Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Poorly researched, poorly executed, hilarious. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast that reviews discusses horror movies of all eras and all qualities. Hopefully the name "Werewolf Ambulance" is enough to give you the impression that this is not exactly an academic discussion.
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Episode 523- Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)
06/09/2025
Episode 523- Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)
In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly spectacular sequel with 1987's "Slumber Party Massacre 2." Special topics for your consideration include: the male equivalent of a butterface (buthisface? it just doesn't work), preferred methods of taking in calcium, too-many-teeth disease, the classic song "Wipeout," and HELEN FROM WIIIIIIIINGS! We covered the original "Slumber Party Massacre" so early on...it was Episode 18. Want to see some more actors from "Wings" because OF COURSE YOU DO?? You may enjoy Episode 149- "Single White Female" starring Brian. Brian from Wings. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. If you get in now, you can vote in our June-Claude Van Damme month poll! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 522- Y2K (2024)
06/02/2025
Episode 522- Y2K (2024)
In this week's episode, we're discussing just how far nostalgia can take you with the 2024 horror/comedy film "Y2K." Special topics for your consideration include: our continued confusion over the genre over nu-metal, and absolutely classic banger of a 90s hit, first time blazes, port-a-potty nightmares, and the core of Fred Durst's being. You like nu-metal or AOL Instant Messenger? You may enjoy Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" or Episode 176- "Strangeland." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. It's one of Allen's all time favorites this month, "The Golden Child." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Re-release- Insidious (2011)
05/26/2025
Re-release- Insidious (2011)
Hey EMTs, sorry for the re-release but I had to do some work-related travel because the real world sucks sometimes. You know what doesn't suck? Busting on James Wan with your best friend. Love yinz, we'll catch you next week.
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Episode 521- Lake Placid (1999)
05/19/2025
Episode 521- Lake Placid (1999)
In this week's episode, we're continuing our little springtime jaunt around the 1990s with the turn of the century creature film "Lake Placid." Special topics for your consideration include: criming 1990s eyebrow fashion, a bit of science on how lakes work (being fun is better than knowing things), characters who could only be improved by a meteor hitting them, hailing the queen herself Betty White, and a true oatron saint of this podcast Steve Miner. Steve Miner's movies are funny. May i recommend my favorite, "House?" It's Episode 236. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in this month and vote for our next film! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down
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Episode 520- Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings (1994)
05/12/2025
Episode 520- Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings (1994)
This week concludes our spontaneous Jeff Burr rock block with the 1994 sequel "Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings." Special topics for your consideration include: inexplicable relationships between practically all of the characters, terrible teens of yesteryear, consistency in the Burr-iverse, extremely recognizable tits, and the age-old question of "are we still all Pumpkinhead? A little bit?" It's been ages since we talked Pumpkinhead, all the way back to the original in Episode 57. At least we watched them in the right order? The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We're back this month with "Mortal Kombat" and truly, it's everything you could dream of. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 519- Night of the Scarecrow (1995)
05/05/2025
Episode 519- Night of the Scarecrow (1995)
Is this the scarecrow movie we've been looking for?? You'll have to listen to find out! If you'd like to join us on our scarecrow journey, we've got Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake), Episode 334- "Husk," Episode 386- "Dark Night of the Scarecrow," and Episode 471- "Scarecrows." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We're back this month with "Mortal Kombat" and truly, it's everything you could dream of. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at buy merch at the best place to reach us is at we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 518- Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
04/28/2025
Episode 518- Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Babies, it's Allen's birthday! Or at least it was about a month ago because we all mess up sometimes. Anyway, please enjoy his pick, the 1948 Universal classic "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein." This may be our first Bela Lugosi (correct me if I'm wrong!) but it's definitely not our first Universal classic. Check out Episode 94- "The Bride of Frankenstein," Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon," Episode 148- "The Wolf Man," and Episode 207- "The Mummy." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We're back this month with an action movie voted on by our members and it's sure to be a doozy. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 517- Nosferatu (2024)
04/21/2025
Episode 517- Nosferatu (2024)
In this week's episode, we're discussing what I have roughly calculated as our 24th vampire movie, the 2024 Robert Eggers fim "Nosferatu." Special topics for your consideration include: a fake Dracula dick and all the things a Dracula might do with it, unfinished jokes, Skarsgard erasure, unwanted guests, being a book boy, and the things men will do. You can look up the other 23 vampire movies we've done wherever you're listening to this, so in the meantime, get yourself some more Nicholas Hoult! He was in Episode 267- "Warm Bodies," Episode 415- "The Menu," and Episode 438- "Renfield." And, bonus! If you're a Patrón, you can listen to Episode 37 on our Patreon, "Mad Max: Fury Road." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We're back this month with an action movie voted on by our members and it's sure to be a doozy. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 516- Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
