The Two Beer Queers

Tom and Josh are two gay men from Washington, DC, bonding over libations and conversations. From awkward hookups to the outrageous news cycle, they're talking about all the things that you overhear your drunk friends talking about, with a focus on queer issues and culture. Put on your cutest underwear and grab a drink!

102 - Evan Hansen Isn't Gay? 05/25/2021

102 - Evan Hansen Isn't Gay? Tom and Josh are back from the beach and a bit dazed! Despite the sand in their brains, this week they're discussing Demi Lovato's coming out, Olivia Rodrigo's new album, and the trailer for Dear Evan Hansen, which was.... something! /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/19239155

101 - Crossin' Streams 05/05/2021

101 - Crossin' Streams Okay, you know we love games. And we found other queers who do too! Meet Mateo and Kevin, two friends Tom and Josh met on the interwebs, and hear them talk about streaming, video games, and managing social lives amidst the panopticon - the pangea - the panda express - the pandentist. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/18981608

99 1/2 - You're Gonna Show WHAT? 04/12/2021

99 1/2 - You're Gonna Show WHAT? As episode 100 creeps ever closer, The Two Beer Queers have an announcement. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/18685379

99 - Bugs, Bitch! 03/29/2021

99 - Bugs, Bitch! The cicadas are coming and Tom and Josh are NOT HAPPY. Plus, thoughts on Montero and Lil Nas X, feelings about Lawrence Chaney and Drag Race UK, and some bathing suit anxiety (because that time is coming!) Also, #GetJoshAVaccine /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/18504527

98 - Our Post-Shot Thot List 03/15/2021

98 - Our Post-Shot Thot List The end of the pandemic seems so close we could almost lick it off the bar at Trade. Tom and Josh talk about some TV they've been watching, why Chef is in BIG trouble, and daydream about all the things they'll do once they get the Ol' Fauci Ouchie. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/18322940

97 - The Ascension of Mr. Potato Head 03/01/2021

97 - The Ascension of Mr. Potato Head Why does everything have to happen ALL AT ONCE? Josh and Tom are at it again, talking about all the things you didn't know you wanted to hear about. Blockchain? You got it. Transphobic cookies? You betcha. Gay mermaids? Uh-huh. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/18132233

96 - THWORP! 02/14/2021

96 - THWORP! What's that sound? No really what is that? Tom and Josh bring on dear friends and funny gays Jake and Michael of Thworp! A Podcast for Big Fans! The gays talk Jojo Siwa, Drag Race, standup in the age of COVID, and everything they miss about the olden times. You know, BC (before COVID) /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/17946323

95 - Joe Bidet For President 02/01/2021

95 - Joe Bidet For President It's snowing and we want to talk about one thing, and one thing only - BUTTS. I guess we talk about other things, including whether or not Joe Biden erased women, why Michael Che isn't funny, and how exciting the new bisexual style guide is. We also discuss the immeasurable loss due to the passing of queer music icon, Sophie Xeon. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/17764766

94 - So IS He A Cannibal? 01/18/2021

94 - So IS He A Cannibal? It's been two weeks of 2021 and there's already cannibals and coups. Tom and Josh chat about Armie Hammer's fake DMs, the lack of taste by gays thirsting after alt-right insurrections, and Brie Larson's YouTube. There's more to unpack than Josh's suitcase after a one night stay. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/17584229

93 - Gays OVER Covid, hunny! 01/03/2021

93 - Gays OVER Covid, hunny! Sis we're tired of this virus! *cough* Tom and Josh discuss the brain trash of the Puerto Vallarta gays. Plus, some thoughts on Slag Wars, and announcing our new Drag Race reviews coming up on Patreon! And, Tom got an alt? /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/17407217

92 - Happiest Season Movie Review (W/ Cal & Laurel) 12/07/2020

92 - Happiest Season Movie Review (W/ Cal & Laurel) Yes, we're also obsessed with the lesbian Christmas movie. So, we assembled a panel! Tom & Josh talk to friend Cal and Chief National Lesbian Correspondent Laurel about Happiest Season, the magic of Clea DuVall, the hotness of Kristen Stewart, the power of Dan Levy, and JANE. We love Jane. Plus, discussion of Elliot Page, adoration of Miley Cyrus and her wild TikTok comments, and what the heck is going on with the Matthew Morrison hate. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/17086970

91 - The Queer's Gambit 11/23/2020

91 - The Queer's Gambit Like any good pandemic participant, Josh and Tom are staying inside and watching television to numb themselves to the horror outside. From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the Queens Gambit, Josh and Tom talk all that's new and noteworthy for your screen. Plus, one of the queers is blonde now - talk about a crisis. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16923062

90 - Were Medieval People Gay? Yes. (w/ Erik Wade) 11/08/2020

90 - Were Medieval People Gay? Yes. (w/ Erik Wade) Did gay people exist before Britney created us? Yes! Tom and Josh talk to Erik Wade, a Medieval scholar, about sexuality in the early days, from penitentials to love stories to pictures of butts, and explore how our view of history can change over time. Plus, a little celebration for a Biden victory. Bring your champagne! /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16728917

89 - Our Password Is GayGay2020! 10/26/2020

89 - Our Password Is GayGay2020! Just in case you want to hack us. Tom and Josh talk CYBERSECURITY, something they know nothing about, but still more than our president. Plus, Schitt's Creek, AOC, and weird rumors about the Presidential family that have us... doing a heckin' confuse. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16542635

