Total Babble

Honest, funny, often biting. Emily is smart and Stew... well, he's kind of a court-jester asshole. You don't have to agree with everything, just be open and be real.

Episode 640: The Kash Patel of Nipples 08/12/2026

Episode 640: The Kash Patel of Nipples Taylor Farms, F Them too! - Ninja Slam Dance - Everybody Thinks She's a SPY - 6 Dollar discount at Best Buy??? - The R Word, Hire the Disabled. Fuck the Man!! - When People in the Media F Up - The Body Parts Admission /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/42409405

Episode 639: Can't Even Get Into Hell 08/05/2026

Episode 639: Can't Even Get Into Hell Catching Up - HE HE Shamon - Learning From Challenege - Tired of the Eagles - Superhero Talk - Double Dicked - The Invite - Celebrity/Politician Death Scale App - John Cena /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/42331775

Episode 638: A Lotta Head Above 07/22/2026

Episode 638: A Lotta Head Above Dua Lipa, Book Nerd - Secret Sound - The Christina Tapes Back in a week… Tell your friends about us! Talk to you then! /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/42146390

Episode 637: When Life Hands You Slushees, Make Lemonade 07/15/2026

Episode 637: When Life Hands You Slushees, Make Lemonade MASSIVE BEAR SPOLIERS in this Show Listener Stuff - The Bear - 4th Amendment Win - Tennis Player, Hero or Dick-Troll? - UFO/Government Stuff - CBS Update - Happy Birthday to Big Brain Barry, Slushee Prince! /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/42063655

Episode 636: "I don't know if Kate Bush is God" 07/08/2026

Episode 636: "I don't know if Kate Bush is God" Upsold on Fireworks - Drone Shows, Better Than Fireworks? - Trump's State Fair Celebration Was Cancelled - Relationship Roles - Fuck Sammy Hagar - Influencers and Judgement - Empire State Climbing Couple /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/42016560

Episode 635: Stick to the Rivers and Lakes That You're Used To 07/01/2026

Episode 635: Stick to the Rivers and Lakes That You're Used To America! Blow Shit Up! Happy 4th!!! ICE Talk FCC Follow Up - Patton Oswalt on Trump - Emily, the Massive Resume - Cancer Pasta - T-Mobile - The Originator of "Suck My Ass" - Idiot of the Week - /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41925625

Episode 634: Please Feed the Luxury Sized Guest Big Macs 06/24/2026

Episode 634: Please Feed the Luxury Sized Guest Big Macs Lots of "Small Talk" Toy Story, Trump, Street renaming, Tan suits, Reflecting Pools - Steal That Tune /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41798350

Episode 633: And it's NOT Moshell, idiot!! 06/17/2026

Episode 633: And it's NOT Moshell, idiot!! So Much Sports Talk: What? Michelle Obama is a Man?, Knicks Having a Party, Neiltheceo: Bungie Jumping and Doo Doos in Knicks Jerseys. /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41683860

Episode 632: Just Thinking With Thoughts 06/10/2026

Episode 632: Just Thinking With Thoughts Sexuality in America Talk… Door Versus Toe… Parenting!! - God Damn it, Claire Danes!! - Spencer Pratt - Trump Storms off Interview/Analyzing Trump - Voting - Some Questions Don't Have Hard Answers - Taylor Swift Wedding/Concert Question /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41606100

Episode 631: Just Dance 06/03/2026

Episode 631: Just Dance Happy Pride, Give Us Your Rainbow Money! - Let's Talk About Equality - Rehabbing Criminals - Spencer Prat? ….Ugh!!!! - Sexual Assault - Freedom 250 and The Vanilla Ice Drinking Game. C&C's Freedom Eccchhh - Distracted Driving With No Arm! /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41528515

Episode 630: I Will Miss This One Day. This is a Gift Right Now. 05/27/2026

Episode 630: I Will Miss This One Day. This is a Gift Right Now. Babble Improv - Send Help - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die - Britney DUI Audio - Blows to Free Speech - Learning From Your Past; Philosophy and Death Talk - CBS is the Worst. Boycott info. Here /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41446080

Episode 629: That Guy Just Bottomed Pete Hegseth 05/21/2026

Episode 629: That Guy Just Bottomed Pete Hegseth Boycott CBS Paramount! - Colin Jost Predicted the Pulp Hegseth/Pulp Fiction Thing -You Say You Want a Revolution, Well… - Saturday Night Live is Terrible /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41369980

Episode 628: MMA Cage Fight to Defend Rachel Scott!! 05/13/2026

Episode 628: MMA Cage Fight to Defend Rachel Scott!! Have some Protein and Tylenol - Rachel Scott - The State of the World - Netflix is a Joke Festival, Tony Hinchliff; Chelsea Handler - One Nation… - DEI /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41287940

Episode 627: Infarction 05/06/2026

Episode 627: Infarction Get Better, Robert TDR - Neighbor Counseling With Stew - Game Hunting/The Animals Are Striking Back Again - Guess that Trump Absurdity - The Bison Buffalo Game - Tom Cruise Numerology Bullshit - Decaprio Relationships /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41197220

Episode 626: Babies Be Knifing 04/29/2026

Episode 626: Babies Be Knifing Trump Assassination Attempt - Loud Music and Car People - Are You a Goat or Horse? - Sade? - Michael Jackson - Project Hail Mary/Milana /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/41067525

