DU Football Show
The Drunkard United Football Show is a completely biased recap of the English Premier Football League, as told by two common American schmucks. oh, and we drink during the podcast and will teach you a bit or two about good booze.
info_outline EPL Week 32+33: “Prissy Pants” 07/07/2020
EPL Week 32+33: “Prissy Pants” The Drunkard United show recaps week 32 and 33 of the English Premier League. West Ham fights to separate from the relegation battle, Newcastle is on fire, the Blades rebound, Watford is sleepwalking, and Villa still can’t score. The Sams cover all 16 games, discuss Klopp’s press conference, and one of Sam’s hit their bet and the other falls deeper into the hole.
info_outline EPL Week 31: “Sex Rabbits” 06/30/2020
EPL Week 31: “Sex Rabbits” Drunkard United recaps and analyzes all 13 games from last week’s English Premier League matches. Liverpool won, and Evertonian supporter Sam Huston has to give them their due. Chelsea vs City was the match of the week, no one in the bottom seems to want to stay up, and the guys are still losing money on their bets.
info_outline EPL Week 30: “Footy is Back!” 06/23/2020
EPL Week 30: “Footy is Back!” We finally get the end of week 29 of the English Premier League, and Sam Huston and Sam Graham watched every game of week 30. The Sams cover all twelve games, they have both already lost their bets, and they still find time to check in with the Belarusian league.
info_outline DU Special: drinks with Vitali Trubila of the FC Slutsk 06/19/2020
DU Special: drinks with Vitali Trubila of the FC Slutsk Producer Mel finally produced us something, an interview with a professional footballer. Sam Huston and Sam Graham talked defender Vitali Trubila of our new favorite Belarusian Premier League team, the FK Slutsks. Since we got up early for the call, we are drinking Bloody Mary’s made with Pau Maui Handcrafted Vodka, Chesapeake Reserve Bloody Mary Mix with Blue Crab, Baltimore Bitters by 1821
info_outline No EPL week 13 “Guten Tag, Auf Wiedersehen and F-ing Pantalones” 06/09/2020
No EPL week 13 “Guten Tag, Auf Wiedersehen and F-ing Pantalones” We are getting close to the restart of English Premier League, and the Sams discuss their watchability, they catch up on the Man City arbitration, transfers and rumors.
info_outline No EPL week 12 “All abord the FC Slutsk train” 06/02/2020
No EPL week 12 “All abord the FC Slutsk train” The whole team is back in studio. People and Football players all over the world are showing support for the Floyd protests, the English Premier league is starting backup and Sam Huston highlights in blue a tram-shamocracy, and DU moves all in supporting a Belarusian team.
info_outline No EPL week 11 “Hail to the King” 05/26/2020
No EPL week 11 “Hail to the King” The whole team is back in studio. Will the EPL be back by the end of June, is the New Castle sale done, which players don’t want to come back, and how mad will Graham get when listeners compare Canton to Henry? Those questions require a drink, so the boys are sipping on Kaiyo Japanese whiskey.
info_outline No EPL week 10 “Yay, Sports!” 05/19/2020
No EPL week 10 “Yay, Sports!” Some form of sports is back! Germany’s football league started back up, and the Sams speculate the English Premier League will use them as a playbook for their own restart. Meanwhile in South Korea – are those sex dolls filling the stands? The show regulars are still betting on the Vyšejšaja Liha aka Belarusian football, and is the actual DUFC team ready to play again?
info_outline No EPL week 9 “My Safe Word is Arsenal” 05/12/2020
No EPL week 9 “My Safe Word is Arsenal” Just because there is no EPL doesn’t mean the Sams don’t have topics to talk about. Germany’s football league is starting up again, Mike Ashley is increasingly annoyed that the Saudi deal isn’t finished, and another Premier League player gets in trouble for a party. Sam Graham is drinking Zoom Robert Burns Scotch Whisky, and Sam Huston is enjoying Woodford Reserve Wheat
info_outline No EPL week 7 “Twocastle is Burning" 04/28/2020
No EPL week 7 “Twocastle is Burning" This week the Sams tackle a controversial topic: The potential sale of Newcastle to Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, but they don’t do it alone. Joining the show via Zoom is Alan and Keith of the Mobtown Magpies.
info_outline No EPL week 6: "Interchangeable Parts: Take two" 04/22/2020
No EPL week 6: "Interchangeable Parts: Take two" Just because there are no games, doesn’t mean there isn’t EPL topics to cover. The Sams delve into fantasy land and rank how the teams should finish the season and why. In prediction time, we check in with the bets happing in the Belarusian Premier League, and Graham is still winning with FC Slutsk.
info_outline No EPL week 5: "No Tengo" 04/14/2020
No EPL week 5: "No Tengo" Just because there are no games, doesn’t mean there isn’t EPL topics to cover. First up, the Sams discuss the “To Furlough or not to Furlough” options, and they wonder where all the big teams have spent their money. They speculate on how the games could played, is Wembley an option, and they have transfer rumors and funny news. Grab a drink and listen. Sam Huston is sipping on Wyoming Whiskey, and Sam Graham has a glass of Mezcal Vago.
