The CosmoBros Podcast
The CosmoBros Podcast is about a few friends reading a Cosmopolitan magazine. What more could you want? We offer a much needed MAN's perspective in the world of pulp mags, debunk myths and rumors, and play games from the mag.
info_outline Plutt Your Bug with Someone You Love: A Cosmobros Valentines 02/14/2020
Plutt Your Bug with Someone You Love: A Cosmobros Valentines A happy valentines' s from us to you! In this episode we explore the fun filled world of women from an actual woman's perspective! FINALLY Ryan can throw away that real girl doll he got from amazon! Hope he can return it! Learn what to do and what not to do on the first date, how to treat you SO on V-Day, and also that Tempura is not an adequate lubricant!
info_outline Call Your Mom And Move To Mexico | Part II 02/04/2020
Call Your Mom And Move To Mexico | Part II It’s not even 20 minutes into the Call Your Mom Choose Your Own Adventure and Cosmo author Sarah Weldon has already created BRAND NEW REALITIES. Watch as the CosmoBros reach the chilling conclusion that the only way to prevent the collapse of the space-time continuum is to set their phone on fire and move to Mexico with their Moms.
info_outline Give Up And Call Your Mom | Part I 02/04/2020
Give Up And Call Your Mom | Part I You didn’t ask to be born, so use your Mom as your personal assistant! Do you need emotional support during your morning commute? Did you forget to schedule a dentist appointment for your sixth year running? Do you need someone to straight up just do your job for you? In this twisted game of life, Cosmo author Sarah Weldon knows there’s only one thing you can do. CALL YOUR MOM!
info_outline Is It Cheating If You Wear Them As A Skin Jacket? 01/14/2020
Is It Cheating If You Wear Them As A Skin Jacket? The future of cheating is here. We’ve got science! We’ve got statistics! We’ve got VR porn that’ll leave you sexually and emotionally exhausted! Stalwart microcheating expert and super-sly Cosmo author Julia Pugachevsky is about to rock your world with some of the hottest trends in digital adultery. Leave a sexy Snapchat story for the CosmoBros and wait for a response as we try to figure out the answer to the age old question... Is masturbation cheating?
info_outline A Very Merry CosmoBros | Part I 🎁 01/07/2020
A Very Merry CosmoBros | Part I 🎁 This Christmas/Hanukkah/Holiday season, the CosmoBros are BRINGING THE GIFTS with a 5-dupple article special! Laugh as the Bros paint their nails with the blood of the non-believers, and cry when you realize they only covered 4 articles instead of 5. It’s The CosmoBros. It’s Christmas. LET’S GET MERRY WITH IT! 💅🍺😍🤮😉
info_outline A Very Merry CosmoBros | Part II 🎅 01/07/2020
A Very Merry CosmoBros | Part II 🎅 ‘Tis the season to be FABULOUS! So dust off your old-timey Christmas albums and gift Lizzo a jewel-encrusted flute case. It's part two of the CosmoBros Christmas round-up and we’re already drunk on that special eggnog your aunt makes. Get passive aggressive and learn to use ACTUAL magic in this very merry episode of… THE COSMOBROS! 🎄🤶🎁💎😬
info_outline Hamsters With Truck Nuts 01/07/2020
Hamsters With Truck Nuts It’s 2020, so who even CARES about the last decade? The CosmoBros do — and so does premminent historian and sex-smart Cosmo author, Taylor Andrews. In 2019 we heard you loud and clear when you said: “WE WANT MORE QUESTIONABLY FACTUAL STATISTICS ABOUT SEX AND DATING!!!” So in this super schmexy 2019 round up, we’ve got you covered. Hold onto your butts and take a taste of those truck nuts. This is gonna be a wild one.
info_outline I’M COMING, NEW YORK!!! 💦 12/17/2019
I’M COMING, NEW YORK!!! 💦 It’s time. Time to REVOLUTIONIZE the DULL, BORING, MILKTOAST 69. With the help of Cosmo author and ass-to-ass expert, Taylor Andrews, the Bros tackle their toughest task yet. Making the 69 sexy. Get ready to fuck in a field, triple-dip-it-and-quit-it, and lunge to work with a kagel weight in your ass in this unbearably arousing episode of… THE COSMO BROS! 6️⃣9️⃣😴🍑😍
info_outline Let The Stars Give You A Facial 🤩 12/10/2019
Let The Stars Give You A Facial 🤩 Do you have 168 steps in your skincare routine? No? Then godlike starchild and all-knowing Cosmo author Sarah Jasmine Montgomery is about to STRIKE YOU DOWN with the power of ASTROLOGY. Get that in-vogue ‘glistening’ look with Mike, Ryan and Dan as the Bros take you on a guided tour through the solar system. Destination: Flawlessness. 😊✨💄💋🤡
info_outline Your Bizzaro Bone Sesh 👻 12/03/2019
Your Bizzaro Bone Sesh 👻 Sit back and relax while Brad Pitt gives you a facial. Did hot-to-trot Cosmo author Hannah Smothers and Expert Dream Analyst Lauri Lowenberg ever intend for things to go this far? No. GOD no. But listen in and listen good as the bros have mind-sex with their boss, co-workers, exes, Brad Pitt (again) and YOU in this dreamy, steamy episode of THE COSMOBROS! 😴🍆🍑💦💀
info_outline 3 Men Trapped In The Women’s Bathroom | Part II 🤦♀️ 11/12/2019
3 Men Trapped In The Women’s Bathroom | Part II 🤦♀️ As Ryan, Mike and Dan continue their snails-pace journey to the women’s restroom, cackling Cosmo author Emma Batty tests the bros with even more outrageous misfortune. Aggressive YouTubers? Sticky tampon wrappers? NO TOILET PAPER?! Sounds like a job for… the Bar Bathroom Angels. 💅👠🙇♂️😈🙈
info_outline 3 Men In Line For The Women’s Bathroom | Part I 💁♀️ 11/12/2019
3 Men In Line For The Women’s Bathroom | Part I 💁♀️ What was meant to be a routine line-up for the women’s bathroom turns into the ultimate test of wills when Ryan, Mike and Dan are challenged by legendary Cosmopolitan author Emma Batty to discover if THEY... are Bar Bathroom Angels. 💦🚽💩😇🍷