The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank! 11/26/2024

Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank! Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and then discuss the short-lived CKY joining Alien Ant Farm on tour. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fantastic listeners, which trigger a few stories. The guys talk about an AI robot taking the next step towards things going all Terminator. Oh, and wanking upside down, like a bat, obviously. All this and so much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/34127841

Ep 242: Hello Kitty 11/12/2024

Ep 242: Hello Kitty Welcome to episode 242 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had a quiet(ish) one, but Joe had some pussy action, in the shape of an abandoned kitty. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. The guys talk farting nonstop for years after eating a ham sandwich, and a co-pilot leaps out of a plane, whilst in the air. All this and so much more. As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33869832

Ep 241: Finger Gunning! 10/29/2024

Ep 241: Finger Gunning! Welcome to episode 241 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has been at a convention and had a confusing experience with tiny plastic ducks and Joe has a new haircut Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys talk about the good and bad uses of the finger gunning gesture, there’s cheating controversy in the conker championships, nowhere is safe as TV’s countdown gets stabby, and Joe brings an AI-filled darkest story of the week All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33632047

Ep 240: Cars For Critters 10/15/2024

Ep 240: Cars For Critters Welcome to episode 240 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys are sat around the same table in Greg's kitchen. They catch up on life, the final part of the Ritz and Dick radio play, and look back at the previous installments, Greg runs over a squirrel, and unexpectedly bumps into an old podcast guest in London and Joe leaves the flat Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners with a few audio notes! The guys keep getting distracted by a fictional car hire company that only hires to animals and keep coming back to discuss what animal would hire what vehicle, there’s a list, 5 People Who Ruined Their Lives With Social Media Posts, and recent listens and watches All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33394612

WHOOPS AGAIN 10/01/2024

WHOOPS AGAIN Welcome to another episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, we lost one side of the podcast conversation so there is no new episode! Greg and Joe do record a mini conversation after realsing what has happened as an apology, and try to re-tread the lost episode in record time. After the apology the guys share an old flashback episode, this one features clips from episodes 20 to 40. This is where the pod really hits stride, has the one year birthday of the show during this set of flashbacks with lots of guest audio clips that were sent in and sprinkled across this episode. Has loads of guests during these episodes, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Calum Wright, Ben Monopoli, Elizabeth Armstrong, Tom Snape, Chris Fordrey and Jason Armstrong. This flashback episode really reminds us why we love doing the show. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33252252

Ep 239: Apparently I am actually scared of Sloths 09/17/2024

Ep 239: Apparently I am actually scared of Sloths Welcome to episode 239 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg goes to the zoo, faces his Sloth fear, and gets a new microphone, and Joe shares his thoughts on AI Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The darkest story of the week becomes stories as apparently, the world is burning… and full of murder. And do you poo comfortably at work? Health officials warn why you should. Greg and Joe are not the health officials, but it does spark some sh*tting stories All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/33061732

Ep 238: Definitely Maybe Not 09/03/2024

Ep 238: Definitely Maybe Not Welcome to episode 238 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, they are both knackered, although Joe has a ‘sick week’. Greg returns from his Star Wars-related trip to Sweden, speaking of returns… The Oasis reform blows minds, bank accounts, and people’s patience. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! And the darkest story of the week brings us another human swallowing sinkhole. As always the guys get sidetracked along the way Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32856152

Ep 237: An Owl? 08/20/2024

Ep 237: An Owl? Welcome to episode 237 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had another busy and adventurous week, with an intense and unusual Owl encounter, had an epic weekend away for friend and former guest of the show Ben’s wedding, and is hungover from a random evening out the night before. And Joe is here. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, thanks to those who sent some in as always, then Joe brings us some anti-masturbation PSAs from eighties Wrestlers. The darkest story of the week leans into bestiality… well, a crocodile expert who was caught sexually abusing animals, but not a crocodile. With plenty more along the way. Oh, and Greg got fish Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32628667

