The Dick Show

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems 04/29/2024

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31034668

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ 04/22/2024

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of events; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30928538

Episode 406 - Dick on Bums vs. Drones 04/15/2024

Episode 406 - Dick on Bums vs. Drones The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dances, Hitler's Mustache, Maddox's Exes Dating Exes, too many men in Canada, being trans at a funeral, Black people paying taxes, and marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30821878

Episode 405 - Dick on the Slowpocalypse 04/08/2024

Episode 405 - Dick on the Slowpocalypse A woman craps in a bucket, a feal market in the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and Boogie is bullying me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30725333

Episode 404 - Dick on It Get's You Dead 04/02/2024

Episode 404 - Dick on It Get's You Dead Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter, 800 hostages, a sonic boob tattoo, and a sloppy erotic story; all that and more on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30637873

Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place 03/25/2024

Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30524703

Episode 402 - Dick on The Meat Intervention 03/18/2024

Episode 402 - Dick on The Meat Intervention A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a "no whites" policy, Riley 2 needs a new co-host (and to lose 200 pounds), and strippers under 21 are banned in Florida; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30415508

Episode 401 - Dick on Revenge Bankruptcy 03/11/2024

Episode 401 - Dick on Revenge Bankruptcy Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better, Perspicacity calls in about Vickers and various things, Maddox the Meme Police, and Gamer Gate 2; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30316158

Episode 400 - Dick on 1984: Part 2 03/04/2024

Episode 400 - Dick on 1984: Part 2 Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism in stock photography, DignifAI for thots, and Dagon calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30215913

Episode 399 - Dick on 100% Content 02/26/2024

Episode 399 - Dick on 100% Content A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30107148

Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog 02/19/2024

Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30011718

Episode 397 - Dick on Bad Photoshops 02/12/2024

Episode 397 - Dick on Bad Photoshops A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29901733

Episode 396 - Dick on Horse-Man 02/05/2024

Episode 396 - Dick on Horse-Man Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29799378

Episode 395 - Dick on Stochastic Feet Stuff 01/29/2024

Episode 395 - Dick on Stochastic Feet Stuff The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away money, and Madison Madnes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29701118

Episode 394 - Dick on Scotch Earth 01/22/2024

Episode 394 - Dick on Scotch Earth Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry drops some disturbing information on women, actual good advice maybe for the first time, and Eric July goes "scotch Earth" on everyone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29589218

Episode 393 - Dick on What Makes Your 01/15/2024

Episode 393 - Dick on What Makes Your Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29488198

Episode 392 - Dick on Fudgers 01/08/2024

Episode 392 - Dick on Fudgers Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in, the Niggler blows his bit, and women's new year's resolutions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29383168

Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements 01/01/2024

Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29293123

Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile 12/25/2023

Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile "America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29223468

Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad 12/18/2023

Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and more this week on The Dick Show /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29124008

Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession 12/11/2023

Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/29015418

Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand 12/04/2023

Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and everything else leading up to Maddox's 3-hour opus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28913373

Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera! 11/27/2023

Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera! A right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops goes gay, women crash park a gigantic plane, and the age of consent of terrorism; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28801013

Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party 11/20/2023

Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real, Conspiracy Fearists, a guy's mom dies for lack of AI, and someone has a problem with my advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28716663

Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan 11/13/2023

Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan Mein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls in about his comic Butch Killigan and some other things, a guy's wife wants to cheat on him, the city wants to give me a sewer credit, cleaning San Francisco, Santa Claus shoots some road protesters, a woman doctor removes the wrong organ, and God; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28610813

Episode 383 - Dick on Lord Miles 11/06/2023

Episode 383 - Dick on Lord Miles Lord Miles calls in about being held captive by the Taliban for 8 months, fighting the Chinese for gold, North Sentinel Island, and the Durian Pass, and more if you can believe it! And also the "PRONOUNS" guy has a problem with me, my girlfriend buys a video game and a puzzle, Israel is blowing the PR war, and a man blacks out before he can have sex with a hot Russian; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28525217

Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun 10/30/2023

Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun A house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Robert E. Lee statue is melted down, a girl cries about driving, Eric July threatens to travel through time and beat me up, and a fan doesn't bother Sean at Gay Disney World; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28464710

Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part 10/23/2023

Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part Sean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yourself, a man drives through a parade, a bus drives through a bicycle, being human and supporting Israel, Eric July says he's a good writer because his employees think so, and some spooky Halloween death threat voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28392056

Episode 380 - Dick on Grave Desecration 10/16/2023

Episode 380 - Dick on Grave Desecration A listener takes a picture at Isom's grave, the Day of Jihad is a bust, cell phones not going from your WiFi to the cell network easily, messing up Randy's pool game, The "QAnon Shaman" calls in after going to prison for felony helping police, American women from an outsider, Maddox promises to "end it", and a child predator predator gets shot; all this and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28324202

Episode 379 - Dick on World War Wheee! 10/09/2023

Episode 379 - Dick on World War Wheee! Girl Math in Iran, a rave gets pillaged, JF Gariepy calls in about his missing wife and other things, my girlfriend sends a video of me tripping to the news, a listener accidentally attracts an older woman, Maddox does a date rape sketch, and how to deal with getting extorted because of a d*ck pic; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/28261445

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