The Texas Porch
Texas talk with a touch of sports. J.P. and his friends talk about sports, news, and life living in the great state of Texas. Interviews and insights, laughs and a lot of fun. Twitter: @TexasPorchPod
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TCU one step away & A Longhorns legend passes
01/05/2023
TCU one step away & A Longhorns legend passes
J.P. is back with an update from sickbay. It's his turn to ride the Covid merry-go-round. He took a recent trip to the Sun City and shares his favorite restaurant spot that he'll miss. A Longhorns coach legend, Cliff Gustafson, passed away and what a legacy he leaves. Would TCU's title be the greatest in our state's great history? Twitter: Instagram:
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I'm back!
12/28/2022
I'm back!
J.P. is back with the season premeir of Season 3 aka The Texas Porch 2.0! Where's he been and what took so long? And what's on tap for '23? Are we still friends?
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Season Finale: How (Un)Texan Are You?
02/04/2022
Season Finale: How (Un)Texan Are You?
The Core 4 (Josh, J.P., Paul, and Mitch) gather in the Season 2 finale to confess their Texas souls. While they are card carrying native Texans there is still plenty to knock off the bucket list. 3:15 Before they dive into the main topic at hand three of the guys argue about The Power of the Dog on Netflix. J.P. has come a long way since his film professor ragged on him in college. 7:10 J.P. intros the topic of the show. 7:45 Paul is first up in the rotation with a reference to a famous Texas song and J.P. sarcastically breaks down the lyrics. As the former Mr. Texan there isn’t much Paul hasn’t done. 13:45 Mitch takes the reins next and he is actually more Texan than he thinks, although not in the Cowboy or country way that non-Texans think of us. 17:10 Josh chimes in and isn’t confident at all, but he definitely has the sports bases covered and did Enchanted Rock when he was young. He has actually been to an Aggies home game and shares a swaying story. 21:00 J.P. hogs the mic for a while and confesses some shocking things that he’s never done relating to the Lone Star State. Paul reveals some amazing hunting news about his family land. 40:30 Josh boomerangs back around and confirms his Texaness crosschecked to J.P.’s un Texan list. 42:15 Mitch cuts to the chase and asks, “How Texan is the show?” 43:00 Before this thing wraps up the guys share their favorite episodes of Season 2. A consensus is Sandwiches and Storage Units and The Buffer Treadmill. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Catch every episode on The Texas Porch channel and . Twitter:
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2021 Season Wrap: No Curtains and No Hope
01/21/2022
2021 Season Wrap: No Curtains and No Hope
Josh immediately consoles J.P. right out of the gate after the end of that poo poo Cowboys season. Kevin (3:30) is inconsolable and didn't even come on the podcast. Josh says to flush it and just give up following the team and he's got the Rockets to root for so it could be worse (5:00). They start by focusing on the ending (6:10), and it perfectly sums up this dumpster fire of an organization. And a wild concept (10:00) San Francisco was just the better team. J.P. requotes himself from a recent not-Texas radio appearance, (12:10) ranking this season-ender just behind the Dez no-catch game. And why did we get our hopes up? They had ZERO chance of getting to the Super Bowl (20:20). In fact, J.P. says it will NEVER happen again except for his Shawshank reference when he might have a couple marbles rolling around his head. J.P. goes to the archives and reads The Fellowship of the Diehards from Bob Sturm (21:00). We can't give up! This comes with being a fan. And Josh points out that a band wagon team (24:00) wins once in a while so the true Cowboys fans definitely aren't bandwagonners. Troy Aikman had some pretty glaring comments (26:15) on The Ticket and they discuss the identity of this Mike McCarthy team. And Kellen Moore and his scheme is brought into question by 8-ball. What about McCarthy? J.P. says as long as Jerry is running things (41:00) it truly doesn't matter who the head coach is. They wrap up with some REM and Adele to get through the pain. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Catch every episode and (most) Cowboys game recaps on The Texas Porch channel and . Twitter:
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Happy New Year!: Santa mishap & Texas Bowl recap
01/12/2022
Happy New Year!: Santa mishap & Texas Bowl recap
J.P. gets some nationwide Texas-themed radio play and Santa made a wrong delivery at The Texas Porch compound.
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COWBOYS 51 EAGLES 26: Is the Offense really better?
01/09/2022
COWBOYS 51 EAGLES 26: Is the Offense really better?
Do the Eagles suck or what?!?!
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CARDINALS 25 COWBOYS 22 - The refs stole it! (?) Where's the O?
01/03/2022
CARDINALS 25 COWBOYS 22 - The refs stole it! (?) Where's the O?
Teeny tiny Kyler Murray and Coach Bro school the 'boys.
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COWBOYS 56 WFT 14!! Dak is back and the Tank rolls!
12/27/2021
COWBOYS 56 WFT 14!! Dak is back and the Tank rolls!
What a beating! Keep 'em coming!
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Merry Christmas Y'all!
12/23/2021
Merry Christmas Y'all!
No surprise that Paul makes charcuterie boards!
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TXHSFB State Semis Preview
12/09/2021
TXHSFB State Semis Preview
Texas. High School. Playoffs. Nuthin' Better!
