The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Ep 268: Franky Boy 11/11/2025

Ep 268: Franky Boy Welcome to episode 268 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on Halloween and Fireworks night, with fireworks going off in the background. Greg shares a condiment mishap he had, then it's onto a big Geezedrop as Owen sends his latest audio clips in, and they are bangers. Greg and Joe talk eating magnets, weird things kids have eaten, and they both happened to have watched the new Frankenstein movie the night before, so talk about that too. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38969110

Ep 267: Supreme Pie 10/28/2025

Ep 267: Supreme Pie Welcome to episode 267 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are both feeling unwell, but they only need to talk, so sure they'll survive. Greg had an eventful week, from a Star Wars convention to bus agro. Joe did not have an eventful week, well, not a fun one. Geezedrops are back with more from you, our awesome listeners. The guys talk questionable Jedi names, there's a death in the happiest place on earth, and a kebab pie takes the number one spot in the British Pie Awards. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38784535

Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted 10/14/2025

Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted Welcome to episode 266 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, Greg records from his car as he waits for Indiana to finish Brownies, Joe has a week off, no Geezedrops this week, but fear not, there's plenty to talk about. The guys talk squash to water ratio, open up about depression, the rise and fall of Melissa Joan Hart, an Orangutan used as a prostitute, and a death on the Haunted Mansion ride. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38536280

Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana 09/30/2025

Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana Welcome to episode 265 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined by Greg's about-to turn-eight-year-old daughter, Indiana, with her fourth appearance on the show. They catch up on life, Surbiton Festival, and a trip to Gootopia. With Indiana, the guys cover what kids are watching today, which apparently is K-POP Demon Hunters and Mr Bean, discuss Hiccup remedies, fun facts, and Indiana explains why she prefers EasyJet to British Airways. There's a semi-dark story of the week where the guys learn about a woman who received a pet Camel that ended up killing her. And, of course, we have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38383640

Ep 264: Lookalikes 09/16/2025

Ep 264: Lookalikes Welcome to episode 264 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, Greg falls over and gets pissed on (not in a kinky way) on the same day, both events unrelated. A great Geezedropping segment, all being sent in by you amazing listeners! Greg and Joe talk about lookalikes, and it seems to awaken something in Greg. There's a mysterious Final Destination-sounding death, and then Joe tries (and succeeds) to catch Greg out with a round of 'Guess the movie by the badly explained plot, written by Joe. All this and sooooo much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38213475

Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy 09/02/2025

Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy Welcome to episode 263 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty, as always sent in by you awesome people! There’s radioactive shrimp, which sparks the origins of the adventures of Shrimp-Man and Bollock-Boy, and there's unwanted advice to be shared in the returning aunt segment, where things take a turn. All this and sooooo much more madness this episode /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38036070

Ep 262: WOLF 3D 08/19/2025

Ep 262: WOLF 3D Welcome to episode 262 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on life, what they've been watching, what they've been up to, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty as always sent in by you awesome people! Greg has a list of the worst movie taglines. A bishop apologises for interrupting a church choir in his dressing gown because they were making a terrible racket. And The Darkest Story of the week brings a fairground ride 'degloving incident'. All this and much more as the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37853045

Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana! 08/05/2025

Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana! Welcome to episode 261 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined early on a Sunday morning, with her third appearance on the show, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana. They catch up on life, drunk trips to town, then, with no real plan, let Indiana lead the way. Covering what's hot on kids' YouTube, Indiana's recent enjoyment of watching videos about people getting stuck and dying in caves, educates us on Donald Trump and more. And of course, we have our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37651435

Ep 260: F*cked Cam 07/22/2025

Ep 260: F*cked Cam Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The talk kiss cam at the Coldplay gig, then it’s onto a bumper edition of Geezedropping as you amazing listeners have been picking up all sorts for us. Greg and Joe ask the question, 'Is a plus one for a funeral a thing? Discuss Surbiton being named one of the UK's most boring places to live, daylight dogging in Northumberland, and 'Pantherman' (which is too cool of a name) popping up in Merseyside, is he just a playful man dressed as a cat or out on the hunt? This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37471595

Ep 259: Let's Go For Beers 07/08/2025

Ep 259: Let's Go For Beers Welcome to episode 259 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show. In this special episode, no segments, just the guys out and about on a day drinking session with a pizza review. Ed Wooderson returns to join the guys to chat, talk fun fair rides, a medium who blames ghosts on how drunk she gets on a night out. Greg and Joe move on to a couple more pubs discussing music, and all the amazing friends they’ve made via the podcast over the last ten years All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37216545

