The Dick Show

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

Episode 498 - Dick on Hitler Ice Cream 02/23/2026

Episode 498 - Dick on Hitler Ice Cream Restore Britain doesn't care, a racist advertisement is banned, a guy gets the world's worst face tattoo, an incident at the pee factory, the Fart N girl deserved it, Pokemon Go back where you came from, a dance interpretation of ICE shootings, and fixing a swing; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40193880

Episode 497 - Dick on SomaliaScan.com 02/16/2026

Episode 497 - Dick on SomaliaScan.com The creator of SomaliScan.com calls in, the Book of Mormon musical gets r*ped, Spencer Pratt runs for mayor of Los Angeles, Clavicular demonstrates "midmaxxing" for Peter Thiel, a "gun person" kills a bunch of kids, the Silence of the Lambs producers apologize, Israel declares war on the United States, no more SBA Loans for Indians, cheating at the Olympics, baby farming, and a pedophile owns school Picture Day; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40121280

Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide 02/09/2026

Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide The Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste development at Microsoft, Black people in Minecraft, a sit-in at Target, and Vinnie's comedy club is attacked by a single protester; all this and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40038670

Episode 495 - Dick on Emergency Ribs 01/25/2026

Episode 495 - Dick on Emergency Ribs ICE vs. Communists, a Black woman brings ribs to the emergency room, things stuck up butts and other gay walks, synchronized suicide pods, Andrew Tate abuses his son, a news girl and a chair engineer, the UK makes banter illegal, H1B police, women vs. crime and punishment, and bananas and rice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39872540

Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier 01/19/2026

Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier Two fat Mexicans at swimming lessons, NO MA'AM, the UK fails to brainwash young men again, a Reddit mod spergs out, the new fat and Black and gay Star Trek, melon bread, the ADL makes an AI lawsuit machine, and I am attacked by a whale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39788240

Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice 01/10/2026

Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice Royce from "Revenge of the Cis" is in studio! A woman is killed on ice by ICE, the "I'm just a girl" defense, Dan Boingo spergs out, Quirk Chungus, breaking into day care, Time Crisis, fighting with your brother, infiltrating the Plus Size Park Hopper gang, and a Super Size Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39682715

Episode 492 - Dick on Homeless Surveys 01/05/2026

Episode 492 - Dick on Homeless Surveys Matthew Cox calls in about stealing identities from the homeless and going to prison for $60 million in mortgage fraud, Venezuela is liberated from communists, I take a weed whacker to some dog poop, sacred cow poop on sale at Amazon, and women are upset that Grok puts them in bikinis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39608805

Episode 491 - Dick on Strangest Things 12/28/2025

Episode 491 - Dick on Strangest Things The Stranger Things coming out scene, a bunch of Somalians do day care, two fat women ruin your day, the pivotal decision of GTA 6's pride parades, Calfiornia ruins tortillas, the billionaire tax, and Maddox accidentally turns someone gay in highschool; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39549625

Episode 490 - Dick on Christmas Crash-Outs 12/21/2025

Episode 490 - Dick on Christmas Crash-Outs Vivek's annual Christmas crash-out, Poop Dad is a hit, celebrity boxers getting beat down, Rob Reiner gets killed by REEFER MADNESS, Epstein nostalgia, Congolese monkey meat, fighting misogyny in the UK, women cops vs. a terrorist attack, nerdy women, and a fat woman falls over at Lego Land; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39489295

Episode 489 - Dick on SantaCon 12/15/2025

Episode 489 - Dick on SantaCon Santa rips me off, endangered plants and the Malibu fire, Nick Funetes rapes Piers Morgan, a cholo tries to shake me down, H1-B teachers, the Gravedigger calls in, how to cremate fat people, haunted toys, Luigi Mangione's to-do list, and China lays down the law on delusional women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39411260

Episode 488 - Dick on Cursing on the Moon 12/08/2025

Episode 488 - Dick on Cursing on the Moon Batteries get dumped into Africa, the antisemite of the year award, liquor and machetes for the homeless, a post-stabbing N word defense, terrorism notes for the New IRA, women most affected, a meat skimping conspiracy, blue collar career advice vs. pornography career advice, Furry TMZ, a mystery pooper, the declining quality of Mexicans, why Manny Muskets talks like that, and more Maddox confessional chats; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39323050

