The Brown Carpet
The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom
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56. Behind Enemy Lawns EXTRA! - The Brown Carpet Podcast vs Jim Penman
09/18/2023
56. Behind Enemy Lawns EXTRA! - The Brown Carpet Podcast vs Jim Penman
THIS WEEK! A very special edition of The Brown Carpet Podcast as we welcome Aussie mogul Jim Penman of Jim's Mowing onto the show for a Zoom chat - inspired by Episode 56, where we chopped up a grassy action thriller called, "Behind Enemy Lawns." Jim weigh's in on our adaption of his story, Zuckerberg vs Musk, our ideas for his franchise and his arch-enemy, Daniel Andrews. WATCH EPISODE 56 here: READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and TikTok or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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60. 'The Stainmaker'
09/04/2023
60. 'The Stainmaker'
THIS WEEK! Corey and Josh squeeze out a powerful and pungent tale of love, lament, lightning and litigation as they expel a gassy courtroom drama called - The Stainmaker. Featuring fart-fuelled performances by Tom Holland, Florence Pugh, Meryl Streep, Tom Green and Mike Myers. READ the weird news story we based our movie: SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Crocapalooza'
08/28/2023
FTV. 'Crocapalooza'
ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain-drenched New Year's Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan. Listen to the podcast that has played knifey-spooney before! WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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59. 'Meat Cute'
08/21/2023
59. 'Meat Cute'
THIS WEEK! We take a news story about an Indian government official draining an entire reservoir to recover the phone he dropped in taking a selfie... IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT.....and.... We twist this blatant abuse of power into a Bollywood blockbuster that stirs up stupidity, love, and fine dining, with a pinch of serial killer; into a cinematic first course that we liked to call 'Meat Cute' Featuring delicious performances by Aziz Ansari, Mindy Kaling and Russell Peters. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Update Night'
08/14/2023
FTV. 'Update Night'
ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Originally recorded on the 8th of December, 2018. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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58. 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms'
08/07/2023
58. 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we turn a story about a junkie couple getting trapped in an unlocked closet for two days into a cinematic masterpiece! It's one hell of a psychedelic cocktail that includes: a drug induced portal in a university janitors closet, ancient ruins, lizard people, a real life space wars game, that aliens meme guy, a dodgy uncle, a twitch streamer and foot model power couple and the limitlessness of the human mind - ALL this and more in a film we liked to call - 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms' Featuring mind-altering performances by Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, David Icke, Steven Speilberg and that aliens meme dude. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'How to Lose a Dick in Ten Days'
07/31/2023
FTV. 'How to Lose a Dick in Ten Days'
THIS WEEK’S FROM THE VAULT EP - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous refuses to listen to. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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57. 'Nuclear Paw'
07/24/2023
57. 'Nuclear Paw'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we take a story about Chernobyl feral dogs evolving oddly, and turn it into a film packed with Cold War tension... It's non-stop fusion as we reignite old enemies, do bad Russian accents, twist a wholesome tale about a girl and her pooch into a wild story about USA vs. Russia vs. Nuclear mutant dogs! AND we even shoehorn in a cameo from Dog the Bounty Hunter; ALL in a film we liked to call - 'Nuclear Paw' Featuring radiating performances by John Malkovich, Jena Ortega, Bella Ramsey, Steve Buscemi and Caleb R. Mclaughlin. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Shambling Nan'
07/17/2023
FTV. 'Shambling Nan'
THIS WEEK'S THROWBACK EP - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special. Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the podcast that lubricated your dad's knees WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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56. 'Behind Enemy Lawns'
07/10/2023
56. 'Behind Enemy Lawns'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we trim the edges of a particularly weird news story about a mowing mogul's quest to create his own country and crown himself king. All because he really hates Dan Andrews... It’s yard work as we turn this megalomaniac mayhem into a film about love, hate, Liam Neeson, and covert warfare, but mainly just about holding a grudge! It's a movie we liked to call - 'Behind Enemy Lawns' Featuring vengeful performances by Sam Worthington, Hugh Jackman and Liam Neeson. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Satan's Seamen'
07/03/2023
FTV. 'Satan's Seamen'
IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with a very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas. Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet, Nicholas Cage, Aziz Ansari and Peter Dutton. Listen to the podcast that punishes the pure and rewards the wicked. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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55. 'The Feed'
06/26/2023
55. 'The Feed'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we latch on to a truly bizarre story about a bride-to-be walking in on her husband-to-be BREASTFEEDING FROM HIS MOTHER ON HER WEDDING DAY! It’s thirsty work as we turn this milky chaos into a sci-fi body snatchers-meets-Aliens-meets -dairy farm film called - The Feed. Featuring titillating performances by Drew Barrymore, Sydney Sweeney, Timothée Chalamet and Brad Pitt. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Guac Blockers'
06/19/2023
FTV. 'Guac Blockers'
IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud. Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neil. Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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54. 'Sins Of The Farmer'
06/12/2023
54. 'Sins Of The Farmer'
THIS WEEK! Flocking hell! Join us as we exorcise a truly supernatural story about a mysterious Mongolian sheep nonstop circling themselves to death… Strap yourselves in as we create a “revelation” in cinema that includes: a reclusive revhead reverend on the road to redemption, a talking dog possessed by a dead friend but with the voice of Bluey, a CGI Paul Walker, four horsemen of the apocalypse sans horses and replaced with muscle cars, all this and MORE, in a film we called - SINS OF THE FARMER. Featuring apocalyptic performances by Hugo Weaving, Austin Butler, Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Jeff Goldblum and Paul Walker. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Pony Up'
06/05/2023
FTV. 'Pony Up'
FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber-burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode. Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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53. 'Buzz Kill'
05/29/2023
53. 'Buzz Kill'
THIS WEEK! Join us, hive mind, as we harvest a Massachusetts news story about an enraged Bee Keeper who lets her bees loose on some cops trying to evict her friend… Don your beekeeping veil while we create a cinematic masterpiece that includes: a lovers-lane-lady-serial-killer who uses her swarm of bees to enact her sick justice, Larry Bird getting popped courtside, a CG Bea Arthur, and multiple characters with bee puns for names (Beatrix and Detective Honae). Oh, and not to mention - Nicolas Cage!!!! All this in a film we called - 'Buzz Kill'. Featuring wicked smaht performances by Denis Gough, Julia Butters, Nic Cage, Roman Griffin Davis and Bea Arthur. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Baking Brad'
05/22/2023
FTV. 'Baking Brad'
FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel-good story about an edible grandfather. Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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52. 'Pawno'
05/15/2023
52. 'Pawno'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we probe a truly scandalous news story about an alleged cheating chess player harnessing the tech powers of AI anal beads to beat a world champ. It’s checkmate as we strategically plot a world where brain sports reign supreme, sex toys are used in battle, and Elon and Kanye go head-to-head in our film - 'Pawno' Featuring intellectual performances by Taylor Lautner, Jamie Foxx, Matt Jones and Kevin Durand. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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FTV. 'Zero Shark Thirty'
05/08/2023
FTV. 'Zero Shark Thirty'
FROM THE VAULT! This week's throwback episode 'Zero Shark Thirty' is the military-grade shark heist that has Trump's peen becoming a tasty treat for a baby horn shark... Featuring biting performances by Jason Statham, Blake Lively, Samuel L. Jackson and George Clooney. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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51. 'Dustbooty'
05/01/2023
51. 'Dustbooty'
WE’RE BACK, BABY! Join us this week as we take a news story about a threesome love tryst causing a mass cruise ship brawl and create a film that melds reality TV, Under Siege and The Love Boat. There's non-stop action as we hit the high seas with grey nomads, a washed-up reality TV show producer, a Viagra and ecstasy spiked punch and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in this week’s thrupple throwdown film creation - Dustbooty. Featuring sea sick performances by Steven Segal, The Rock, Tatiana Maslany and Zoe Saldana. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel READ the weird news story we based our movie on Subscribe or follow us on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast
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50. "Hand Over Fist"
12/21/2019
50. "Hand Over Fist"
THIS WEEK - It's our Season 1 finale - Episode 50! We are joined in studio by Gary and Jeremy of Careless Whispod for a prostate devastating double-ender. There's some golden toilet humor as we plunge into an abandoned bag of dildos to create a phallic heist film like no other - 'Hand Over ( Rubber ) Fist.' Featuring stimulating performances by Chris O'Dowd, Daisy Ridley, Ray Winstone and Eric Idle. Listen to the podcast that's guaranteed to get you off! WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] SUBSCRIBE on Youtube, Stitcher, Facebook, Instagram or Spotify. Be sure to check out Jeremy and Gary on - Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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49. "Meat Puppets"