Ep 258: Fun Fairs Are Fun 06/24/2025

Ep 258: Fun Fairs Are Fun Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show, Joe is off next week so we’re going to do an episode out and about on the piss, but until then, Greg goes to a fun fair, Joe continues to highlight the weirdness of Kingston from table dennis to snakes, pigeons and Foxes, then it’s onto Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you awesome listeners Greg looks at fun fair injuries after getting battered at one himself and a man with a girlfriend and child proposes to an AI chatbot. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37105005

Ep 257: Master Kebab 06/10/2025

Ep 257: Master Kebab Welcome to episode 257 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys reflect as they celebrate TEN YEARS of the show, however, they're be something for that next episode, Greg goes to a friends musical (Rob who made our theme song) Joe still exists, then its onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, which has been the shows longest running segement thanks to you listeners. In a throwback to the very first podcast episode, the guys look at the winners of The British Kebab Awards across all categories. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36870735

Ep 256: Happy National Sellotape Tape Day! 05/27/2025

Ep 256: Happy National Sellotape Tape Day! Welcome to episode 256 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with our Geezedropping segment, sent in by you. It’s a bit of a random episode as the guys look what makes something retro, vintage or antique, then it's on to events that happened throughout history on this day (episode release day, 27th May), Celebrate National cellophane tape day, and a man breaks his own world record for… balancing spoons on himself. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36705135

Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo 05/13/2025

Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo Welcome to episode 255 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with a stacked Geezedropping segment, sent in by you, wonderful listeners! The guys talk their love for silly made-up names, going on a date with supermarket-bought cooked chicken, Sith Trump, and the one hundred men versus a gorilla debate. The listener content keeps coming as a list was sent in of names for penises over years, which led to some funny penis horror stories and a pretty messed up darkest story of the week to end on a light note All this and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36524520

Ep 254: Unlucky For Some 04/29/2025

Ep 254: Unlucky For Some Welcome to episode 254 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, the new Predator trailer sparks outrage...like everything else on the internet, then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. Greg didn't have the best week, so the guys look at a list of the unluckiest people to cheer him up, as well as a look at the world of naked cleaners and what clients like to hire them for. As always, the guys get distracted along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36328135

Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise 04/15/2025

Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise Welcome to episode 253 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe watched The Crow reboot and has a list of annoyances, and Greg is off to Japan in a few days. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing people. The guys look at AI, the good, the bad, and the ugly, from judging beauty contests and questionable images to AI toilets and their uses with the tool. As always, the guys get distracted along the way This and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36116375

Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents! 04/01/2025

Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents! Welcome to episode 252 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe had first aid training, and Greg loses time. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fanstatic people. The guys look at accidents and very near-fatal misses from movie sets, from being hung, struck by lightning, or scalpt by lions, Greg and Joe have it all with plenty of sidetracking and other fun facts along the way. Then it's on to the supposedly leaked list of Tom Hardy's 'rider requests', and the guys ask what they would ask for. The episode wraps with a not-too-dark but still slightly chilling, Darkest story of the week. This and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35925515

Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire 03/18/2025

Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire Welcome to episode 251 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up. At the time of recording, there’s a fire happening in Kingston, and the moon has been looking awesome. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys look back at the deadliest social media challenges of 2024, from the Sausage bite challenge to Chroming to Skull Cracking... the Ice Bucket Challenge was simpler times. This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking, as well as the episode title and artwork explained /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35714600

Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken 03/04/2025

Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken Welcome to milestone episode that is, two hundred and fifty of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Back in episode 72, the guys did a 'Tuck it in special', looking at bad and humorous Kingston pub and restaurant reviews, and they're doing it again. Now, this isn’t about exposing the businesses of Kingston, a lot these establishments coming up the guys are patrons of, it’s more because it’s funny, and can discuss how justified the bad review is or if they need to tuck it in. But before that, the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners. This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35502090

Ep 249: That Family Loves Plates 02/18/2025

Ep 249: That Family Loves Plates Welcome to episode 249 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, Greg turns 41, and Joe watches a documentary about The Shining. As always there’s Geezedropping. The guys then look at strange things families do that seem normal to them, but bonkers to everyone else and the darkest story of the week sees a decomposing corpse wheeled around a UK town. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35316910

