The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Ep 286: The Dick, The Dick, The Dick Is On Fire! 07/21/2026

Ep 286: The Dick, The Dick, The Dick Is On Fire! Welcome to episode 286 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are recording in the same room for the first time in ages, and they have missed it. Recording in Ed’s kitchen (without Ed), Greg and Joe's conversations run in all sorts of directions as they cover Kingston nowadays, good places to get chips, pubs, London drinking, the World Cup, Mormon encounters, a cartoon based on a family of penises inspired by a story of man who cut off his own genitalia to start a fire, and Joe launches a pigeon. Along with our eavesdropping segment, Grezedropping, and an announcement as the podcast turns eleven years old. End of season one All this and so much more We’ll be back /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/42113100

Ep 285: Release Neil The Seal! 07/07/2026

Ep 285: Release Neil The Seal! Welcome to episode 285 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return; it's hot, Greg has moved out of his house, Joe hasn't. They catch up on the World Cup, then it’s onto Geezedropping. The guys talk Neil the seal and his annual visits to the same town where he causes chaos like a giant toddler, look back at a classic incest story where two lovers discover they are brothers, and the darkest story of the week is slightly lighter because there's enough nastiness going on out there as it is; someone still meets a nasty end, so not that light. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/41967425

Ep 284: Little Miss Speaker 06/23/2026

Ep 284: Little Miss Speaker Welcome to episode 284 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, with Greg’s eight-year-old daughter joining. They all catch up, share a few updates, Greg rolls his ankle more, and Joe has a CSI poo mystery at home to deal with; then it’s on to geezedropping with plenty sent in by you. They all talk about a questionable ad from Kingston upon Thames, an update all these years later on the jogging bus pusher (didn’t push an actual bus), then Indiana hijacks the episode to give voice to her political agenda with her thoughts on the social media ban and school All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/41716555

Ep 283: Rollin 'Rollin' 06/09/2026

Ep 283: Rollin 'Rollin' Welcome to episode 283 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return, no doubt talk weather before even catching up. Greg can walk again and goes to a Star Wars con, then it’s onto Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you; The guys talk another fun animal story, magic soup, the Gloucestershire cheese rolling contest, and the darkest story returns to the world of willing amputation All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/41563355

Ep 282: OAPS Declassified 05/26/2026

Ep 282: OAPS Declassified Welcome to episode 282 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The sun arrives and BBQ season returns! The guys catch up, talk about what's been keeping them occupied, then it's onto a hilarious round of Geezedroppings, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys give an update on the cargo ship stowaway fox, talk about the Presidential unsealing and reporting of UAP encounters, and Project Blue Beam. All very important topics 😜 All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/41415585

Ep 281: Towels or Towers? 05/12/2026

Ep 281: Towels or Towers? Welcome to episode 281 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, before moving it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! Then it's onto a stowaway Fox off for a Disney adventure, and a Raccoon, who isn't...instead of ID, a customer brings a dead body to the bank, and confusion between towel and towers throws the guys into chaos. To finish off, the agony aunt segment, 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/41240370

Ep 280: Goodnight Sphincter 04/28/2026

Ep 280: Goodnight Sphincter Welcome to episode 280 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, and for some reason, fall down a rabbit hole discussing what a horrible human the character of Gary Sparrow is in the classic BBC sitcom 'Goodnight Sweetheart', thankfully, they have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, to pull themselves out of that hole, plenty of Geezedrops sent in by you amazing listeners! Then it's onto sphincter reconstruction caused by a Bull goring, a mum who gets stuck in poo and nappies after a toilet floor suddenly collapses, and to finish off, the agony aunt segment, 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' returns! All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/41021275

Ep 279: Steal a KitKat 04/14/2026

Ep 279: Steal a KitKat Welcome to episode 279 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, talk ladder safety, dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you listeners. Then the guys talk the great KitKat heist and other strange items which have been stolen, and 'Darkest story of the week' brings some incest based canniblaism All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/40816385

Ep 278: I'll get you stuffed crust 03/31/2026

Ep 278: I'll get you stuffed crust Welcome to episode 278 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys have a catch-up, and then go in all sorts of directions, Daredevil, detective crime series, 911 for some reason, before getting back on track, by going into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then the guys talk about a pizzeria that killed one and put over a hundred people in the hospital, and childhood meals that were weird to other people. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/40657145

Ep 277: Green Arsehole 03/17/2026

Ep 277: Green Arsehole Welcome to episode 277 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, have a catch-up, Greg has had a busy weekend with a Star Wars convention, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Red and Blue dramas at the school gates, Greg learn about Porta-Parties, and a man has a live 66cm eel inserted into his rectum. Greg was a few beers in for this one and quite excitable, so the topics go in all sorts of directions. All this and much more Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/40487315

