The Patrick Ryan Show

Comedian Patrick Ryan and his funny friends convene every week to poke fun at each other, riff on current events, and discuss the world of stand-up.

PRS_187 01/31/2018

PRS_187 We're back! We get all caught up after the holidays, and how the DoD's UFO investigation program may not have ACTUALLY ended in 2012. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/6209950

PRS_186 12/05/2017

PRS_186 Weird news per usual plus get to know the TTS/AAS. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/6012959

PRS_185 11/28/2017

PRS_185 Weird news! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5987437

PRS_184 11/21/2017

PRS_184 Getting busted for hibiscus, what it would really take superheroes to use their powers, bringing your drugs to courts, and other weird news stories this week! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5968980

PRS_183 - Kansas Secretive Government 11/14/2017

PRS_183 - Kansas Secretive Government This week's episode is hitting close to home, with a look at a state government that runs on secrecy and non-disclosure as policy, Kansas. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5944666

PRS_182 - w/ Dustin Slentz & Spencer Perkins 11/08/2017

PRS_182 - w/ Dustin Slentz & Spencer Perkins Spencer Perkins and Dustin Slentz are both on the show this week! We've got nothing but weird news out of the UK, except for the one story about how our President may be related to a crazy cannibal from the 1590's, but mainly just weird news from the UK like needing an ID to buy a kiwi, and a guy who sees ghosts everywhere for like his whole life. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5922380

PRS_181 10/31/2017

PRS_181 Weird news! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5896406

PRS_180 - w/ Dustin Slentz 10/24/2017

PRS_180 - w/ Dustin Slentz We had Dustin Slentz in for the pod this week. We start off with some speculation on the impending release of the JFK documents by Trump this week then we dove into one of our favorite topics, strange crimes, stupid criminals, and just flat out odd news! Stories of the Pennsylvania's potential mayor and his belief in drug sniffing bunnies, donating an urn to charity, the spam black market in Honolulu (yes the canned meat), yet another idiot leaves his wallet at the scene of a crime, a robbery for $1, using your dad's police car to impress your ex, and why you shouldn't tell a judge you're broke before going to prison when your clothes are lined with money. There's no better way to sum that last one up, you'll just have to listen. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5872802

PRS_179 - w/ Spencer Perkins 10/17/2017

PRS_179 - w/ Spencer Perkins Spencer Perkins stops by the show this week so we started him light with stories of inmates stepping out of prison for a relaxing afternoon and a crazy guy in Germany attempting to make his whole apartment an aquarium. Then things take a turn to the conspiracy as yet another Apollo astronaut has come out to confirm aliens along with info found in Wikileaks documents. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5849897

PRS_178 10/10/2017

PRS_178 This week we talk time travel, is it real? Have we already met time travelers? We've got a couple stories that may have you second guessing what you "know". Plus learning a new language while watching porn is now an option sooo... /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5825850

PRS_177 10/03/2017

PRS_177 It's a conspiracy episode this week! Elon Musk sets his sights on the Moon, but is there a reason we stopped going there? Plus sex robots are getting molested in Europe and Japan may have just perfected AI skin and facial movement. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5803292

PRS_175 - w/ Dustin Slentz 09/26/2017

PRS_175 - w/ Dustin Slentz Making an 8 year old your chauffeur, the jogging pooper, bake sales based on race in NM, apocalypse in CA, forced entry to find a drinking buddy, flushing money in Geneva, Hannibal pictures won't help your parole, AND the white woman who burnt herself black. PLUS, Dustin Slentz is on the show! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5778272

PRS_175 09/19/2017

PRS_175 This week on the pod the guys start out by following up on the verdict from the story of the monkey that sued a photographer. The show then takes a turn to the extraterrestrial for an in depth look at what one man who worked at an Ohio Air Force Base had to say about underground tunnels and Roswell. And finally Dennis brings the guys back down to Earth with some good 'ol Quora weirdness. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5753218

PRS_174 - w/ Spencer Perkins 09/12/2017

PRS_174 - w/ Spencer Perkins Nose jobs and permanent erections, weeding out fake news as a job, using your brother's name in jail, the postal cartel, the director of the Exorcist sees an exorcism. Plus, Spencer Perkins is on the show this week! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5732118