Episode 487 - Dick on Black Krang 12/01/2025

Episode 487 - Dick on Black Krang What I want for Christmas, Black Krang, the day the screaming stopped, a woman soldier gets killed, Tucker Carlson says a slur on television, wearing a Santa shirt to go see Santa, eating ice, gay venom, dancing in horse poop in America, underage drinking, rinsing your turkey, and the true story of Thanksgiving; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39215685

Episode 486 - Dick on Grocery Stars 11/24/2025

Episode 486 - Dick on Grocery Stars Downsyndrome flashcards, my truck slowly breaks down, USPS tries to ban illegal truckers, a bunch of Twitter accounts get doxed, a fat woman has two pieces of cake, Somalians autism epidemic, robot prisons, making ice cream cones with your feel, and Intellectual Property; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39150685

Episode 485 - Dick on Quirk Chungus World 11/17/2025

Episode 485 - Dick on Quirk Chungus World Christmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls episode, video games in Quirk Chungus World, a toilet with no seat, Indian airlines and wheelchairs, and Epstein becomes Yakub; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39054265

Episode 484 - Dick on HIPPO Violations 11/10/2025

Episode 484 - Dick on HIPPO Violations A fat woman complains about her health insurance, 50 year mortgages, a "rape chart", women and Communism, a racist's racist, losing at paintball, and a guy has a terrible girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38972845

Episode 483 - Dick on Goat Milk 11/02/2025

Episode 483 - Dick on Goat Milk SNAP covers DoorDash and other astounding facts, a lesbian-run bar has no alcohol, poorly layed cement, I'm sick on Halloween, Tucker Carlson interviews Nick Fuentes, Bill Gates changes his mind on climate change, some old hags complain about Sydney Sweeney's boobs, India has a feces festival, blue collar jobs, and a woman makes dolls out of dead minks, and I need one; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38876490

Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game 10/26/2025

Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game A man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway signs that are not in Hindi, an Amazon driver is upset with me, having to use dog shampoo, and the Sean's Animal Corner Game; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38781315

Episode 481 - Dick on The Gooch Seam 10/20/2025

Episode 481 - Dick on The Gooch Seam A fat teacher leads a No Kings protest, Antifa vs. Antifat, my son has a strange injury, some boys use the n word, The Great Feminization, Gretta Thumberg gets beat up by the IDF, gay DnD, a strange Rippaverse comic about God and detention, a wipe wand demonstration, and VOCs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38640150

Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall 10/13/2025

Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38563960

Episode 479 - Dick on The Pie Piper 10/06/2025

Episode 479 - Dick on The Pie Piper A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, a man named "Jihad" walks into a synagogue, a bird that yells "help", Community Relations Service is dead, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, a reality-based ninja, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, and Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38478260

Episode 478 - Dick on Straight Drop 09/28/2025

Episode 478 - Dick on Straight Drop A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest, ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38386740

Episode 477 - Dick on Henry Ford Fitness 09/22/2025

Episode 477 - Dick on Henry Ford Fitness Trying not to wake the baby, Charlie Kirk's REAL funeral, a man re-invents fitness, sending kids down the slide when they are too young, a fat woman can no longer ride a bicycle, a man dates a Discord, no peeing on the astroturf, the resistence fighters of Ham Planet, "can you imagine if they did the same thing to us", and toe nails getting ripped off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38301740

Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus 09/14/2025

Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38217145

Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi 09/07/2025

Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38121465

Episode 474 - Dick on The Stuntaverse 08/31/2025

Episode 474 - Dick on The Stuntaverse I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38038580

Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy 08/25/2025

Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37948050

Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA 08/17/2025

Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37856235

Episode 471 - Dick on Walking Into Heaven 08/11/2025

Episode 471 - Dick on Walking Into Heaven Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a woman's death, Karl Hamberger is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, and witches on Etsy making bank; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37753955

Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov 08/04/2025

Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37658375

Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife 07/27/2025

Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37570725

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