248: Fart Court 02/04/2025

248: Fart Court Welcome to episode 248 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, get distracted and talk about growing up on 'Now That's What I Call Music', Greg had a leak and gives a scratch post away, and Joe sees planets. As always there’s Geezedropping, lots sent in by you beautiful listeners. There are poop sandwiches, a silent tormentor, a lady who faces court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend’s ex, and as always, much more, a lot more, as Greg is maybe a tad intoxicated. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/35118920

247: Shells With Shoes On 01/21/2025

247: Shells With Shoes On Welcome to episode 247 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up on life and talk about candles, Arnie Hammers upcoming vigilante movie... The Dark Knight, the film Marcel the Shell with shoes on, the frozen hair competitions, outside wanks, and an unexpected piss shower on the plane. As always there’s Geezedropping, lots sent in by you awesome listeners. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34912690

246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana 01/07/2025

246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 246 of The All-Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana joins the guys. The hosts catch up and talk New Year celebrations and more. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. An ape-like beast questionably dubbed 'Monkey Man' has been spotted scurrying through Cambridge, and a list looking back at events of 2024, and then just let the conversation with a seven-year-old go wherever it goes, Nannies as a unit of measurement, murder? Taylor Swift, Kids lying and the joy of trains. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34727855

Ep 245: Crack and Scraps! 12/24/2024

Ep 245: Crack and Scraps! Merry Christmas and welcome to episode 245 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys catch up and gear up for Christmas, Joe goes Christmas food shopping, and Greg has a full-body Traditional Thai massage. Then it's on to a small edition of Geezedrop, thank god you listeners send them in. The guys attempt to stick with the festive spirit by looking at odd Christmas traditions from around the world from roller skating to church to tossing a shoe. Then Darkest Story of the Week gets swapped out for Christmas Story of the Week, which sees Toddler go hard on the present opening. All this and so much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34571700

Ep 244: That Squirrel Has a Gun 12/10/2024

Ep 244: That Squirrel Has a Gun Welcome to episode 244 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up but sat in the same room! Greg puts the Christmas tree up in an attempt to get involved in the festive cheer, Joe actually goes out, twice Talk a lot about things being watched including documentaries and Arcane, games played, including a Squirrel with a gun, Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you guys then Love, Actually gets the Wankerty Wank treatment! All this and so much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34327915

Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank! 11/26/2024

Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank! Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and then discuss the short-lived CKY joining Alien Ant Farm on tour. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fantastic listeners, which trigger a few stories. The guys talk about an AI robot taking the next step towards things going all Terminator. Oh, and wanking upside down, like a bat, obviously. All this and so much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34127841

Ep 242: Hello Kitty 11/12/2024

Ep 242: Hello Kitty Welcome to episode 242 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had a quiet(ish) one, but Joe had some pussy action, in the shape of an abandoned kitty. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. The guys talk farting nonstop for years after eating a ham sandwich, and a co-pilot leaps out of a plane, whilst in the air. All this and so much more. As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33869832

Ep 241: Finger Gunning! 10/29/2024

Ep 241: Finger Gunning! Welcome to episode 241 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has been at a convention and had a confusing experience with tiny plastic ducks and Joe has a new haircut Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys talk about the good and bad uses of the finger gunning gesture, there’s cheating controversy in the conker championships, nowhere is safe as TV’s countdown gets stabby, and Joe brings an AI-filled darkest story of the week All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33632047

Ep 240: Cars For Critters 10/15/2024

Ep 240: Cars For Critters Welcome to episode 240 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys are sat around the same table in Greg's kitchen. They catch up on life, the final part of the Ritz and Dick radio play, and look back at the previous installments, Greg runs over a squirrel, and unexpectedly bumps into an old podcast guest in London and Joe leaves the flat Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners with a few audio notes! The guys keep getting distracted by a fictional car hire company that only hires to animals and keep coming back to discuss what animal would hire what vehicle, there’s a list, 5 People Who Ruined Their Lives With Social Media Posts, and recent listens and watches All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33394612

WHOOPS AGAIN 10/01/2024

WHOOPS AGAIN Welcome to another episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, we lost one side of the podcast conversation so there is no new episode! Greg and Joe do record a mini conversation after realsing what has happened as an apology, and try to re-tread the lost episode in record time. After the apology the guys share an old flashback episode, this one features clips from episodes 20 to 40. This is where the pod really hits stride, has the one year birthday of the show during this set of flashbacks with lots of guest audio clips that were sent in and sprinkled across this episode. Has loads of guests during these episodes, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Calum Wright, Ben Monopoli, Elizabeth Armstrong, Tom Snape, Chris Fordrey and Jason Armstrong. This flashback episode really reminds us why we love doing the show. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33252252

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