Unholy Matrimony

Randi and Cort are married. But is it happily ever after?

#29 - The marriage podcast you forgot you listened to... 10/02/2024

#29 - The marriage podcast you forgot you listened to... After years, Randi and Cort contemplate an official return to podcasting. What have they been up to... and most important, what TV shows have they been watching? Also, what has Cort been doing wrong over the past three and a half years? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/33317097

#28 - Cort's Weird Opinions 02/19/2021

#28 - Cort's Weird Opinions Randi thinks Cort has weird opinions. Or opinions about weird things. In this episode, Randi kicks things off with a warning to Cort - before talking trash, Facebook, the Mandalorian and more. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/18012758

#27 - Fake Accents and Sleep Shopping 02/02/2021

#27 - Fake Accents and Sleep Shopping Randi and Cort dive deep into the Hilaria Baldwin "fake accent" controversy, plus chat about nose whistling and their 13-year-old's "sleep shopping" problem. Randi continues to NOT be impressed by Cort's famous relatives. And what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/17777897

#26 - Death, Babies and Politics 01/15/2021

#26 - Death, Babies and Politics Randi and Cort talk about death... as in WHO they think will die first. Plus, first experiences with babies and a deep dive into the nation's political divide. Cort thinks he has it figured out. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/17549765

#25 - Catching up with Randi and Cort 01/08/2021

#25 - Catching up with Randi and Cort New year, new episode. Hear what Randi and Cort have been up to, including big changes in the work world for Randi. On this episode we talk World War II, an attempted coup (World War III?) and What Cort Did Wrong this Week. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/17466116

#24 - Name Dropping, Cereal and Chips 08/10/2020

#24 - Name Dropping, Cereal and Chips Randi and Cort address the elephant in the room: Ellen. Is she a monster? Plus, who tops the kindness list for Randi when it comes to celebrities? Cort really loves Cocoa Pebbles. And what did Cort do wrong this week? Hint: it involves chips. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/15534371

#23 - This Old Quarantine 07/24/2020

#23 - This Old Quarantine Randi and Cort talk about life after more than 4 months of staying at home during the pandemic, including what has prompted both of them to delete Facebook on their phones. Plus - does Cort have an obsession with This Old House? Probably. And what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/15333851

#22 - Remote Learning & Washing Dishes 04/08/2020

#22 - Remote Learning & Washing Dishes The P'Pool-Johnson family is in their 4th week of quarantine, and things not normal. Randi and Cort talk about "sending" the girls back to school, and when they think things will get back to normal. Plus, Cort's dish washing skills are up for debate. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13905485

#21 - Big Families and Handshakes 03/18/2020

#21 - Big Families and Handshakes It's Day #2 of Corona-Quarantine... but it might as well be day #302. Randi and Cort talk about restaurants and bars closing down in Oregon, what it's like to grow up in a big family, and handshakes. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13607078

#20 - Eye Contact and Quarantine 03/17/2020

#20 - Eye Contact and Quarantine It's quarantine time, which means Randi and Cort have nothing better to do than bring the podcast back. Speaking of which, Randi can't quarantine, Cort doesn't make good eye contact, and why does Randi hate the Oregon Coast? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13578437

#19 - Placentas, Christmas Trees & PC Schools 11/22/2019

#19 - Placentas, Christmas Trees & PC Schools What to do with that old placenta? Randi and Cort have an idea. Plus, when is it too early to set up for Christmas? And, have public schools become too PC? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13784228

#18 - Cort Needs Anger Management & Bad Moms 11/15/2019

#18 - Cort Needs Anger Management & Bad Moms Randi and Cort talk about his anger management issues (which he doesn't think he has), bad moms and leftovers. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13784288

#17 - Dying Dog, Death Threads and iPhones 11/08/2019

#17 - Dying Dog, Death Threads and iPhones Randi and Cort are back (again), with a lot to talk about, including the passing of their beloved basset/beagle hound, Rosco. Plus, a discussion about group texts, are people actually funny, and does Sloane need an iPhone 11 for Christmas. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13784366

#16 - Wedding of the Century, Cort's Stand-Up, First Date 08/02/2019

#16 - Wedding of the Century, Cort's Stand-Up, First Date Randi and Cort have returned from the "wedding of the century." Plus, they take a look at Cort's stand-up comedy chops - their first date, and what's up with Area 51. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13784513

#15 - End of Times, Taylor Swift & Wet Towels 07/12/2019

#15 - End of Times, Taylor Swift & Wet Towels Randi and Cort are back with a new episode, and despite Cort THINKING he had made the audio sound better... it was actually worse. But hang in there! Hear about Cort and Randi's earthquake plan, where they hide their important documents - and what does Randi REALLY think about Taylor Swift. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13784540

