The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Ep 257: Master Kebab 06/10/2025

Ep 257: Master Kebab Welcome to episode 257 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys reflect as they celebrate TEN YEARS of the show, however, they're be something for that next episode, Greg goes to a friends musical (Rob who made our theme song) Joe still exists, then its onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, which has been the shows longest running segement thanks to you listeners. In a throwback to the very first podcast episode, the guys look at the winners of The British Kebab Awards across all categories. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36870735

Ep 256: Happy National Sellotape Tape Day! 05/27/2025

Ep 256: Happy National Sellotape Tape Day! Welcome to episode 256 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with our Geezedropping segment, sent in by you. It’s a bit of a random episode as the guys look what makes something retro, vintage or antique, then it's on to events that happened throughout history on this day (episode release day, 27th May), Celebrate National cellophane tape day, and a man breaks his own world record for… balancing spoons on himself. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36705135

Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo 05/13/2025

Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo Welcome to episode 255 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with a stacked Geezedropping segment, sent in by you, wonderful listeners! The guys talk their love for silly made-up names, going on a date with supermarket-bought cooked chicken, Sith Trump, and the one hundred men versus a gorilla debate. The listener content keeps coming as a list was sent in of names for penises over years, which led to some funny penis horror stories and a pretty messed up darkest story of the week to end on a light note All this and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36524520

Ep 254: Unlucky For Some 04/29/2025

Ep 254: Unlucky For Some Welcome to episode 254 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, the new Predator trailer sparks outrage...like everything else on the internet, then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. Greg didn't have the best week, so the guys look at a list of the unluckiest people to cheer him up, as well as a look at the world of naked cleaners and what clients like to hire them for. As always, the guys get distracted along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36328135

Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise 04/15/2025

Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise Welcome to episode 253 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe watched The Crow reboot and has a list of annoyances, and Greg is off to Japan in a few days. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing people. The guys look at AI, the good, the bad, and the ugly, from judging beauty contests and questionable images to AI toilets and their uses with the tool. As always, the guys get distracted along the way This and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36116375

Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents! 04/01/2025

Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents! Welcome to episode 252 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe had first aid training, and Greg loses time. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fanstatic people. The guys look at accidents and very near-fatal misses from movie sets, from being hung, struck by lightning, or scalpt by lions, Greg and Joe have it all with plenty of sidetracking and other fun facts along the way. Then it's on to the supposedly leaked list of Tom Hardy's 'rider requests', and the guys ask what they would ask for. The episode wraps with a not-too-dark but still slightly chilling, Darkest story of the week. This and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35925515

Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire 03/18/2025

Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire Welcome to episode 251 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up. At the time of recording, there’s a fire happening in Kingston, and the moon has been looking awesome. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys look back at the deadliest social media challenges of 2024, from the Sausage bite challenge to Chroming to Skull Cracking... the Ice Bucket Challenge was simpler times. This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking, as well as the episode title and artwork explained /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35714600

Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken 03/04/2025

Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken Welcome to milestone episode that is, two hundred and fifty of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Back in episode 72, the guys did a 'Tuck it in special', looking at bad and humorous Kingston pub and restaurant reviews, and they're doing it again. Now, this isn’t about exposing the businesses of Kingston, a lot these establishments coming up the guys are patrons of, it’s more because it’s funny, and can discuss how justified the bad review is or if they need to tuck it in. But before that, the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners. This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35502090

Ep 249: That Family Loves Plates 02/18/2025

Ep 249: That Family Loves Plates Welcome to episode 249 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, Greg turns 41, and Joe watches a documentary about The Shining. As always there’s Geezedropping. The guys then look at strange things families do that seem normal to them, but bonkers to everyone else and the darkest story of the week sees a decomposing corpse wheeled around a UK town. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35316910

248: Fart Court 02/04/2025

248: Fart Court Welcome to episode 248 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, get distracted and talk about growing up on 'Now That's What I Call Music', Greg had a leak and gives a scratch post away, and Joe sees planets. As always there’s Geezedropping, lots sent in by you beautiful listeners. There are poop sandwiches, a silent tormentor, a lady who faces court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend’s ex, and as always, much more, a lot more, as Greg is maybe a tad intoxicated. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35118920

247: Shells With Shoes On 01/21/2025

247: Shells With Shoes On Welcome to episode 247 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up on life and talk about candles, Arnie Hammers upcoming vigilante movie... The Dark Knight, the film Marcel the Shell with shoes on, the frozen hair competitions, outside wanks, and an unexpected piss shower on the plane. As always there’s Geezedropping, lots sent in by you awesome listeners. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34912690

246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana 01/07/2025

246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 246 of The All-Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana joins the guys. The hosts catch up and talk New Year celebrations and more. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. An ape-like beast questionably dubbed 'Monkey Man' has been spotted scurrying through Cambridge, and a list looking back at events of 2024, and then just let the conversation with a seven-year-old go wherever it goes, Nannies as a unit of measurement, murder? Taylor Swift, Kids lying and the joy of trains. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34727855

