DU Football Show
The Drunkard United Football Show is a completely biased recap of the English Premier Football League, as told by two common American schmucks. oh, and we drink during the podcast and will teach you a bit or two about good booze.
info_outline EPL International Break “F’ing VAR” 10/15/2019
EPL International Break “F’ing VAR” Another International break, so the Sams are using this time to vent about VAR. What is the point of VAR, who is it helping, how is it being used, when has its gone wrong and where it has sucked the joy out of the game. Sam Huston and Sam Graham are hopped up on Buckfast and Glenfiddich for this one.
info_outline EPL Week 8 “All the Physics” 10/08/2019
EPL Week 8 “All the Physics” It is week 8 of the English Premier League, and Sam Huston and Sam Graham are here to breakdown all the games. There are so many questions: Which game was a “Dumpster Fire vs a Shit Show?” Is Graham recovered from his vacation? Has Everton’s season already broke Huston? Can a special guest caller help? Why is the chicken winning all the bets? Grab a drink and give the show a listen.
info_outline EPL Week 7 “Mr. MVP” 10/01/2019
EPL Week 7 “Mr. MVP” Sam Graham is back from his European Vacation, and he has a lot to say. Sam Huston has a special surprise guest swing by the studio, and we are drinking the oddest assortment of beverages. This week it's Beer, Buckfast Tonic Wine, and the cocktail Man Cities aka Tequila Sunrises, but only one of us is drinking Malort.
info_outline EPL Week 6: “Everyone scores a goal” 09/24/2019
EPL Week 6: “Everyone scores a goal” Sam Graham is still tearing up London, so Sam Huston’s cohost is former Drunkard United player and good friend, Rob Holmes. They are joined in studio by returning guest Josh, who is a Liverpool fan and current DU player. We go over the games, make our predictions, and check in with the club team, while drinking Oban’s Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky from the Game of Thrones line.
info_outline EPL week 5: “A shoulder to nuzzle on” 09/17/2019
EPL week 5: “A shoulder to nuzzle on” Sam Graham is on his European Vacation, so Sam Huston is joined in studio by Toon Army Alan Llanes. They break down the weeks games while sipping on Filibuster’s Dual Cask Bourbon. In Prediction Time, we feed the cup of losers and Huston has another lock of the week bet. Grab a drink, and give it a listen.
info_outline EPL International Break: Fantasy Edition 09/10/2019
EPL International Break: Fantasy Edition It’s just after the International Break for the English Premier League, so Sam Huston and Sam Graham focus on fantasy football with special in studio guest JB McConville. They also grade the teams in their progress so far and make their prediction bets. Can the Sam’s finally bet better than a chicken this week?
info_outline EPL week 3: “A bunch of Screamers” 08/27/2019
EPL week 3: “A bunch of Screamers” Sam Huston and Sam Graham recap week three of the English Premier League. Everton lost to Aston Villa, so Big Sam owes 4 shots of Malort for a pre-season bet. Joining him in his misery, a special fan calls in for his first shot of “Mike Ashley in a bottle”. Man U is still a sh!t show, we have your predictions, and Jamie F’ing Vardy goes on a date. Sit back, grab a drink, relax, and enjoy!
info_outline The Sam Graham Drunken Transfer Recap Show 08/15/2019
The Sam Graham Drunken Transfer Recap Show Last Monday after the show, the guys had a few more beverages until they were both lubricated enough to do the English Premier League transfer recap. Here it is, unedited, in all its drunken glory.
info_outline EPL week 1: “4-yr-old Temper Tantrum” 08/13/2019
EPL week 1: “4-yr-old Temper Tantrum” It’s the second season of the Drunkard United football show and Sam Huston and Sam Graham are here with their biased recap of the English Premier soccer league. The bottle of Jeppson’s Malort is back to scorn the losers. This week’s target is a Huston, but it’s not Sam. Producer Mel does a shot for Aston Villa’s loss to the Spurs. For predictions, who is better at picking games this week? Huston? Graham? A 4th grader? Or the Chicken?
