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WWWW #75: Monster Kisses
05/06/2024
WWWW #75: Monster Kisses
Dustin and Igor discuss television, politics, and movies. They also concoct a non-alcoholic beverage. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "I know it used to symbolize a penis, but what does it symbolize now?"
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WWWW #74: Heavy-Duty Metal Kite
04/24/2024
WWWW #74: Heavy-Duty Metal Kite
Dustin and Igor review The Super Mario Bros. Movie, again; remember how Sonic used to be; and lie about Pinocchio. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: ; ; . "He does have a swirly D."
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WWWW #73: Race Card
04/08/2024
WWWW #73: Race Card
Dustin and Igor discuss Neon King Genesis of the Hill Evangelion. Igor reviews the X-Men prequels. Dustin rants. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "Maybe I'm sexist, but I always think of a stereotypical, built, masculine figure."
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WWWW #72: Patricius
03/25/2024
WWWW #72: Patricius
Dustin and Igor canonize, beatify, and venerate the lesser known St. Patrick, not necessarily in that order. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "Everybody's going to hell, pretty much."
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WWWW #71: Mentally Sufficient
03/11/2024
WWWW #71: Mentally Sufficient
Igor taste tests two competing energy drink brands and reveals SunnyD's "sweet" secret. Dustin and Igor deduce that life in plastic is fantastic and download a car. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , 's book. "I want to see the first human who's more plastic than human."
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WWWW #70: Master Debater
02/26/2024
WWWW #70: Master Debater
Dustin and Igor hack life, drink healthy, and master debate. #980002 Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , . "I actually probably should try it. I mean everybody's got pants."
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WWWW #69: Big Pony Men
02/12/2024
WWWW #69: Big Pony Men
Dustin and Igor discuss the fall of the video game industry. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , . "Nobody ever talks about the companies that don't sexually harass their employees."
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WWWW #68: Sugar and Salt
01/29/2024
WWWW #68: Sugar and Salt
Dustin and Igor discuss energy drinks. Dustin considers making soup in a bathtub. Igor briefly reviews . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , . "That's the best kind of energy drink: pure human will and determination."
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WWWW #67: Cruise Babies
01/15/2024
WWWW #67: Cruise Babies
Dustin and Igor loosely base this podcast episode on something. They also reflect on themselves, talk about the list, and compare how thorough they are when playing video games. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "Do you think I've ever met anybody with less sensibility than me?"
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WWWW #66: Five Doors Down
01/01/2024
WWWW #66: Five Doors Down
Dustin recites "a shooting before Christmas," Igor remembers , and the two of them try to preorder . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , . "Yeah, they're just normal flavours, like mango or peach or… blue."
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WWWW #65: ME2-6681
12/18/2023
WWWW #65: ME2-6681
Igor reviews and . Dustin reveals the history of the . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "Those people who fear long words, I feel like they would not be able to be German."
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WWWW #64: Naamloze Vennootschap
12/04/2023
WWWW #64: Naamloze Vennootschap
Dustin and Igor discuss the weather and the downfall of society. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , , , , , , , . "I don't know where all the white people are anymore."
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WWWW #63: The Company
11/20/2023
WWWW #63: The Company
Dustin and Igor discuss ChatGPT's new feature, transportation, and collectibles. Dustin reviews this year's The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , , , , , . "I thought that mint condition actually had something to do with the flavour of mint."
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WWWW #62: Iron Bed
11/06/2023
WWWW #62: Iron Bed
Dustin and Igor discuss bed-making and Halloween. Dustin reviews . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , , . "Brother's uncle's mother's baby's daughter."
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WWWW #61: Sausage Fingers
10/23/2023
WWWW #61: Sausage Fingers
Dustin and Igor have an existential crisis and discuss Microsoft's acquisition of Activision. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "I got myriad problems, but a word ain't one."
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WWWW #60: Garbage Flower
10/09/2023
WWWW #60: Garbage Flower
Dustin and Igor discuss AI, running, , and . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , . "Jeremy bought me a dozen queefs for Valentine's Day."
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WWWW #59: Boat Docking
09/25/2023
WWWW #59: Boat Docking
Dustin and Igor discuss life, current events, LEGO, aliens, and tapeworms. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "Abase yourself before you ablute yourself."
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WWWW #58: Less Worse
09/11/2023
WWWW #58: Less Worse
Dustin and Igor discuss intimacy, frustration, and mice. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "I'm naked in the bathtub."
