The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Ep 229: Talking About Various Things 04/16/2024

Ep 229: Talking About Various Things Welcome to episode 229 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, In this episode, Greg has been busy, fresh from a weekend away for a convention the guys catch up on life, and current events with the usual sidetracking along the way. Then as always its on to Geezedropping, where you awesome listeners sent in a staked list of overheard gold, which takes many twists and turns, Joe harshly critiques his artwork for this episode, Greg has a list, '10 Bizarre Last Words of Death Row Inmates' which sounds fun. Theres lots more along the way, Joe even needs a piss. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30816623

Ep 228: Sinkholes & Sweetholes 04/02/2024

Ep 228: Sinkholes & Sweetholes Welcome to episode 228 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back in Greg’s kitchen, sat round the same table, and ready to talk sh*te. The guys catch up on life, funerals, family parties, Nic Cage, a Wonka experience update with a look at his AI generated books, and more, as always, it’s onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping which is once again staked with ones sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys discuss recent incest news from the US, a Truman-style fake friend, and kick off a possible new segment ‘Darkest story of the week’ (said with a smile), Greg has a list of baffling taboos and of course and the conversation goes in many strange directions along the way. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30528288

Ep 227: Pizza Detective 03/19/2024

Ep 227: Pizza Detective Welcome to episode 227 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe This week, with no real plan the guys catch up on recent viewing (what we’re looking forward to) what we’re listening to, and Greg gets mugged off by a pizza. Then as always, it’s onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedrooping which is packed with ones sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys discuss a stolen plane and suspicious conspiracy deaths, and ask why are people angry over the Kate Middleton Mother’s Day photo. and get sidetracked in various directions along the way All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30389068

Ep 226: I am Wonka! 03/05/2024

Ep 226: I am Wonka! Welcome to episode 226 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode. its a leap year, the 29th Feb, the guys catch up, Greg takes a long walk home and Joe has been drawing zombies, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. The guys discuss the Willy Wonka Experience that left parents furious, children in tears, and no chocolate in sight, the winner of a Christmas tree-throwing contest ends up exposed and then Greg falls down a rabbit hole of AI toothbrushes and things with wifi connections that really don't need to have wifi, yes, Joe gets angry. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30171888

Ep 225: Gregregular 02/20/2024

Ep 225: Gregregular Welcome to episode 225 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, Greg turns 40 and celebrates with colonoscopy, and the guys compare puking in sink stories There’s a great stack of Geezedrops sent in by you awesome listeners, there’s Ozzy and Kayne beef, and Joe a ‘would you rather’ to the table. This and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/30003623

Ep 224: Snail Trail 02/06/2024

Ep 224: Snail Trail Welcome to episode 224 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys are in the same room but have to use the little zoom mic so not as crisp as usual but sounds fine. Greg and Joe talk about what they've been watching including True Detective season 4 and various documentaries, and Greg vists a strange pub. Then they look at some odd news stories such as exploding toiets, fish taped to cash machines, and an incest story which takes a dark turn. Joe asks Greg a hard-hitting question involving a snail hunting him down for the rest of hus life. All this so much much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29774208

Ep 223: Bread Day 01/23/2024

Ep 223: Bread Day Welcome to episode 223 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, Joe makes more sandwiches and adds smoothies to the mix, Greg deals with one of his worse hangovers, and they talk Fall of The House of Usher. Then onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping with lots sent in by the listeners. Ten-foot aliens terrorise a Miami Mall? Greg constantly seems to be hurting himself, and they go old school wrapping up with an agony aunt in the segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Of course the guys get sidetracked along the way. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29572223

Ep 222: Slap Up Bandits 01/09/2024

Ep 222: Slap Up Bandits Welcome to episode 222 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. Happy New Year! The guys kick off the new year in classic style, Joe catches up over his festive celebrations, Greg shares a dream involving a gang of young bandits, has a bee in his bonnet about a vest to the Nike store and shares a fun night out. Geezedropping is stacked thanks to you awesome listeners, then the guys talk a guy punching a swan, a kid putting ham in a PS5 and a list of bizarre goings on from 2023. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29359283