Episode 625: We Need a New Gesture for Colonoscopy 04/22/2026

Episode 625: We Need a New Gesture for Colonoscopy Colon Talk - Bullshit Contractors - 91 Year Old Welfare Check - Carnival Cruise Line to Pay $300k in Damages - Thievery is a Gateway Drug to Being a Politician - Not Content /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40984145

Episode 624: Like Julie Newmar at Buc-ee's Fun 04/15/2026

Episode 624: Like Julie Newmar at Buc-ee's Fun Julie Newmar, Sexual Identifier - Marvel/Star Wars Movies - Catching Up on Headlines: Pam Bondi got fired - TMZ in DC - Trump is Jesus - Iran's Eve of Destruction - Buc-ee's - Artemis 2 - Healthcare - Tennessee Schoolboard Perv /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40892520

Episode 623: Homemade 04/08/2026

Episode 623: Homemade Blondie The Bear Follow Up - No Kings Day and "The Man" - Restaurant Talk - People with Balls!! - What Should the Penalty for ICE Agents Be? Speaking Well of the Dead` - Congratulations to That Young Brainiac Boy! - The Comeback, High Potential, & The Pitt /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40724540

Episode 622: Double F---back 03/31/2026

Episode 622: Double F---back Weird Chicken Improv - F It All… - YouKnow - Imani Coppola - Card Games - Punch the Monkey - "Bad" Words /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40684090

Episode 621: Bearatorial 03/25/2026

Episode 621: Bearatorial Sticker Shock - TSA Shutdown - America's Presidential Crime Family - Blondie, the Bear. Punch the - Go for Stew! Punch the Monk… #^!% /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40625305

Episode 620: Cheeses of Nazareth 03/18/2026

Episode 620: Cheeses of Nazareth Quick Thoughts - Oscars - Death and Taco Bell - FCC, Can still suck our ass… - YOU Fu*kin Round Up /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40536790

Episode 619: Lashing Out 03/12/2026

Episode 619: Lashing Out Kristi Noem - Los Angeles Public Transportation Ride the D!! - FCC and call centers - Home Improvement With Emily - Hurricane Melissa is Being Retired - When News Anchors F Up! - A RUDE Lashing /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40406865

Episode 618: The Next Thing I hear is a F_cking Flute!!! 03/04/2026

Episode 618: The Next Thing I hear is a F_cking Flute!!! Children of Babble - Only 6 Girls on the Planet Like Rush, 2112! - Conflict at Costco - Welcome to a New world… War - James Talerico and Jasmine Crockett - Anthropic - What's Wrong with the Youth of Today? - Bafta Awards Controversy Please be aware this episode was intended to be called "Hate-Fucking Lauren Boebert," but I swear we've used that title before. /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40319385

Episode 617: Ever Find Yourself Nude & Vomiting inside a Trash bag? 02/26/2026

Episode 617: Ever Find Yourself Nude & Vomiting inside a Trash bag? Flooded and Vomiting in Canada- Canadians, Better Than Normal People? - Colbert and Tallerico - Boycott CBS Paramount Skydance Streaming and Apps - Australian Slurry - Bill McClintock's Smooth OpeRATTor /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40235850

Episode 616: Self Emptying 02/18/2026

Episode 616: Self Emptying Sick Again (GREAT Led Zeppelin song, but I digress) - Where's our Antifa checks? - What if Pam Bondi was a Waitress? Check April Ajoy on the Socials - Why All the Cock-eyed Freaks - Overcompensating for Immigrants and Racism - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Vote - The Erika Kirk Tapes - Captain Tio! /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40127570

Episode 615: Cardi B is a Flaptastic Olympic Athlete!! 02/11/2026

Episode 615: Cardi B is a Flaptastic Olympic Athlete!! Well, Those Don't Fit Me - Super Bowl, Bad Bunny, Kid Rock - Penis Gate - Ape Gate - James Carville's Message of Hope /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40080610

Episode 614: Did Donald Make a Boom Boom? 02/05/2026

Episode 614: Did Donald Make a Boom Boom? Groundhogs - Catherine O'Hara - Trump Pop Culture Report - Epstein - The Super Bowl??? - Music Talk - STHAFM Thanks to 'Psychology Simplified' on youtube for the clip, Check out their full length version. /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/40001210

Episode 613: Defeated by Billy Gibbons!!! 01/28/2026

Episode 613: Defeated by Billy Gibbons!!! More Minnesota - Billy Gibbons - Stew's Hare Krishna Roundabout Date - Kids & Screen Time - St Louis Escaped Monkeys!!! /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/39916180

Episode 612: BIg Refund Energy 01/22/2026

Episode 612: BIg Refund Energy I almost called this one Jack 4 Tax!!! But you know… Are we Invading Iceland or Greenland, Daddy? - Target - Jackson Hewitt Refund Jeans. Give Lilly a Raise! - More Target - Is the Ultra Right Actually Stupid (Thanks to Bleeker Mason …er Keegan Tatum). /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/39820275

Episode 611: The Opposite of Light 01/14/2026

Episode 611: The Opposite of Light The Small Talk - Kate Hudson and Hugh Jackman Joke Time - Nikki Glaser Has Balls - Sean Penn Giving Health Advice - Minneapolis, Renee Nicole Good - San Diego Parking Meters - UFOs (UAPs) /episode/index/show/totalbabble/id/39735265

Total Babble

TOPICS