info_outline No EPL week 4: "F'n Scousers" 04/07/2020
No EPL week 4: "F'n Scousers" The word of the day is furlough. The Sams discuss how the teams are treating their staff, and some are doing better than others. The boys are apart for recording, so Graham is drinking Balblair 15-year-old whiskey and Huston is drinking Del Bac Dorado, single malt whiskey.
info_outline No EPL week 3: "He was pissed as a fart" 03/31/2020
No EPL week 3: "He was pissed as a fart" No EPL? No Problem! The Sams have plenty to talk about. They wonder if this season will get played out, and if it does – what does that mean for the bottom six teams? Graham has resorted to betting on Belarusian Premier League, and Producer Mel has the full scoop on Jack Grealish’s weekend antics.
info_outline No EPL week 2: "Don’t be a mouth breather" 03/24/2020
No EPL week 2: "Don’t be a mouth breather" No EPL? No Problem! The Sam’s have plenty to talk about. They pontificate on when EPL will return and what till happen to the season, Sam Graham has some TV recommendations, and Sam Huston needs to get a rant out of his system. We are drinking Enigma. The second in The Glenlivet mystery series. No cask information. No tasting notes. Can you solve the puzzle? Grab a drink and listen
info_outline Epl week ??? "Its Corona Time" 03/17/2020
Epl week ??? "Its Corona Time" Sam Huston and Sam Graham are back for the sorta epic football trip abroad. First half they were at the Arsenal and Everton matches, second half was the escape from London after English Premier League shut down matches.
info_outline EPL Week 28 “The Streak is Still Alive” 03/03/2020
EPL Week 28 “The Streak is Still Alive” It’s a bittersweet episode because, Big Sam Huston is happy Liverpool lost, but he is also tortured by a bad VAR call that cost Everton their match. The boys preview their upcoming trip to England, check in with their bets, and Producer Mel recaps her fist cup game experience.
info_outline EPL week 27 “Love Cross” 02/25/2020
EPL week 27 “Love Cross” Lots on the show this week; Sam Huston and Sam Graham take a road trip to the Abbey Bar in Baltimore for the so called DU Derby, West Hamm almost beat Liverpool, VAR had some epic fails, and Producer Mel has another shot of Malort. We are drinking Bakers 7 Kentucky Straight Bourbon 107 Proof, so grab your own drink and listen.
info_outline EPL week 26b “Forever Bro” 02/18/2020
EPL week 26b “Forever Bro” The Sams are back for the second half of Premier league matches, and there is plenty of controversy to cover. Poor producer Mel gets another shot of Malort for Villa’s loss, while Sam Huston and Sam Graham are sippin’ on whisky of the year’, George Dickel Bottled in Bond.
info_outline The Drunk Transfer Recap show 02/13/2020
The Drunk Transfer Recap show The transfer deadline has come and gone, so after drinking through the main show and the “Injury Time” show, the Sams are properly lubricated for the traditional drunk transfer recap. Producer Mel apologies for all pronunciations that were harmed during the recording.
info_outline EPL week 26a “Ting Ting” 02/11/2020
EPL week 26a “Ting Ting” There may only be three games to cover, but the league gave the guys plenty of topics. Important issues need to be addressed: a missing sock, a pitch invader, a house, a fight, and how not to celebrate a goal. The Sams are drinking The Lost Distillery Company’s Benachie Scotch whisky.
info_outline EPL week 25 “Bustin a gut” 02/04/2020
EPL week 25 “Bustin a gut” This week on the Drunkard United football, the competition for regulation is getting rough, Liverpool is still unstoppable, and what a difference a good manager can make. Join Sam Huston and Sam Graham as they break down the week’s games. The guys are sipping on Glenrothes speyside single malt scotch, so grab a drink and listen.
info_outline EPL week 24 “Chesty” 01/28/2020
EPL week 24 “Chesty” The Drunkard United football show covers week 24 of the English Premier League football. No Malort for us again, and Sam Graham hit his bet – what is the world coming to? This week we are drinking Aberlour Highland Single Malt Scotch Whiskey. Grab your own drink and listen.
info_outline FA Cup 4th round Preview show 01/23/2020
FA Cup 4th round Preview show We recorded this one late Monday, so the Sams have had quite a few drinks before diving into the 4th round of the FA cup. There are 15 Premier league clubs, 11 Championship league cubs, 4 league 1 clubs and Northhampton Town is the only league 2 club left.
info_outline EPL week 23 “No Malört Monday” 01/21/2020
EPL week 23 “No Malört Monday” The Drunkard United Football Show is back to ponder the big questions. Should Cook start playing goalie? Is Liverpool making history? Which team is definitely getting regulated? Why doesn't Mo Salah have chest hair?