The Movie Patrol

Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

#170 Down Periscope (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11/19/2024

#170 Down Periscope (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about fun under the sea with the greatest Navy in the world, Chief Rambo musters the weird crew, Dazzling Dave interviews Quint and Doc Blair for his channel, Master Guns checking on all the Marine Sentry stations, Jesse Ventura impression, Sean’s new costume and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/33996182

#169 Rambo 3 (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11/05/2024

#169 Rambo 3 (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Rambo fighting helicopters in Afghanistan, monks caring for Rambo because of his brain injury, Dave’s guitar adventures and possible vacation activities, recruited tribal leaders discuss joining Rambo, Rambo has a personality conflict in a tunnel and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/33783562

#168 Sleepaway Camp (1983) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10/22/2024

#168 Sleepaway Camp (1983) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a super murdery summer camp, Scottish softball coaches, Lake Dave propositions the neighbors, gummy bear fun, Young Rambo at summer camp and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/33558157

#167 Legionnaire (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10/08/2024

#167 Legionnaire (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about French Foreign Legion service, Scottish Legion sergeants meet Meg, convincing Luther to risk his life, Dave’s vacation behaviors, where are they now?, Rambo joins the squad and meets Duke and Pickles and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/33381777

#166 Star Trek (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean 09/24/2024

#166 Star Trek (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space exploration, the captain is tortured by Screwface and Bill Harding, Kirk sees Uhura having tummy issues, a red shirt gets no respect, Rambo defeats a black hole and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/33176002

#165 The Magnificent Seven 09/10/2024

#165 The Magnificent Seven Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of western mercenaries, Magic Dave tricks guys to survive, some drag queen gunslingers, Rambo joins the gang and they all get snakebites and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/32992572

#164 The Untouchables (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean 08/27/2024

#164 The Untouchables (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bootleggers and prohibition, Elliot’s dirty talking wife, Elliot meets Crocodile Dundee and his team, Rambo tries to help Malone with women and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/32748892

#163 The Breakfast Club (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 08/13/2024

#163 The Breakfast Club (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 80’s high school detention activities, Screwface kidnaps the detention, “Let me stop you right there, bud” fun, reenacting a scene with Scottish characters, Rambo teaches sex ed during detention, where are they now and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/32551252

#162 Payback (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean 07/30/2024

#162 Payback (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and double crossing, Miss Salt and Miss Cleo visit Southern Sean, Carter calls Dice and Johnny, Rambo and Screwface torture Southern Sean, looping Sean’s comments and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/32341207

#161 Silent Rage (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean 07/16/2024

#161 Silent Rage (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about small towns with world class medical testing facilities, Southern Sean pranks a madman, Nancy makes a cinnamon cake, Dan Simmons Plan B hammock, Rambo’s team captures Kirby and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/32153512

#160 The Gray Man 07/02/2024

#160 The Gray Man Steve, Dave and Sean learn about CIA black ops, Number Six and Armando visit Margaret, Southern Sean gets tortured, Rambo and Candy Striper Dave help Number Six escape and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/31973042

#159 CHiPs (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean 05/28/2024

#159 CHiPs (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about poorly executed 70’s cop show remakes, Lincoln Hawk traffic stop, Rocky and Drago get stopped, Rambo and a Marine traffic stop, hand jibbers, Marion Cobretti improv and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/31487637

#158 Road House Revisited (1989) with Steve, Dave and Sean 05/14/2024

#158 Road House Revisited (1989) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean revisit the original Road House to check in on Dalton, Doc, Wade and the whole gang, Dalton gives Slappy his car, Hans Gruber wants some bearer bonds, Emmet talks to Dalton and Doc about things, Rambo hosts a trivia night and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/31281412

#157 Road House (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean 04/30/2024

#157 Road House (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the bar scene in the Keys, Dalton visits a bookstore, Laura visits Dalton’s boat, Glass Key Chamber of Evil meeting, Dalton’s replacement Australian bouncers and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/31042303

#156 Hunter Killer (2018) with Steve, Dave and Sean 04/16/2024

#156 Hunter Killer (2018) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater double crosses and military coups, the Captain’s speech and Marine sentries, Colonel Travis and Southern Sean mission briefing, Rambo tries to convince the enemy to help and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/30839733