PRS_173 - Hamburger Origin 09/05/2017

PRS_173 - Hamburger Origin Take a trip back a couple of years into the Obama era and find out how the hamburger is made. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5709193

PRS_172 08/29/2017

PRS_172 The army of robots started out dancing..., a robot to see you to the afterlife, psychic payday, checking a gun by pulling the trigger, a new clown, high class problems of high class hookers, torching your trailer to teach druggies a lesson, getting high on Trump, and Saudi Arabia still loves the Macarena! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5687108

PRS_171 08/23/2017

PRS_171 An accidental nuke warning, Trumpsters and Juggalos hanging out, spraying manure on the border patrol, the silent song, and a 16 year old could be our governor. These are all good ways to describe our stories this week. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5667719

PRS_170 08/08/2017

PRS_170 We're back! And we've got drowning robots, getting off to the Emoji movie, the phantom barber of India, monkey crackdown, and someone is pretty certain of what happened to MH370. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5621502

PRS_169 - BEST OF. Vol. 1 07/25/2017

PRS_169 - BEST OF. Vol. 1 The Best of the First 3 Episodes /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5572768

PRS_168 07/18/2017

PRS_168 Trapped in an ATM, demanding your drugs back, paying your taxes with a finger, monkey court, stealing a tiny house, and the Redneck Revolt! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5550062

PRS_167 07/11/2017

PRS_167 Ghost busting police in Thailand, getting busted for selling deer aheads again, how to get a multi-million severance, police in UK looking for who owns this finger, sunbathing with Coke, Tinder in 1865, and from robbery to BFF's. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5527197

PRS_166 07/04/2017

PRS_166 Killing for YouTube fame, Anonymous says there's aliens, Nasa and Mars slave children, and some of the overall best weird from the last 30 years. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5506557

PRS_165 06/27/2017

PRS_165 Pregnant women can kill people in NH, breast milk jewelry, fixing the penis rock in Norway, getting stuck in a draw bridge, the mini crossbow craze, and getting robbed while reporting on crime. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5485775

PRS_164 06/20/2017

PRS_164 PHELPS V. SHARK, Teens stealing cop cars, making the city pay for your butt lift, drowning a rabid raccoon, please don't pee in our courthouse, Kansas man sentenced to wife, KFC is sending chicken to space, manspreading in Spain, and chicks wearing hairy dude swimsuits. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5464192

PRS_163 06/13/2017

PRS_163 Bringing fake drugs to Bonnaroo, handing out porn to the finance committee, chimps in court, the correct response to onions in your food, getting struck by lightning inside, pulling your kid's teeth at WalMart, the sawdust escape, and the Jason Statham of saving someone during a seizure! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5444619

PRS_162 06/06/2017

PRS_162 Mr. Met loses his cool, calling 911 when you're lonely, the town that stared at sex all day, a mail carrier's plot on dogs, bringing bed bugs to the municipal building to complain, a balloon crash is a bad omen, subway performers brawl, and seeking a bbq dad. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5422242

PRS_161 05/30/2017

PRS_161 The BJ defense, monkey mafia, nude bath schools in Japan, a juggling robbery, and Quora is back this week! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5400737

PRS_160 05/23/2017

PRS_160 Trying to pass a murder plot as a screenplay, RoboCop in Dubai, a Robo Soccer fan in Russia, Cannibalism is bad for you, and the gold of Quora is discovered! /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5381100

PRS_159 05/16/2017

PRS_159 The man who became Hitler in New Jersey, Chelsea Manning is getting out of prison, a bee sting operation, city workers go deep cover in a swingers club, and horse meat in Pittsburg. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5360052

PRS_158 05/09/2017

PRS_158 Octogenarian burlesque dancer who's down for some corruption, the human ken doll might go blind, an officer who loved "Training Day" a little too much, the snoring 911 dispatcher, and Germany got a playa's back. /episode/index/show/thepatrickryanshow/id/5340703

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