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WWWW #57: Suction Cups
08/28/2023
WWWW #57: Suction Cups
Igor talks about his new apartment and a trip to IKEA. Dustin shares a photo of his clock. They also discuss the trials and tribulations of living (in an apartment), and Spam's humanitarian efforts. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "I'm in a better place now."
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WWWW #56: Canadian Maple Story
08/16/2023
WWWW #56: Canadian Maple Story
Igor describes his latest journey from Ottawa to Porto. Dustin smells what the Rock is cooking and complains about a global lack of standards. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , . "I'm just going to start the rumor that's how it was, and maybe that'll be history one day."
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WWWW #55: Armchair Physicist
08/02/2023
WWWW #55: Armchair Physicist
Dustin and Igor summarize street suffixes; discuss dictionaries; bring up Barbenheimer, Nicolas Cage, and streaming; and confirm climate change. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , . "The one trick that the Pope doesn't want you to know about."
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WWWW #54: Bison Tube
07/17/2023
WWWW #54: Bison Tube
Dustin and Igor go balls to the wall in their first in-person podcast episode. They also begin the second Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all the best S&P 500 company logo. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "I'm definitely going to regress to my usual self."
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WWWW #53: Misfit Pillows
07/03/2023
WWWW #53: Misfit Pillows
Dustin and Igor finish the first (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things and raise concerns about the cleanliness of chickens and chocobos. They also discuss shipping, cage matches, Reddit, and Canadian content. References: , , . "It's just an expression. Nobody actually showers in the mornings."
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WWWW #52: Four Grapes
06/19/2023
WWWW #52: Four Grapes
Dustin and Igor talk about Main Character Syndrome and the Spotlight Effect, mull over music, survive the wildfires, and express their favourite moments of season 2. Dustin rants about stupidity, streaming culture, and the . He also concludes the "What Would Europe Do?" survey and brags about what landed in his toilet. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: , , , , , and . Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "Does it matter if there's mice living in my house?"
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WWWW #51: Tone-Deaf Donkeys
06/05/2023
WWWW #51: Tone-Deaf Donkeys
Igor s-egg-ways into a new s-egg-ment about Salmonella. Dustin shares some subatomic and not-so-subatomic stories. Igor forgets about writing a non-award-winning song. Dustin continues the "What Would Europe Do?" survey. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: . Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , , , , . "Cinderella is a bacteria... made of fire—as opposed to salmon."
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WWWW #50: Portable Bidet
05/24/2023
WWWW #50: Portable Bidet
Dustin and Igor have a crappy conversation and cube some potatoes. Igor reports a missing plane, reviews , and finds guidance while Dustin quizzes him. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: , , , , , , and . Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "I think I used a bidet like once in my life, although I always think about it."
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WWWW #49: Fair-weather Fans
05/10/2023
WWWW #49: Fair-weather Fans
Dustin and Igor discuss Igor's whereabouts and go off on tangents. Igor supplies some , encounters a , and recommends . Dustin reviews Dragonball Evolution and considers watching and . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "I think that's a good life lesson for everybody: make your own rules."
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WWWW #48: Boxing Ballerina
04/26/2023
WWWW #48: Boxing Ballerina
Dustin and Igor talk about the weather, golf, and . Then Igor reviews while Dustin continues reviewing One Piece and yearns to become a cruciverbalist. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "I really do like my chain patterns."
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WWWW #47: Ash Hat
04/10/2023
WWWW #47: Ash Hat
Dustin and Igor prepare a Sesame Street episode about Ramadan and crossing the street. Dustin teaches us about and the Taco Bell Hail Mary, and then shares his daring adventures at the supermarket. The two also brainstorm Dustin's upcoming brand of grocery store products. Dustin wants to be the straight man and also spoils the ending of Ash's Pokemon adventures. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "The little chihuahua saved the colonel."
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WWWW #46: Dead Dad Jokes
03/27/2023
WWWW #46: Dead Dad Jokes
Dustin and Igor discuss heaven's org structure. Igor reviews and Dustin compares leadership at the three console makers. They also celebrate celebrities who are outspoken nerds. Next, Igor teases what he's reading now and Dustin gives his ongoing One Piece update. Igor also shows off his boxes (, , , ) and potatoes (, , , , , , , , , , ). Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , . "I hate Ash so much. I'm so glad he's dead."
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