Ep 245: Crack and Scraps! 12/24/2024

Ep 245: Crack and Scraps! Merry Christmas and welcome to episode 245 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys catch up and gear up for Christmas, Joe goes Christmas food shopping, and Greg has a full-body Traditional Thai massage. Then it's on to a small edition of Geezedrop, thank god you listeners send them in. The guys attempt to stick with the festive spirit by looking at odd Christmas traditions from around the world from roller skating to church to tossing a shoe. Then Darkest Story of the Week gets swapped out for Christmas Story of the Week, which sees Toddler go hard on the present opening. All this and so much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34571700

Ep 244: That Squirrel Has a Gun 12/10/2024

Ep 244: That Squirrel Has a Gun Welcome to episode 244 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up but sat in the same room! Greg puts the Christmas tree up in an attempt to get involved in the festive cheer, Joe actually goes out, twice Talk a lot about things being watched including documentaries and Arcane, games played, including a Squirrel with a gun, Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you guys then Love, Actually gets the Wankerty Wank treatment! All this and so much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34327915

Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank! 11/26/2024

Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank! Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and then discuss the short-lived CKY joining Alien Ant Farm on tour. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fantastic listeners, which trigger a few stories. The guys talk about an AI robot taking the next step towards things going all Terminator. Oh, and wanking upside down, like a bat, obviously. All this and so much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34127841

Ep 242: Hello Kitty 11/12/2024

Ep 242: Hello Kitty Welcome to episode 242 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had a quiet(ish) one, but Joe had some pussy action, in the shape of an abandoned kitty. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. The guys talk farting nonstop for years after eating a ham sandwich, and a co-pilot leaps out of a plane, whilst in the air. All this and so much more. As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33869832

Ep 241: Finger Gunning! 10/29/2024

Ep 241: Finger Gunning! Welcome to episode 241 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has been at a convention and had a confusing experience with tiny plastic ducks and Joe has a new haircut Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys talk about the good and bad uses of the finger gunning gesture, there’s cheating controversy in the conker championships, nowhere is safe as TV’s countdown gets stabby, and Joe brings an AI-filled darkest story of the week All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33632047

Ep 240: Cars For Critters 10/15/2024

Ep 240: Cars For Critters Welcome to episode 240 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys are sat around the same table in Greg's kitchen. They catch up on life, the final part of the Ritz and Dick radio play, and look back at the previous installments, Greg runs over a squirrel, and unexpectedly bumps into an old podcast guest in London and Joe leaves the flat Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners with a few audio notes! The guys keep getting distracted by a fictional car hire company that only hires to animals and keep coming back to discuss what animal would hire what vehicle, there’s a list, 5 People Who Ruined Their Lives With Social Media Posts, and recent listens and watches All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33394612

WHOOPS AGAIN 10/01/2024

WHOOPS AGAIN Welcome to another episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, we lost one side of the podcast conversation so there is no new episode! Greg and Joe do record a mini conversation after realsing what has happened as an apology, and try to re-tread the lost episode in record time. After the apology the guys share an old flashback episode, this one features clips from episodes 20 to 40. This is where the pod really hits stride, has the one year birthday of the show during this set of flashbacks with lots of guest audio clips that were sent in and sprinkled across this episode. Has loads of guests during these episodes, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Calum Wright, Ben Monopoli, Elizabeth Armstrong, Tom Snape, Chris Fordrey and Jason Armstrong. This flashback episode really reminds us why we love doing the show. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33252252

Ep 239: Apparently I am actually scared of Sloths 09/17/2024

Ep 239: Apparently I am actually scared of Sloths Welcome to episode 239 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg goes to the zoo, faces his Sloth fear, and gets a new microphone, and Joe shares his thoughts on AI Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The darkest story of the week becomes stories as apparently, the world is burning… and full of murder. And do you poo comfortably at work? Health officials warn why you should. Greg and Joe are not the health officials, but it does spark some sh*tting stories All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33061732

Ep 238: Definitely Maybe Not 09/03/2024

Ep 238: Definitely Maybe Not Welcome to episode 238 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, they are both knackered, although Joe has a ‘sick week’. Greg returns from his Star Wars-related trip to Sweden, speaking of returns… The Oasis reform blows minds, bank accounts, and people’s patience. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! And the darkest story of the week brings us another human swallowing sinkhole. As always the guys get sidetracked along the way Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32856152

Ep 237: An Owl? 08/20/2024

Ep 237: An Owl? Welcome to episode 237 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had another busy and adventurous week, with an intense and unusual Owl encounter, had an epic weekend away for friend and former guest of the show Ben’s wedding, and is hungover from a random evening out the night before. And Joe is here. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, thanks to those who sent some in as always, then Joe brings us some anti-masturbation PSAs from eighties Wrestlers. The darkest story of the week leans into bestiality… well, a crocodile expert who was caught sexually abusing animals, but not a crocodile. With plenty more along the way. Oh, and Greg got fish Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32628667