Ep 221: Bus Hang 12/26/2023

Ep 221: Bus Hang Welcome to Episode 221 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Happy Boxing Day, Christmas is over so time to talk some smut again. Greg and Joe catch up on life, pre-Chritsmas build-up, and the eleventh year of their Christmas Horror tradition. Greg gets a little serious, but not for long, Then it's on Geezedropping with plenty sent by you listeners, the secrets of hotels seen by Sam from big pizzas, couples having sex to w*nking at a window. The guys talk the new fun thing to hit Kingston which is kids hanging off the back of buses and other c*nty things they do, carrying naked mannequins, work Christmas parties, and much more. The guys wrap up on recent watches, Joe talks Black Summer and Grge talks Shin Godzilla Apologies for Greg's audio will be sorted for next episode Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29189868

Ep 220: In Freak Accidents 12/12/2023

Ep 220: In Freak Accidents Welcome to episode 220 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg & Joe This episode the guys catch up as the festive time starts to build up, then onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping with plenty of audio sent in by you awesome listeners Greg & Joe look at a harrowing list of freak accidents and situations people survived, talk about salad gate and food challenges in general as well as the guy who terrorised the small world boat ride in Disneyland. They wrap up the episode with a brief look at Spotify 'wrapped' and what they’ve been watching. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/29006738

219: Time (Travel) At The Bar 11/28/2023

219: Time (Travel) At The Bar Welcome to episode 219 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode the guys catch up on current events, jump into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. The episode plan (yes, there’s a plan, sometimes) goes out the window and the guys discuss childhood cartoons, Dune, a time traveling bar crawl, and dive into recent odd stories from a potato-throwing fight, demonic possession, and bat or penises. The episode wraps with a return to the segment, W*nkerty W*nk! All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28774453

Ep 218: Gimpin' 11/14/2023

Ep 218: Gimpin' Welcome to episode 218 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode the guys catch up on daily going ons including illnesses, hospital visits and a toy fair. As always it’s onto the eavesdropping segment ‘Geezedropping’ with plenty sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys talk the new Ghostbusters trailer, The Fighting Cocks in the MCU, and a gimp terrorises Somerset… again All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28604223

Ep 217: Discussions With A Six Year Old 10/31/2023

Ep 217: Discussions With A Six Year Old Welcome to episode 217 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe It’s half term, Greg is on dad duty and Uncle Joe is over as Greg’s six-year-old daughter, Indiana joins us as a guest. Something we wanted to do, Indiana had been desperate to do, and had even been requested quite a bit from you listeners. Possibly the only family-friendly episode we’ve done but still bonkers and a lot of fun. Join Greg, Joe, and Indiana as they talk Halloween, movies, music, questionable jokes, unusual baby names, long arms in helicopters, the 1955 Montgomery Bus Boycott invigorated by Rosa Parkes, a bath full of Haribo, YouTube, dreams and so much more. With the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping too. Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28448654

Ep 216: Vomit Tarnished Centurion Helmet 10/17/2023

Ep 216: Vomit Tarnished Centurion Helmet Welcome to episode 216 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. The guys catch up, Greg goes to a Star Wars convention, has dinner with the stars & gets a PS5. Joe gets a bread mixer and takes his sandwich-making to the next level. There’s a staked amount of Geezedrops sent in by you lovely people which takes us all sorts of directions. Joe brings a selection of random University confessions which again takes the episode in a few directions. The guys wrap up with what they’ve been listening to recently and much more! /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28315805

Ep 215: Off The Menu...Kinda 10/03/2023

Ep 215: Off The Menu...Kinda Welcome to episode 215 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, this episode is a special one as the guys aren't on Skype, or around the kitchen table, but out! Down the pub in Kingston, no prep, just the Zoom mic, and a few beers. The guys talk Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth, Korn, and going out for dinner which sparked our own bad version of the Ed Gamble and James Acaster podcast 'Off The Menu' format where we discuss our ideal three-course meal, which goes into many food-based discussions and a look back at our cooking show idea 'Crikey That's Food'. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28082547

