The Dick Show

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

Episode 485 - Dick on Quirk Chungus World 11/17/2025

Episode 485 - Dick on Quirk Chungus World Christmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls episode, video games in Quirk Chungus World, a toilet with no seat, Indian airlines and wheelchairs, and Epstein becomes Yakub; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39054265

Episode 484 - Dick on HIPPO Violations 11/10/2025

Episode 484 - Dick on HIPPO Violations A fat woman complains about her health insurance, 50 year mortgages, a "rape chart", women and Communism, a racist's racist, losing at paintball, and a guy has a terrible girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38972845

Episode 483 - Dick on Goat Milk 11/02/2025

Episode 483 - Dick on Goat Milk SNAP covers DoorDash and other astounding facts, a lesbian-run bar has no alcohol, poorly layed cement, I'm sick on Halloween, Tucker Carlson interviews Nick Fuentes, Bill Gates changes his mind on climate change, some old hags complain about Sydney Sweeney's boobs, India has a feces festival, blue collar jobs, and a woman makes dolls out of dead minks, and I need one; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38876490

Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game 10/26/2025

Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game A man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway signs that are not in Hindi, an Amazon driver is upset with me, having to use dog shampoo, and the Sean's Animal Corner Game; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38781315

Episode 481 - Dick on The Gooch Seam 10/20/2025

Episode 481 - Dick on The Gooch Seam A fat teacher leads a No Kings protest, Antifa vs. Antifat, my son has a strange injury, some boys use the n word, The Great Feminization, Gretta Thumberg gets beat up by the IDF, gay DnD, a strange Rippaverse comic about God and detention, a wipe wand demonstration, and VOCs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38640150

Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall 10/13/2025

Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38563960

Episode 479 - Dick on The Pie Piper 10/06/2025

Episode 479 - Dick on The Pie Piper A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, a man named "Jihad" walks into a synagogue, a bird that yells "help", Community Relations Service is dead, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, a reality-based ninja, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, and Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38478260

Episode 478 - Dick on Straight Drop 09/28/2025

Episode 478 - Dick on Straight Drop A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest, ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38386740

Episode 477 - Dick on Henry Ford Fitness 09/22/2025

Episode 477 - Dick on Henry Ford Fitness Trying not to wake the baby, Charlie Kirk's REAL funeral, a man re-invents fitness, sending kids down the slide when they are too young, a fat woman can no longer ride a bicycle, a man dates a Discord, no peeing on the astroturf, the resistence fighters of Ham Planet, "can you imagine if they did the same thing to us", and toe nails getting ripped off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38301740

Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus 09/14/2025

Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38217145

Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi 09/07/2025

Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38121465

Episode 474 - Dick on The Stuntaverse 08/31/2025

Episode 474 - Dick on The Stuntaverse I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/38038580

Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy 08/25/2025

Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37948050

Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA 08/17/2025

Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37856235

Episode 471 - Dick on Walking Into Heaven 08/11/2025

Episode 471 - Dick on Walking Into Heaven Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a woman's death, Karl Hamberger is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, and witches on Etsy making bank; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37753955

Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov 08/04/2025

Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37658375

Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife 07/27/2025

Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37570725

Episode 468 - Dick on The Family Man 07/14/2025

Episode 468 - Dick on The Family Man My campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take their hill back, Lena Dunham gains more weight, USAID was full of kindergardeners, the Epstein List, I finally beat RDR2, homeless stories, women run a restaurant, a local hellhole get overrun by police, robots doing Crossfit, and a crash course in audio engineering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37395200

Episode 467 - Dick on Nitrous Wars 07/07/2025

Episode 467 - Dick on Nitrous Wars A nitrous American is beaten by an angry mob in front of my house, ICE clears out Los Angeles, ChatGPT psychosis, we investigate a group of insane people who have relationships with AI boyfriends, a fat woman falls off of a swing set, CAFE regulations are over, Orc City has fallen, waking up babies, and a woman can't stop laughing on Zoom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37301430

Episode 466 - Dick on The Two-Seater 06/30/2025

Episode 466 - Dick on The Two-Seater Road Rage: Boston aftermath, noisy door locks, I sit next to a woman that takes up two seats on an airplane, racist accents, one of the most disgusting erotic stories from a real man of all time, and a sneaky camera for fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37220405