Ep 276: Bone Smashing 03/03/2026

Ep 276: Bone Smashing Welcome to episode 276 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, have a catch-up, Joe has a rant about hot honey, and Greg has had a colonoscopy, which is always fun, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Sutton loses his legendary Wizard, social media gets a new bone-smashing trend, and the darkest story isn't so dark but brings back the old classic, incest. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/40270200

Ep 275: Paralysis 02/17/2026

Ep 275: Paralysis Welcome to episode 275 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back, have a catch-up and shoot the sh*t. It was Greg's birthday, and Joe had the weekend off. Greg experienced sleep paralysis for the first and hopefully last time, which was terrifying, and shares his experience, while looking at what it actually is and other people's stories. And a teacher identifies as a cat, which causes af ew issues within the school... funnily enough. Then the episode wraps up with the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. All this, and there's a fair bit more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/40114895

Ep 274: Shotgun Wedding 02/03/2026

Ep 274: Shotgun Wedding Welcome to episode 274 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return, after overcoming technical issues and a wobbly Greg, this episode kicks off with Joe wearing a new hat, which takes them on a conversational journey in many bizarre directions. Followed by a quick catch-up on life, then it's onto Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys look at DVDs and Blu-Rays, so check your shelf if you have any kicking around still, and the darkest story of the week sees a wedding end in a shoot-out. All this, and there's a fair bit more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/39951705

Ep 273: My Spirit Animal... 01/20/2026

Ep 273: My Spirit Animal... Welcome to episode 273 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back, quick catch-up, Greg has car dramas, Joe doesn't. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys lookat the Oxford Dictionary 'Word of the year 2025' and take a test to find out each other's Spirit Animals, which doesn't go as planned but is a journey nonetheless. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/39772890

Ep 272: Go Go Burglary Rangers! 01/06/2026

Ep 272: Go Go Burglary Rangers! Welcome to episode 272 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Christmas is over, and it's 2026! The guys catch up, talk Christmas, New Year, and so on. There's the usual jolly round-up of the deaths of 2025. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys revisit an old story, but it's goodun' where the former Japanese actor who played the Green Power Ranger used his skills to burgle 43 homes. The darkest story of the week goes down a dark incest path. All sounds depressing, but that's the fun. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/39605025

Ep 271: Be Sure To Check Those Best Before's... 12/23/2025

Ep 271: Be Sure To Check Those Best Before's... Welcome to episode 271 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. It's Christmaaaaaaaas!! The guys catch up, talk Christmas food shop, pay tribute to Surbiton's own Scooter Granny, who sadly passed away recently, then it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! Greg and Joe then dive into Christmas mysteries... murders and such, keeping it festive all the way, and a theatre production of The Wizard of Oz goes wickedly... bad This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/39486675

Ep 270: Bloody Elves! 12/09/2025

Ep 270: Bloody Elves! Welcome to episode 270 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, start gearing up for Christmas, and Greg shares his current Elf on the Shelf experience. Quick thoughts on the new Stranger Things Episodes (spoilers), then, as always, it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! It's a dark time for news as the guys double dip in the darkest story of the week with a missing man found dead inside a huge plastic dinosaur, and a 'prank' involving a high-air-pressure compressor goes horribly wrong. Very festive. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/39312355

Ep 269: Smacky Bot Bots 11/25/2025

Ep 269: Smacky Bot Bots Welcome to episode 269 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys have a lot of silly fun, after a catch up where Joe witnesses either a guy w*nking or maybe getting laid in parked car on a Kingston street and Greg survives another animal assasin attempt, they guys ask the big question "if you had a statue of yourself, what pose would you be in?", then it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! Greg and Joe talk about the recent AI 'art mural' controversy in their hometown of Kingston, and Wu-Tang (not the Wu-Tang) urinate in a dish at a high-end restaurant, ending in smacky bot bots This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/39141115

Ep 268: Franky Boy 11/11/2025

Ep 268: Franky Boy Welcome to episode 268 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on Halloween and Fireworks night, with fireworks going off in the background. Greg shares a condiment mishap he had, then it's onto a big Geezedrop as Owen sends his latest audio clips in, and they are bangers. Greg and Joe talk eating magnets, weird things kids have eaten, and they both happened to have watched the new Frankenstein movie the night before, so talk about that too. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38969110

Ep 267: Supreme Pie 10/28/2025

Ep 267: Supreme Pie Welcome to episode 267 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are both feeling unwell, but they only need to talk, so sure they'll survive. Greg had an eventful week, from a Star Wars convention to bus agro. Joe did not have an eventful week, well, not a fun one. Geezedrops are back with more from you, our awesome listeners. The guys talk questionable Jedi names, there's a death in the happiest place on earth, and a kebab pie takes the number one spot in the British Pie Awards. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38784535

Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted 10/14/2025

Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted Welcome to episode 266 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, Greg records from his car as he waits for Indiana to finish Brownies, Joe has a week off, no Geezedrops this week, but fear not, there's plenty to talk about. The guys talk squash to water ratio, open up about depression, the rise and fall of Melissa Joan Hart, an Orangutan used as a prostitute, and a death on the Haunted Mansion ride. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38536280

Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana 09/30/2025

Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana Welcome to episode 265 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined by Greg's about-to turn-eight-year-old daughter, Indiana, with her fourth appearance on the show. They catch up on life, Surbiton Festival, and a trip to Gootopia. With Indiana, the guys cover what kids are watching today, which apparently is K-POP Demon Hunters and Mr Bean, discuss Hiccup remedies, fun facts, and Indiana explains why she prefers EasyJet to British Airways. There's a semi-dark story of the week where the guys learn about a woman who received a pet Camel that ended up killing her. And, of course, we have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38383640

Ep 264: Lookalikes 09/16/2025

Ep 264: Lookalikes Welcome to episode 264 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, Greg falls over and gets pissed on (not in a kinky way) on the same day, both events unrelated. A great Geezedropping segment, all being sent in by you amazing listeners! Greg and Joe talk about lookalikes, and it seems to awaken something in Greg. There's a mysterious Final Destination-sounding death, and then Joe tries (and succeeds) to catch Greg out with a round of 'Guess the movie by the badly explained plot, written by Joe. All this and sooooo much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38213475

Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy 09/02/2025

Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy Welcome to episode 263 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty, as always sent in by you awesome people! There’s radioactive shrimp, which sparks the origins of the adventures of Shrimp-Man and Bollock-Boy, and there's unwanted advice to be shared in the returning aunt segment, where things take a turn. All this and sooooo much more madness this episode /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/38036070

Ep 262: WOLF 3D 08/19/2025

Ep 262: WOLF 3D Welcome to episode 262 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on life, what they've been watching, what they've been up to, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty as always sent in by you awesome people! Greg has a list of the worst movie taglines. A bishop apologises for interrupting a church choir in his dressing gown because they were making a terrible racket. And The Darkest Story of the week brings a fairground ride 'degloving incident'. All this and much more as the guys get sidetracked along the way /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37853045

Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana! 08/05/2025

Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana! Welcome to episode 261 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined early on a Sunday morning, with her third appearance on the show, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana. They catch up on life, drunk trips to town, then, with no real plan, let Indiana lead the way. Covering what's hot on kids' YouTube, Indiana's recent enjoyment of watching videos about people getting stuck and dying in caves, educates us on Donald Trump and more. And of course, we have our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37651435

Ep 260: F*cked Cam 07/22/2025

Ep 260: F*cked Cam Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The talk kiss cam at the Coldplay gig, then it’s onto a bumper edition of Geezedropping as you amazing listeners have been picking up all sorts for us. Greg and Joe ask the question, 'Is a plus one for a funeral a thing? Discuss Surbiton being named one of the UK's most boring places to live, daylight dogging in Northumberland, and 'Pantherman' (which is too cool of a name) popping up in Merseyside, is he just a playful man dressed as a cat or out on the hunt? This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37471595

Ep 259: Let's Go For Beers 07/08/2025

Ep 259: Let's Go For Beers Welcome to episode 259 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show. In this special episode, no segments, just the guys out and about on a day drinking session with a pizza review. Ed Wooderson returns to join the guys to chat, talk fun fair rides, a medium who blames ghosts on how drunk she gets on a night out. Greg and Joe move on to a couple more pubs discussing music, and all the amazing friends they’ve made via the podcast over the last ten years All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37216545

Ep 258: Fun Fairs Are Fun 06/24/2025

Ep 258: Fun Fairs Are Fun Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show, Joe is off next week so we’re going to do an episode out and about on the piss, but until then, Greg goes to a fun fair, Joe continues to highlight the weirdness of Kingston from table dennis to snakes, pigeons and Foxes, then it’s onto Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you awesome listeners Greg looks at fun fair injuries after getting battered at one himself and a man with a girlfriend and child proposes to an AI chatbot. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/37105005

Ep 257: Master Kebab 06/10/2025

Ep 257: Master Kebab Welcome to episode 257 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys reflect as they celebrate TEN YEARS of the show, however, they're be something for that next episode, Greg goes to a friends musical (Rob who made our theme song) Joe still exists, then its onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, which has been the shows longest running segement thanks to you listeners. In a throwback to the very first podcast episode, the guys look at the winners of The British Kebab Awards across all categories. This and more with plenty in between… /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/36870735

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