Time Flies with Jesus Sepulveda

Time Flies is hosted by comedian Jesus Sepulveda, from The American Wannabes podcast, the Netflix special "They can't deport us all" with Chingo Bling and Entre Nos on HBO. He opens up about his take on modern topic, pop culture and shares stories from his life experiences. Enjoy!

Episode 65 - No One Told Me! 03/08/2022

Episode 65 - No One Told Me! Episode 65. Jesus gives you an inside look on how it is to be a traveling comedian goes over his busy schedule and goes into detail of what happens during the shows he also talks about certain shows that went wrong then he touches on the Tragic that happened at the Mexico soccer game and ends it with a soccer game experience with playing at an adult league. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/22384001

Episode 64 - Liar Liar 02/16/2022

Episode 64 - Liar Liar Episode 64. On this episode Jesus talks about his Valentine’s Day gift debacle With customer service Then Jesus goes into how he spent the day at Universal Studios during the Super Bowl Then Jesus goes into Some childhood stories on how his dad would put him in awkward positions where he had to learn how to lie enjoy ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/22157327

Episode 63- The Burger King 02/08/2022

Episode 63- The Burger King Episode 63. On this episode it says talks about planning a vacation for his brother who is visiting him from Arizona then he talks about how It is when family comes over and visit and takes over the house. Jesus and this episode with a hilarious story of the time he ate somebody else’s whopper that was in the fridge. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/22067714

Episode 62 - Football Glory Days 02/01/2022

Episode 62 - Football Glory Days Episode 62. Right off the bat Jesus mistakes this sundays game With the Super Bowl even though the Super Bowl is In two weeks then goes into his football glory days then talks about how football players act in the locker room and he ends it with a funny story of how dramatic white people are with the game and how his middle school coach set a touching speech when he retired. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21982472

Episode 61 - Do The Right Thing 01/25/2022

Episode 61 - Do The Right Thing Episode 61. And this episode Jesus talks about the Eli crime that’s going on then Mentions that he’s not scared because he grew up in that environment makes fun of it then tells the story of the time that he gave a dollar to a Crackhead who now has given him trust issues then ends it with a hilarious story of the time he worked in North Carolina enjoy ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21891296

Episode 60 - Who Gave Us The Rona 01/17/2022

Episode 60 - Who Gave Us The Rona Episode 60. This is talks about how the Sepulveda’s household got hit with Covid then he goes into how everyone is reacting towards it. Then he switches topic and goes into how he wants to change for 2022 And and the episode with a hilarious story about him and deodorant enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21802418

Episode 59 - Gangsters That Dance 01/17/2022

Episode 59 - Gangsters That Dance Episode 59 Jesus talks about what he wants to eat for his birthday then he goes into the last minute shopping items Then he talks about Watching the movie west side story and how he thought it was about gangs there finds out it’s a musical enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21802325

Episode 58 - Shop Till You Drop 01/17/2022

Episode 58 - Shop Till You Drop Episode 58. On this episode Jesus gives you a quick summary of how his Thanksgiving was he also talks about his regrets on the food choices he made then he goes in to where he’s at with the 25 days of Christmas and the shopping that’s to come hope you enjoy this episode! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21802295

Episode 57 - Sepulveda's Are In New York! 01/17/2022

Episode 57 - Sepulveda's Are In New York! Episode 57 . Jesus makes it to New York City and takes his mom and dad with him ! They talk about All the things at the scene Central Park where John Lennon got murdered Empire State building and they also talked about all the places that they went to go eat it is a funny episode and then Jesus reveals the reason why he went to New York the secret is out enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21802256

Episode 56 - The Secret 11/16/2021

Episode 56 - The Secret Episode 56. Jesus talks about how happy he is the Halloween is over he likes it but it scared of all the haunted houses then he goes into his secret announcement on his trip to New York City then talks about how he is taking his family with him and His parents packing style lol enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/21178598

