The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Diaz (comedian, actor, and New York Times Best selling author) and Lee Syatt are LIVE from NYC! The hosts talk life, comedy, and everything in between on this weekly podcast. Come for the laughs and stay for the friendship. New episodes every Tuesday.

Biggie Smalls on a see-saw 11/11/2025

Biggie Smalls on a see-saw Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk their trip to Washington D.C., how America has ruined life for the family of four, the sports gambling scandals and much more! Plus, Joey breaks down one of the best gifts he's ever received. SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now. Play $5 & get 300 in Bonus Bets if you win with code JOEY F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code CHURCH15 at Support the show & save up to $600 on a Hydrow Rower at /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38989880

Passed out in a prison cell 11/04/2025

Passed out in a prison cell Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk The World Series, the art of listening, Joey's job watching a wall (you read that right), performing in black clubs and so much more! SHOW NOTES Get your 1st month of BlueChew FREE w/ code JOEY @ Support the show & get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JOEY at /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38904890

Joey Diaz doses Jim Florentine's friends and tortures Lee Syatt 10/28/2025

Joey Diaz doses Jim Florentine's friends and tortures Lee Syatt Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt welcome comedian and radio host Jim Florentine to The Church. Joey and Jim torture Lee about his wedding plans, Joey and Jim talk the wild football parties Jim throws and Joey getting chased around Jim's basement by a naked friend, Jim tells the wild story of the wrestling photographer who slept over his house and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JOEY at Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now. Play $5 & get $50 in Pick6 Bonus Picks with code JOEY. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38805010

The Criminal Mentality 10/21/2025

The Criminal Mentality Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about his recent hospital stay and how he broke out, that he joined comedy to be an "outlaw" and why he is fearful for the future of stand up comedy, why he doesn't believe in, "selling out" and more! SHOW NOTES Get your 1st month of BlueChew FREE w/ code JOEY @ Support the show & download the DraftKings app. New customers get $300 in bonus bets when you bet your first $5 and press in code JOEY. F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code CHURCH15 at https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/CHURCH15 #theperfectjeanpod /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38722585

The Public Urination Tour 10/14/2025

The Public Urination Tour Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt why he doesn't care about The Superbowl Halftime Show, Comic-con, or anything that doesn't make him money TODAY. Joey also talks about what he would do if he knew when he was going to die, what happened at the mall, and why he used to consider himself a traveling loser. SHOW NOTES Get $5 off your next order at Magicspoon.com/CHURCH. Or look for Magic Spoon on Amazon or in your nearest grocery store. Support the show & get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JOEY at https://gobioma.com/church /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38574660

Love, loyalty, and tradition with Renee Graziano from Mob Wives 10/07/2025

Love, loyalty, and tradition with Renee Graziano from Mob Wives Joey Diaz welcomes Renee Graziano, star of Mob Wives, to The Church of What's Happening Now. Joey talks about why he will never move to Texas and bribing airport employees. Renee tells an unbelievable story of betrayal, how being sober has changed her life, what it was like growing up the daughter of a Mob captain and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Press in code JOEY at Support the show & download the DraftKings Pick6 app & press in code JOEY. New customers get $50 in bonus picks with just a $5 entry on your first pick set. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38492650

From beyond the grave, Happy Birthday! 09/30/2025

From beyond the grave, Happy Birthday! Joey Diaz sends the worst birthday card ever and plans his own funeral. SHOW NOTES Support the show and get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JOEY at https://gobioma.com/church /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38406500

Rachel Wolfson tortures Lee! 09/23/2025

Rachel Wolfson tortures Lee! Joey Diaz breaks the big news, Lee got engaged! Lee breaks down the big moment and reminisces about some of the situations he found himself in while single. Hint...there was a lady missing a body part and another one with wild conspiracy theories. Then Joey and Lee welcome Rachel Wolfson (Jackass) to talk about everything from stand up, to confidence, and so much more! Joey and Lee also tell the story of the time Joey left Lee with a women with a head bandage. Support the show and get $5 off your next Magic Spoon order at Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38321345

If you want a problem, Joey Diaz will give it to you 09/16/2025

If you want a problem, Joey Diaz will give it to you Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about how his feelings for Adam Sandler evolved once he met him, sending Facebook messages to the officers who arrested him, bleeding out of his nose at a Christmas party, how The Comedy Store is like prison and so much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Press in code JOEY at Support the show & download the DraftKings Pick6 app & press in code JOEY. New customers get $50 in bonus picks with just a $5 entry on your first pick set. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38235745

