The Failcast

Join Fenix and a variety of co-hosts as they do there best to help everyone feel a little less stupid by reading (and ridiculing) the most atrocious news articles parading the misfortunes of those who come from the proverbial shallow end of the gene pool.

Failcast 179: 2020 10/11/2020

Failcast 179: 2020 The Failcast is BACK! Steve Stiffler, Jolly, and first-time guest KY Sympson are in studio to dissect the best worst vacation of all time! We cover the escapades of the family attempting to take a three week working vacation and failing at every turn. /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/16407611

Failcast 178: Kayfabe 03/18/2018

Failcast 178: Kayfabe The Failcast returns this week as WOKEN Fenix is joined by returning guest host Brother Shame. They guys are back in action and have a ton to of topics to unload on including abducting friends and forcing them into recording, Snapchat, nostalgia, the cloud, Fenix's Christmas Eve experience, the debut of a new wrestling podcast, . Also on this episode: 179 People of Walmart Vine Snapshat WWE /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/6379414

Failcast 177: Lay It On Me 09/03/2017

Failcast 177: Lay It On Me The Failcast returns this week as Fenix is joined by returning guest host Shame. Together the guys discuss President Trump (briefly), the definition of warm porn, professional wrestling, Mayweather vs McGregor, and leaving a convicted arsonist at a party. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/5711258

Failcast 176: At Least I Know 02/05/2017

Failcast 176: At Least I Know The Failcast returns this week as Fenix is joined by two returning guest hosts Dave (It's Saul Good, Man! and the Nothing Important Podcast) and Dave (now employed). This week the guys discuss what it means to be proud to be an American, cutting memories out in post, the history of Jones, the Mario Party watching technique, the presidency and Creationism. Fenix has the equipment Pink stuff of music SportsChat returns Fenix writes his first joke Butcher of quotes /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/5064512

Failcast 175: Simoleons Can't Buy Happiness 07/10/2016

Failcast 175: Simoleons Can't Buy Happiness Fenix is joined again this week by fan-mega-favorites Mogo1212, ENellz, and Biscuit for another super drunk episode discussing more hot topics such as Biscuit boob grabs, the new danger of drinking, periphititty, Freaky Jimmy, and laugh like witches. Also on this episode: Let's get drunked Man or pregnant Mushroom stamp Back door compliment Slow-gan /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4514121

Failcast 174: Unorthodontics 05/15/2016

Failcast 174: Unorthodontics Fenix is joined this week by fan-favorites Mogo1212 and ENellz, and first-timer Zees (a.k.a. biscuit) for an extra drunk episode discussing microphone presence, the really windy city, boob and nut adjustments, women vs. girls vs. chicks, Splenda daddies, ABC, and breast feeding in public. Also on this episode: Three twelve AM Interjection! Breasticles Nuthuggers FYTMI Boobs are food /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4379366

Failcast 173: The Best Worst Week 03/27/2016

Failcast 173: The Best Worst Week Fenix and Jarrett discuss yet another of Fenix's misadventures, this time at work. The guys go on to discuss things trees smell like, how Illinois saves money and makes money, more bad business ideas, and a round of Two Fails and a Lie. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4257273

Failcast 172: Green Eggs and SPAM 03/20/2016

Failcast 172: Green Eggs and SPAM Fenix, Jarrett, and Jay discuss Fenix's failed adventure in cooking, Jarrett is twice the man he used to be, Guardians of the Galaxy, things girls do, the unfortunate results of butt-chugging, a death from regular old mouth chugging, and the problems in Flint. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4257279

Failcast 171: SPOILER ALERT 01/24/2016

Failcast 171: SPOILER ALERT Fenix, Don, and Jarrett are here to spoil the hell out of Star Wars Episode VII. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4121705

Failcast 170: No Star Wars Spoilers 01/10/2016

Failcast 170: No Star Wars Spoilers Fenix and Jarrett are back for the final episode of 2015. This week the guys discuss technical difficulties on the show, I Don't Want To Talk About It, ideas cut from Star Wars 1 through 6, the worst Force power: Force Rape, and another round of Two Fails and a Lie. Also on this episode: -That will be cut -H1N1 -Shkleri -Accidental rape -Plug Saber /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4076243

Failcast 169: Dude, You're Getting a Fail 12/13/2015

Failcast 169: Dude, You're Getting a Fail Fenix and Jarrett (formerly FOAS) return along with a call-in from Don to discuss hot, current topics like the Dell Dude, what happens after we die, Failsgiving and the Gestapo, filipino turduckin, 301, and one major burglary fail. Also on this episode: - The Don not Duhduhdon - Alternative vs Associated - OSHA fail - Group texts - Brokebackgiving /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4022161

Failcast 168: Fappy Hour 12/06/2015

Failcast 168: Fappy Hour Fenix and FOAS are back for another one! This time the guys discuss offensive bumper stickers, how not to get a car up a hill, a series of fails in the Laquan McDonald case, pillaging, and pornhub insights. Also on this episode: -Heaven -Don't want to talk about it -Fitting the narritive -Exposure -Mad props on him -Pornhub v Fallout 4 -Special guest /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/4007099