12/05/2019
49. "Meat Puppets"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh strap TV sets to their heads and devise a beefy sleeper-cell thriller with a murderous dance number and an infomercial for a footbath / fondue set. Featuring made-for-tv performances by Sam Elliott, Zach Galifianakis, Ellen Degeneres and Dean Norris. Listen to the podcast that's available now for a limited time only!! WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] SUBSCRIBE on Youtube, Stitcher, Facebook, Instagram or Spotify. Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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48. "Croc-apalooza"
08/11/2019
48. "Croc-apalooza"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain drenched, New Years Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan. Listen to the only podcast with a lactating third nipple. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] SUBSCRIBE on Youtube, Stitcher, Facebook, Instagram or Spotify. Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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47. "Love Space Detonate"
07/09/2019
47. "Love Space Detonate"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh take a potent trip deep into the melting mind of a drug-addled, alien-obsessed loner - and a psychedelic cinematic masterpiece is born... "Love Space Detonate." Featuring spaced-out performances by Rupert Grint, Lily James, Bob Lazar and Joe Rogan. Listen to the podcast that is always watching the skies. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] SUBSCRIBE on Youtube, Stitcher, Facebook, Instagram or Spotify. Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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46. "Pony Up"
06/23/2019
46. "Pony Up"
THIS WEEK - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode. Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride. Listen to the podcast that does all its own stunt work. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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45. "Are We There Yeti?"
05/30/2019
45. "Are We There Yeti?"
THIS WEEK - In an all Aussie episode dedicated to the great man Bob Hawke - Josh and Corey trudge out into the deep Himalayan snow for a military encounter with a sasquatch hybrid of mysterious origin... and stick around for a very special guest appearance! Featuring frigid performances by Alex Jones, Daniel Henshall, Nicholas Hoult and Jackson Gallagher. Listen to the podcast that flirts with ferrets. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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44. "The Pooch and the Gooch"
05/07/2019
44. "The Pooch and the Gooch"
THIS WEEK - Josh and Corey wear dog suits while they visit a Wisconsin Walmart, devise a Detroit City bank siege, hack some gooch filth and get a new sponsor... Scrotox - tighten up your lumpy lolly bag with Scrotox. Featuring dogged performances by Kevin Costner, Sigourney Weaver, Ben Mendohlson and Andy Dick. Listen to the podcast that prefers toothpicks to flossing. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. Recorded in Frisbee Noodle Studios. Edited in Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.
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43. "The Raw Core"
04/18/2019
43. "The Raw Core"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh go starkers and swagger deep into the Swedish sweat-lodge - getting hot and steamy while putting together a pitch for a new TV show - The Raw Core - it's like the A-Team but buck-naked. Featuring stripped down performances from Alexander Skarsgard, Isabel Lucas, Ryan Gosling and Megan Fox. Listen to the podcast that wishes it was more like your weird mate. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. Recorded in Sydney and California. Edited in Redondo Beach, California. Based on a weird story.
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42. "Apocalypse Meow"
04/03/2019
42. "Apocalypse Meow"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh plunge pussy-deep into a devilish feline fiasco - pumping out a racially charged redneck exorcism that'll forever soil your DNA. It's an old-school, audio only podcast featuring purrfect performances from Mira Sorvino, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews and Noah Jupe. Listen to the podcast that's your aunty's secret jailbird pen pal. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. Recorded in Sydney and Utah. Edited in Las Vegas, Nevada. Based on a weird story.
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41. "Foreverland"
03/11/2019
41. "Foreverland"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh moonwalk into a nasty news story about a booby-trapped residence and end up taking a trip to Neverland Ranch for a little trap-music and chill. Featuring childish performances by Christopher Walken, Macauley Culkin and Corey Feldman. Listen to the podcast that's forever blowing Bubbles. WATCH this episode on Youtube - SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. Recorded in Sydney and New York. Edited in Jersey City. Based on a weird story.
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