#14 - Bad Breath, Dog Paintings and Mother's Guilt 06/07/2019

#14 - Bad Breath, Dog Paintings and Mother's Guilt Randi and Cort have a bad experience at Quinn's choir concert, and it had nothing to do with singing. Plus, has Cort has become one of "those" people? Randi feels guilty, about everything. And... what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14196722

#13 - Energy Drinks, Everest and Drake 05/31/2019

#13 - Energy Drinks, Everest and Drake The mom in Randi comes out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Cort and Randi talk energy drinks, climbing Mount Everest and high school clicks. Oh, and Drake. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14196752

#12 - Canned Chicken, Passive Aggressive Texts & Fire Hazards 05/24/2019

#12 - Canned Chicken, Passive Aggressive Texts & Fire Hazards What is Randi having for lunch? Find out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, Randi is putting the family at risk because she gets cold. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14196767

#11 - Jonas Bros, Birds and Burning Man 04/19/2019

#11 - Jonas Bros, Birds and Burning Man The Jonas Brothers are back at it. Cort doesn't care, and it comes as a shock to Randi. Cort looks for advice in dealing with a pesky neighborhood robin, and Randi lets us know about one of her bucket list items. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637254

#10 - College, Edibles and Restaurant Etiquette 04/12/2019

#10 - College, Edibles and Restaurant Etiquette It's been a while, but Randi & Cort are back with Episode 10, which was actually recorded a month ago. In this episode, they talk about the college/university bribery scandal, edibles, Randi's new job and Cort's poor restaurant etiquette. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637284

#9 - Michael Jackson, Feminism and Limousines 03/08/2019

#9 - Michael Jackson, Feminism and Limousines Randi and Cort are back from Hawaii (they went to Hawaii last week, in case Cort didn't say anything). Cort wonders what restaurant Randi would choose to eat at if she could have free food for a year, while Randi deep dives into the new HBO documentary series about Michael Jackson. Plus, no more limos for prom? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637314

#8 - Did I Mention We're In Hawaii? 03/01/2019

#8 - Did I Mention We're In Hawaii? Randi and Cort are in Hawaii. But that didn't stop them from recording a new episode of Unholy Matrimony. Twice. We'll let them explain. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637323

#7 - Kenny G, Planes & Good Cop/Bad Cop 02/22/2019

#7 - Kenny G, Planes & Good Cop/Bad Cop Randi insists that Cort once tried to serenade her while they were dating. Plus, she reveals and deep dark secret about she does (or doesn't do) on planes. And, what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637332

#6 - Birthin' Babies, Lotteries and Strip Clubs 02/15/2019

#6 - Birthin' Babies, Lotteries and Strip Clubs Randi and Cort discuss who should be in the delivery room during child birth. Plus, Cort wonders when Randi stopped thinking he was funny. And Randi gives Cort permission to visit a strip club, despite the fact that he didn't ask. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637368

#5 - Fights, Pigs and Body Part 02/08/2019

#5 - Fights, Pigs and Body Part Things get real between Cort and Randi - like real, real, in the form of a fight. Also, what's the deal with teacup pigs, circuses and ghosts. Plus, Cort and Randi take a quiz. Or try to. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/14637383

#4 - Gushy Facebook Posts and Manly Cort 02/01/2019

#4 - Gushy Facebook Posts and Manly Cort Randi thinks the Pacific Northwest MIGHT be turning her into a serial killer, while Cort thinks there might be trouble at home for Tom Brady. Plus, how manly is Cort? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13541024

#3 - Where did you hide the money? And chocolates? 01/25/2019

#3 - Where did you hide the money? And chocolates? Things get a little tense when Cort unintentionally reveals a secret he's been keeping from Randi. Also, how much "sports" is too much "sports?" Randi can't get the girls to walk the dog, but Cort has a solution. And what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13540976

#2 - For the love of money... and eating out. 01/18/2019

#2 - For the love of money... and eating out. Randi has been obsessing over the Bezos divorce. Cort pretty much forgot about it, and instead, is now questioning whether he and Randi gave their kids cell phones too early. And when was the last time Randi checked her bank account? Plus - what did Cort do wrong this week? /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13540958

#1 - 'Til Death Do Us Part 01/11/2019

#1 - 'Til Death Do Us Part Have you ever wanted to murder your spouse? Randi has... and admits to it on the debut episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week? Find out here. /episode/index/show/unholypodcast/id/13540940

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