Up Late With Oliver

Once every weekend, Oliver gets to stay up past his bedtime and record a podcast. We discuss matters important to a seven year old boy and a thirty four year old man.

Episode 43: George Washington is at 2 Bars 05/21/2018

Episode 43: George Washington is at 2 Bars The world is a creepy, paranormal place and Oliver and Nathan are exploring it all: in fiction, in reality, and in their own imaginations. We kinda review the movie Predator, we discuss an event from earlier in the day that was legitimately bizarre and creepy, and then Oliver is sucked into another dimension like some kind of ersatz Mr. Peabody. Topics discussed include Holk Holgins, the Machete Lady, the grossest aspect of the Predator, an extremely long cord for time travel, Benjamin Franklin’s interesting butt, the boy prince of Twitch, and Tiki Man and Mister Butterfly. Don’t forget if you love our show please go to Apple Podcasts and leave us a review! We love you and you’re breaking our hearts by not giving us 5 Stars! So do it! /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/6619118

Episode 42: The Corporation for Laser Robot Chickens 03/23/2018

Episode 42: The Corporation for Laser Robot Chickens It’s big business here at the Devil Heaven studio, and everyone’s got that entrepreneurial spirit! Unfortunately just like the Cola Wars, the war between these two great businesses doesn’t show any signs of slowing down either. Topics discussed include Bobby Joe and Marshmallow, Doctor Nathan’s Cigarettes for Babies, dueling contracts, a scathing impersonation of Dad, a commercial for the Hunger Games, a bicycle with an iron for a seat, and the curse of the pug muffins. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/6398557

Episode 41: Butt Wine 02/12/2018

Episode 41: Butt Wine It’s Valentines Day at Area 51! Hop on your Jello-fueled rocket and grab your copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Orange Julius because Camel Hump Day is just around the corner! Oliver and Penelope are back with another crazy conversation, and Olympic atheletes Jerry Pickleton and Craig “Girl Power” Poops are in the studio for an historic interview! Topics discussed include interrupting with booze, skiing on rails, the whole world minus babies and skeletons, George Pizzagate, the national flag of Mybutt, lavasports, and the lost 4 dimensional continent of Cheeseington. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/6250173

Episode 40: Eight Tiny Nipples 12/25/2017

Episode 40: Eight Tiny Nipples Who's that coming down the chimney with a splash? That jolly old elf with a gameboy face, a nose like a wiener, stump of a finger tight in his butt cheeks just pooping in the stockings and flying away on his giant birthday cake? That's right the holiday is here and we're having a party! Come join Oliver, Nathan, and Penelope as we celebrate the seasonal good times! Brought to you by dinosaur poo! /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/6088781

Episode 39: Mister Freeze Cut The Cheese. That Is True. 11/20/2017

Episode 39: Mister Freeze Cut The Cheese. That Is True. It's another Up Late With Penelope! Oliver decided to take some time off and everyone's favorite guest host Penelope stepped up and took over this week. We talk about Penelope's interests in architecture, review the new Thor movie, and have an enlightening interview with the Caped Crusader himself, Batman. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5961698

Episode 38: The Road, Chapter 3: What Do You Have To Say For Yourself? 11/06/2017

Episode 38: The Road, Chapter 3: What Do You Have To Say For Yourself? Those boys and their shopping cart full of post-apocalyptic scraps are back from a long hibernation with that friendly bear from chapter 2. There's a leprechaun, a gullible orchard owner, a pony, and a gas station standoff where nobody really knows who anybody is. If anyone out there knows Cormac McCarthy can you please let him know we're sorry about what we're doing to his book? /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5914215

Episode 37: Sup Houdini? 10/30/2017

Episode 37: Sup Houdini? Chills! Thrills! Boos! Woos! It's our Halloween holiday Spook-tacular! Oliver and Nathan discuss ghost protocols, we have an exciting new delivery service sponsor the show, and then we cross over and make contact with the great beyond! Topics discussed include pink lips, ghost sounds, a witch with lice, Mars Anus, werewolf pickle delivery, a message from Houdini, Mr Big and Mr Little from Pennsylvania, how to annoy Reggie, and olden times viral videos. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5890437