Ep 236: There's a mint somewhere in my shorts 08/06/2024

Ep 236: There's a mint somewhere in my shorts Welcome to episode 236 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys talk riots and catch up, where it seems both Greg and Joe had an interesting week, a gardening mishap, an attempted mugging, discovering an injured unconscious drunk who may or may not had been hit over the head with a chair, and even home isn't safe when a stranger comes a knocking. Greg goes to the cinema for the first time in ages and quickly shares his spoiler free thoughts on Deadpool and Wolverine. Then its on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, thanks to those who sent some in, despite the week of bizarre events the guys were light themselves, classic. All this and more. Oh, and as you can tell by the episode title, Greg finds a mint which causes much confusion. Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32433337

Ep 235: Stoned Sheep Jumping Higher Than Goats? 07/23/2024

Ep 235: Stoned Sheep Jumping Higher Than Goats? Welcome to episode 235 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, the guys catch up on life and current events from the Trump assassination attempt, Tenacious D drama, the Euros being over, a missing person's body being found, and more worldwide insanity. Joe has his 'I'm now 40 years old' health check and Greg rants about how angry people get online over movies and TV shows... probably best they skip Darkest Story of The Week this episode. As always the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, geezedropping with plenty once again sent in by you amazing listeners, then talk about sheep who ate a crop of weed and Joe Bidens election withdrawal story breaks as this episode is being recorded. With lots more in between Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32231787

Ep 234: Prom Night 07/09/2024

Ep 234: Prom Night Welcome to episode 234 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe! The guys kick off with a cheeky bit of football chat, have a catch-up, and Harrison Fords nearly awesome stage name As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, and Prom was all the rage this week so the guys reflect on their own, and discuss missing person cases. The darkest story of the week sees a forgetful mistake spark a terrifying end. As always the guys get sidetracked and the conversation goes in all twisted directions Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/32036407

Ep 233: Tales Of The Strange 06/25/2024

Ep 233: Tales Of The Strange Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, in this episode the guys catch up, Joe has an early wake up call, Greg gets wedding drunk, and they briefly talk TWD, The Ones Who Live, and season four of The Boyz. Then it’s onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, all sent in by you fantastic listeners. In old-school episode style, the guys look at a list where people share the story of a strange experience they had, Greg and Joe speculate on the bizarre encounters whilst sharing their own strange stories along the way. Of course, this all sidetracks the guys taking the conversation in all different directions Enjoy! /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31808227

Ep 232: Traffic and Mouse Trap Defeat 06/11/2024

Ep 232: Traffic and Mouse Trap Defeat Welcome to episode 232 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical last episodes error, the guys are back! They catch up, Greg moans about traffic and see’s Bon Jovi in Kingston, and Joe gets owned by a mouse trap Then it’s onto a bumper edition of the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, loads sent in by you amazing listeners, a Pringle thief gets caught, the darkest story of the week brings up a mystery skull, and a 22-year affair tips toes on the line of incest with plenty of shocks along the way. Obviously, the guys get sidetracked along the way and the conversation goes in all directions Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31654897

Episode Whoops! 05/28/2024

Episode Whoops! Welcome to episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, one side of the podcast conversation didn't record, so for the first time there is no new episode! Kind of... the guys wouldn't just not put anything out, join Greg and Joe moments after they have realised what has happened as they hold their heads in their hands but still laugh. After a catch-up and apology, enjoy a classic 'Best of Episodes 50-100' compilation made to celebrate hitting 100 episodes back in March 2019! With some fun clips, skits, segments, and clips of us out and about with the Zoom mic with plenty of guests including fan faves Ed Wooderson & Harry Bone. It sums up what the podcast is about and captures how it's still stayed stupidly the same. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31469647

Ep 231: Anywhere But Here 05/14/2024

Ep 231: Anywhere But Here Welcome to episode 231 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, the guys catch up on a busy couple of weeks, they attended the May the 4th Be with You Star Wars night down The Fighting Cocks where laughs, drinks, and catch ups with Top Shagger Luke and Tom and Ant from the Anywhere But Here Podcast and members of the band High Frequency who played that night. Greg had a live Q&A session in a bookshop for his Star Wars Toy Guide book and accidentally stole a ladies phone. Following the list of strange things washed ashore from the last episode the guys look at a recently solved mystery of Garfield phones which have been washing up on the French coast for 30 years. As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you listeners, Greg shares what he's up to this weekend as he heads to Bristol for a stag do, and the guys catch up on what they've been watching, The Darkest Story of The Week takes them to the depth of the internet and penis removals. The episode wraps with the track Anywhere But Here by friends of the show, High Frequency. All this and so much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31217497