Failcast 167: We're Back! 11/29/2015

Failcast 167: We're Back! Believe it or not, we're walking on air... Wait, no! I mean we're back! 6 months and 12 days after the previous episode, The Failcast returns with Matthew Fenix and the long-awaited return of FOAS! This week we catch up on discussing topics like Cosby, taking advantage of yourself, and a new segment. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3986333

Failcast 166: Fish Are Not Pets 05/31/2015

Failcast 166: Fish Are Not Pets Fenix is joined by NGD for this episode discussing Taco Bell breakfast, how to spend fifty bucks at White Castle, waking up in a dream, firewalls, hillbilly beer, tuna piano, Mother's Day plans, Facebook vs Timehop, and the effects of Busch Light. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3593041

Failcast 165: I'll Let You Know 03/01/2015

Failcast 165: I'll Let You Know Fenix is joined by Shame for a podcast about dive bars, outtakes, karaoke, dashboard Jesus, Charles Manson, and freemium gaming. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3396195

Failcast 164: Babies R Punched 02/22/2015

Failcast 164: Babies R Punched Fenix is joined once again by returning cohost Shame for a podcast about SNL40, Justin Bieber, cats, Bill Cosby, punching babies, Randy Quaid, and Bruce Jenner. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3382728

Failcast 163: Jump the Shark 02/15/2015

Failcast 163: Jump the Shark Fenix is joined by returning cohost Shame for a podcast about the Super Bowl, raffles, pit stains, job interviews, the Royal Rumble, American Sniper, and the NFL and Prostitution. WARNING! Fenix is very drunk on this episode and the show starts to suffer from it about halfway through! Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3380223

Failcast 162: Hear You Me 01/20/2015

Failcast 162: Hear You Me Fenix is joined by first-timer Amy for an extremely drunken episode about alcohol, drugs, and music, cats, embarassing Facebook posts, getting drunk at the bar with your ex, talk about Matt for a long time, puking on your friend's girlfriend, ICP, HIV, AIDS, and other acronyms. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3307434

Failcast 161: The Midas Touch 10/19/2014

Failcast 161: The Midas Touch Fenix is joined by Nails for this long-overdue episode. The guys discuss how many cats one is allowed to own, the fact that Elvis had a twin, truly offensive bumper stickers, and the Do You Remember segment makes a return. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3141834

Failcast 160: Dick Toast 08/31/2014

Failcast 160: Dick Toast Fenix is joined by Nice Guy Dave a.k.a. NGD a.k.a. Noodles for this episode about Bakon, cutting the cable, the iPhone Fives, the Simpsons / Family Guy crossover, women, and Fenix throws a cat. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3051128

Failcast 159: Patent Trolls 08/10/2014

Failcast 159: Patent Trolls Fenix is joined by Jay after a 65 episode break! The guys discuss what Jay has been up to, a live show that doesn't happen, a little trip down memory lane, fighting without a leg to stand on, poor journalism, deadly policies, . Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/3004621

Failcast 158: Pink Sock 07/20/2014

Failcast 158: Pink Sock Fenix is rejoined by Wes and Rich, as well as a new small studio audience. This week we discuss a whole second load of random crap. Really. We do it again. This week we discuss pranks and prancing, some SportsChat, somehow Bettylou (the person and the cat) gets brought up again, turning down the News, ice in the urinals, a bull hurts people, and how the internet is awesome and ruins everything! Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2967767

Failcast 157: Intervention 07/06/2014

Failcast 157: Intervention Fenix is joined by two hosts from the past, Wes and Rich, as well as a small studio audience. This week we discuss a whole load of random crap. Really. This episode starts strong and gets way out of control, but at least it's funny and the outtake section is BACK! Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2936250

Failcast 156: The Failcast LIVE - Part 3 06/01/2014

Failcast 156: The Failcast LIVE - Part 3 Fenix is joined by Nice Guy Dave and AC to finish listening to and discussing the Failcast LIVE. Listen in for the exciting conclusion to The Failcast's first venture into live podcasting. /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2936245

Failcast 155: The Failcast LIVE - Part 2 05/25/2014

Failcast 155: The Failcast LIVE - Part 2 Fenix is joined by Dave Dave to continue listening to and discussing the Failcast LIVE. This definitely continues to be a must-listen. /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2936243

Failcast 154: The Failcast LIVE - Part 1 05/18/2014

Failcast 154: The Failcast LIVE - Part 1 Fenix is joined Dave Dave and AC via Skype to discuss, and then listen to, the fiasco that was the Failcast LIVE. Even if you were there for the live show, this is definitely a must listen! /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2936239

Failcast 153: Super Cancer 04/09/2014

Failcast 153: Super Cancer Fenix is joined live in studio by the infamous AC to cover hot topics like the first Failcast Live, Wrestlemania, gold is the new bronze, the death of the Ultimate Warrior, mean cat, power laces, and AC almost makes the universe collapse. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2936236

Failcast 152: I Never 03/27/2014

Failcast 152: I Never Fenix is joined by Unemployed Dave, Steve, and Shame for a night of wicked debauchery. This week the guy discuss job fairs, bring in a new game, find a link between Steve's boredom and cheapness, discuss penises (or penii) and girlfriends, and the nod. Also on this episode: /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2936231

Failcast: Episode Zero 11/01/2009

Failcast: Episode Zero This brief episode is here to explain who we are, why we're here, and what happened to us at the hands of GoDaddy. /episode/index/show/thefailcast/id/2924124

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