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WWWW #105: Stripper Tassels 06/30/2025

WWWW #105: Stripper Tassels Dustin and Igor finish the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting They also review and choose for the next random review. References: . "Gandhi would be proud." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/37213985

WWWW #104: Footlong Fingernails 06/16/2025

WWWW #104: Footlong Fingernails Dustin and Igor discuss fingernails, toenails, and body dysmorphia. They also review and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "I do let my toenails grow." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/37020745

WWWW #103: Pseudohuman 06/02/2025

WWWW #103: Pseudohuman Dustin and Igor discuss Micronesia, therapy, original sin. Dustin doesn't want to be put on a pedestal. They also review and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , . "Every Chinese person knows kung fu." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/36812995

WWWW #102: Wise Words 05/19/2025

WWWW #102: Wise Words Dustin and Igor discuss more irritants and the island nation of Tuvalu. They also review and choose for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "Things don't bother me. It's people that bother me." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/36622730

WWWW #101: First World Problems 05/05/2025

WWWW #101: First World Problems Dustin and Igor discuss vibration irritants, Victorian slang, and Viking food. They also review and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , . "It's not worth bleeping out 'bitch' at this point. Everybody and their mother uses it." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/36432155

WWWW #100: Company Veganism 04/21/2025

WWWW #100: Company Veganism Igor talks about his trip to North America and Dustin declines to go on a pilgrimage. They also review and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "So you get your rum and coke, right in the cans." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/36239735

WWWW #99: Rowdy Sleeper 04/07/2025

WWWW #99: Rowdy Sleeper Dustin and Igor discuss clothing tags, Dustin's quiet coat, irritants, cold vs hot, and sleeping. They also review and choose for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "What's the difference between sleeping all the time and just being dead?" /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/35924865

WWWW #98: Cash Money 03/24/2025

WWWW #98: Cash Money Dustin and Igor discuss , and their thresholds for sellers, products, and restaurants. They also review and choose for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "That one greek place down the road has goat brains; we're gonna go for that today." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/35831250

WWWW #97: Cheese Ladder 03/10/2025

WWWW #97: Cheese Ladder Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's fraud finale, cheese, tapeworms, and zombies. They also review and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "Don't trust people you don't understand." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/35600645

WWWW #96: White Whale 02/24/2025

WWWW #96: White Whale Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's Valentine's Day, review , and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "My date with the Indian guy and the sympathetic woman." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/35400290

WWWW #95: Nipotism 02/10/2025

WWWW #95: Nipotism Dustin and Igor discuss greetings, suicide, nepotism, and sitcoms, and also review and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "You broke your nail, and you wanna hang yourself... that's not good." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/35215540

WWWW #94: Plastic Poisoning 01/27/2025

WWWW #94: Plastic Poisoning Dustin and Igor discuss moving and the TikTok ban, review , and choose for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "It's a good thing I don't go outside." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/35021555

WWWW #93: The Real McCoy 01/13/2025

WWWW #93: The Real McCoy Dustin and Igor discuss more Canadian inventions, review , and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "Nothing is better than something sometimes." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/34828760

WWWW #92: Trump's doing what to the pope? 12/30/2024

WWWW #92: Trump's doing what to the pope? Dustin and Igor unwrap Spotify's "Wrapped for Creators", discuss more Canadian inventions, review , and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "It's the Cambridge-Collins Brat Wars of 2025." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/34651615

WWWW #91: Light Bulb Piñatas 12/16/2024

WWWW #91: Light Bulb Piñatas Dustin and Igor discuss life skills, , and Canadian inventions. They also review , and then select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "If you don't believe in Santa, at least believe in Jesus." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/34463520

WWWW #90: Home-Cubed Potatoes 12/02/2024

WWWW #90: Home-Cubed Potatoes Dustin and Igor discuss discontinued food and discontinued world records. Then they review and choose for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "Ireland would be a fantastic place because nothing sounds real there." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/34222905

WWWW #89: Pretty Boomer 11/18/2024

WWWW #89: Pretty Boomer Dustin and Igor finish the Boomer Quiz, propose a Japanese Squid Game, argue about 90s identity, review , and select for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "On everybody's shelf, there should be a dictionary and a bible." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/33967777

