The Unwritable Rant

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.

Ep 263 - Dressing room dry humps, mounting a work of art, and glorious expectations 04/30/2023

Ep 262 - Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball 08/05/2022

Ep 261 - Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong 04/30/2022

Ep 260 - Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder 01/16/2022

Ep 259 - Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement 12/18/2021

Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships 06/13/2021

Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure 05/11/2021

Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics 04/25/2021

Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown 04/11/2021

Ep 254 - Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams 03/27/2021

Ep 253 - Emoji abuse, joining a winner’s circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas 03/14/2021

Ep 252 - A corral of crazy, diabolical Bingo, and off-brand synergy 02/28/2021

Ep 251 - Relationship barnacles, camping without traces, and five weeks to a fiancé 02/15/2021

Ep 250 - Alternative forms of torture, out of tune strings, and a garbage bag of ice 01/31/2021

Ep 249 - The good kind of cheating, knowing when to show up, and a questionable Star 01/24/2021

Ep 248 - Recycled salad, stupidity tax, and avoiding raw truth 01/10/2021

Ep 247 - Criminal caroling, a bloody dash, and a cooler of warm beer 12/20/2020

Ep 246 - A great slab of art, questionable temptations, and a special Christmas errand 12/13/2020

Ep 245 - Creature Christmas, an atomic wonderland, and eating the baby 12/06/2020

Ep 244 - A Thanksgiving disadvantage, 20 minute make-outs, and mommy misgivings 11/22/2020

Ep 243 - Pleasant putdowns, 10 minutes with Kiss, and a labyrinth of disasters 11/14/2020

Ep 242 - Rocky relationships, getting into character, and love at first exhale 11/07/2020

Ep 241 - Unwilling hypnosis, goat horns, and a heaping of medieval necromancy 10/24/2020

Ep 240 - Lathering over LaLaurie, shedding dead weight, and shucking more than oysters 10/17/2020

Ep 239 - Revisiting Clarissa, killer clowns, and a Crazytown Halloween 10/10/2020

Ep 238 - Creepy creativity, drug store demons, and harvesters of decay 10/03/2020

Ep 237 - A noisy beacon, bathroom confrontations, and a bully reckoning 09/27/2020

Ep 236 - Recreating Woodstock, gas can booze, and Crazytown on wheels 09/19/2020

Ep 235 - Touching privileges, eating my own heart, and a Homecoming intervention 09/05/2020

Ep 234 - Conditional couples, garage sale hot plates, and a social scorecard 08/29/2020