The Test of Time

Are the classic movies of our childhood as good as we remember them? Join us as we take a fresh look at our favorite films and ask if they stand The Test of Time. Hosted by Alan Noah and James Brief Logo by Courtney Enos-Robertson Theme song (episodes 1-100) by SpeakerFreq Audio Theme song (episodes 100 and on) by Jon Martinez Get your Test of Time merchandise at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-test-of-time

Episode 446: The Maltese Falcon (1941) 01/17/2025

Episode 446: The Maltese Falcon (1941) A private eye, a pathological liar, and an antiques collector pursue a priceless statue. Join us as we discuss our 2025 box office predictions, Conan O’Brien’s gumshoe speak, and what dingus really means. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of as we find out if The Maltese Falcon stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34859055

Episode 445: Species (1995) 01/10/2025

Episode 445: Species (1995) An alien/human hybrid desperately searches for a mate in Los Angeles. Listen as we chat about our favorite movies of 2024, asking a date to join you in the shower, and wildly inconsistent psychic powers. Then we find out if Species stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34779795

Episode 444: Hexed (1993) 01/03/2025

Episode 444: Hexed (1993) A lying hotel clerk sleeps with a supermodel, and quickly finds himself involved in a murder investigation. Listen as we discuss pretentious perfume commercials, tape recorder confessions, and watching sex scenes with your dad. Then we find out if Hexed stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34700935

Episode 443: Four Rooms (1995) 12/27/2024

Episode 443: Four Rooms (1995) It’s New Year’s Eve in the Hotel Mon Signor, and Ted the bellhop has to deal with a series of bizarre patrons. Special guest Jason Torres joins us to chat about a missed opportunity with Madonna, hotels with medicine cabinets, and needles with hepatitis C. Then we find out if Four Rooms stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34555275

Episode 442: It's a Wonderful Life (1946) 12/20/2024

Episode 442: It's a Wonderful Life (1946) A guardian angel saves a suicidal businessman by showing him what life would be like if he didn’t exist. Join us as we chat about Hanukkah scarves, a Bernie Sanders-esque rant, and a very young old maid. An angel gets his wings as we find out if It’s a Wonderful Life stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34492200

Episode 441: The Towering Inferno (1974) 12/13/2024

Episode 441: The Towering Inferno (1974) San Francisco’s tallest building erupts in flames, and it's up to the skyscraper’s architect and a fire chief to save everyone inside. Listen as we discuss the world's most dangerous job, Alan’s inaccurate Super Mario t-shirt, and when a handshake simply won’t do. Then we find out if The Towering Inferno stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34402180

Episode 440: Magnolia (1999) 12/06/2024

Episode 440: Magnolia (1999) During one rainy day in the San Fernando Valley, people deal with grief, addiction, and daddy issues. Special guest Adam Pincas joins us to chat about a Fiona Apple interpretative dance, why Tom Cruise hasn’t won an Oscar, and the way that married people don’t have sex. Then we find out if Magnolia stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34304705

Episode 439: The Wiz (1978) 11/29/2024

Episode 439: The Wiz (1978) A kindergarten teacher who’s never left Harlem is transported to a twisted version of New York City. Listen as we discuss Michael Jackson’s interest in Peter Parker, a very horny Tin Man, and the labor laws of Oz. Ease on down the road as we find out if The Wiz stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/34168595

Episode 438: The Wizard of Oz (1939) 11/22/2024

Episode 438: The Wizard of Oz (1939) A tornado brings a girl from Kansas to a magical land, where she is hunted by a wicked witch. Special guest Mike Kahn joins us to chat about Jewish little people, Barbie’s unrealistic proportions, and the abusive boyfriend from Beverly Hills 90210. There’s no place like home as we find out if The Wizard of Oz stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33935937

Episode 437: Gladiator (2000) 11/15/2024

Episode 437: Gladiator (2000) A general is betrayed, enslaved, and forced to fight others for the amusement of Rome. Listen as we discuss the “what men think about” meme, touching wheat, and the emperor that inspired King Joffrey. Are you not entertained as we find out if Gladiator stands the Test of Time? /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33906472

Episode 436: Being John Malkovich (1999) 11/08/2024

Episode 436: Being John Malkovich (1999) An unhappy puppeteer discovers a portal into the mind of a famous actor, which causes his marriage and sanity to unravel. Special guest Joanna Brief joins us to discuss DVD special features that lie, what Charlie Sheen is probably like in real life, and whether it's the seventh and a half floor or the seven and a halfth floor (the answer won't surprise you.) Then we find out if Being John Malkovich stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33821126

Episode 435: Idiocracy (2006) 11/01/2024

Episode 435: Idiocracy (2006) An average Joe is cryogenically frozen, and when he wakes up 500 years in the future, he’s the smartest person in the world. Special guest Mike Kahn joins us to chat about different kinds of electrolytes, vibrators at Target, and a president that actually admits to having sex with pornstars. If a great podcast is what you crave, join us as we find out if Idiocracy stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33676662

Episode 434: Wishmaster (1997) 10/25/2024

Episode 434: Wishmaster (1997) An evil genie unleashes terror by… granting wishes? For our Halloween episode, we talk about buying life insurance at the airport, fast-acting cancer, and a jarring turn towards camp. Then we see if Wishmaster stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33587127

Episode 433: The Cell (2000) 10/18/2024

Episode 433: The Cell (2000) A therapist uses virtual reality to enter the mind of a serial killer, in the hopes of finding his latest victim before it's too late. Join us as we discuss the greatest movie soundtrack of all time, viruses that cause mental illness, and screensaver special effects. Then we find out if The Cell stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33504797