Ep 230: Fallguys 04/30/2024

Ep 230: Fallguys Welcome to episode 230 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, In this episode, the guys catch up, Joe wins big and gets a hair cut and Greg ramps up for an exciting weekend. Then as always its on to Geezedropping, where you awesome listeners sent in some overheard gold, the guys talk the Fallout TV show, the darkest story of the week sees a corpse signing for a bank loan, then it’s list of ‘strange things washed up ashore’. There's lots more along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/31019193

Ep 229: Talking About Various Things 04/16/2024

Ep 229: Talking About Various Things Welcome to episode 229 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, In this episode, Greg has been busy, fresh from a weekend away for a convention the guys catch up on life, and current events with the usual sidetracking along the way. Then as always its on to Geezedropping, where you awesome listeners sent in a staked list of overheard gold, which takes many twists and turns, Joe harshly critiques his artwork for this episode, Greg has a list, '10 Bizarre Last Words of Death Row Inmates' which sounds fun. Theres lots more along the way, Joe even needs a piss. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30816623

Ep 228: Sinkholes & Sweetholes 04/02/2024

Ep 228: Sinkholes & Sweetholes Welcome to episode 228 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back in Greg’s kitchen, sat round the same table, and ready to talk sh*te. The guys catch up on life, funerals, family parties, Nic Cage, a Wonka experience update with a look at his AI generated books, and more, as always, it’s onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping which is once again staked with ones sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys discuss recent incest news from the US, a Truman-style fake friend, and kick off a possible new segment ‘Darkest story of the week’ (said with a smile), Greg has a list of baffling taboos and of course and the conversation goes in many strange directions along the way. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30528288

Ep 227: Pizza Detective 03/19/2024

Ep 227: Pizza Detective Welcome to episode 227 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe This week, with no real plan the guys catch up on recent viewing (what we’re looking forward to) what we’re listening to, and Greg gets mugged off by a pizza. Then as always, it’s onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedrooping which is packed with ones sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys discuss a stolen plane and suspicious conspiracy deaths, and ask why are people angry over the Kate Middleton Mother’s Day photo. and get sidetracked in various directions along the way All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30389068

Ep 226: I am Wonka! 03/05/2024

Ep 226: I am Wonka! Welcome to episode 226 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode. its a leap year, the 29th Feb, the guys catch up, Greg takes a long walk home and Joe has been drawing zombies, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. The guys discuss the Willy Wonka Experience that left parents furious, children in tears, and no chocolate in sight, the winner of a Christmas tree-throwing contest ends up exposed and then Greg falls down a rabbit hole of AI toothbrushes and things with wifi connections that really don't need to have wifi, yes, Joe gets angry. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30171888

Ep 225: Gregregular 02/20/2024

Ep 225: Gregregular Welcome to episode 225 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, Greg turns 40 and celebrates with colonoscopy, and the guys compare puking in sink stories There’s a great stack of Geezedrops sent in by you awesome listeners, there’s Ozzy and Kayne beef, and Joe a ‘would you rather’ to the table. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30003623

Ep 224: Snail Trail 02/06/2024

Ep 224: Snail Trail Welcome to episode 224 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys are in the same room but have to use the little zoom mic so not as crisp as usual but sounds fine. Greg and Joe talk about what they've been watching including True Detective season 4 and various documentaries, and Greg vists a strange pub. Then they look at some odd news stories such as exploding toiets, fish taped to cash machines, and an incest story which takes a dark turn. Joe asks Greg a hard-hitting question involving a snail hunting him down for the rest of hus life. All this so much much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29774208

Ep 223: Bread Day 01/23/2024

Ep 223: Bread Day Welcome to episode 223 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, Joe makes more sandwiches and adds smoothies to the mix, Greg deals with one of his worse hangovers, and they talk Fall of The House of Usher. Then onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping with lots sent in by the listeners. Ten-foot aliens terrorise a Miami Mall? Greg constantly seems to be hurting himself, and they go old school wrapping up with an agony aunt in the segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Of course the guys get sidetracked along the way. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29572223