The Man, The Myth, The Legend 09/09/2025

The Man, The Myth, The Legend Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about the show at The Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood, FL, an experience of a lifetime, and Joey brings childhood friend John Crowley on to discuss their reign of terror together in high school. SHOW NOTES New DraftKings customers can bet just 5 bucks & get $200 in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & press in code JOEY If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38140800

CVS gives you diabetes 09/02/2025

CVS gives you diabetes Joey Diaz gives up on Lee Syatt for going to the Renaissance Faire, baked special brownies that were strong enough to take him down, announced the launch of a weekly NFL game companion streamed LIVE on his Youtube and X, and much more! SHOW NOTES  Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use promo code JOEY at https://www.bluechew.com   Support the show, download the DraftKing Sportsbook app and press in code JOEY. New customers bet $5 and get $300 in bonus bets instantly. Plus, get over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTube TV. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/38055110

Cheeseburgers and cocaine 08/26/2025

Cheeseburgers and cocaine Kathrine Narducci, who you remember from The Sopranos, The Bronx Tale, and much more, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt to talk about everything from being under the ether, loyalty (even to a pizza place), the important of, "the moment before." and the beauty of acting. SHOW NOTES If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CHURCH at #indacloudpod Support the show, download the DraftKings Sportsbook app, and press in code JOEY. New customers bet $5 & get $300 in bonus bets instantly.s /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37958070

Epstein before the hanging 08/19/2025

Epstein before the hanging You never know what someone is going through is the motto of this episode of The Church of What's Happening Now. Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about putting yourself in other people's shoes, Joey discovering the term, "anti-woke comedian," and visiting his Mother's grave for the first time in nearly five years. SHOW NOTES: Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Press in promo code JOEY at ⁠https://www.bluechew.com⁠ Support the show and get 15% off your Bioma order with code CHURCH at ⁠https://gobioma.com/church /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37874090

Josh Wolf Returns! 08/12/2025

Josh Wolf Returns! Comedian, author, and Joey's friend of 30+ years, Josh Wolf, rejoins The Church for the first time on The East Coast for some laughs! Watch Josh's newest special, "The Campfire Special" on his Youtube: Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks. Download the DraftKing Sportsbook app & press in code JOEY. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37770665

The edible hoof 08/05/2025

The edible hoof Joey has learned over the years that sometimes you have to create your own fun. This week, Joey tells Lee about Mercy's first time on stage and why he does NOT want her to be a comedian, and how much he loves watching people lose their mind in public. SHOW NOTES Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free, just press in promo code JOEY at Support the show and get $5 off your next Magic Spoon order at /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37677255

Joey Diaz is going through changes 07/29/2025

Joey Diaz is going through changes Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt the difference between gettijng old and cranky vs. being sick and tired. Joey also gives Ozzy a heartfelt tribute and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code CHURCH at ⁠https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/CHURCH⁠ /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37591745

Look at the shape of you 07/22/2025

Look at the shape of you On this episode of The Church of What's Happening Now Joey can't believe that Lee Syatt is still alive, "If you're going to be that stupid, I gotta rob ya", the $1 million question in comedy and much more! SHOW NOTES: Support the show and get 15% off your Bioma order with code CHURCH at https://www.gobioma.com/church Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at https://www.lucy.co/CHURCH /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37509670

Have some dignity! 07/15/2025

Have some dignity! Joey Diaz passes out, doesn't understand why people are jumping up and down about Epstein and Diddy, the importance of having an edible poker face and so much more! New customers, get a special offer from DraftKings Pick6 today! Just download the app press in code JOEY. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37411540

Joey Diaz got a face lift with Tara Cannistraci 07/08/2025

Joey Diaz got a face lift with Tara Cannistraci Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt sit down with comedian and podcaster Tara Cannistraci. They discuss Joey's recent surgery and why he doesnt deserve to be hungry, fighting for yourself, and Joey tells a story that's hard to believe. Support the show and get your first month of Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping & use code JOEY at New customers, bet $5 on DraftKings & get $150 in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & press in code JOEY.   /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37331320

Dying of Laughter with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt 07/01/2025

Dying of Laughter with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about Joey being so broke that he would wait for the mailman to see if he had any checks, becoming a super savage in life and business, why he is the kind of dad everyone wants and much more! Support the show and get your first month of Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Press in promo code JOEY at Produced by: Andrew Houston & Joe Russo @andyfromontario @joerussomarketing on Instagram /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37244765