Episode 36: The Road, Chapter Two: Bearzer's 10/23/2017

Episode 36: The Road, Chapter Two: Bearzer's The second chapter in our recreation of Cormac McCarthy's literary classic "The Road". The Man and The Boy come across some geographically confusing ruins, The Boy performs a questionable autopsy, there’s some timeline confusion, a book about rocks, our heroes run afoul of a very tenacious lightning strike victim, a very gullible cannibal, and an ursine restaurateur. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5864741

Episode 35: The Road, Chapter One 10/16/2017

Episode 35: The Road, Chapter One You are witnessing the rebirth of the new Up Late With Oliver! Forget everything you know about our show, then get ready to learn everything you don't know! Because now we're educational! We decided to bring great novels to life, but unfortunately we can't just read the books or we'll get sued. So instead we're improvising what we can remember from them. This week's episode: "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy, chapter one. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5839596

Episode 34: Animal Warfare 10/09/2017

Episode 34: Animal Warfare Oliver and Nathan try to have a nice normal conversation and it gets ruined by an hour long argument over what the outcome of a war between all animals would be. Star ratings, the alphabet, and adjectives are all abused. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5820686

Episode 33: Master's Degree 2.0 09/11/2017

Episode 33: Master's Degree 2.0 Summer is over and we’re back! Nathan and Oliver discuss a certain shadowy world-dominating organization, then we cover back-to-school news with one of the most distiguished academic guests in podcast history! Give it a listen! Topics discussed include the comedy fast food restaurant, joining the illuminati, different degree programs, UP-USP-SPU-UPS, bicycle marathon, a double major in garbage man, narcoleptic battle tactics, Mil-House, and vegetarian nosferatu. Don’t forget: if you like our show, It helps us grow! /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5725659

Episode 32: Little Fred Ted 05/01/2017

Episode 32: Little Fred Ted Derby Fever is upon us! We have all the inside information for gamblers, hustlers, and horse lovers alike! We talk about this year’s lineup and break down all the important information. Plus Oliver wanders off and Nathan hosts a little fireside chat! Topics discussed include: 20th Century Us, the Willennium Falcon, BDSM horseplay, disco chicken, Egg Runner, Grandpa’s Special Boy, North Caralorum, Lamppuppetpenmicrophonecontrollerman, the worst Usual Suspects ever, Curtain Rod: The Horse, 1:1 odds, Adidas Cloudfoam vs Nationalist Socialism, listener questions answered, shitty enough to shit a shitter, scented candle X Files, and Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints brand messenger bags. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5314773

Episode 31: Hoobastankin' 04/17/2017

Episode 31: Hoobastankin' It's the approximate one year anniversary of Up Late With Oliver! We discuss how our first year of podcasting has gone, then we try to brainstorm ways to improve the show. In the end, we don't really come up a better system for podcasting but we do come up with a cool new swear word. Topics discussed include: an inventory of our first year, horses for improving, vocal fry, the property of a living thing, stunts and drugs, something religious, hey what's all that hoobastank, Murdering and Robbing Alley, a bazooka vs a harpoon gun vs a nuke, hoobapowers, Orange Crush prison rules, Nerf brand shovels, a horrifying vision of the future, hoobastanctions, 911 hold music, a real cussy god, three-banana-four-watermelon, and a bunch of red lights. Don't forget! If you like our show, you should write us a review and give us a rating on iTunes! Connect with us on social media too! Twitter: @oliveruplate Instagram: @uplatewitholiver Facebook: www.facebook.com/uplatewitholiver Gmail: [email protected] Read more at http://uplatewitholiver.libsyn.com/#O4C0BG4g9LT8m8pS.99 /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5271710