#155 The Foreigner (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean 04/02/2024

#155 The Foreigner (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and Irish paramilitary groups, Liam caught cheating by OnStar’s Caribbean operator Miss Abigail, Quan gets trapped by Irish Dave and his wife, Rambo tells Liam and Finnegan his plans for catching Quan and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/30626033

#154 Valkyrie (2008) with Steve, Dave and Sean 03/19/2024

#154 Valkyrie (2008) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about plots against Hitler, Forrest Gump meets the resistance, Rambo is Hitler’s assistant, Sean disagrees with Gene Siskel, Rambo and Miss Cleo in the message center and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/30425438

#153 Flight of the Intruder (1991) with Steve, Dave and Sean 03/05/2024

#153 Flight of the Intruder (1991) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Navy pilots in Vietnam, Jake writes a letter to a widow, dumping trash at sea, Cole calls in the Sandies, Rambo defends Jake in court and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/30230713

#152 John Wick (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean 02/20/2024

#152 John Wick (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about secret assassins, JCVD gets a delivery, John Wick gets threatened by Red, Screwface and Quint, Gabriel and 2 Yodas make a deal with Viggo, Rambo protects Southern Sean and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/30021963

#151 The Goonies (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 02/06/2024

#151 The Goonies (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about reject kids, career criminals and pirate treasure, a Coastal Cutie Beauty Pageant, Rambo the substitute teacher, pirates make bone pianos and rock water slides, Scottish pirates meet the kids and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/29807943

#150 The Fugitive (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean 01/23/2024

#150 The Fugitive (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a doctor framed for murder, one armed assassin struggles, Susan talks to Dr. Nichols with a crisp “S”, Dr. Kimble flashback with Screwface, Rambo visits Sean McScottish at the prosthetics lab and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/29595138

#149 Scrooged (1988) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane 12/19/2023

#149 Scrooged (1988) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about the meaning of Christmas, Frank talks to Employee Dave, some characters hang out for game night, Rambo and Dave are lounge singers and counsel Duane and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/29122478

#148 Nobody (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean 12/05/2023

#148 Nobody (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Hutch the suburban shadow operator, Cover Band Dave confronts Yulian, Steven Seagal alarm system, the Hatcher brothers radio broadcast, Rambo and Yulian meet at the club and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28928298

#147 K-19 The Widowmaker (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11/21/2023

#147 K-19 The Widowmaker (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Russian subs and bad accents, Doc Blair treats a victim, Southern Sean the door gunner, Scottish spies chatting on the sub, Rambo prosecutes Hawaii Dave and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28726963

#146 Mr. Deeds (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11/07/2023

#146 Mr. Deeds (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about relationships and inheriting money, Deeds saves Corretta, Hatcher brothers proposals, Deeds speaks at a meeting, Rambo’s spoken word concert and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28535507

#145 The Burning (1981) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10/24/2023

#145 The Burning (1981) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about summer camp and Cropsy’s revenge, Eddie explains his whereabouts, Rambo talks to a hooker, Caretaker Willie’s big talk, Dave and Little Mo rescue Alfred, Dave’s island vibes and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28403198

#144 The Rundown (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10/10/2023

#144 The Rundown (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bounty hunters and jungles, Cover Band Dave talks to Beck, Southern Sean the jungle fighter, Rambo is a lounge singer, the 3 Hatcher brothers parley with Beck and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28269812

#143 Me, Myself & Irene (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean 09/26/2023

#143 Me, Myself & Irene (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Charlie and his comedic mental breakdown, Rambo is a school tutor, RoboCop at the motel, Southern Sean steals Layla, Rambo is also a sex tutor, Dave’s pictures and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28069896

#142 My Cousin Vinny (1992) with Steve, Dave and Sean 09/12/2023

#142 My Cousin Vinny (1992) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and stereotypes, Cousin Vinny is actually Cousin Rambo and meets the boys, and he gets weird phone calls and he collects a debt from JT and he questions Lisa on the stand, short kings and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/28006038

#141 Red Dawn (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean 08/29/2023

#141 Red Dawn (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school kids fighting an invasion, Bill Harding calls a football game, Southern Sean the Marine, Screwface and Cho negotiate with the kids, Rambo calls on the radio, Marine handshakes and much more. /episode/index/show/themoviepatrol/id/27876342

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