Ep 236: There's a mint somewhere in my shorts 08/06/2024

Ep 236: There's a mint somewhere in my shorts Welcome to episode 236 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys talk riots and catch up, where it seems both Greg and Joe had an interesting week, a gardening mishap, an attempted mugging, discovering an injured unconscious drunk who may or may not had been hit over the head with a chair, and even home isn't safe when a stranger comes a knocking. Greg goes to the cinema for the first time in ages and quickly shares his spoiler free thoughts on Deadpool and Wolverine. Then its on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, thanks to those who sent some in, despite the week of bizarre events the guys were light themselves, classic. All this and more. Oh, and as you can tell by the episode title, Greg finds a mint which causes much confusion. Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32433337

Ep 235: Stoned Sheep Jumping Higher Than Goats? 07/23/2024

Ep 235: Stoned Sheep Jumping Higher Than Goats? Welcome to episode 235 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, the guys catch up on life and current events from the Trump assassination attempt, Tenacious D drama, the Euros being over, a missing person's body being found, and more worldwide insanity. Joe has his 'I'm now 40 years old' health check and Greg rants about how angry people get online over movies and TV shows... probably best they skip Darkest Story of The Week this episode. As always the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, geezedropping with plenty once again sent in by you amazing listeners, then talk about sheep who ate a crop of weed and Joe Bidens election withdrawal story breaks as this episode is being recorded. With lots more in between Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32231787

Ep 234: Prom Night 07/09/2024

Ep 234: Prom Night Welcome to episode 234 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe! The guys kick off with a cheeky bit of football chat, have a catch-up, and Harrison Fords nearly awesome stage name As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, and Prom was all the rage this week so the guys reflect on their own, and discuss missing person cases. The darkest story of the week sees a forgetful mistake spark a terrifying end. As always the guys get sidetracked and the conversation goes in all twisted directions Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32036407

Ep 233: Tales Of The Strange 06/25/2024

Ep 233: Tales Of The Strange Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, in this episode the guys catch up, Joe has an early wake up call, Greg gets wedding drunk, and they briefly talk TWD, The Ones Who Live, and season four of The Boyz. Then it’s onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, all sent in by you fantastic listeners. In old-school episode style, the guys look at a list where people share the story of a strange experience they had, Greg and Joe speculate on the bizarre encounters whilst sharing their own strange stories along the way. Of course, this all sidetracks the guys taking the conversation in all different directions Enjoy! /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31808227

Ep 232: Traffic and Mouse Trap Defeat 06/11/2024

Ep 232: Traffic and Mouse Trap Defeat Welcome to episode 232 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical last episodes error, the guys are back! They catch up, Greg moans about traffic and see’s Bon Jovi in Kingston, and Joe gets owned by a mouse trap Then it’s onto a bumper edition of the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, loads sent in by you amazing listeners, a Pringle thief gets caught, the darkest story of the week brings up a mystery skull, and a 22-year affair tips toes on the line of incest with plenty of shocks along the way. Obviously, the guys get sidetracked along the way and the conversation goes in all directions Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31654897

Episode Whoops! 05/28/2024

Episode Whoops! Welcome to episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, one side of the podcast conversation didn't record, so for the first time there is no new episode! Kind of... the guys wouldn't just not put anything out, join Greg and Joe moments after they have realised what has happened as they hold their heads in their hands but still laugh. After a catch-up and apology, enjoy a classic 'Best of Episodes 50-100' compilation made to celebrate hitting 100 episodes back in March 2019! With some fun clips, skits, segments, and clips of us out and about with the Zoom mic with plenty of guests including fan faves Ed Wooderson & Harry Bone. It sums up what the podcast is about and captures how it's still stayed stupidly the same. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31469647

Ep 231: Anywhere But Here 05/14/2024

Ep 231: Anywhere But Here Welcome to episode 231 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, the guys catch up on a busy couple of weeks, they attended the May the 4th Be with You Star Wars night down The Fighting Cocks where laughs, drinks, and catch ups with Top Shagger Luke and Tom and Ant from the Anywhere But Here Podcast and members of the band High Frequency who played that night. Greg had a live Q&A session in a bookshop for his Star Wars Toy Guide book and accidentally stole a ladies phone. Following the list of strange things washed ashore from the last episode the guys look at a recently solved mystery of Garfield phones which have been washing up on the French coast for 30 years. As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you listeners, Greg shares what he's up to this weekend as he heads to Bristol for a stag do, and the guys catch up on what they've been watching, The Darkest Story of The Week takes them to the depth of the internet and penis removals. The episode wraps with the track Anywhere But Here by friends of the show, High Frequency. All this and so much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31217497

Ep 230: Fallguys 04/30/2024

Ep 230: Fallguys Welcome to episode 230 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, In this episode, the guys catch up, Joe wins big and gets a hair cut and Greg ramps up for an exciting weekend. Then as always its on to Geezedropping, where you awesome listeners sent in some overheard gold, the guys talk the Fallout TV show, the darkest story of the week sees a corpse signing for a bank loan, then it’s list of ‘strange things washed up ashore’. There's lots more along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31019193

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