Ep 214: Please Keep Horns & Paws inside the Vehicle 09/19/2023

Ep 214: Please Keep Horns & Paws inside the Vehicle Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, another slightly shorter episode but no less packed. The guys catch up, then it onto a huge stack of some of the best Geezedrops to date. Theres a lot to unpack. Greg and Joe talk about a Bull becoming a car passenger, Joe Pasquale getting impaled by antlers on stage, the man who has emerged himself in a Coliie dog costume he had made as a hobby. As well as talking recent things we've been watching including Beyond the spider-verse. All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/28029936

Ep 213: Gregs Nipple Legs 09/05/2023

Ep 213: Gregs Nipple Legs Welcome to episode 213 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode the guys are back sat around the kitchen table, its a slightly shorter episode but still full of the usual madness. Joe goes to Notting Hill for some pre carnival action, Greg has a weird week, with a bug bite throwing him out of action with a look back at how bites have caused him to be covered in 'nipples', and he goes to the Food Festival and has a.... mishap. We have some great geezedrops for our eavesdropping segment sent in by you awesome listeners and some of the guys have heard, theres plenty to figure out and unpack. Also, a sloth mets its demise All this and much more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27882168

Ep 212: Potatoes: The Funniest Joke Ever Told 08/22/2023

Ep 212: Potatoes: The Funniest Joke Ever Told Welcome to episode 212 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are once again sat round the same kitchen table with breakfast beers (and whiskey) on the go, ready to right the world's wrongs, or at least laugh about them. Greg has been on holiday up to the North with tales to share, mostly from the bar, including telling the funniest joke ever… apparently It’s a stacked episode for Geezedrops thanks to you listeners, Luke our top shagger Geezedrop grabber, and Greg’s holiday drops. The guys look at Ed’s updated movie list, penises drawn on the roads of Cobham, and much more Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27772107

Ep 211: Stage Tails and Steven Seagull 08/08/2023

Ep 211: Stage Tails and Steven Seagull Welcome to episode 211 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up on current events, talk rain, park visits, meeting the geezedrop ‘top shagger’ Shepard, Luke for a few beers, and talk about the recent Bam Margera rap track to drop. Greg and Joe fall down a wormhole of pub and gig memories and how they first met, the origin of our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, followed by a fantastic list of things you awesome listeners sent in. Just like the old days of the podcast, we end with a track from Top Shaggers band, ‘Not The Face’ Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27625812

Ep 210: Open Wide and Say RRR 07/25/2023

Ep 210: Open Wide and Say RRR Welcome to episode 210 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys are sat at the same table in the kitchen of Joe's new flat with the Zoom mic catching up on current events. Joe becomes a meme, and Greg talks his love for the Tollywood film RRR, along with other films he’s watched recently including Transformers & GOTG 3, they also discuss the tv show The Bear, Hot Ones, and much more…. minor spoilers ahead. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27483708

Ep 209: Take Me Back To Eden (Kebab) 07/11/2023

Ep 209: Take Me Back To Eden (Kebab) Welcome to episode 209 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up on life, Joe moving house, traffic, Hampton Court Flower Show, BBQ season in full swing, The Always Sunny Podcast, and more. The guys fall down a music rabbit hole discussion (again) taking bands we love, the music we love, how useless we are finding new music but Greg reveals how much he is loving the new Sleep Token album, and we end the episode with a solid stack of Geezedrops. All this and much more in between /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27379323

Ep 208: Sexy Single Sink Hole 06/27/2023

Ep 208: Sexy Single Sink Hole Welcome to episode 208 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up on life, current events, moving house, sinkholes, and chicken burgers. Greg takes a trip to the horse track and Joe talks about bettering himself… starting feet first. An angry ‘outraged’ post backfires in a local Facebook group, a man ends up in a confused public moment of… Seagull erotica? And to mix things up, the episode wraps with Geezedropping. All this and much more in between /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27233826

Ep 207: The Beef Ballroom 06/13/2023

Ep 207: The Beef Ballroom Welcome to episode 207 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, talk flat hunting, a Star Wars party, cows in stilettos, gravy in the bedroom, beef ballrooms, and other vagina slang before moving onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezdropping. The guys also talk Ted Lasso finale (spoilers), the woman who convinced her husband that Bigfoot got her pregnant, all this and much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/27079947