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Astros & Rangers Early Offseason Thoughts
12/09/2021
Astros & Rangers Early Offseason Thoughts
Bye bye Correa! Hello Semien and Seager!
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COWBOYS 27 SAINTS 17 & Big E!
12/06/2021
COWBOYS 27 SAINTS 17 & Big E!
What better time to squeeze in that NBA All-time great interview than after a Cowboys recap and a Third Rate Taco place update?!!?
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COWBOYS 44 FALCONS 3 Day after: Never a doubt!
11/15/2021
COWBOYS 44 FALCONS 3 Day after: Never a doubt!
In one of the more bizarre episodes of The Texas Porch, Josh and J.P. wrap up the Cowboys blow out win over Atlanta the previous day, that is, before Javier the Christmas lights installer shows up and J.P. has to exit early. But before they were so politely interrupted they break down one of the better halves in franchise history, Jourdan Lewis's great game and that Dan Quin. He the real MVP of this coaching staff. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Catch every episode and (most) Cowboys game recaps on The Texas Porch channel and . Twitter:
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Cowboys & Astros oh my!: The Day After
11/01/2021
Cowboys & Astros oh my!: The Day After
Josh predicts a parade and J.P. predicts Cooper's dominance.
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World Series Game 2 Recap: Astros 7 Braves 2
10/28/2021
World Series Game 2 Recap: Astros 7 Braves 2
Josh's Astros even it up over J.P.'s (and America's) Braves.
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World Series Game 1 Recap: Braves 6 Astros 2
10/27/2021
World Series Game 1 Recap: Braves 6 Astros 2
For the fourth time in five years our great state is playing host to a World Series so naturally Josh & J.P. broke down game one. The Astros squandered some chances early and Framber Valdez didn't have his "A" game. And one of Dusty's toothpicks has a connection to the pod! 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Catch every episode and Astros World Series Post Game Recaps and Cowboys Recaps on The Texas Porch channel. Twitter:
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COWBOYS 35 PATRIOTS 29 (OT) !!!
10/18/2021
COWBOYS 35 PATRIOTS 29 (OT) !!!
The bloodiest lip there ever was.
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Sandwiches & Storage Units
10/15/2021
Sandwiches & Storage Units
What do you do out on a porch? Well, back in the day the guys would break down such serious items in our society like these: sandwiches and storage units. (3:10) Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches were in the national discussion and the guys give their Texas spin on perhaps the greatest of sandwiches. Paul breaks down his ratio (5:50) and his kiddos disdain for peanut butter. J.P. quickly chimes in with his bold take and the addition of white bread. Mitch (8:00) reveals his peak pb&j eating powers and sides more with J.P. on the ratio. Mitch’s bread breakdown is somewhat controversial but may be worth a try. (14:45) J.P. relives an old elementary school limerick involving jelly, but first…. they chase a squirrel about being in gifted and talented classes. (18:00) What’s rated as the best sandwich place in Texas? (19:30) Then the guys rattle of a few of their favorite sandwiches. Goodness, the sandwich dominates our meals on a weekly basis! Be wary of the meatball sub though. Things go sideways really quick! (24:30) Don’t even get us started on wraps, but the low-key sandwich is the grilled cheese.(26:30) The chicken sandwich could be the real MVP though. J.P. loved his recent road trip chicken sandwich. (28:15) A recent move by one of the guys prompted an impromptu deep talk on the things we possess. But storage units sure are taking a lot of our money, huh? (32:40) Paul remembers an ongoing storage unit situation from a long time ago. (34:50) Mitch goes deep on us with things possessing us before his happy-go-lucky tornado story. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Don't miss the post game Cowboys pods streamed live on and Facebook. Subscribe Twitter:
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Cowboys 44 Giants 20!!
10/11/2021
Cowboys 44 Giants 20!!
Kevin makes his return visit to the pod a memorable one!
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COWBOYS 36 PANTHERS 28
10/03/2021
COWBOYS 36 PANTHERS 28
Josh and J.P. wrap up the second half dominance, our new hero Treyvon Diggs, and a sneaky amazing game by Dak. Zeke is back to being Zeke and thank goodness Dan Quinn is the Cowboys DC. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Catch the Dallas Cowboys post game live shows on Facebook and Subscribe Twitter:
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Buffer Treadmill
10/01/2021
Buffer Treadmill
J.P. tips his cool Stetson to International Podcast Day with a special random show dedicated to tipping and an incident of someone not knowing their personal space, while Josh and Mitch nod along. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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DO THE EAGLES SUCK OR WHAT?!!? COWBOYS 41 EAGLES 21
09/28/2021
DO THE EAGLES SUCK OR WHAT?!!? COWBOYS 41 EAGLES 21
DO THE EAGLES SUCK OR WHAT?!!?
