The Ghoul Tank

We're two buds who love ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and monsters so much that we've decided to make our own! Join us in our journey to come up with the next big cryptid!

Episode 26: Mascarltons 06/26/2020

Episode 26: Mascarltons This weeks episode has it all! $12,000 hotdog franchise ideas, the Loch Ness Monster, and Lachlans weird quarantine obsessions! This weeks creation is a doozy! We bring you Mascarlton. You know? Like Mascarlton? Get it? Eh, don't worry about it, it isn't even that good. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Email us at [email protected] Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. Stay Spooky, and Stay safe! /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/14982875

Episode 25: The Authors 06/12/2020

Episode 25: The Authors Howdy there spooks and spectres! We've got a short one for you today. Schedules are hard and the fact that this episode even happened is a miracle of chance. Anyway, this episode is quite a good time! We've got Coffee, Ninja Murtles, and a lazily designed DC Comics super villain. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/14805269

Episode 24: Kleptocle (Feat. Mike!) 05/22/2020

Episode 24: Kleptocle (Feat. Mike!) It's the Pocket Podcast Networks guest month! For this very special episode we have Michael from Green Mountain Mysteries. We have some goofs, we have some laughs, but most importantly we create a new spooky child. Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries at pocketpodcastnetwork.com or anywhere you find podcasts! Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. Stay spooky, and stay safe. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/14530547

Episode 23: Wall Slapper 05/09/2020

Episode 23: Wall Slapper Uh oh, whats this? another Ghoul Tank episode? That couldn't possibly be right. But, it must be! We're back to bring you bi-monthly episodes! That's right, two whole episodes a month! Without further ado, lets get cracking. Ajay and Lachlan create a creature that almost everybody has come in contact with in the past. Also, at the part where Lachlan strugglers to describe how this thing looks, do yourself a favor and just google "Wood Fidget Puzzle" Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/14350088

Episode 22: Feetcipede 01/18/2020

Episode 22: Feetcipede Ajay wouldn't take his unnamed government agency "Happy Pills" so he was locked in solitary until he complied. Which means that Lachlan has a guest this episode! Bonnie Jenkins from the mail room helps us create yet another grotesque affront to God. Guest starring Alex as Bonnie Jenkins! You can get more Alex on their podcast Sorted! Be sure to check out their website ptchew.com for all your digital art needs. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/12788510

Episode 21: The Rockaphant 01/03/2020

Episode 21: The Rockaphant Happy new year! The Ghoul Boys are back in town for season 2? Whatever that means. Buckle up for a new bit that quickly devoles into fast food mascot debate, and a new monster that will ROCK your world. Lachlan becomes silly and somehow manages to use a pseudo ASMR voice for the whole episode Ajay is fighting off a cold and sounds like death! Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/12605777

Episode 20: PPN Show Swap 2019 (Feat. Sorted!) 11/29/2019

Episode 20: PPN Show Swap 2019 (Feat. Sorted!) Guess what everybody! This show isn't dead. And to prove it, here's an episode with enitrely different hosts! Join JD and Alex in their first ever forray into the spooky wild world that we call home. Be sure to give Sorted (Not a Harry Potter podcast) a listen! You can find episodes of Sorted Here's a link to the they mention as well! Follow and on Twitter Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/12218618

Episode 19: Lakeler 08/09/2019

Episode 19: Lakeler Only potential yuck warnings are for those who are scared of murky water. Aaand we're back. This episode brings you everything you could want in a podcast! Lachlan failing yet again at fooling Ajay in Two Spooks and a Lie, Haunted apartments, cryptid life cycles, and more haunted apartments. Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at Join us on facebook at Intro/Outro Music by (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/10834967

Episode 18: Kherianete (Feat. Britty Lea!) 06/15/2019

Episode 18: Kherianete (Feat. Britty Lea!) No yuck warnings for this episode as far as I know! Let us know if something bugs you and we'll tag it here. After yet another unplanned hiatus we're back! Me and Ajay are both in this episode for sure. There's a new bit that is DEFINITELY sonically pleasant experience. we bring you tales from art school, a creature played by Mindy Kaling, and an all around cool lil cryptid! Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow (@brittyleafilm) on Twitter! Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at Intro/Outro Music by (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/10157864

Episode 17: Waste-opus 05/10/2019

Episode 17: Waste-opus Yuck warnings: I mean we definitely make poop jokes toward the end of the episode, but it isn't because we're gross. Episode 17! Love it! In this one we got it all! Two whole rounds of two spooks and a lie, calls from our parents, trash, wendigo avoiding tactics, Jensen Ackles secret deleted scenes, and your old friend Tommy who you're deeply concerned for. Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at Join us on facebook at Intro/Outro Music by (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/9728108

