The Dick Show

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

Episode 436 - Dick on Testifying 11/19/2024

Episode 436 - Dick on Testifying Riley goes on trial for criminally harassing Eric July, Mike Tyson throws a fight, RFK brings back beef tallow, Chris the Kiwi writes a poem, a Boeing engineer writes in, big bodies in outer space, dog-free zones to end racism, a burkini, Mexicans working the field, and a woman falls through a jungle gym; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33991657

Episode 435 - Dick on More Gloating 11/11/2024

Episode 435 - Dick on More Gloating Trump wins, Latino men save the country, Black women go on strike, Cat Girl is in jail again, Jay Johnston is getting out of prison, FEMA actually was ignoring Trump voters, Nick Rekieta shows his cuck's web history, Ralph falls out of a chair, women overreact to a joke, Jimmy Kimmel cries, CNN figures out what happens, and teachers fill cry rooms around the world; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33874972

Episode 434 - Dick on Dark Romance Reviews 11/04/2024

Episode 434 - Dick on Dark Romance Reviews A squirrel is killed by the government, Ron Paul is brought back from the dead, a video game makes people upset, JonBreaksBadNews calls in, Jimmy Pesto is sent to prison for a year, rats poop in my grill, cheap Halloween candy, the Vatican has a new mascot, ChatGPT gives women report cards, 6% of Nicaragua moved to the US, a voting machine doesn't work, and we look at bad reviews for women's pornography books; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33770427

Episode 433 - Dick on Guitar Talk 10/28/2024

Episode 433 - Dick on Guitar Talk Sean returns from Japan with a big Guitar Talk, Florida sherriffs lie about weed, we explore Tinder's new "sporty" women category, Trump works at McDonald's, trans women have too many mimosa brunches, Black people think Mexicans are slaves, some liberals go shooting, an Elliott Smith mural is painted over with "Queer Joy", a fat lady tries on some wedding dresses, some squatters in my neighborhood drive off a cliff, DnD introduces sensitivity forms, an IDF soldier regrets bulldozing kids, and a young man writes in about condoms; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33637422

Episode 432 - Dick on Not Spilling Chips in the Car 10/21/2024

Episode 432 - Dick on Not Spilling Chips in the Car Russel Brand sells a magic amulet, California liberals ruin another high tech industry, a Hitler survey, the scope of consent, gay voice, guys playing video games, 40 FEMA guys carry a log, protecting Black men's crypto, a lady spills chips in a car, and Josh Denny fills in for Sean; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33543942

Episode 431 - Dick on The Tungsteñera 10/14/2024

Episode 431 - Dick on The Tungsteñera Adult trick or treating, some UCB guys make a political ad, a trans storm trooper, the WNBA fights reading books, Sven Stoffels calls in with Butch Killigan 2, a Boeing insider, fake sex robots, cops get paid to fail a math test, obesity is falling, and some furry news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33446662

Episode 430 - Dick on Bad Bail 10/07/2024

Episode 430 - Dick on Bad Bail The Joker is sexually assaulted, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33354462

Episode 429 - Dick on "The Newly Ped" Game 09/30/2024

Episode 429 - Dick on "The Newly Ped" Game The "Mr. McMahon" documentary, Moo Deng fever, Cat Girl goes to jail, Maddox defends his bicycle, the president of Haiti drinks water incorrectly, women try to figure out a propeller, millennials and choking, and Collin Shumaker calls in with his hit new flashmob gameshow for pedophiles "The Newly Ped Game"; all that and more this week on The Dick show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33263462

Episode 428 - Dick on Character Creation 09/23/2024

Episode 428 - Dick on Character Creation $6 million squatters, a fake Mexican accent, "Am I Racist?", the IRS Union endorses Kamala, exploding pagers, fat lady firemen, sundown towns, AI vs. men, and Dirty Dalish reads the news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33164867

Episode 427 - Dick on Excuse Me, I'm Speaking 09/16/2024

Episode 427 - Dick on Excuse Me, I'm Speaking Small businesses claiming parking spots, reverse burns and failed burns, Hamilton sucks, eating dogs and cats, kids selling PS5s in the ghetto, inclusive math, Maddox's How to Punch Up a Script, the my property supercut, and advice for Captain Save-A-Ho; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/33067897

