The Hero With 1,000 Rockin' Faces: The Epic of Failgamesh

What IS the Power of the Crystals? Who WAS the tragic hero known as Failgamesh? These questions are frequently asked on the dancefloor, but never before has anyone thought to put an exploration of the subject in podcast form. Now, at least, our prayers have been answered. The Hero With 1,000 Rockin' Faces is the premiere podcast for all things crystals-related. So please listen, and as always, we wish you: success, success, success.

Episode 13 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Races 10/26/2015

Episode 13 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Races In which Failgamesh encounters the pale people, who hold a terrible secret, and frees them. The original tablet was discovered and translated by Englebert Mengele of the North Chicago Institute for Fretting Over Uncontrollable Events and Nervously Checking Your Phone. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3888937

Episode 12 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 09/28/2015

Episode 12 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh meets the bartender Siri, who warns him about the madness of his quest but in the end gives him directions for his search for immortality. This tablet translated by Diamond Leonards of the Yale Institute of I Can't Feel My Skin and Who Left The Toilet Seat Up Again. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3826221

Episode 11 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 02/25/2015

Episode 11 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh sets out to meet with Dudemanpishtim and achieve the secrets of immortality, meeting along the way the deadly Scorpionmen who guard Mount Smashu. This tablet first translated by Reginald Donchuwantit of the Kent School of Talking About How Big Your Dick Is and Napping. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3385785

Episode 10 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 02/03/2015

Episode 10 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh mourns the tragic loss of his biffle, Friendkidu. Tablet X was first translated in 1889 by Sir William Shithead-Finglebingle of the Cambridge Institute of Touching Yourself and Eating Reheated Pizza. We are grateful as always for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3339595

Episode 9 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 01/07/2015

Episode 9 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which in the Gods afflict valiant Friendkidu. Tablet IX was translated by Super Mario Krugman of the New York Institute for Getta Loada This Guy and Disappointment. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3282018

Episode 8 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 11/06/2014

Episode 8 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh spurns the sex goddess Kissar. Tablet VIII was translated by Pashmina Dietrich of the Vienna Medical School of Don't Stop Don't Stop More Yes Oh God and Networking. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3164601

Episode 7 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 09/18/2014

Episode 7 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu confront the monster SoundMan. Tablet VII was discovered in a cornfield by Evan Silver of Dungville, Illinois. It was the first discovery of a Mississippi Culture tablet of the Failgamesh myth. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3071745

Episode 6 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 09/08/2014

Episode 6 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu travel to confront the monster SoundMan, and Failgamesh is confronted with a series of ominous dreams. Tablet VI was pieced together over the course of thirty painstaking years by Hideyoski Tobiko of the Kyoto School of Damn, That Feels Good and Ping-Pong Technical Studies. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3054240

Episode 5 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 08/11/2014

Episode 5 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu swear a vow to confront the monter SoundMan. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Tim Handkerchief of the Institute for Running Late and Sweating of Chicago. We are grateful for the reading ofbyur anonymous British stage actor, especially in light of the tragic situation in Gaza. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/3005884

Episode 4 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 07/24/2014

Episode 4 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which Failgamesh meets the wild man Friendkidu, and they fight over the honor of Princess Mandy. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Professor-General Wang Xiaping, of the Nanjing Center of Archaeology and Fuck, Where Are My Car Keys. We are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/2965376

Episode 3 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 06/26/2014

Episode 3 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which the wild man Friendkidu is tamed by the harlot Josie. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Friederich Haupmann of the Schlimmer Institute for Crystals Worship and Fucking of Munich. We are grateful for the reading ofbyur anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/2910697

Episode 2 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 06/18/2014

Episode 2 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which we meet the wild man Friendkidu. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Señor Ferdinand Persecutora, of the Seville Institute of Drinking to Excess and Crying. We are grateful for the reading ofbyur anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/2896883

Episode 1 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces 06/03/2014

Episode 1 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces In which the tragic hero Failgamesh is introduced, along with the city of New Uruk. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions uncovered by Sir William Piddlywinks. We are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor. /episode/index/show/thepowerofthecrystals/id/2830848

The Hero With 1,000 Rockin' Faces: The Epic of Failgamesh

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