Two Dry Guys

Every week, New York City-based comedians Justin Auslaender & Nate Borgman talk to vagrants, charlatans, and ne'er-do-wells about their hobbies and interests. They delve deep into the topic to find the humor.

Episode 49: Swap 12/13/2022

Episode 49: Swap Nate and Justin enjoy a foghorn cocktail and drinking gin to stave off malaria. They discuss prisoner swaps, cabbies, and the furniture war taking place on 57th street between the French and the Germans. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/25313787

Episode 48: Gobble Gobble 11/24/2022

Episode 48: Gobble Gobble The Two Dry Guys drink a Corduroy cocktail and talk Turkey, Taxes, and urinals. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/25125561

Episode 47: Mixologist, UFOlogist, Apologist 11/12/2022

Episode 47: Mixologist, UFOlogist, Apologist Two Dry Guys welcome friend of the show @growupjoe to talk about fall cocktails, the Tardy UAP Report, working in a warehouse, and the giving of thanks. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24985047

Episode 46: B*tch A$$ Steak 11/11/2022

Episode 46: B*tch A$$ Steak Nate and Justin discuss the NYC Marathon, juicing, turkey neck, daylight savings time, too much meat, and how to order amongst your betters. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24979050

Episode 45: Douchey Documentaries 11/04/2022

Episode 45: Douchey Documentaries Nate and Justin reconnect after a long break due to Oktoberfest related complications. Justin talks all about his trip to Oktoberfest and Nate insults his family members and gets a little too dry for this podcast when he talks about the New York Film Festival. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24911121

Episode 44: Summer of Whiskey #9 - The Breadwinner's Chair 11/04/2022

Episode 44: Summer of Whiskey #9 - The Breadwinner's Chair Nate brings a Whiskey for once! It is from the Kings County Distillery and it is delicious. Justin and Nate discuss the farm distillers licenses, the Pope's chair, acceptable pizza toppings, waking up at 5AM for solitude, Headspace, and racing China back to the moon. This Week in Furniture - The Lay-Z-Boy. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24911028

Episode 43: Summer of Whiskey #8: 3D Chess 11/04/2022

Episode 43: Summer of Whiskey #8: 3D Chess This episode of Summer of Whiskey is coming to you after a long hiatus. Nate and Justin drink Nikka Coffey Whiskey and discuss New Jersey's approach to recreational marijuana, Oktoberfest, and how stupid they are when it comes to the economy. Nate brings back ABC's of the ROC and This Week in Furniture the Two Dry Guys discuss the Wet Massage Table. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24910806

Episode 42: Summer of Whiskey #7 - Taste of Taiwan 08/31/2022

Episode 42: Summer of Whiskey #7 - Taste of Taiwan Justin and Nate try Kavalan Taiwanese Whisky, it is so delicious they decide to continue their support for all things Taiwan. They also discuss The Boss Act, job interview questions, and NYC deli salads. Stay tuned until the end for the ABCs of the R-O-C and This Week in Furniture. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24227202

Episode 41: Summer of Whiskey #6 - Rocky Mountain Goodness 08/18/2022

Episode 41: Summer of Whiskey #6 - Rocky Mountain Goodness The Two Dry Guys try Stranahan's Single Malt Whiskey from Colorado and are blown away by how good it is. Justin discusses feeling disdain from the youth. Nate talks about his trip to Florida, Seat 27F, creeping out children in the airport, and dining at an Orlando Hooters. The Dry Guys also talk about Braai Masters and Uncoupled. Tune in for the ABC's of the R-O-C, Scam Wham Kablam!, and This Week in Furniture. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24094935

Episode 40: Summer of Whiskey #5 - with an "E" 08/11/2022

Episode 40: Summer of Whiskey #5 - with an "E" Justin brings in a bottle of Redbreast 12 Year Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey and discusses Irish Whiskey. Nate discusses his new "conflict resolution" method for resolving disputes at work. The guys also discuss the dust up in Taiwan over Pelosi's visit, finding a sandwich in NYC for under $10, tipping culture, and a new "Scam, Wham, Kablam!" involving tax scams by churches and religious organizations. This Week in Furniture is the "Bent Nail Cabinet". /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/24026982