Episode 55 - 420 SHOW! 10/26/2021

Episode 55 - 420 SHOW! Episode 55 Jesus explains the mustache I look then he talks about his trip to Tucson Arizona where he went to a costume family party . I then Jesus talks about the show he had to perform in Tucson where it was a cannabis friendly show and like everyone that listen to the podcast knows Jesus does not do well with marijuana so he talks about his experience on being high while performing stand up. /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/20948711

Episode 54 - Help My Sister's A Bully 10/09/2021

Episode 54 - Help My Sister's A Bully Episode 54 Jesus talks about sports for the first time ever in his podcast career .. Then he talks about how in the 90s kids used to take care of themselves they would walk home an open their house door with the key that their parents Would Lecture them on how important that key is then he ends the podcast with a hilarious story of him and his sister getting into a rumble with each other. /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/20760980

Episode 53 - Scary Cat 10/01/2021

Episode 53 - Scary Cat Episode 53 He just talks about growing up and how he needs to stop being so afraid of scary movies then he goes into drunk Mexicans at party’s. Then Jesus and the podcast with a hilarious story of his elementary crush and how her brother was super jealous enjoy ! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/20677847

Episode 52 - Scratch My Back And I'll Scratch Yours 09/25/2021

Episode 52 - Scratch My Back And I'll Scratch Yours Episode 52 Jesus gives his opinion on the $.99 store And shares with his favorite toy then he talks about his Halloween costume when he was a kid with a hilarious impression of his dad.Then he goes into and his battle with not receiving a good massage!. I disappear so has good energy also pictures to give everyone a good point of you of what he’s talking about make sure to subscribe and thank you once again /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/20598479

Episode 51 - San Antonio weekend 09/16/2021

Episode 51 - San Antonio weekend Episode 51 Jesus has a show in San Antonio for the weekend and decide to do an episode there he starts off the podcast talking about traveling during 9/11 he also Talks about how the shows went and him dealing with they heckler then he ends the episode with a story of his dad crushing his dreams on becoming a ninja! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/20502275

Episode 50 - Guess Who's Back! 09/16/2021

Episode 50 - Guess Who's Back! Episode 50 Is finally here - the episode that everyone has been waiting for! Right away Jesus and his parents get into some back-and-forth banter that goes on for a couple of minutes with their Spanglish conversations and Jesus’ dad’s quick jokes. And Jesus takes them down memory lane with photos as they relive the moments together. We’re Back! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/20502218

Episode 49 - Hiding Under the Bed 07/07/2021

Episode 49 - Hiding Under the Bed Episode 49 He just talks about his Fourth of July experience with his neighbors popping illegal fireworks and the visit of his parents and the grilled onions incident with his dad. He also shares the story of how he used to spend the summer vacations when he was younger what’s funny Act out and funny voices! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19739510

Episode 48 - Working Class 06/23/2021

Episode 48 - Working Class Episode 48 This episode is dedicated on the hard-working people That hustle every day work overtime and sacrifice a lot of their time to provide for their family. Jesus talks about his dad working in the 90s and how he Saul the change of women not working to women now working and even working more than men.Jesus entertains us with funny impressions and voices that make this episode fun enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19586075

Episode 47 - Road Rage! 06/17/2021

Episode 47 - Road Rage! Episode 47 This episode starts off with a bang Jesus talks about his trip to Vegas visiting his girlfriend’s family and how he compares her family to his then he shares with us a crazy incident that happened the night before with A crazy car chase then he Talks about a time when he wrecked his dad’s car and didn’t know how to tell him enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19514699

Episode 46 - Home Alone 06/09/2021

Episode 46 - Home Alone Episode 46 Jesus Sepulveda talks about going through an identity crisis and wants to change his look and hairstyle then he talks about And how summer vacation was when he was a kid and the chores he had to go through and the fact that him and his sister have to stay alone and take care of the whole house. funny childhood stories and much more enjoy /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19419323