04/14/2025
Episode 516- Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
We're back, baby! Thank you everyone for your understanding, kind words, and true concern for us over the last few weeks. When we started this show a decade ago, we never imagined that we'd someday grow a community of such truly good and generous people. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. This week we're discussing the 2024 teen romance/horror film "Lisa Frankenstein" and you know how much I love teen romance! (not at all. Like really really not at all.) If you absolutely must Diablo Cody, watch "Jennifer's Body" instead. It's Episode 107. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes plus we'll be back this month with a brand new one for your ears! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Re-release: The Monster Squad (1987)
04/07/2025
Re-release: The Monster Squad (1987)
Hey EMTs, we're sorry for one more re-release but sometimes you gotta take care of yourself first. Please enjoy our first real landmark episode, and the namesake of the damn show with number 100- "The Monster Squad." We'll see yinz next week.
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Re-Release- Murder Party with Justin Cimba
03/31/2025
Re-Release- Murder Party with Justin Cimba
Hi EMTs, no new episode this week; the explanation is at the top of the episode. We love you all dearly.
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Episode 515- Leprechaun Returns (2018)
03/24/2025
Episode 515- Leprechaun Returns (2018)
This week, by the sheer willpower of one listener, we are discussing the 2018 SyFy channel film "Leprechaun Returns." You'll be in a hole if I don't get me gold, etc. Do you like cable television films? You may enjoy Episode 237- "Scarecrow." Whoops. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month, the Patróns are choosing the candidates! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 514- Blood and Black Lace (1964)
03/17/2025
Episode 514- Blood and Black Lace (1964)
In this week's episode, we're back on our Italian bullshit with the godfather of giallo, Mario Bava, and his 1964 genre-defining film "Blood and Black Lace," a movie that contains very little of either! Special topics for your consideration include: a too-close-for-comfort ex-boyfriend, the foolish concept of a red mannequin, a cast of characters so large that we cannot possibly care if they are all murdered, and a killer who is just a real prick. Are you a fan of giallo movies? Perhaps you'd like to hear us discuss one from just a few weeks ago that neither of us could begin to remember! It's Episode 509- "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month, our top tier listeners will be voting between Jason Statham and Denzel Washington so probably the only loser will be me? leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 513- Longlegs (2024)
03/10/2025
Episode 513- Longlegs (2024)
In this week's episode, Nicolas Cage is perhaps at his Nicolas Cagiest in the 2024 horror/crime thriller "Longlegs" and what a treat he is. You can catch him in practically 20% of the movies we've covered on this show, so watch some Maika Monroe instead. She's in Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 279- "The Guest." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month, our top tier listeners will be voting between Jason Statham and Denzel Washington so probably the only loser will be me? leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 512- Blood Diner (1987)
03/03/2025
Episode 512- Blood Diner (1987)
In this week's episode, we're discussing an often-requested 1987 horror comedy terrible masterpiece: "Blood Diner." Special topics for your consideration include: jokes that haven't aged well, upsetting lips, the pros and cons of actually just eating people, the absolute horror of topless aerobics, and...brothers? Are they brothers?? The 1980s was a spectacular time for bananas horror movies, but my favorite is and will always be "Chopping Mall." It's Episode 174. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month we watched "Crank 2," so you know, I'm holding on by a thread here. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 511- Slay (2024)
02/24/2025
Episode 511- Slay (2024)
In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that a ton of you suggested-- the 2024 drag queens vs. vampires showdown in "Slay." Special topics for your consideration include: some anatomical confusion, moral lessons, an indifference to romance,learning a new dance, and a very very special question for a very very special listener. This is our first drag queen feature but we have truly done like 400 vampire movies, yinz can go ahead and look them up. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Somehow it's "Crank 2" month, which...loooool. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 510- Death Becomes Her (1992)
02/17/2025
Episode 510- Death Becomes Her (1992)
We're here! We're alive! We're (mostly) thriving! In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1992 black comedy "Death Becomes Her." Special topics for your consideration include: some *light* objectifying, George Michael impersonators, a real lack of liver spots, flaccid clowns, and a celebration of fantastic women. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. If you get in now, you can vote for this month's movie! Choices are between a bunch of Denzel Washington films and "Crank 2," because reasons. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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From the Patreon Files: Masters of the Universe (1987)
02/10/2025
From the Patreon Files: Masters of the Universe (1987)
Guys, this last month has not been kind to us. This week it's my fault that we didn't record because I had both Covid and RSV...listen, I am nothing if not an overachiever. 0/10 do not recommend. To hold you over until the "Death Becomes Her" episode drops, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon files: the 1987 Dolph Lundgren/Courteney Cox masterpiece "Masters of the Universe." Thank you all for understanding and we'll see you next week.
