The Clown Is Down

Welcome to The Clown Is Down! It's a pop culture/rant-filled/opinion based podcast that needed to be made. During the Great Lockdown of 2020, friends Keith and Pete decided to try their hands at this so-called podcasting thing. The end result is what you're about to hear (if you choose to listen). So sit back, relax and tune in. Then get ready to agree to disagree. Remember these are their opinions and they are right because they said so. Word.

Vasecto-WE! 01/23/2024

Vasecto-WE! Vasecto-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! We did it! We held hands in a hospital room and said our goodbyes to our vas deferenseseses. Keith and Pete dish on all the details of what it is like to go under the knife and get a Vasectomy. Tune in! Snippitty Snip Snip Snip! Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/29604948

Robutts 08/29/2023

Robutts Robots. Why are you not what we expected you to be? Join us for one of many discussions on this ever evolving world of AI. Wait, that sounds too serious. Join us as we try to figure out why movies lied to us about our robotic future (with exception to Blade Runner). Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/27876516

A Snake, a Robot and a Skeleton Walk Into a Bar....... 06/27/2023

A Snake, a Robot and a Skeleton Walk Into a Bar....... A Snake, a Robot and a Skeleton walk into a bar. The snake hisses, the Robot beeps, and the Skeleton rattles. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" It's always funnier in my head. Luckily Keith and Pete are here to entertain you with a new episode! Tune in as the clowns talk about which of your favorite 80's cartoon villains would be in charge if they banded together. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/27284130

Adapt To This 02/13/2023

Adapt To This *Cough**Cough* Hello? Oh hi there. The clowns are fine. How are you? Read any good books lately? play any video games? What about comics? any of them make it to the big screen? What about the small screen? How do you feel about that? Wait, before you answer, listen to this. P.S. Mild Spoilers for the last of us between 10minutes and 13 minutes. Word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( ) Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/ /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/25907661

Post Dragon Con Support Group 09/17/2022

Post Dragon Con Support Group Farewell and aideu to you, costumed players! Hello! The clown is still here. They were just down at the Con, Dragon Con that is, having a rootin' tootin' good ole time. Join Keith and Pete as they recap their con experience and ramble on about other con related things. P.S. they escaped the con crud P.P.S. Keith may have learned English from Foghorn Leghorn. /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/24404727

Nothing Butt Net 08/01/2022

Nothing Butt Net Hi everybody! Your hosts are not done talking about toilet paper yet! (Well at least Keith isn't.)Tune in and maybe you'll learn a new way to wipe or even a new topping for your favorite meat tube on a bun. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/23916675

Cargo Bears 07/07/2022

Cargo Bears We love animals. We truly do. Some are just dumber than others. Just pointing that out. No hate. This will be the first of many dives into the animal kingdom. So join us as we discuss clumsy bears and Keith's fascination with hoof doctors. P.S. Cargo Shorts RULE!!! Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/23653544

TP for my Anger 04/30/2022

TP for my Anger Test audiences (of one) agree that this is the Dad-est of episodes. Its the Daddest Dad that ever Dadded. Prepare for particulars and habits cause thats what your gonna hear! Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/22961360

THAR SHE BLOWS! 04/07/2022

THAR SHE BLOWS! Some arguments in life can't be won. These un-winnable subjects bring out the beast in the portion of society that is against them. Religion. Politics. Sugar in grits. None of it compares to the Anti Leaf Blower crowd. Here is our defense. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/22709609

Cats-N-Cars-N-Cliches 02/24/2022

Cats-N-Cars-N-Cliches Meow? Vroom! Shut up. When you're too tired to think and then you try to talk. That's what this episode should be about. Enjoy. Word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/22241300

ReBoot-A-Make 02/03/2022

ReBoot-A-Make Reboot, remake: which is which? It's so simple that it's confusing. One thing we do know is there is no shortage of Batman and it would be cool to ride a horse to work. Word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/22005749

New Year New You 01/15/2022

New Year New You AAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDD were back. The Clown was on break over the holidays. We're here now to fill your ears with thoughts of broken promises, buns, hygiene, tornados and sharks. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/21781739

Silence is golden 12/16/2021

Silence is golden It is now time for your feature presentation. Remember to silence your cell phones and shut your pie hole. Yep, we started going back to the movie theaters. The only problem is the bad habits of others followed us in. Tune in as Keith and Pete ask the question, "Why are you here?" Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/21500852

Once in every lifetime 12/02/2021

Once in every lifetime Darling Fascist Bully Boy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman. Neil. Oh wait-this probably doesn't make sense to you. It also didn't make sense to our very special guest KRYSTY! She has never seen The Young Ones and Krysty! sat through all two seasons for us just so she could give us her opinion. Join us as we introduce one of the greatest T.V. series of all time The Young Ones to the younger generation. Will it hold up? Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/21349499