Episode 432: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 10/11/2024

Episode 432: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) In rural Texas, five young people encounter a murderous family of cannibals. Join us as we chat about Alan’s internal monologue during an Ironman, plaster of paris animal bones, and our mothers' warnings about hitchhikers. Then we find out if The Texas Chain Saw Massacre stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33394132

Episode 431: Shaun of the Dead (2004) 10/04/2024

Episode 431: Shaun of the Dead (2004) A slacker and his friends try to survive a zombie apocalypse. Listen as we share our thoughts on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the proper pronunciation of doppelgänger, and the opposite of Guardians of the Galaxy. Meet us at the Winchester as we find out if Shaun of the Dead stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33303817

Episode 430: Trainspotting (1996) 09/27/2024

Episode 430: Trainspotting (1996) A heroin addict attempts to kick his drug habit, but his so-called friends don’t help. Special guest Jonathan Weissler joins us to discuss starting over in Argentina, slow motion in a graveyard commercial, and reading "Porno" on the beach. Choose life as we find out if Trainspotting stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33224437

Episode 429: The Transformers: The Movie (1986) 09/20/2024

Episode 429: The Transformers: The Movie (1986) Good transforming robots wage war against evil transforming robots, as well as a more evil, giant transforming robot. Special guest Clinton Festa returns to discuss conspiracy theories about Optimus Prime’s death, gender in robot-based fiction, and the forgotten Dinobot. There’s more than meets the eye as we find out if The Transformers: The Movie stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33129702

Episode 428: Leap of Faith (1992) 09/13/2024

Episode 428: Leap of Faith (1992) A conman has a crisis of conscience in a small Kansas town. Listen as we talk about the determination of wrestling champions, touching toes under a tree, and the perks of dating a Broadway producer. Then we find out if Leap of Faith stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/33025977

Episode 427: Outside Providence (1999) 09/06/2024

Episode 427: Outside Providence (1999) After getting caught with drugs, a teenager is sent to prep school by his strict father. Listen as we discuss movie trailer phone etiquette, evil blonde boys, and how James feels about 1970s rock. Then we see if Outside Providence stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32934227

Episode 426: Airheads (1994) 08/30/2024

Episode 426: Airheads (1994) Three aspiring rockers use toy guns to take over a radio station in the hope of getting their music played. Special guest Jason Allen joins us to discuss Band-Aids on nipple rings, our favorite overture, and the heavy metal band that boosted Vin Diesel's career. Then we find out if Airheads stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32799762

Episode 425: Brewster's Millions (1985) 08/23/2024

Episode 425: Brewster's Millions (1985) To inherit $300 million, a minor league ballplayer needs to spend $30 million in one month. Join us as we chat about the lesson Hollywood learned from Twisters, a private lunch with Mariah Carey, and a waste of Rick Moranis. Then we find out if Brewster’s Millions stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32687947

Episode 424: Rear Window (1954) 08/16/2024

Episode 424: Rear Window (1954) After an injury, a homebound man becomes convinced that one of his neighbors is a murderer. Listen as we discuss a Deadpool & Wolverine warning, Alan's OnlyFans page, and a suspicious photographer who doesn’t take any pictures. Then we find out if Rear Window stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32564432

Episode 423: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 08/09/2024

Episode 423: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) An irreverent radio DJ brings his unique sense of humor to soldiers in Vietnam. Listen as we chat about learning English from a fast talker, not knowing the Marx Brothers, and guys who think they’re funny but really aren't. Then we find out if Good Morning, Vietnam stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32368667

Episode 422: Garden State (2004) 08/02/2024

Episode 422: Garden State (2004) After his mother dies, a young man comes home and faces his past. Listen as we discuss the Nintendo World Champion, an aversion to medical-related fiction, and how to take advantage of generous exchange policies. Then we find out if Garden State stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32310042

Episode 421: Valley Girl (1983) 07/26/2024

Episode 421: Valley Girl (1983) A teenager in the San Fernando Valley is torn between her boyfriend and a Hollywood punk. Filmmaker and author Kevin Smokler joins us to chat about cheap music education, meaty roles for parents in teen movies, and different types of star-crossed lovers. Like, we’re for sure gonna find out if Valley Girl stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32220967

Episode 420: Twister (1996) 07/19/2024

Episode 420: Twister (1996) An estranged husband and wife work together as they chase powerful tornadoes. Listen as we chat about Cracker Jack QR codes, strong coaxial cables, and scientists on a box of Wheaties. Then we find out if Twister stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/32184462

Episode 419: Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) 07/12/2024

Episode 419: Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) To stop a counterfeiting ring, Axel Foley infiltrates an amusement park. Listen as we talk about James’ beautiful beard, the details of dollars, and the fun part of sending interoffice memos. Then we find out if Beverly Hills Cop III stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/31969687

Episode 418: Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 07/05/2024

Episode 418: Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) Axel Foley returns to Beverly Hills to solve a series of violent crimes. Join us as we chat about the trouble with making sequels, shooting virtual reality guns, and keeping vitamins in a paper bag. Then we find out if Beverly Hills Cop II stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/31870617

Episode 417: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 06/28/2024

Episode 417: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) A Detroit police officer investigates the murder of his best friend in Beverly Hills. Listen as we chat about Eddie Murphy’s laugh, sequels on streamers, and saying "I love you" to your bro. Then we find out if Beverly Hills Cop stands the Test of Time. /episode/index/show/testoftime/id/31799907

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