Episode 45 - Raccoon War 06/04/2021

Episode 45 - Raccoon War Episode 45 Jesus has been having a back-and-forth war with the raccoon He talks about how he wants to get rid of it but his girlfriend doesn’t want him to hurt it and Wants to do it the right way the humane way. Then Jesus and the podcast talking about his trip to Arizona and hanging out with his family who he hasn’t seen since the pandemic and gives an interesting point of you enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19358858

Episode 44 - SEPULVEDA'S don't play with food! 05/26/2021

Episode 44 - SEPULVEDA'S don't play with food! Episode 44 Jesus starts the podcast off with how hectic his day is going and goes into detail of he’s busy week ahead of him he’s running around doing errands for his dad picking up food and preparing for his show on Sunday he and the episode talking about his diet how hard it is and he even talks about how difficult it is for him to try new foods and wants to get his dad into trying sushi for the first. /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19254575

Episode 43 - Everything is Bigger In Texas! 05/20/2021

Episode 43 - Everything is Bigger In Texas! Episode 43 Jesus Sepulveda is hitting the road and one of the stops is San Antonio, TX. He talks about how comfortable the Uber drivers are out there talking about politics and things like that. He also talks about food, the comedy club and life on the road. He ends the podcast with a hilarious story of his childhood neighbor who his dad called "Paisa". /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19183865

Episode 42 - Im Just like My Father 05/11/2021

Episode 42 - Im Just like My Father Episode 42 Starts off with Jesus talking about his new project that he’s working on with his girlfriend and how he got into a little bit of a frustrating moment With her and realize what he was doing and calm down and talked about how it was working with his dad. And he also talked about the time that he work in landscaping and how he got fired enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19070594

Episode - Mothers Day Special 05/06/2021

Episode - Mothers Day Special Episode 41 is the special episode dedicated to Mrs. Sepulveda and to all the mothers out there listening to time flies!. Jesus starts the podcast talking about his sister when she goes through with taking care of her sons and then he talks about his mom and shares stories of how she was when he was a kid. Jesus ends the podcast with a great story of the time his mom stood up for him to his dad .! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/19002596

Episode 40 - Keeping It Real 04/28/2021

Episode 40 - Keeping It Real Episode 40 This is Sepulveda is back I’m feeling better than ever after catching the flu in Florida Don’t worry it was not the Rona On this episode he touches on how grateful he is to have the job he has and Reflects on what he needs in life And he’s back on his weight loss Struggle . Hope you guys Enjoy it ! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/18898886

Episode 39 - The Truth Comes Out! 04/21/2021

Episode 39 - The Truth Comes Out! Episode 39 is a special episode that Jesus shot in Miami Florida he also has a special guest with him which is his high school friend and they start sharing stories of how he was in high school and all the crazy things he would do then he shares with us some of the things that they did in Florida And his friend puts to rest all of the doubt that people have about his crazy stories! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/18801461

Episode 38 - Are We Back? 04/14/2021

Episode 38 - Are We Back? Episode 38 Starts with a public service announcement on Jesus his second shot with the Pfizer vaccine he expresses his point of view about the shot and how he felt with it. He talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and he mentions the fact that they’re starting to open things up such as concerts and shares a hilarious story of the time he got lost in a Mexican concert when he was a kid /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/18720239

Episode 37 - Girls Gone Wild With The Family 04/07/2021

Episode 37 - Girls Gone Wild With The Family Episode 37 Jesus is back with another one fresh from his family vacation and talks about being back in his hometown and doing shows again. Then he ends the episode with a hilarious story of the time his dad took the whole family out on a family vacation to the beach but didn’t realize that it was spring break and it was filled with college kids drinking and partying hard! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/18642404

Episode 36 - The Art Of Breaking Up 03/30/2021

Episode 36 - The Art Of Breaking Up Episode 36 On this episode Jesus talks about how being hungover At this age is different than when he was younger and he talks about his party days and sneaking out and he literally go step-by-step on how he did it. He also points out on how you guys lie and make themselves seem tougher than what they really are and how girls can see that then he answers a Podcast listeners question and ends with a hilarious story enjoy! /episode/index/show/timeflies/id/18457796

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