Ep 222: Slap Up Bandits 01/09/2024

Ep 222: Slap Up Bandits Welcome to episode 222 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. Happy New Year! The guys kick off the new year in classic style, Joe catches up over his festive celebrations, Greg shares a dream involving a gang of young bandits, has a bee in his bonnet about a vest to the Nike store and shares a fun night out. Geezedropping is stacked thanks to you awesome listeners, then the guys talk a guy punching a swan, a kid putting ham in a PS5 and a list of bizarre goings on from 2023. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29359283

Ep 221: Bus Hang 12/26/2023

Ep 221: Bus Hang Welcome to Episode 221 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Happy Boxing Day, Christmas is over so time to talk some smut again. Greg and Joe catch up on life, pre-Chritsmas build-up, and the eleventh year of their Christmas Horror tradition. Greg gets a little serious, but not for long, Then it's on Geezedropping with plenty sent by you listeners, the secrets of hotels seen by Sam from big pizzas, couples having sex to w*nking at a window. The guys talk the new fun thing to hit Kingston which is kids hanging off the back of buses and other c*nty things they do, carrying naked mannequins, work Christmas parties, and much more. The guys wrap up on recent watches, Joe talks Black Summer and Grge talks Shin Godzilla Apologies for Greg's audio will be sorted for next episode Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29189868

Ep 220: In Freak Accidents 12/12/2023

Ep 220: In Freak Accidents Welcome to episode 220 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg & Joe This episode the guys catch up as the festive time starts to build up, then onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping with plenty of audio sent in by you awesome listeners Greg & Joe look at a harrowing list of freak accidents and situations people survived, talk about salad gate and food challenges in general as well as the guy who terrorised the small world boat ride in Disneyland. They wrap up the episode with a brief look at Spotify 'wrapped' and what they’ve been watching. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29006738

219: Time (Travel) At The Bar 11/28/2023

219: Time (Travel) At The Bar Welcome to episode 219 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode the guys catch up on current events, jump into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. The episode plan (yes, there’s a plan, sometimes) goes out the window and the guys discuss childhood cartoons, Dune, a time traveling bar crawl, and dive into recent odd stories from a potato-throwing fight, demonic possession, and bat or penises. The episode wraps with a return to the segment, W*nkerty W*nk! All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28774453

Ep 218: Gimpin' 11/14/2023

Ep 218: Gimpin' Welcome to episode 218 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode the guys catch up on daily going ons including illnesses, hospital visits and a toy fair. As always it’s onto the eavesdropping segment ‘Geezedropping’ with plenty sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys talk the new Ghostbusters trailer, The Fighting Cocks in the MCU, and a gimp terrorises Somerset… again All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28604223

Ep 217: Discussions With A Six Year Old 10/31/2023

Ep 217: Discussions With A Six Year Old Welcome to episode 217 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe It’s half term, Greg is on dad duty and Uncle Joe is over as Greg’s six-year-old daughter, Indiana joins us as a guest. Something we wanted to do, Indiana had been desperate to do, and had even been requested quite a bit from you listeners. Possibly the only family-friendly episode we’ve done but still bonkers and a lot of fun. Join Greg, Joe, and Indiana as they talk Halloween, movies, music, questionable jokes, unusual baby names, long arms in helicopters, the 1955 Montgomery Bus Boycott invigorated by Rosa Parkes, a bath full of Haribo, YouTube, dreams and so much more. With the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping too. Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28448654

Ep 216: Vomit Tarnished Centurion Helmet 10/17/2023

Ep 216: Vomit Tarnished Centurion Helmet Welcome to episode 216 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. The guys catch up, Greg goes to a Star Wars convention, has dinner with the stars & gets a PS5. Joe gets a bread mixer and takes his sandwich-making to the next level. There’s a staked amount of Geezedrops sent in by you lovely people which takes us all sorts of directions. Joe brings a selection of random University confessions which again takes the episode in a few directions. The guys wrap up with what they’ve been listening to recently and much more! /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28315805

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