Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast

Join a rotating cast mostly-trans friends as they visit the secluded island of Rokkenjima, argue about which Ushiromiya mom is the hottest, and fight to understand the nature of mystery, fantasy, and the Golden Witch herself. Cover art by @_GwenGrace_ on Twitter.

Stage of the Golden Witch Episode 1 Commentary 10/04/2025

Stage of the Golden Witch Episode 1 Commentary Before we bring all this to a close, why not catch a show with us? This is commentary track for Episode 1 of Shingidan Yumenoichi Classics' production of Stage of the Golden Witch. We'll give you instructions on how to sync this up with the play in the episode. So grab some dubious green liquor (and maybe a dubious copy of the play) and enjoy the show! Hosted by Jennifer Booher () Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (), Isabelle Valant (), and Matthew Winter () Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson () Deep Blue Jeer by Luck Ganriki Melody (Instrumental) by sunny, cap, and xaki /episode/index/show/umipod/id/38465845

Episode 8: Thank You for Showing Restraint 10/04/2024

Episode 8: Thank You for Showing Restraint Like pepper, the difficulty comes in tiny yet spicy grains. Why not participate yourself, now at the very end? And so it ends. Not with a bang, but with a sequence of extremely loud and kind of off-putting bangs that drown out the subtle storytelling that you've come to expect from this series. Ange needs to make a choice but so do we: do we think this episode is any good? Grab some konpeito and join us as we put the witch to sleep for all time with our coverage of the last entry in the Answer Arcs and the final mainline episode of Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. Show Notes Hosted by Jennifer Booher () Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (), Isabelle Valant (), and Matthew Winter () Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson () Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki engage of marionette by dai /episode/index/show/umipod/id/33323227

Episode 7.2: The Specter of Gender Hangs Over Us All 10/05/2023

Episode 7.2: The Specter of Gender Hangs Over Us All You can't neglect the heart. Show Notes Hosted by Jennifer Booher () Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (), Isabelle Valant (), and Matthew Winter () Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson () Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki /episode/index/show/umipod/id/28228517

Episode 7.1: Whydunnit 10/05/2023

Episode 7.1: Whydunnit There is...a bit of difficulty to this one. After a not un-unlengthier... okay, look this is Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast, a podcast about Umineko. Do you remember us? We remember you, and hey, we recorded this episode like, over a year ago! We're putting it out! You heard about this culprit thing? Well, there's actually a lot to talk about before we get to that. Settle in for another two-parter as we discuss the complex circumstances that gave rise to the Golden Witch. Show Notes Willion Gacha Art - / Hosted by Jennifer Booher () Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (), Isabelle Valant (), and Matthew Winter () Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson () Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki l&d circulation by xaki /episode/index/show/umipod/id/28228421

Episode 6: I've Solved Your Cheese Puzzle 07/05/2022

Episode 6: I've Solved Your Cheese Puzzle There is no longer a difficulty level. This is no longer a hint, but a confession. After a not-unlengthier hiatus, Golden Truths is back, again, to watch the sun rise on Dawn of the Golden Witch. The cast engages in a mystery fight of their own, Jenn brings her horse to roost, and Anna, like you, screams and begs for more golden truths. Show Notes Hosted by Jennifer Booher () Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (), Isabelle Valant (), and Matthew Winter () Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson () Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki Love Examination by M.ZAKKY Birth of a New Witch (short) composed by Luck Ganriki and performed by Zakuro Motoki /episode/index/show/umipod/id/23629745

Episode 5: Erika's Glowing Blue Sans Eye 02/12/2022

Episode 5: Erika's Glowing Blue Sans Eye The difficulty is fairly easy. What could possibly deceive you after all this time...? After a not-unlengthy hiatus Golden Truths is back to tackle the Umineko Answer Arcs, if the Answer Arcs don't tackle us first. Jenn contemplates Krauss cryptocurrency conspiracies, Izzy misses marvelous Maria moments, and Caelum talks about new character Erika Furudo for like a solid hour. Content warning for discussion of historical anti-Asian racism from 1:07:40 to 1:13:04 Show Notes Hosted by Jennifer Booher () Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (), and Isabelle Valant () Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson () Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki /episode/index/show/umipod/id/22112879

Tea Party 1: Genji is Trans 10/04/2021

Tea Party 1: Genji is Trans Grab a cup of Earl Grey and kick back with us as we explore various extra materials from the Question Arcs. Featuring segments such as Anna's Music Box, Matt's Design Doc, and Izzy's Whatever The Fuck She Is Doing. /episode/index/show/umipod/id/20685140

Episode Update: Housekeeping of the Communications Witch 09/27/2021

Episode Update: Housekeeping of the Communications Witch Hey everyone! Jenn here with a short plug and update on general goings on. Give the episode a listen or just check out the links below and figure it out yourself. Oh, and thanks everyone who's tuned in so far! See you all real soon (I hope!) /episode/index/show/umipod/id/20608469

Episode 4: Embrace the Cringe 08/12/2021

Episode 4: Embrace the Cringe The difficulty level depends on you. /episode/index/show/umipod/id/20115065

Episode 3: CYCLES OF ABUSE 06/10/2021

Episode 3: CYCLES OF ABUSE The difficulty level is equal. /episode/index/show/umipod/id/19423289

Episode 2: This Episode Isn't Real 05/14/2021

Episode 2: This Episode Isn't Real The difficulty level is extreme. /episode/index/show/umipod/id/19102088

Episode 1.2: Did He Grind His Own Face Off? 04/30/2021

Episode 1.2: Did He Grind His Own Face Off? The gameboard is set. How will the pieces make their moves? We sip our tea and watch as murder after murder takes place, until it finally ends with the witch's victory. Anna shows off her deep knowledge of mid-2000s Newgrounds games, Matt solves another Gohda-based mystery, and Izzy walks us through the merits of self-cremation. /episode/index/show/umipod/id/18920243

Episode 1.1: Y'all Aren't Thinking With Magic 04/30/2021

Episode 1.1: Y'all Aren't Thinking With Magic The difficulty level is standard. /episode/index/show/umipod/id/18920189

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