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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito 08/10/2026

Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housing, a Podesta painting in my neighborhood, the Joker stops a mass shooter, and advice for a guy with no friends; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/42378085

Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League 08/02/2026

Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League Morrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the National Anthem at opening day for the Women's Professional Baseball League, creepy robots, and Belgium pays two Black guys to dance around with their weiners out; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/42293450

Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG 07/20/2026

Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting, drive-by hatespeech, and aliens vs. demons; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/42151600

Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief 07/13/2026

Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/42052370

Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts 07/06/2026

Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new Weight Watchers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41971265

Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover 06/29/2026

Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41868355

Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid 06/22/2026

Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid A very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop", and a woman eats the entire food pyramid; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41719990

Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades 06/08/2026

Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry Nowak, and Madcucks calls in to thank everyone for ten years of content; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41568860

Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment 06/01/2026

Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't actually read books, trans lawsuits, and when to beat your kids; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41489540

Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song 05/25/2026

Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los Angeles, how much money Boomers saved, a case for Door Dash, and I am too fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41410880

Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer 05/18/2026

Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's MMA, the Skeletor voice, Mixtape, data centers, Kars 4 Kids, and the fight over Charlie Kirk's everlasting soul; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41327000

Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media 05/11/2026

Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of the Titanic sub idiots, and movies about women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41242890

Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs 05/04/2026

Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue button, "Goyslop" and other hate speech, World War Eleven, high-testosterone men and consensus, cars that watch you, and Netenyahu NOT dropping bombs on a school; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/41136580

Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common 04/20/2026

Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search tools, EMF gene manipulation, EBT ends and 7-Eleven goes out of business, spending too long in prison, and Black people have funeral cardboard cutouts; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40930235

Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises 04/12/2026

Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese builders, Canada's new identity soup, a Denmark race-mixing ad, a wedding weekend with no spouse, OnlyFans advice, and a new firmware update for women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40814740

Episode 504 - Dick on Fat Libs 04/05/2026

Episode 504 - Dick on Fat Libs Whitey is back on the moon, my bathroom falls out of scope, new places to put velour, Fat Libs, Johnny Rocket launches SUPERKILLERs, a mob of bicyclists are arrested, a new opening act, Germany starts to go to war, and Maddox proposes a solution to slow down the rotation of the Earth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40734045

Episode 503 - Dick on Vengeance for All 03/30/2026

Episode 503 - Dick on Vengeance for All Iran makes some AI videos, Salvo Pancakes commits a hate crime, India creates a new kind of music festival, the Sol Ringers Maddox looking and Chad counter, a bolo gun for lady policemen, a car breaking system for screaming, making porn of people you know, criminalizing sauce packets, NY goes dark, and a professional woman bicycler goes off a bridge; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40661655

Episode 502 - Dick on The Day the Chungus Died 03/23/2026

Episode 502 - Dick on The Day the Chungus Died Chuck Norris is dead, Iran blows up Israel's secret nuke lab, a camp for your wife, more Sol Ringers, and a guy who has problems with his mother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40592240

Episode 501 - Dick on Sol Ringers 03/16/2026

Episode 501 - Dick on Sol Ringers Netenyahu is dead, ripping up library books, a guy dies because his ambulance gets stolen, Malcom in the Middle is raped, the Manosphere is devastated, treason on TikTok, 10,000 cops show up for a synagogue shooting, Maddox plays Magic: the Gathering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40501930

Episode 500 - Dick on Chekov's Nuke 03/08/2026

Episode 500 - Dick on Chekov's Nuke Iran fails to deliver a nuke, the hospital loses my kidney stone, birthdays for men, a domestic abuse vasectomy, DEI classes, twinks vs. sissies, fat women vs. rings, a human brain chip plays Doom, and more advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40360280

Episode 499 - Dick on More Ayatollahs 03/01/2026

Episode 499 - Dick on More Ayatollahs Israel goes to war with Iran, things are blown up in Dubai, AirBnb-conditioning, Clawdbot vs. Boomers, Sven Stoffels calls in about Butch Killigan 3 and other things, advice on being gay, a wife folds laundry, baby sign language, a woman is addicted to working out, the BAFTA N-word game, and Smiling Friends is over; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40274570

Episode 498 - Dick on Hitler Ice Cream 02/23/2026

Episode 498 - Dick on Hitler Ice Cream Restore Britain doesn't care, a racist advertisement is banned, a guy gets the world's worst face tattoo, an incident at the pee factory, the Fart N girl deserved it, Pokemon Go back where you came from, a dance interpretation of ICE shootings, and fixing a swing; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40193880

Episode 497 - Dick on SomaliaScan.com 02/16/2026

Episode 497 - Dick on SomaliaScan.com The creator of SomaliScan.com calls in, the Book of Mormon musical gets r*ped, Spencer Pratt runs for mayor of Los Angeles, Clavicular demonstrates "midmaxxing" for Peter Thiel, a "gun person" kills a bunch of kids, the Silence of the Lambs producers apologize, Israel declares war on the United States, no more SBA Loans for Indians, cheating at the Olympics, baby farming, and a pedophile owns school Picture Day; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40121280

Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide 02/09/2026

Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide The Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste development at Microsoft, Black people in Minecraft, a sit-in at Target, and Vinnie's comedy club is attacked by a single protester; all this and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/40038670

Episode 495 - Dick on Emergency Ribs 01/25/2026

Episode 495 - Dick on Emergency Ribs ICE vs. Communists, a Black woman brings ribs to the emergency room, things stuck up butts and other gay walks, synchronized suicide pods, Andrew Tate abuses his son, a news girl and a chair engineer, the UK makes banter illegal, H1B police, women vs. crime and punishment, and bananas and rice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39872540

Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier 01/19/2026

Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier Two fat Mexicans at swimming lessons, NO MA'AM, the UK fails to brainwash young men again, a Reddit mod spergs out, the new fat and Black and gay Star Trek, melon bread, the ADL makes an AI lawsuit machine, and I am attacked by a whale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39788240

Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice 01/10/2026

Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice Royce from "Revenge of the Cis" is in studio! A woman is killed on ice by ICE, the "I'm just a girl" defense, Dan Boingo spergs out, Quirk Chungus, breaking into day care, Time Crisis, fighting with your brother, infiltrating the Plus Size Park Hopper gang, and a Super Size Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39682715

Episode 492 - Dick on Homeless Surveys 01/05/2026

Episode 492 - Dick on Homeless Surveys Matthew Cox calls in about stealing identities from the homeless and going to prison for $60 million in mortgage fraud, Venezuela is liberated from communists, I take a weed whacker to some dog poop, sacred cow poop on sale at Amazon, and women are upset that Grok puts them in bikinis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39608805

Episode 491 - Dick on Strangest Things 12/28/2025

Episode 491 - Dick on Strangest Things The Stranger Things coming out scene, a bunch of Somalians do day care, two fat women ruin your day, the pivotal decision of GTA 6's pride parades, Calfiornia ruins tortillas, the billionaire tax, and Maddox accidentally turns someone gay in highschool; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39549625

Episode 490 - Dick on Christmas Crash-Outs 12/21/2025

Episode 490 - Dick on Christmas Crash-Outs Vivek's annual Christmas crash-out, Poop Dad is a hit, celebrity boxers getting beat down, Rob Reiner gets killed by REEFER MADNESS, Epstein nostalgia, Congolese monkey meat, fighting misogyny in the UK, women cops vs. a terrorist attack, nerdy women, and a fat woman falls over at Lego Land; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/39489295

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