Episode 30: Brain Bushes 03/28/2017

Episode 30: Brain Bushes It’s that delicious Up Late With Oliver flavor you’ve grown to love and crave, back with another heaping helping! Tonight’s episode is all about CHILD LAWYERS! The amazing law-office-slash-video-game-developer that has everything to do with children and nothing to do with anything they claim to be about! We learn about the hottest new space survival fishing game, Ocean Socian! Plus we meet a bunch of tertiary characters! It’s all here for your listening pleasure! Topics discussed include: opening the doors of justice, motor vehicle milestones, never doing any sins, cop infested neighborhoods, flavor country, Caesar church, Klarg, promotional tattoos, long-term memory loss, shark serving sizes, space milk, baby kickboxing, and always brush your teeth in the game room after coming back from break. Don't forget! If you like our show, you should write us a review and give us a rating on iTunes! Connect with us on social media too! Twitter: @oliveruplate Instagram: @uplatewitholiver Facebook: www.facebook.com/uplatewitholiver Gmail: [email protected] /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5209807

Episode 29: Rated R For "Rated B For 'Babies Only'" 03/20/2017

Episode 29: Rated R For "Rated B For 'Babies Only'" Oh boy oh boy oh boy it's podcast time yet again! Tonight we have exciting discussion on the definition of idioms, then our old friend Carson Speanuts drops by for an exclusive interview. Carson brings a few friends with him, they bring a few enemies, then we get an exclusive look at a rare animal thought to be extinct, or at least trapped in a quantum gravitational paradox. Topics discussed include: baby brother facts, how to avoid shooting horses in a war, a witch’s tidiom, confusing rain language, an upside down ghost, Texas Pete’s disease, who’s interviewing Hugh, Professor George Splartson’s almost extinct animal, bottomless pit mating ritual, Professor George Wessleton the Duke of Weaseltown, a duel with men’s weapons, and a fake wiener. Don't forget! If you like our show, you should write us a review and give us a rating on iTunes! Follow us on social media too! Twitter: @oliveruplate Instagram: @uplatewitholiver Facebook: www.facebook.com/uplatewitholiver /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5184252

Episode 28: Cyber Bully 02/27/2017

Episode 28: Cyber Bully It's a very special episode with lessons for everyone about how to treat others. Oliver bullies Nathan, Oliver talks about bullies he knows, there's a hot new show about palindromes, then a special dramatic event where everyone learns a little about the Golden Rule. Topics discussed include Cuba to the Beach, bully policy, tape gun violence, white people vs. a famous Steve Harvey, the five orange people, a very special after school special, chicken ray, and a puppet named Bruce. Also, if you listen to our show why not go on iTunes and let the ghost of Steve Jobs know what a good job we're doing? https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967 /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5123100

Episode 27: HAL's Pizza 01/30/2017

Episode 27: HAL's Pizza We’re back with tales fresh from the art museum! Oliver had his first run-in with the law! We try a new advertising format! Then we do some classic juvenile troublemaking. It’s all here for your listening pleasure. Topics discussed include the riddle of the wordless book, touching the art, my cool son Raff, Carson Speanuts, Black Panther Camp, a 2143 gun permit, the biggest pretzel you got, Village People descriptions, and dabbing injuries. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5033327

Episode 26: Up Late With Penelope 01/25/2017

Episode 26: Up Late With Penelope THE FUTURE IS FEMALE! This week Oliver is sitting around reading comic books, and instead we're having a show with Oliver's little sister Penelope. We talk about what it means to be a woman, plans for the future, the French language, and fighting the power. Topics discussed include a shy introduction, hair chalk, emo dad, talkin' about privates, a relaxing pee, the frymaker, frozen banana locations, crunched ice, stuffies, and a message for the women. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5021778

Episode 25: Stuff Inappropriate 01/10/2017

Episode 25: Stuff Inappropriate New year, same old show! We're in the new Devil Heaven Network studio discussing the fate of our cat's balls, which leads to a broader and more confusing discussion about the nature of human reproduction. (Spoiler alert, we don't really figure it out.) Then we talk about our favorite episode of the Twilight Zone. Topics discussed include two little round stuffs, forklift giant castration, furry vagina, hotel stuff inappropriate, hair bugs poop pants, pee the baby out, tiny little mustache dad, egg river racetrack, submarine special delivery, hyundai, not pizza eating, a dimension of soup and salad, President George Jones, cold war bass riff explosions, and a world without rock and roll. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013664