88 - OMG We Loved Bly Manor 10/12/2020

88 - OMG We Loved Bly Manor It literally just came out, and we've already binged it. Tom and Josh talk about all of the queer goodness in The Haunting of Bly Manor, plus a little bit about Josh's constipated cat. Two topics of extreme importance. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16362815

87 - Of Course It's Going To Be Weird 10/04/2020

87 - Of Course It's Going To Be Weird Couple advice, anyone? Tom and Josh talk about what they've been doing to keep their relationship spicy and soothed in pandemic times. Plus, Savage X Fenty, and uh... ooh what else... someone shitty got COVID? /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16268000

86 - Miley, Please, Let Us Breathe 09/28/2020

86 - Miley, Please, Let Us Breathe Everywhere we turn there is new Miley Cyrus content and we are LIVING. Plus, Orville Peck unmasked (sort of), IKEA trips, and the MAN (ruth) who is reading to your children. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16184918

85 - You Better Vote! (w/ KC B. Yonce) 09/21/2020

85 - You Better Vote! (w/ KC B. Yonce) Okay so, there's an election happening? Josh and Tom talk to KC B. Yonce, a local drag performer and activist working with Power the Polls and Drag Out the Vote to get others energized and ready to vote. Also, they're obsessed with Among Us. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/16089854

84 - Dik, It's French 09/14/2020

84 - Dik, It's French The Queers have their slimy hero and mic-screamer extraordinaire, Desiree Dik on, FINALLY. They talk about "Love, Simon," Twenty-One Pilots (what???) and the amazing and incredible things that Desiree has pulled out of her mind (and body) /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/15996758

83 - We Guess It's September 09/07/2020

83 - We Guess It's September Pumpkin Spice is in the air, and we're still stuck at home :) Tom and Josh talk Alex Morse, homemade espresso, private island pandemic parties, and all positive things with no negative thoughts at all! /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/15909131

82 - Guess Who's Back In The House 09/02/2020

82 - Guess Who's Back In The House And, still in the house. So, we took a pandemic break! But we're here for your ears and all that good glitter content. Tom and Josh talk about their pandemic experiences, give a catch up on their lives, and dive into the spectacle that is Canada Drag Race. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/15847016

Yes, White Friends, You Should Post About #BlackLivesMatter 06/05/2020

Yes, White Friends, You Should Post About #BlackLivesMatter Tom and Josh talk through why white people should vocally support #BlackLivesMatter, and what to say. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/14716280

Fight With Us For Black Lives Matter 06/02/2020

Fight With Us For Black Lives Matter We're using this podcast for the #BlackLivesMatter movement. They need us right now. Help us get funds, resources, and info to our community as they fight for change. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/14665691

80 - Let's Get Naked 03/31/2020

80 - Let's Get Naked The queers are still trapped in their homes, but luckily Josh has plenty of friends, like Lamp and Pillow! They discuss the etiquette around nudes on twitter, and some of the queer media they've been binging without anything better to do. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/13774571

79 - Have You Tried The Quarantine? I Thought The Quarantine Was Lovely 03/23/2020

79 - Have You Tried The Quarantine? I Thought The Quarantine Was Lovely We're doing fine, and writing episode titles like they're Panic at the Disco songs. Tom and Josh talk about what's up, and the only thing that is up is coronavirus. Plus, some RuPaul's Drag Race content, and Josh's personal mental snap. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/13656926

78 - We're Back Maybe! 03/16/2020

78 - We're Back Maybe! Amidst the pandemic, we are creating content. It's... the most important thing. After our unintentional break (sorry!) we're here to talk everything that happened since our last episode, including Stupid Love, Drag Race and the dessert who shall not be named, and Tom's cross country trip. Plus, some quarantine humor. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/13562171

77 - Just Sippi Now 02/24/2020

77 - Just Sippi Now Check in with DC's bombastic dance personality Sippi ahead of their one-person show, Sippi Day. Tom and Josh talk with Sippi about all things dance, performing, and trade. Plus, All Stars 5 on Showtime, and Tom's new pet snake. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/13271924

76 - Getting Bratty 02/17/2020

76 - Getting Bratty Tom and Josh are throwing it back to the 70's with Brat Worst, a local drag performer ahead of her BatBall Disco Glampire show. They talk all things disco and drag. Plus, why is everyone trying to make Mike Bloomberg happen? It's not gonna happen. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/13177223

75 - Now? You Sure? 02/10/2020

75 - Now? You Sure? Tom and Josh catch up on anime and boyfriend plans before diving into the hot issue of the week: HBO Max's Legendary, and Jameela Jamil's coming out. Plus, Phillip Schofield, and that ridiculously sexy photo of John Mulaney. /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/13081616

74 - No One Is Good, Everyone Is Bad 02/03/2020

74 - No One Is Good, Everyone Is Bad The Two Dummy Queers do a round up of their favorite new music from Gaga, Kesha, Dua, Doja, Porter Robinson, and maybe MCR? They also talk about how literally no one is good. All of our heroes are bad. It's cute! /episode/index/show/thetwobeerqueers/id/12990023

The Two Beer Queers

TOPICS