Episode 39: Summer of Whiskey #4 - Double Wood 08/06/2022

Episode 39: Summer of Whiskey #4 - Double Wood Justin brought The Balvenie double wood and Nate comes through with another "Scam, Wham, Kablam" in his continued efforts to anger the illuminati. Another Two Dry Guys for the ages. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/23977158

Episode 38: Summer of Whiskey #3 - Rye Guys 07/26/2022

Episode 38: Summer of Whiskey #3 - Rye Guys This week the two dry guys discuss Rye Whiskey and taste Templeton Rye a/k/a Iowa's Good Stuff. They discuss Congresses big perv problem, "SCAM WHAM KABLAM" and Nate's hatred/admiration for the rich, the bounds of dipping food into beverages, and water rights. This Week in Furniture - the electric chair! /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/23865738

Episode 37: Summer of Whiskey #2 07/08/2022

Episode 37: Summer of Whiskey #2 The Two Dry Guys give Hudson Whiskey a shot and have differing opinions. Nate discusses getting ready for a 5k, being too fat to ride a jetski with his lady, and trying to determine what drugs do to poo. Justin talks about officiating a wedding, AirBnb's, and constipation at home. Thank your bullies. For This Week in Furniture Nate talks about airplane seats on Emirates. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/23685992

Episode 36: Summer of Whiskey #1 06/10/2022

Episode 36: Summer of Whiskey #1 Nate and Justin sit down for the first episode of Summer of Whiskey to try Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey. They discuss stoned sperm, "Death in Paradise", "Love on the Spectrum", coffee grinders, new collar workers, out of control tipping and recycling faux pas. This Week in Furniture harkens back to the Gilded Age. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/23391983

Episode 35: Towel Waiving 05/27/2022

Episode 35: Towel Waiving Nate and Justin sit down with friend of the show Joe Nami @growupjoe and comedian Mike Earley @earley_mike to taste Topo Chico, talk young love, alcoholism, and old timey jokes. Nate talks about too much furniture in This Week in Furniture and doesn't understand the big book of jewish humor. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/23250353

Episode 34: The Apex of the Curve 05/09/2022

Episode 34: The Apex of the Curve Nate and Justin record from Nate's cubicle to discuss bag tags, Shen Yun, publicly supporting Taiwan, and Nate's night at the theatre. This Week in Furniture is a Float Lab tank. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/23054453

Episode 33: Tuxable Events 04/22/2022

Episode 33: Tuxable Events Nate and Justin sit down for a no guest episode and discuss pens, Justin's decision to go dry for the month of April, making weight, getting wide, commodity purchases, foreign television, physical therarpy, the medical professions complete lack of respect for your time, and text chains. The Two Dry Guys also review never before reviewed sparkling mineral waters, introduce a new segment about television shows, and revisit fan favorite "This Week in Furniture" with the Doctor Johnson Tennis Umpire Chair. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22880504

Friday Night Special #1 from Sweet Annie's NYC 03/26/2022

Friday Night Special #1 from Sweet Annie's NYC Nate and Justin met up for an impromptu podcast from the bar Sweet Annie's NYC for this Friday Night Special #1. They talk about knee surgery, Nate's so called novel, kids birthday parties, and the term sober curious. The sound may not be the best and that is what makes it special. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22575749

Episode 32: Deadstock or Rep? 03/16/2022

Episode 32: Deadstock or Rep? Justin and Nate are joined by comedian and filmmaker Alex Payne @alexpaynecomedy to discuss Sneaker collecting, sneakers as fashion, rationalizing expensive shoe purchases, and sneakerhead lingo. Justin makes the Paper Plane Cocktail - equal parts Aperol, Bourbon, Lemon Juice, and Amaro Nonino. Nate talks about selling out and the legend of Trevor Gove before ruining This Week in Furniture. Shoutout to the Bloomberg Terminal. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22462451

Episode 31: Rebranding UFOs 03/02/2022

Episode 31: Rebranding UFOs Nate and Justin sit down with OG guest Joe Nami @growupjoe to discuss UFOs. Nate tries and fails to introduce a new segment involving an Almanac and recovers with a big hit in "This Week in Furniture". Justin brings in a couple bottles of sparkling mineral water for a taste test and then pairs that with Amaro Nonino for the cocktail this week. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22305800

