Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jimenez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O’Gorman “Young Stephen Wright: 2” Stephen Wright: Ted O’Gorman “Resume Guy” Boss: Ted O’Gorman Joe: Michael Smith ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21814928

Season 3, Episode 8 03/01/2022

Season 3, Episode 8 The show transforms into the style of “Martin and Lewis.” Michael reveals his admiration for Zac Efron. There’s a new home DNA test, with a basketball legend at the helm. ~*~ Credits: "Martin and Lewis 1" Vampire: Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle V.O.: Patrick McCartney Woman: Hallie O'Gorman Leonardo: Andrew Bancroft “Zac Efron” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle “Martin and Lewis 2” Vampire: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle V.O.: Patrick McCartney Woman: Hallie O’Gorman Leonardo: Andrew Bancroft “33 + Me” Larry Bird/Icelandic Guy: Ted O’Gorman Guy: Michael Smith Woman: Gillian Pensavalle “Martin and Lewis 3” Vampire: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle V.O.: Patrick McCartney Woman: Hallie O’Gorman Leonardo: Andrew Bancroft ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21798071

Season 3, Episode 7 02/22/2022

Season 3, Episode 7 Australians deliver bad news. Gillian helps Ted and Michael with their website bios. There’s a new impulse item to class up your bedtime. Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers. Gillian, Michael, and Ted get a visit from a “radio magician.” ~*~ Credits: "Australian Bad News: 1" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Andrew Bancroft, Mike O'Gorman Gal: India Hooi "Inner City" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Bedtime Corsages" V.O.: Andrew Bancroft Man: Ted O'Gorman Woman: Janice McIntyre "Celeb Smash Bros. 7" V.O.: Ameeta Ganatra, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Various Impressions: Michael O'Gorman Dora the Explorer: Aneesa Folds "Casper Mirage" Ted/Casper: Ted O'Gorman Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Australian Bad News: 2" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Andrew Bandcroft, Mike O'Gorman Gal: India Hooi ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21798068

Season 3, Episode 6 02/15/2022

Season 3, Episode 6 We present more “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever.”It’s time to shower with Mike!Mike O’Gorman wants to take a larger hand in the show.A new cologne for jerks that want to create… suspicion. ~*~ Credits: "Things You Should Never Say: 5" V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jiminez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman "Shower Wtih Mike: 7" V.O.: Ted O'Gorman Mike: Michael Smith Wilguins: Emmanuel Polycarpe "OG Challenges Ted" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle, Mike O'Gorman "Suspicion Cologne" V.O.: Gillian Pensavalle Woman: Hallie O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21798062

Season 3, Episode 5 02/08/2022

Season 3, Episode 5 Ted and Michael go… noir. A new medical condition exists with a stunningly medieval remedy…for some people’s most intimate of areas. Supervillain Bane has to walk through Santacon! Ted and Michael answer fan mail. ~*~ Credits: "Ted and Michael Noir: 1" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle Good: Patrick McCartney "Swiss Cheese Penis"V.O.: C. Julian Jimenez Man 1: Ted O'Gorman Man 2: Eddy Lee Man 3: Patrick McCartney "Bane at Santacon" V.O./Drunk 1: Ted O'Gorman Bane: Michael Smith Drunk 4 (Woman): Gillian Pensavalle Drunk 2 (Man): Eddy Lee Drunk 3 (Woman): Hallie O'Gorman Conductor: April Sickler "Ted and Michael Noir: 2"Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Fan Mail" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21798047

Season 3, Episode 4 02/01/2022

Season 3, Episode 4 Quint from the movie “Jaws” does the narration from “A Christmas Story.” Ted, Michael, and Gillian discuss what charities to donate to. Ted, Michael, and Gillian play a new game called “What’s In A Sip?” “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever” is back! ~*~ Credits: "Quint Does Ralphie: 1" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Charity Conversation" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Quint Does Ralphie: 2" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "What's in a Sip" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Quint Does Ralphie: 3" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Things You Should Never Say: 4"V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jimenez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21797948

Season 3, Episode 3 01/25/2022

Season 3, Episode 3 Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers.Gillian still has a gun!A morning show welcomes a diet-pushing hypnotist. ~*~ "Celeb Smash Bros. 6" V.O.: Ameeta Ganatra, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Various impressions: Michael O'Gorman Dora the Explorer: Aneesa Folds "Gillian Has a Gun 2" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Morning Show: Tooth Cake: Donna: Ted O'Gorman Kip: Michael Smith Marius: James Monroe Iglehart ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21797942

Season 3, Episode 2 01/18/2022

Season 3, Episode 2 A new product satisfies a child’s craving for frosting with some kick! Method actor Christopher Walken finds himself in the belly of a whale. Ted and Michael attempt a phone writing session. The singing bully is in the cafeteria! ~*~ CREDITS: "Sriraching": V.O.: Ted O'Gorman Mom: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Candice: Aneesa Folds "Walken and the Whale" V.O.: Ted O'Gorman "Phone Meeting" Ted O'Gorman Michael Smith Carol: Gillian Pensavalle "Singing Bully 2: V.O.: Gillian Pensavalle Desmond: Ted O'Gorman Harry: Michael Smith Carter: Mike O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on ! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the network. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21695147

Season 3, Episode 1 01/11/2022

Season 3, Episode 1 A late night talk show takes place in the stomach of an obnoxious nine-year-old. /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21682568

Ted and Michael Season Three Promo 01/04/2022

Ted and Michael Season Three Promo Season Three of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones will be available on all podcast platforms on January 11th, with new episodes every Tuesday. Season Three features the voice talents of Aneesa Folds, James Monroe Iglehart, Nik Walker, Eddy Lee, Andrew Bancroft, Julian Jiménez, Janice McIntyre , Patrick McCartney, Emmanuel Polycarpe , April Sickler, Mike O'Gorman, Hallie O'Gorman, and Gillian Pensavalle. You can find full credits, episodes, transcripts, and more at /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/21608756

Season 2, Episode Twelve 07/22/2020

Season 2, Episode Twelve Robert DeNiro doesn’t know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. Ted and Michael go to sleep in their new bunk beds. Cast: 'I’m Robert DeNiro' Robert DeNiro: Ted O’Gorman Joe Pesci: Michael Paul Smith Nurse: Gillian Pensavalle Doctor: Hallie O’Gorman Martin Scorcese: Nik Walker 'Scenes For A Visual Medium: Monsters' V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Anchor: Michael Paul Smith Reporter: Alison Levering Wong Producer: Ted O’Gorman '"You Broke Something" Fraud Kit' Mom: Gillian Pensavalle Kids: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith 'Bed Time' Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman /episode/index/show/tedandmichael/id/15276173

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