info_outline Summer Sessions week 12 “Everton Extravaganza” 08/08/2019
Summer Sessions week 12 “Everton Extravaganza” Last show before the new season begins and its all Everton all the time. Joining Sam Huston in studio is John from the DC Toffees and skyping in from Australia isn’t Tim Cahill, it is the other Tim. How long until Arsenal is brought up? Sam Graham isn’t even in the studio, so they have no excuse.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 11 “the Silly Bird show” 08/06/2019
Summer Sessions week 11 “the Silly Bird show” Sam Huston walks alone while he surrounded in studio by Liverpool fans. Joining us this week is resident stand in co-host Russ, and an actual good player from DU, Josh. Graham is on another vacation, but he still somehow manages to make a magical appearance on the show. This week we are drinking Foursquare Empery 14 year old Fine Barbados Rum.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 10 “We never talk about Arsenal” 08/01/2019
Summer Sessions week 10 “We never talk about Arsenal” Friend of the Show Simon Torres returns to talk all things Arsenal with Sam Graham. Since Sam Huston doesn’t have to drive the bus, he breaks his boozefast immediately with an icehouse and a whiskey, but the rest of us were drinking Tequila Ocho Single Estate Plata Tequila 2016
info_outline Summer Sessions week 9 “Cramming” 07/30/2019
Summer Sessions week 9 “Cramming” Since there are more teams than time, Sam Huston and Sam Graham cover Chelsea, Tottenham, and Burnley. The guys get into speculations, a DUFC update, and two out of three of us are sipping Casamigo Añejo Tequila aka George Clooney’s stuff.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 8 “Man U Shitshow Spectacular” 07/25/2019
Summer Sessions week 8 “Man U Shitshow Spectacular” This week it’s the Manchester United fan show aka the shitshow spectacular. Sam Huston and Sam Graham are joined in studio by local fans Ray and Ale’. The boys bust balls while sipping on Flamingos made with Ron Del Barrilito Rum.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 7 “A Wolf and a Hammer walk into a bar” 07/23/2019
Summer Sessions week 7 “A Wolf and a Hammer walk into a bar” The DU Football show is coast to coast and global. This week the Sams are joined via skype by two fans in Houston, TX. First up is Paul, a Wolverhampton supporter, then we talk to West Ham supporter Chris. We get into some speculation, regular ball busting, and most of us are drinking Chairman’s reserve Finest Rum, The Forgotten Casks.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 6 “Frenemies” 07/16/2019
Summer Sessions week 6 “Frenemies” On this week’s episode, the Sams entertain a couple guests in studio who are also team rivals. Its Paul’s second time back representing Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club, and he fights for the mic with Brad, who supports Crystal Palace. Sam Graham is recovering from a very serious case of not having pneumonia, and Sam Huston is to sober to perform without mistakes.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 5 “Rich Entitled Kids” 07/09/2019
Summer Sessions week 5 “Rich Entitled Kids” Sam Huston and Sam Graham are joined in studio by Man City supporter Ethan, who likes to remind us how many titles they’ve won. This week we are drinking Plantation Rum in a black tea punch.
info_outline Summer Sessions week 4 “Farking Farce ” 07/02/2019
Summer Sessions week 4 “Farking Farce ” Its week 4 of Summer Sessions. Sam Huston and Sam Graham are joined in studio by Sheffield United supporter Nick from the Baltimore Blades. They talk about Sheffield’s pitfalls and potential, then they cover Norwich City, even though they couldn’t get a rep in studio. Aren’t they nice?
info_outline Summer Sessions week 2 “Pro-Arsenal Agenda” 06/18/2019
Summer Sessions week 2 “Pro-Arsenal Agenda” Speed Dating round 2: Two Castle edition. Sam Huston and Sam Graham are joined by “Toon Army” member Allen, who is here to talk Newcastle Football Club and the English Premier League. Graham keeps promoting his pro-Arsenal agenda and Huston talks Allen into punishing himself with a shot a Malört, which is promptly renamed “Mike Ashley in a Bottle”
info_outline Summer Sessions week 1 “Villanista” 06/11/2019
Summer Sessions week 1 “Villanista” It’s time for Summer School! Sam Huston and Sam Graham have their first summer session with special guest Lindsey, who is an Aston Villa supporter (and also British, so the guys think she gives them more credibility). Producer Mel finally starts to pay attention, the Sams speculate on the future, and the ‘English Press’ returns with some news.
info_outline European Recap “Power drink and puke in a fireplace” 06/04/2019
European Recap “Power drink and puke in a fireplace” Sam Huston and Sam Graham do a European recap, they look at future possibilities, more fan mail, and Graham takes a shot of Malort for Arsenal’s abysmal performance.
info_outline EPL week 38: “Put a Bow On It” 05/14/2019
EPL week 38: “Put a Bow On It” It’s the last week of English Premier League games, and Manchester City won the title. Sam Huston is still enjoying giving Everton credit for Liverpool being “first losers,” but Sam Graham is the big winner in the prediction contest, and he gets to serve up three shots of Malort.
info_outline EPL week 37: “Official Ball of God” 05/09/2019
EPL week 37: “Official Ball of God” Sam Huston is back from New Orleans, and he might still might be drunk, but the guys press on and recap week 37 of English Premier games. The title is coming down to the final week, and nobody seems to want to play in Champions league next year.