WWWW #88: Eagle-Eyed Children 11/04/2024

WWWW #88: Eagle-Eyed Children Dustin and Igor discuss Discord, the upcoming election, and being a teacher. They also review and select for the next movie review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "Your dress code should be paper and garbage bags." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/33769067

WWWW #87: Oven Bomb 10/21/2024

WWWW #87: Oven Bomb Dustin's on the mend while Igor is running on no sleep in this not-so-scary Halloween episode where Dustin confesses his love for Reba McEntire. Dustin and Igor continue the Boomer Quiz. Igor contrasts and . They also review , and choose as the next random movie. Lastly, Igor blocks YouTube and Reddit. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "We should all be more like Snoop Dogg." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/33539672

WWWW #86: Armchair Murderers 10/07/2024

WWWW #86: Armchair Murderers Igor tries the new Winter Edition from Red Bull. Dustin and Igor discuss facial hair, start the Boomer Quiz, and briefly add "true crime" to the podcast's list of genres. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "The 14-year-old should've Weekend at Bernie's her mom with three bullet wounds in her face." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/33342147

WWWW #85: Jerks 09/23/2024

WWWW #85: Jerks Dustin and Igor discuss clones, prions, cereal, neighbours, and . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "What the hell happened to my belly button?" /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/33161867

WWWW #84: Box Monkey 09/09/2024

WWWW #84: Box Monkey Dustin and Igor discuss Igor's new phone, , and Buffalo's Buffalo wings. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "He should be dead. He's 94 years old." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/32966367

WWWW #83: Time Waster 08/26/2024

WWWW #83: Time Waster Dustin and Igor discuss the YouTube algorithm, fear, being immortalized, the fall of a nation, and Dustin's new computer. Igor also reviews . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting "They do get more scared when they read. At least I feel like that's how it used to be when children used to read." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/32738992

WWWW #82: Pokàjo 08/12/2024

WWWW #82: Pokàjo Igor reviews his and stops eating microplastics. Dustin sniffs his dish mat and nearly burns off his eyebrows. Then they both review . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: . "Maybe all the energy drinks have turned you into some sort of a superhuman, and your power is you can smell dirty dish water." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/32540132

WWWW #81: House Sniffers 07/29/2024

WWWW #81: House Sniffers Dustin and Igor discuss in the first Rogi's Random Reviews segment, await , and plan to watch . They also debate dish mats v. racks. Dustin creates a grease terrarium for his wild maggots and defends himself from a pack of pit bulls. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "You know, there's no crack in there. It's not like you can slide your fingers in." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/32324907

WWWW #80: Nice Round Number 07/15/2024

WWWW #80: Nice Round Number Dustin and Igor discuss haptic torture, learn to shuffle, and anxiously await Frog Holland in Uncharted 2. They also begin the third Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all which special Pokémon has the best cry. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , . "If Uncharted 2 becomes the biggest box office hit of the decade, I'll eat a shoe." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/32132612

WWWW #79: Matryoshka Yachts 07/01/2024

WWWW #79: Matryoshka Yachts Dustin and Igor finish the second (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting Igor reviews and . They also discuss Dustin's quest for his local butcher and the new generation. References: , , , , , . "People are people too." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/31958912

WWWW #78: Sound of a Smile 06/17/2024

WWWW #78: Sound of a Smile Dustin and Igor remember and misremember . Dustin also reviews . The two also discuss yet again. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , , , . "I think the best I can hope for is that I can be a cautionary tale to future generations, so that they can lead a better life than I do." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/31770129

WWWW #77: Aged Grease 06/03/2024

WWWW #77: Aged Grease Dustin and Igor get greasy, get smelly, chat chicken, and discuss again. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , , ? "Maybe that's like a subconscious fetish I have for things that start with M." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/31572382

WWWW #76: Three-Sided Coin 05/20/2024

WWWW #76: Three-Sided Coin Dustin and Igor recount and Count Chocula, blow some whistles, and discuss . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting References: , . "Canadians are getting dumber." /episode/index/show/welcomewww/id/31374852

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