Episode 30: Getting By On Sauce 02/24/2022

Episode 30: Getting By On Sauce Nate and Justin sat down sans guest this week to discuss dining out in NYC, jazz clubs, and WWIII. Justin makes and discusses a Margarita on National Margarita Day. Nate pulls a rope a dope in "This Week in Furniture!" with The Hug Chair. Nate also brings a new segment "Taxy Turvy". /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22244513

Episode 29: Women Be Swappin' 02/15/2022

Episode 29: Women Be Swappin' Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, actress, and writer Lauren Hope Krass (@laurenhopekrass) to discuss fashion, thrifting, and clothing swaps. Listen in and learn where to find the best plus sized thrift clothing, the code of thrifting, and how you can help save the world. Justin makes a Romulan Ale Fizz, it's blue, has egg whites, and is illegal in The Federation. Nate talks about the Z chair and defends billionaires. Check out Lauren's show New Material Night @QEDAstoria on the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month! /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22145876

Episode 28: That's How Hype Trains Work 02/09/2022

Episode 28: That's How Hype Trains Work Two Dry Guys welcome comedian Brian Kim @briankimcomedy to discuss collecting UFC trading cards and electric scooters. Justin talks about the Americano Cocktail, how to open club soda, and drinking things out of glass bottles. Nate brings the heat to "This Week in Furniture" with the Regency F3500 Wood Stove. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/22072295

Episode 27: Cary Grant Is Not A Murderer 02/01/2022

Episode 27: Cary Grant Is Not A Murderer Nate and Justin are joined by Comedian Molly Kornfeld @molly_kornfeld to talk about old hollywood, Hitchcock, and Cary Grant. Justin makes the White Lady Cocktail 1.5 oz gin, 1 oz triple sec, 3/4 oz lemon juice shaken in a cocktail shaker and served up. Nate presents another installment of "This Week In Furniture" with the Wurlitzer 1015. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/21989069

Episode 26: Singing - Lotta Honey, Lotta Scarves Indoors 01/26/2022

Episode 26: Singing - Lotta Honey, Lotta Scarves Indoors Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and Long Island native Gabe Mollica to talk about singing. Gabe talks singing in theatre, voice lessons, his college a cappella group, and barbershop quartets. Justin makes a White Carnation Cocktail (Vodka, Peach Schnapps, OJ, Soda, Splash Cream) as an omage to Gabe's Long Island horse racing roots. Nate kicks furniture of the week up a notch with The Badminton Chest. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/21898529

Episode 25: Duration of the Beration 01/19/2022

Episode 25: Duration of the Beration Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and author of Ben Katzner, @shaqkatzner, to discuss comics, graphic novels, and the black conservative movement. Nate talks about how he pays teenagers to disrespect people on the subway and ruins Furniture of the Week with The Lava Lamp. Justin talks about the Monte Carlo Cocktail 2oz rye, 1/2 oz Benedictine, and a dash of bitters. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/21829460

Episode 24: The Man Behind The Music 01/11/2022

Episode 24: The Man Behind The Music Nate and Justin are joined by comedian Dan Harumi, one half of the hit music duo Night Cream, to discuss music, making beats, and the practice of "winging it". This week in furniture is all about the Saarinen Table. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/21736955

Episode 23: 3D Doughnuts and SMD Murals 01/03/2022

Episode 23: 3D Doughnuts and SMD Murals Nate and Justin are joined by comedian Jacob Lie @jacobhlie to discuss 3D Animation, pandemic hobbies, bad teachers, Street Art, and a float in a sensory deprivation tank. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/21661295

Episode 22: The Eames Lounge Chair! 12/15/2021

Episode 22: The Eames Lounge Chair! Nate and Justin move their podcast on up to the 10th floor of slightly midtown west and discuss furniture, redheads, and White Russians. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/21495131

Episode 21: I'm Runnin' Here! 09/25/2021

Episode 21: I'm Runnin' Here! Nate and Justin reunite to bring you the most boring podcast in the universe for the first time in over two years. /episode/index/show/twodryguys/id/20598230

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