Episode 426 - Dick on Oinkamania 09/09/2024

Episode 426 - Dick on Oinkamania Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32967837

Episode 425 - Dick on Good Advice 09/02/2024

Episode 425 - Dick on Good Advice Karl and Vinnie call in for a Scum Parade, I go on Destiny's show in Miami, Brazil is over, girls pretending to be trans women, a guy needs advice with a woman, a woman plays the war game--and gets the answers wrong, Nick Rekieta gets a cuck arrested on revenge porn charges, homework in cubits, pigeon milk, and the Chase Bank Infinite Money Glitch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32859877

Episode 424 - Dick on Kamikaze Scooters 08/26/2024

Episode 424 - Dick on Kamikaze Scooters Once again I get no credit, an illegal shower, a fat women crashes a scooter, a man throws up in a trash can, a tax on temporarily embarrassed billionaires, someone's girlfriend's sister has huge cans, a gay shirt, Telegram is killed, Rekieta updates, and communists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32737922

Episode 423 - Dick on The Infinity Hoop 08/19/2024

Episode 423 - Dick on The Infinity Hoop Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hate scarves, and Nick Rekeita gets his kids back; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32633702

Episode 422 - Dick on B-Dancing 08/12/2024

Episode 422 - Dick on B-Dancing Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls are their children, and how fat is too fat if a girl has huge cans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32539097

Episode 421 - Dick on Large-Bodied Bicyclers 08/05/2024

Episode 421 - Dick on Large-Bodied Bicyclers Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32446262

Episode 420 - Dick on Disney Rash 07/22/2024

Episode 420 - Dick on Disney Rash Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for how to argue with your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32239217

Episode 419 - Dick on Big Grrrls Bodyguards 07/15/2024

Episode 419 - Dick on Big Grrrls Bodyguards Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32135512

Episode 418 - Dick on New Weights 07/08/2024

Episode 418 - Dick on New Weights The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/32043657

Episode 417 - Dick on Hipster Prison 07/01/2024

Episode 417 - Dick on Hipster Prison Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31956992

Episode 416 - Dick on the Hair in Your Curse 06/24/2024

Episode 416 - Dick on the Hair in Your Curse My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and everyone knows somehow; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31861502

Episode 415 - Dick on Rain Man Flag Laws 06/17/2024

Episode 415 - Dick on Rain Man Flag Laws Eric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "not possible to cut defense costs", drafting women, and a man escapes some prostitutes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31768645

Episode 414 - Dick on Riley's Arrest 06/10/2024

Episode 414 - Dick on Riley's Arrest Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31676207

Episode 413 - Dick on Stoplight Sensors 06/04/2024

Episode 413 - Dick on Stoplight Sensors The Vito Friend Experience, a No Simps protest, three and a half walled showers, ductility, the pope uses the f-slur, home insurance companies having to pay money, a German policeman gets stabbed, Yaira and disrespect, a criminal defense lawyer calls in about Nick's too much fun case, and a woman explains stoplight sensors; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31593962

Episode 412 - Dick on Hooooo Boy! 05/28/2024

Episode 412 - Dick on Hooooo Boy! Nick Rekieta is arrested for possession of cocaine, a woman list her accomplishments, some young men check my mysoginy, a man dates a woman, Teslas auto-driving slowly in the fast lane, space, the Mandella effect hits me, and a guy spent thousands of dollars on dating apps; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31490822

Episode 411 - Dick on Tankerbelle 05/20/2024

Episode 411 - Dick on Tankerbelle A bunch of truck stop hogs go on the attack, a bunch of green energy property tax scams, a guy's testicles get twisted, homless Cheers in San Fransisco, the diversity awards, time off for periods, throwing babies into dumpsters, Romeo and Juliet, 20 Indian men stuck on a ship, and men in gaming; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31378902

Episode 410 - Dick on the Butt Wand 05/14/2024

Episode 410 - Dick on the Butt Wand We read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31285077

Episode 409 - Dick on the Bearllema 05/06/2024

Episode 409 - Dick on the Bearllema Women vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots, the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31138493

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems 04/29/2024

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/31034668

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ 04/22/2024

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of events; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! /episode/index/show/thedickshow/id/30928538

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