It's all in the image 06/24/2025

It's all in the image You'll have to listen to find out! Support the show and get 15% off of Bioma with code CHURCH at ⁠https://www.bioma.health/probiotics-men⁠ Support the show and get 20% off your Lucy order. Use code CHURCH at ⁠https://www.lucy.co/CHURCH  ⁠ Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code CHURCH at ⁠https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/CHURCH⁠ Produced by: Andrew Houston & Joe Russo @andyfromontario @joerussomarketing on Instagram /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37132185

Uncle Joey Diaz and his main man Lee Syatt 06/17/2025

Uncle Joey Diaz and his main man Lee Syatt This week on The Church of What's Happening Now Joey Diaz is turning into an internet troll, Lee finds out that fireworks actually are illegal in Tampa, Joey on the types of people you see at protests and why family can be overrated. Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free by pressing in code JOEY at Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month 5 gigabyte plan for just $15 a month. Head to /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/37038500

Eric D'Alessandro is relentless 06/10/2025

Eric D'Alessandro is relentless Welcome Eric D'Alessandro to the Church everyone! This week, we learn about Eric's stand up journey from LA, to Austin, and now back to hjis home of New York, talk bombing with a man bun, the freedom of the early internet and much more! Eric's special, I Don't Undeerstand is available on Hulu. Download Cash App Today https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/kbq322rz As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF (Minimum $75 purchase) with code CHURCH at https://huel.com/CHURCH /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36934320

@chefbrad is Tremenda! 06/03/2025

@chefbrad is Tremenda! Brad Delgado (@chefbrad on Instagram and @chefbrad_ on TikTok) joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt to talk about competing on the TV show, "Hells Kitchen", how one experience with inspired him to become the best chef in the world, and why he loves cooking for people. Joey and Brad also take a deep dive into Cuban food, why it is so important to them, and why bad Cuban food hurts them so much. Try your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Press in code JOEY at New customers, bet $5 on DraftKings & get $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & press in code JOEY. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36830245

The Joey Diaz State of Mind 05/27/2025

The Joey Diaz State of Mind Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt how blown away he was by Pee Wee Herman, the steak that reminded him of the old New York City, and Joey tortures Lee about Buccee's! Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at Relax and get 30% your first Cornbread Hemp order with code CHURCH at /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36725445

The White Castle Incident 05/20/2025

The White Castle Incident Go on a ride with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in the new episode of The Church. Joey and Lee talk the Mexican Navy running into the Brooklyn Bridge, why Joey will never eat there again, Joey tells Lee why he proposed over the phone after nine years and much more! Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew free. Press in promo code JOEY at Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for new customers of 15% off + a FREE gift (Minimum $75 purchase) with code CHURCH at Produced by: Andrew Houston & Joe Russo @andyfromontario @joerussomarketing on Instagram /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36637855

The World Ain't Flat with Rich Vos 05/13/2025

The World Ain't Flat with Rich Vos Comedian Rich Vos joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt this week. Joey and Rich talk addiction and recovery, getting paid in TV''s and much more! Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to Support the show and get your first 3 months of Mint Mobile for just $15 a month. Head to Produced by: Andrew Houston & Joe Russo @andyfromontario @joerussomarketing on Instagram /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36546825

Beautiful Savages 05/06/2025

Beautiful Savages Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk the Grand Re-Opening of Alcatraz, Lee hits Joey with Claw Hands, why Father's Day is the worst holiday and much more! Get your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 shipping. Get ready to have better sex & use promo code JOEY at ⁠https://www.bluechew.com⁠ Support the show and get 35% off your NYKD order at ⁠https://www.NYKDPouches.com/CHURCH⁠ New DraftKings customers can bet $5 & get $200 in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & press in code JOEY. Produced by: Andrew Houston & Joe Russo @andyfromontario @joerussomarketing on Instagram /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36452105

I'm going to die my way! 04/29/2025

I'm going to die my way! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt create the migrant workout, why Joey hates people who expect things from him, people who have birthday month's, and Joey finds out that he has been with his wife for twenty five years. Support the show and get 35% off your first 3 NYKD orders. Head to Support the show and get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift for new customers, with minimum $75 purchase. Use code CHURCH at Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app today and use code JOEY. New customers bet just $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36348100

Dog, It's a party! 04/22/2025

Dog, It's a party! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt break down their recent trip to Austin for The Moontower Festival. They talk about their time at The Mothership, Joey tells a hilarious never before heard story about a time that Adam Sandler had to tell Joey to put his "speedbag" away on The Longest Yard, Joey and Lee break down what, "making it" means to them, and much more! Support the show and get 3 months of cell service with Mint Mobile for just $15 a month. Head to Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app today and use code JOEY. New customers bet just $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. /episode/index/show/thechurchofwhatshappeningnow/id/36259330

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

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