Trash Sammich 11/20/2021

Trash Sammich Stop it! Why you do that? What are you eating? Let me try. Well that sums up this episode. Tune in to the Clown Is Down and maybe YOU can help Keith and Pete solve the riddle of - "The Chili Bandit." Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/21228920

Here We Go Again. 11/01/2021

Here We Go Again. Ugh. Sigh. Seriously? Are you really surprised? COME ON! Whatever. Does your brain ever say these things while watching a movie? You're not alone. Tune in and listen as Pete and Keith ramble on about tired scenes on screens. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/21006758

Return of Horroror.......and Hats! 10/15/2021

Return of Horroror.......and Hats! Wanna hear us talk about something really scary? So do we. What you're going to get is Keith and Pete rambling on about our anxieties of making returns to the store on purchases made on the self checkout lane. Oh, and they talk about hats. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/20824241

HORROROR 10/01/2021

HORROROR What up? It's October. It's the most wonderful time of the year with the kids screaming and yelling While masked ones be scaring and campfires be blazing with fear its the most wonderful time of the year! Join Keith and Pete as they talk about what's on everyones mind this month. Pre 90's horror movie slashers! Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/20669669

Should you pull out? 09/15/2021

Should you pull out? Should you, or should you not pull out that is the question, Whether 'tis nobler to suffer through another light cycle The green arrows of fortune Or to pull out and block a sea of traffic. What is going on? Tune in and find out how Keith and Pete feel about traffic light etiquette. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/20478329

SIDEKICKS!!!! 09/01/2021

SIDEKICKS!!!! Sidekicks. Annoying or useful? Tune in as Pete and Keith talk about the second half of their favorite heroes. Will you agree? Probably not. word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/20329346

Dragon Con Special 08/16/2021

Dragon Con Special Welcome to The Clown Is Down Dragon Con special episode. We, here, at The Clown Is Down are big fans of Dragon Con and have been attending for many years. This episode is here to hopefully help you to have a better Dragon Con. We pulled together a few other long time Dragon Con attendees to share some of their stories and a few of their tips and tricks to navigate this yearly event. Tune in as we talk with , and about DRAGON CON! Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/20151011

The Day The Music Died 08/01/2021

The Day The Music Died Did you ever have a band you just loved so so much and they were your rock and comfort when you needed them? Then one day they turned on you and released an album that made you feel like you didn't know them anymore. So did we. Join us and super special guest Dave from as we sit down and have "the Talk" about breaking up with some of our favorite bands. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/19994264

Back it up! Back it in. 07/15/2021

Back it up! Back it in. Guess what? We have a guest on this episode! The FIRST of many upcoming guest. Tune in as we discuss the age old question, "Should you or should you not back into a parking spot?". Keith and Pete duke it out with special first guest ANGEE over what is correct. Word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/19815482

U.F.O. and YOU 07/01/2021

U.F.O. and YOU Have ya noticed that the folks down at the pentagoon have been releasing U.F.O. footage? We certainly have. It's not news to us. Tune in to listen to our thoughts and feelings (and preparedness) on the idea of meeting the galaxy's next door neighbors. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/19667732

P.P. PROCEDURE 06/15/2021

P.P. PROCEDURE What up?! You ready to cringe? Well tune in and listen to our newest episode. This Mid Month Mental Breakdown is a heart warming tale about laying in stirrups and having fluids squirt in the wrong direction. Brace yo self. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/19479425

Soundtracks! Your all time favorites will not be ours!!! 06/01/2021

Soundtracks! Your all time favorites will not be ours!!! Whats the movie soundtrack that has stuck with you over the years? We pondered this and surprised ourselves with an answer that is (still) a surprise to both of us. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/19295381

DETAILS. We need details. 05/14/2021

DETAILS. We need details. It's a Mid Month Mental Breakdown episode. Don't you hate when you read reviews on a product and the review tells you everything about the product except what you need to know? So do we. theclownisdownpodcast@gmail.com Host: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/19057196

Action! Lights! Camera? 05/01/2021

Action! Lights! Camera? Today you'll listen to Pete and Keith discuss what they think is the perfect action movie. Will you agree? Will you like their rules for what qualifies? Will you unsubscribe? Tune in and find out! theclownisdownpodcast@gmail.com Host: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/18561284

BATTERY!! 04/15/2021

BATTERY!! Tune in for what we like to call the Mid Month Mental Breakdown editions. This is where Keith and Pete take a subject or situation that annoys them and let you know about it. Who knows what you might learn about your immediate surroundings in these episodes. Today they are going to talk about the exciting world of batteries and how to get rid of them. theclownisdownpodcast@gmail.com Host: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/18560969

Hemonic Obsession 04/01/2021

Hemonic Obsession Tune in and listen to Keith and Pete discuss the wonderful delightful world of Eternia where that pissant of a person they call HeMan lives. This was their very first recording! So excuse the newness. It gets better folks. theclownisdownpodcast@gmail.com Host: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) /episode/index/show/theclownisdown/id/18545465

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