Episode 16: Armestia 05/03/2019

Episode 16: Armestia Yuck Warnings: Arachniphobia from 27:38-28:04 and Vomiting from 33:36-33:51 Welcome back to the spooky haunted house also known as The Ghoul Tank. We have our longest two spooks and a lie session ever and we bash Mr. todd Howard for his bad video game. The special creature we spring forth from our imagination is probably our coolest one yet. Not to brag or anything. Also! we're about to start releasing episodes weekly again because Lachlan is pretty much all settled in in his new home and Ajay is about to finish his classes! So Hopefully that'll go well. Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at Join us on facebook at Intro/Outro Music by (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/9647411

Episode 15: This One's In Japan! 04/13/2019

Episode 15: This One's In Japan! Yuck Warnings: The only thing I think might yuck pepople out is that this guy has a lot of teeth. Not weird gross things, just a lot of them. Hey there you podcast goblins! We're back once again to bring you the best of the best. The Creme de la creme. Our magnum opus. Either that or it's just another random cryptid. That's for you to decide. Ajay came prepare again! Lachlan isn't capable of speaking properly. Cover Art by (@jiinsy18) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on Twitter! Follow us on Tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on Facebook at "The Ghoul Group" Intro/Outro Music by () You can buy Pocketnotes (https://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes) Remember, you may not believe in cryptids but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/9378467

Episode 14: Cats Get The Zoomies 03/29/2019

Episode 14: Cats Get The Zoomies Yuck Warnings: Between 35 and 39 Minutes we talk about some gross eyeball stuff and a little bit about a weird pointy mouth. Episode 14! released on time babey, are you proud of us? In this one we play some two spooks and a lie, go off on so many tangents, and make a terrible terrible monster whomst I HATE. Ajay is almost prepared, Lachlan doesn't know how to stop digging his own grave. Cover Art by (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Intro/Outro Music By () You Can Buy Pocketnotes HERE () Follow (@lachlame) and (@ajaynus) on twitter! Follow us on tumblr at Join us on Facebook at /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/9193907

Episode 13: Ryan Gosling? (Feat. Lou!) 03/16/2019

Episode 13: Ryan Gosling? (Feat. Lou!) We're baaaaaack everybody! Life isn't always easy and it makes it hard to make podcasts sometimes. Anyways, everything is a cryptid, we love Ryan Gosling, we play two spooks and a lie and all that good stuff! Hope you enjoy, thank's for sticking with us. Ajay gets a Spook right, Lachlan can;t focus on a single topic for very long, Lou is funnier than both of us. Cover Art by Intro/Outro Music by You can buy Pocketnotes Follow Lachlan () and Ajay () Follow us on tumblr at Join us on facebook at /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/9028607

Episode 12: NOT A Cat Bus 01/18/2019

Episode 12: NOT A Cat Bus Yuck warnings: Again, as far as we can tell there aren't any but we aren't in your heads! So if theres something that bugs you please tell us so we can fix it. We're finaly back after like a billion years. Turns out podcasts are time consuming! But no matter, with this episode we bring you two spooks and a lie along with a purr-fect little creature that you can just really love. Also this episode is surprisingly Furry heavy but that's unrelated. Ajay does some pre-preparation! Lachlan attempts the ancient art of "jokes" Cover Art by Intro/Outro music by You can buy PocketNotes Follow Ajay () and Lachlan () on Twitter! Follow us on Tumblr at Join our Facebook group "" As always, you may not believe in Cryptids but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/8309246

Episode 11: Happy Haunt-idays! 12/21/2018

Episode 11: Happy Haunt-idays! Yuck Warnings: I don't think there are any for this episode, but if something bugs you shoot us an email at to help us tag these episodes better. Hello everybody and Happy Haunt-idays! This episode answers an age old question, has a return of a super good bit, and introduces you to a funky, fresh, festive little cryptid that Lachlan holds near and dear to his heart. The Ghoul Boys can barely string together a cohesive thought but hey what's new about that? Lachlan goes off on about a thousand tangents. Ajay scratches his beard a bunch. Cover Art by (@jiinsy18) Intro/Outro music by You can buy Pocketnotes Follow (ajaynus) and (lachlame) on Twitter Follow our at ghoultank.tumblr.com (Before the NSFW flagging monster gets us) has been funded! Congrats Lou :) And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/8009375