Ep 206: Shrimping 05/30/2023

Ep 206: Shrimping Welcome to episode 206 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, talk car issues, back issues, Star Wars exhibits, and sunshine You, awesome listeners, have handled this episode's content from Geezedrops galore to a toe-sucking article and a hell of a recent list revealing items found inserted into people's orifices that required medical attention. All this and more /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26969826

Ep 205: A Kitchen Based Podcast 05/16/2023

Ep 205: A Kitchen Based Podcast Welcome to episode 205 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are sat in the same room, around Greg's Kitchen table, talking about the podcast recording locations over the years, which are mostly kitchens, Greg talks a drunken 'chow down' encounter in Mcdonald's, Joe turns 39, goes to the cinema to see Super Mario Bros, and talk about the King's Coronation, which obviously involves a shitting story and singing the word vagina. Of course, there's the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, and the episode wraps up with a Jaws based Wankerty Wank. All this and much more.... /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26790741

Ep 204:(Seagullung) Pump and Dump 05/02/2023

Ep 204:(Seagullung) Pump and Dump Welcome to episode 204 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. As always the guts catch up, Greg has another public toilet story but one witnessed rather than experienced. Plenty of Geezedrops from you, wonderful folks The guys talk ‘pump & dump’, (which was triggered by a Geezedrop), an 83-year-old man who was killed by a flying cow, a Belgium seagull sound competition, the tv shows Ted Lasso & Yellowjackets, and much more. /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26669937

Ep 203: Happy Episode 203 04/18/2023

Ep 203: Happy Episode 203 Welcome to episode 203 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys celebrate 203 episodes of the podcast, with a new episode consistently coming every two weeks for the last eight years by.... doing a podcast over skype 😂 reflecting on the show since episode one 'Cheeky Kebab' back in 2015. Davian Dent blesses us with an epic opening to the episode, the guys catch up, and discuss the weather as always, Greg talks Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023 with a gender toilet mix-up, talk Mammoth meatballs and the birth of rag doll son to a man and his rag doll family, and of course, we have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, and talk Mammoth meatballs and the birth of rag doll son to a man and his rag doll family. Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26529387

Ep 202: Quick 2 Prick - American Rhys returns! 04/04/2023

Ep 202: Quick 2 Prick - American Rhys returns! Welcome to episode 202 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe. Greg and Joe are sat around the table once more, and they are not alone as American Rhys returns to the podcast. He was last on the show five years ago and is also our first guest in a few years too. In a slightly different episode setup, we meet Rhys in the beer garden of the Druid's Head in Kingston to drink beers and catch up. Rhys continues to win at life as a sound engineer as he has just been on tour with Dying Fetus and talks about life going from show to show, we talk bands, music, food, Everything Everywhere All At Once, social media, a big turd that Greg encountered recently, pissing off buskers, and of course we go into our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping which goes in all sorts of crazy directions and tangents. All this and so much more Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26364282

Ep 201: I'm not an olive man 03/21/2023

Ep 201: I'm not an olive man Welcome to episode 201 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe. The guys are sat in the same room, around the same table, and ready to wag those chins. It's a staked episode too, classic All-Seeing Guys listening with lots of laughs (our laughs anyway). As always the guys catch up on current events, moan about the cold weather, tv shows they've watched, Joe shares his thoughts on The Rings of Power (spoilers) while Greg talks The Last of Us. Then it's onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. This episode has plenty of topics, lots of getting sidetracked, stories to share, and odd news stories to discuss. Such as the 'fusion pie' entries in the Britsh Pie Awards, the woman who was filmed cutting a hamster in half and then eating it (Greg has a couple of gag moments), and a boys' game of hide and seek which ended with the boy found six days later in a different country. They also at some point look up and go through the menu of a new local pizza place, and there are a few more distractions. Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26226330

Ep 200: Analyse Me 03/07/2023

Ep 200: Analyse Me Welcome to episode 200 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe. Been very manic of late so it’s not the big 200 episode blowout the guys hoped for but will do something to celebrate that in a future episode. This one is still a fun one. The guys sit down and catch up, Greg talks losing his wedding ring, being spied on by a drone, and then it’s on to Geezedropping. The guys get deep in analysing one another, Joe takes a personality test and Greg takes a BFSM test. All this and more Enjoy /episode/index/show/theallseeingguys/id/26115483

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