Episode 24: Goodbye My Darling Wife 12/24/2016

Episode 24: Goodbye My Darling Wife It’s our very own Star Wars Holiday Spectacular! We sit down with the disgustingly talented Sean Keller to discuss our favorite and least favorite parts of our favorite movie franchise of all time. Oliver eats sugar cookies directly into the microphone, Nathan and Sean get too deep into their obsession, and we close out the show with our biggest musical number yet. Topics discussed include: a failed Billy Dee Williams, heavy interview questions, faking your death, Jeff Goldblum property management, an old diabetic space racist, Emperor Moss, Star Wars casting trivia, lightning face California Raisin transformation, The Black Eyed Peas rick rolling on HD-DVD, one last hurrah before the flaming debris crushes us all, and that old classic Ewok hymn. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013665

Episode 23: The Brown Blader 12/13/2016

Episode 23: The Brown Blader We're back at it again! The boys are just casually discussing comic books and superhero mythology. Oliver has discovered sequential art and we're working on a new story. We're also hashing out our feelings 'bout the classics. Topics discussed include: preparation for being a cog, Nana Visitor, Lex Luthor’s diabolical floating rings, a cool weiner, Batman vs. Irishman, the key to the rubble, stupid heroes with cool hobbies, too many burly boys, reverse Galactus, and weiner touch weakness. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013666

Episode 22: We Need To Talk About Donald 11/14/2016

Episode 22: We Need To Talk About Donald It's been a rough week, and our hearts are heavy. Tonight we sit down and put aside the normal goofball antics to talk through some fears. There's hope even in the darkest of times, and we'd encourage anyone who listens to our show to consider joining us in making a contribution to one of these reputable charities fighting for the rights of those affected: The Center For Reproductive Rights http://bit.ly/2fOrq8i The Boys and Girls Clubs of America: http://bit.ly/2eRP9Uj The Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund: http://bit.ly/2fOu522 The National Resource Defense Council: http://bit.ly/2fxxhQ6 /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013667

Episode 21: Spooky Day 11/07/2016

Episode 21: Spooky Day We had an equipment malfunction that caused us to release this episode a week late, but it’s here and it’s almost like a retrospective of last week now! We talk about Halloween and the world series, both of which are boring old news in the face of the most controversial election in American history. But anyway here’s a bunch of dumb goofs about ghosts and home runs. Topics discussed include: almost famousness, ghost cannibalism, Satan facts, leprods, halloween lighting round, a bunch of monsters, Ollie Helps, world series fever, Best Of Baseball, winning strategies, and look us up at Target. If you’re a fan, maybe take a moment this week to tell a friend about our show, or give us a little ol’ review on iTunes. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013668

Episode 20: Grab Your Hammers People, We're Making A Baby 10/19/2016

Episode 20: Grab Your Hammers People, We're Making A Baby Sorry if some of you experienced some minor confusion this past morning, listening to last week's podcast again... we weren't preparing for some typie of Manchurian Candidate suicide mission... yet. It's just some sort of podcast server goof up. and we're fixing it as we speak. If we sound a little more highfalutin than usual it’s probably because we recorded this episode hot on the heels of a trip to the ballet. Which is what we’re talking about tonight. We do a recap of Swan Lake followed by a short review. Along the way we talk a lot about kissing techniques. Topics discussed include: all the cars, tight little butts, medieval juggling, the prince’s mom, open mouths, DJ Al “Bart” Einstein the Turntable Wizard, stepdads from the future, and bad raps. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013669

Episode 19: Aniballs 10/03/2016

Episode 19: Aniballs LIVE! FROM BED! The boys are both sick, so this one is kinda sloppy. We didn't do any pre-show writing or discussion, we just took some ibuprofen and dove in head first. We just kinda shoot the breeze for a while, then everything starts to come together and we end up with a brilliant new idea. Topics discussed include: being sick, dog fighting, deer fighting, animal mastery, Reggie the human, rattlegerms, velociraptor vs bees, and powdered wig burglary. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013671