Episode 10: Eyeball Fastball 12/07/2018

Episode 10: Eyeball Fastball Buckles up for episode 10! The big one-oh! We actually made kind of a scary one in this episode so if hearing about eyeballs in any way freaks you out, you may want to genuinely skip this one. Other than that, we have some good laughs and talk about everybodys favorite subject: Monsters! Ajay carries the creative workload. Lachlan introduces a new Bit! Cover art by Intro/Outro music by You can buy Pocket Notes Follow and on ! Follow our ! Support Seeker (You only have until DECEMBER 15TH to get down on this!) And remember, You may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7832753

Episode 9: Office Space (Feat. Britty Lea!) 11/25/2018

Episode 9: Office Space (Feat. Britty Lea!) We're back at it again for episode Nine! This time we shake things up and bring another person into The Ghoul Tank! Co-Head of the Pocket Podcast Network, Britty Lea. In this installment of our show, we talk cool monsters, we have some laughs, and we bring forth a brand new monster into the thought space. Oddly enough it's another sneaky little thief. We should start a Cryptid Burglar Club. The CBC? Who knows. Ajay brings a spooky face to the table. Lachlan finally does a little research. Britty carries the weight of the show. Cover Art by Intro/Outro Music by You can buy Pocket Notes Follow and on Twitter Follow our Follow on Twitter and check out what she's got going on Support Seeker (Seriously, get down on this) Get one free extra month of Barkbox Don't forget to use code PBFEM And Remember: you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7673072

The Ghoul Tank Ep8: A Fridge you Can Tweet From 11/16/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep8: A Fridge you Can Tweet From Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, we return to bring you episode 8! By ashes I mean serious internet probems, and by pheonix I mean we were just able to safely record our dumb show. Anyway, I hope you guys like large household appliances, and two people talking over each other! Also as much as we love Pokemon, we know alomst nothing about it. Sorry about that. Ajay has never watched The Brave Little Toaster. Lachlan has the hardest time EVER trying to come up with a name for this guy. Cover Art by Intro/Outro Music by You can buy Pocket Notes Follow and on Twitter! Follow our ! And remember: you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7589291

The Ghoul Tank Ep7: Legally Different Enough From Gumby 11/02/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep7: Legally Different Enough From Gumby Episode 7 babey! We recorded this episode earlier in the morning than we've ever done before and it was AWFUL. Have you ever tried to be funny and creative like 30 minutes after you wake up? Anyway, in this episode we put together a tall fellow and a round fellow and they're the best of friends. Ajay is actually doing one continuous yawn through the whole episode, you just can't tell. Lachlan slurped down approximately six cups of coffee through the course of recording. Cover art by Intro/Outro Music by You can buy Pocket Notes ! Get one extra free month of Barkbox ! Remember to use Code PBFEM /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7418045

The Ghoul Tank Ep6: Halloween Spook-cial! 10/28/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep6: Halloween Spook-cial! Episode six! Halloween! Let get into it! We try something a little different for this episode. You just gotta shake things up every once in a while, you know?. Just remember, we're professional and definitely know what we're talking about. Also there's a point in the show where Lachlan references Hot Topic when in fact he was thinking about Spencers Gifts. So yeah, sorry about that. Ajay really doesn't think before he speaks. Lachlan has a strange fixation on arms. Seriously what's that about? Cover art by Intro/Outro music by You can buy Pocket Notes ! Get one extra free month of Barkbox ! Remember to use code PBFEM /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7344464

The Ghoul Tank Ep5: All About the Keys 10/19/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep5: All About the Keys We've returned yet again for episode 5! The monster we cooked up in this episode is a really bad houseguest. Or a super good home intruder. Too soon to tell. Ajay is a sick boy! Lachlan really likes alliteration. Cover art by Intro/Outro Music: You can buy Pocket Notes ! /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7244663

The Ghoul Tank Ep4: Christmas Lights 10/12/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep4: Christmas Lights Welcome back for episode 4! we've been making this show for a month now and we're glad people are enjoying it. The lovely cryptid we manifest using our minds loves to get wet and wild! /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7163849

The Ghoul Tank Ep3: Two Hats! 10/05/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep3: Two Hats! Oh man here we are with episode 3! There isn't an end credit thing because I'm a busy adult and we recorded late so it's kind of a double whammy. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7132651

The Ghoul Tank Ep2: So it has wings? 09/28/2018

The Ghoul Tank Ep2: So it has wings? Welcome back for episode two! In this episode we kind of nail it. Not to brag or anything. /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7103296

Ghoul Tank Ep1: Thirsty Boy 09/14/2018

Ghoul Tank Ep1: Thirsty Boy Welcome to The Ghoul Tank! In this episode we talk favorite monsters, Ajay generalizes the entire city of New York, and Lachlan encourages monster fucking! /episode/index/show/theghoultank/id/7047561

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