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Small Town Texas Talk
09/23/2021
Small Town Texas Talk
J.P., Paul, Mitch, and Josh each grew up in small-town Texas. The topic comes about because J.P. recently made a move (2:50) away from a smaller Texas town and it's been tough at times. What percentage of Texans actually live in small towns? (5:30) Each of the guys talk about their most recent life in small towns and the benefits of it. Mitch gets a slice of both outside of DFW (10:50). J.P. contends that when it comes down to it small town life is the way to go (13:00). But wait a minute. What exactly is a small town? A college definitely makes a difference in small town life. (15:00) However you define it there's nothing wrong with wanting to get out. (18:15) As you get older you realize you don't have to get away, but it is a mindset. What are the best small towns in Texas (22:20)? J.P. and the guys share their favorite small towns and where he wants to retire (32:00). And one bogus website dares to list the worst places to live in Texas and the guys list a few contenders (35:00). Paul's time in West Texas was one to remember (40:40). J.P. winds down the show with his XXL Stetson that Josh despises (43:00) before he shares yet another awkward story (45:15) around a recent trip to a Rangers game. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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Week 2 - Cowboys 20 Chargers 17
09/20/2021
Week 2 - Cowboys 20 Chargers 17
The Cowboys and Greg Zuerlein delay our sadness and come through with a sensational road win in Jerry's return to LA! Josh and J.P. break it all down, from a beastly performance by Zack Martin to Big Game Tony Pollard on the ground. It certainly made up for that week one loss. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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Week 1 - BUCS 31 COWBOYS 29
09/10/2021
Week 1 - BUCS 31 COWBOYS 29
The Moral Victory Police partners of Josh and J.P. break down the Cowboys season opening 31-29 loss at Tampa Bay. Dak kept throwing and throwing, the defense actually forced turnovers and you know what? They didn't look half bad. They also make record predictions that are sure to be right. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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Willie Concert Review
09/02/2021
Willie Concert Review
Now we're Texans.
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The Texas Porch Piledriver
07/21/2021
The Texas Porch Piledriver
After begging for months to make a return appearance on The Texas Porch, Jeff returns with Josh and J.P. to break down the most recent wrestling "matches" in Texas. J.P. mocks and Josh nods along. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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Vacation Talk Part 2 - Disney Adventures
07/16/2021
Vacation Talk Part 2 - Disney Adventures
Part 2 of Vacation Talk focuses on the better half of the The Texas Porch couple! The Heaths ventured outside the state line for a trip to Disney World (2:45) and it was all thanks to our great vacation planner - Believe Vacations By Kelly. But before getting out of the driveway Lisa had an encounter with an aggressive insect (5:50). On the way during a stop in Louisiana (7:00) Lisa and J.P. were practically in the middle of an episode of Cops at a gas station. The hotel J.P. picked left a lot to be desired (13:15) but it wasn’t all bad because of the amazing coffee shop right across the street. J.P.’s been chasing the cold brew dragon ever since (15:15). Unfortunately all of the Buccee’s outside Texas aren’t like the ones back home (17:00). They called an audible to also go to Universal Studios the day before (20:50). Overall it was great because Lisa got to scratch her Harry Potter itch. They finally make it to Disney World (27:30) and recap their Animal Kingdom experience. The mask police were on patrol, but overall it was their favorite park because of the safari. On day two (33:20) they trekked to Magic Kingdom for their Be Our Guest dinner and spins on the tea cups and Dumbo. J.P. went on Space Mountain and almost died. Hollywood Studios (39:45) lived up to the hype and then some with the Star Wars rides and Mickey and Minnie Mine Train. On the final day they experienced Epcot (44:30), which was great but it was so different from the other parks. The food was amazing and thank goodness because a fast food burger establishment was not fast and J.P. and the burger guy had an awkward exchange. (52:50) Not to be outdone Disney Springs also got some of the Heath’s money a couple of nights. (56:30) Oh yeah. The Heaths are MOVING! (59:15) Lisa has been near home all of her life and J.P. has been in Lufkin 19 years. But The Texas Porch will continue! 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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Vacation Talk
06/25/2021
Vacation Talk
J.P., Josh, and Paul get back together to catch up and talk about a vacation taken and some vacations to come.
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Road trip tales & J.P. meets his idol
05/07/2021
Road trip tales & J.P. meets his idol
Another organized grab-bag gab session with The Executive Committee discussing recent road trip stories involving Rangers baseball, cult recruitment, and when you get to meet your idol. But first (2:45) a nod to Mental Health Week from shake-voice J.P. talking about his late brother Collin. They get back to yucks (9:55) as J.P. has a knack for getting a free item for an unexplained reason during some recent late night gas station trips. Then, was J.P. scouted out by a cult? (16:00) They pay off with a story on a tease from a few shows ago. J.P. went to his first Rangers game at Globe Life Field with his dad and Josh (22:35) recently and they spend much of the rest of the time rehashing that trip. J.P. happened to meet his broadcast idol, Hall of Fame broadcaster for the Rangers Eric Nadel (31:00). And he actually handled it well! A drunk fan (40:30) had his run of their section because there weren’t any ushers to be found and there was no chance they'd confront him. And J.P. and Josh got to talking about an outlandish hpothetical (46:45) and Paul and Mitch weigh in before (54:00) Mitch relays his favorite hypothetical of all-time. 'The Texas Porch' is available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Tune-in, I-Heart and all major podcast outlets. Also at Subscribe Twitter:
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