Episode 18: A.S.S. : Aunt Secret Snake 09/19/2016

Episode 18: A.S.S. : Aunt Secret Snake THIS JUST IN: we’re bringing you all the news that’s fit to podcast on an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest DAVID BRITTON! David is so funny that it fills us with white-hot comedic jealous rage, and he’s currently touring all over the midwest. Check out www.davidbrittoncomedy.com or follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/lazersaurus, plus you should be listening to his gut-bustingly funny podcast, History Bluffs on iTunes, and his album “Liberal Nerd Bullshit” is available at https://davidbritton.bandcamp.com/album/liberal-nerd-bullshit (with album art by Nathan P)! Topics discussed include: flatulence blame rhymes, How Dare You™, cup-related murder evasion techniques, acronyms within acronyms, Booty Man, black eyed jinx, Beaverwitched, grandpa’s pokey mans, a contagious voice problem, the Italian scat revival, wandering accents, Hulk Holganz’s Russian talking kangaroo, Booty McBooty with Scrum Tuggins at the Warped Tour, and Yellow Hair makes a few phone calls during the aftermath of a terrible accident. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013672

Episode 17: King Of The Bees 09/12/2016

Episode 17: King Of The Bees It’s an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest Greg Welsh and this episode is all about questions! Oliver has questions for Greg, then we take audience questions in a special live segment. It’s gonna be a blast! Topics discussed include: wolf milk, Farrokh Bulsara’s cool guy nickname, hidden burps, comedy measurements, slippery slope, netflix for garbage, southern Morrissey, kangaroo density, Santa Claus chestburster, King of the Bees, Schroedinger Heffley, radioactive church, Steve Jobs moral bank robbery, and stones vs beetles. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013673

Episode 16: Chavo Guerrero Is Our God 08/27/2016

Episode 16: Chavo Guerrero Is Our God It’s an historic episode of Up Late With Oliver, possibly the first podcast ever to feature an interview between two father-and-son teams! We talk to comedian Lucas Murphy and his son Madigan about school and video games, and then get interrupted by a couple of religious types trying to convert us to a religion so new, it only exists in the distant future! Topics discussed include: night school in the morning, working blue, how to say everything disturbingly, gas station bookstore, the stinky book, mining without the craft, can crusher noise pollution, the Church of Awesome People, Boptg and Bob, The Rock “Jesus” Johnson, Fasho Geurrero the Money Makin’ Meter Man, teeth in your butthole, Doom doom, salty root beer, Swedish Chef gender assignment, sweet forehead abs, homunculus heaven, gold dust vs Gold Dust, and Iron Sheik The Baptist The Comet. /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013674

Episode 15: Diving Board Greasers 08/16/2016

Episode 15: Diving Board Greasers We're back with a diamond medal award-winning episode! Tonight on the show we take you through a little guided meditation, then olympic fever takes Up Late by storm. Topics discussed include: hotdogs and asses, King Tut penis hugs, baby duck man suit, snail murder most foul, sasquatch adoption, laundry perjury, threatening messages from dolphins, deleting is a kind of editing, not a fan of beef, the brown medal, Oliver's review of the Smurfs movie, the bum's rush event, cat fart, computer explosion contest, cheating strategies, and futbol vs. superball. (Also, a quick bit of news: in case you noticed, yes we did miss a week. And now this is us announcing that at least for the time being, we're switching to an every-other-week show schedule. Oliver just started 3rd grade this week and we've both been so busy we have to focus on non-goof related work. WE LOVE YOU!) /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013675

Episode 14: New York Country 08/02/2016

Episode 14: New York Country Tonight on the show we discuss some current events from the world of politics and entertainment then sit down for an interview with Bernard Johns from Salem Massachusets to talk about his amazing business “Witchbusters”. Topics discussed include: Live if we’re good enough, smacked in the wiener, just a puppy eating marshmellows, saving a lizard from a volcano, New York New York New York, the Kid’s Choice Award to the city, JoJo Bonvoyage, cylinder dogs, impossibly big noses, this stupid maniac fight, Peach Dragon, closet cauldron, human soul garbage, 100th cousins, lizard spell, and goin’ waterboarding. Don’t forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and visit www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our sponsorship rewards! /episode/index/show/uplatewitholiver/id/5013676

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