Episode 465 - Dick on Dadmaxxing 06/16/2025

Episode 465 - Dick on Dadmaxxing A woman wrestles a semi truck, the No Kings or Diets protest, dadmaxxing, grandpamaxxing, a garage you can eat off of, Road Rage: Boston, sleep nagging, Maddox releases another banger, Will Smith releases another banger, Johnny Rocket releases another banger, AI Palestinians, "Slam Frank" (Anne Frank with Black people), over-optimising, and SNAP: Soda, Nachos, And Pizza; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/37021775

Episode 464 - Dick on Fat Women Throwing Bicycles 06/09/2025

Episode 464 - Dick on Fat Women Throwing Bicycles A fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, a fat women encourages the rioters, ICE deports my Home Depot, a protester fights an SUV, some Mexicans light themselves on fire, an AI company is oops all indians, a man falls in love with a robot, my wife throws popcorn away, Maddox tries to cancel Road Rage: Boston, Elon's trans daughter tries out a new voice, and a man makes friends with a hot prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36912715

Episode 463 - Dick on The Grave Digger 06/02/2025

Episode 463 - Dick on The Grave Digger ROAD RAGE: BOSTON x WATP LIVE - JUNE 21st- A fat woman makes a run at the alt-right, I get free air conditioning for life, baby advice to ignore the haters, young men are the laziest generation--again, Asmongold watches my clips, the Grave Digger writes in about solving more murders and playing with the cops, drugs for your health, Tinder implements a height filter, and Michael Vick fights the LAPD dogs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36812885

Episode 462 - Dick on Breastfeeding Class 05/26/2025

Episode 462 - Dick on Breastfeeding Class I bomb a joke at breastfeeding class, someone tears a tree out of my yard, 30 year old South Park episodes are banned, a woman forgets to activate a tornado siren, the purpose of AI, flutes and pants, vaccine advice, a lady cop gets her gun taken away from her, a mortician writes in about solving murders, a Kanye freestyle, a fat woman gets stuck in a booth, and arguing with your parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36708560

Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives 05/18/2025

Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, my dad loads a crib into my truck, the baby does a high five, my contractor pisses off the inspector, an X-Men religion, Tim Walz' son is not retarded after all, doctors with grills without borders, The Forever War against women, Nick Fuentes vs. old men, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36617470

Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear 05/12/2025

Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear My hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Pakistan saves the Internet from India, Reddit gets experimented on, nitrous, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, statues of fat Black women pop up all over the Earth, and how many Mexicans does it take to restart a water heater; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36532025

Episode 459 - Dick on Time is a Fat Circle 04/28/2025

Episode 459 - Dick on Time is a Fat Circle Tickets for Road Rage/WATP Boston are up at live.dick.show, my deck is "finished" and I have questions, the speed of technology vs. fat incompetence, murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 porno game, and Hackamania drama; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36333650

Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer 04/22/2025

Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer Jeff Bridges names my son, the deck police chase some burglars, the wedding blackface painter is caught, Kanye blows the Fourth Reich, "You don't complain about Islam enough", a tribal contest to pick up a fat American woman, a gangster photoshops his knuckles, the Chinese attack luxury goods, the perfect amount of women, how to meet friends in the city after 30, and the WATP/TDS Live Show is coming on June 21st; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36259230

Episode 457 - Dick on Obesity Simulation Suits 04/14/2025

Episode 457 - Dick on Obesity Simulation Suits Experts weigh in on experts, every deck in my neighborhood gets busted, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, the Department of War blocks me for telling them not to kill kids, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight Watchers goes bankrupt, Starbucks goes on strike, and fake crazy people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36120790

Episode 456 - Dick on The Liar's Fund 04/07/2025

Episode 456 - Dick on The Liar's Fund Cooking with grease, a woman turns left in a large car, tariffs, Read Dead Redemption 2 is spoiled, Tinder for babies, a man is stabbed over a chair, a woman fixes the ghetto, a guy cheats on his girlfriend... or did he? Chinese Uber drivers, a Samoan sumo wrestler, "don't rob me, I'm Jewish", and three fat women crash a car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/36037305

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