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Episode 509- The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)
02/03/2025
Episode 509- The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)
In this week's episode, we're dipping into some new-to-us giallo with a movie that Reddit told me I needed to see: the 1971 bananas film "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh." Special topics for your consideration include: a celebration of 70s boobs (the best boobs, historically), things that happen at adult parties, vices that fall somewhere on the scale of "strange" to "meh," and a yearning to trad wife. Last year's January giallo film was a real doozy-- it's Episode 462- "The Inferno." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to hear this month's episode on "Gone in 60 Seconds" which holds the dubious honor of being absolutely the stupidest movie I have ever seen. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at buy merch at the best place to reach us is at we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Re-release: Fear (1996)
01/27/2025
Re-release: Fear (1996)
Hey EMTs! Unfortunately Allen had some personal things going on this week that made it impossible for us to record a new episode, so we're re-releasing a favorite episode from the past with the 1996 Marky Mark classic "Fear." We'll see you next week for "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh."
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Episode 508- The Others (2001)
01/20/2025
Episode 508- The Others (2001)
In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that Allen has wanted to cover forever and that I have been absolutely dreading-- the 2001 supernatural horror film "The Others." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadneeeeess, recognizing hypocrisy at a tender age, bad medical advice, reasons to go to war, and sad "Beetlejuice." Do you like Nicole Kidman? You can catch her in Episode 76- "???" which is really just "Days of Thunder," or Episode 424- "Stoker" which is also really quite bad. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. It's FINALLY a car movie month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at buy merch at the best place to reach us is at we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 507- Ma (2019)
01/13/2025
Episode 507- Ma (2019)
In this week's episode, we're discussing a lot of utterly bizarre choices in the 2019 maternal horror (?) film "Ma." We hope you like it. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Armageddon" because the top tier Patrons are actually just paying their hard-earned money to upset me. THANKS YINZ. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 506- Alien: Romulus (2024)
01/06/2025
Episode 506- Alien: Romulus (2024)
In this week's episode, we're checking out the newest entry in one of our all-time favorite franchises with the 2024 film "Alien: Romulus." Special topics for your consideration include: teens in space, the horrors of the universe, a total lack of scientific understanding on our parts, possible evolutionary advances that could benefit us, and of course, Data's dick. Of course. Want to hear us talk about the original "Alien?" It's Episode 65. I was also absolutely sure that we covered "Aliens" but that must have been on our action movie Patreon (details below). In that case, maybe just go listen to Episode 183- "The Alien Factor," possibly the finest horrible terrible alien film ever made. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Armageddon" because the top tier Patrons are actually just paying their hard-earned money to upset me. THANKS YINZ. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 505- Our Little Secret (2024) ft. Everyone's Cousin Vicky
12/30/2024
Episode 505- Our Little Secret (2024) ft. Everyone's Cousin Vicky
In this week's episode, we're joined by my cousin Vicky for our annual New Year's foray into romantic comedies with the brand new Lindsay Lohan holiday film, "Our Little Secret." Special topics for your consideration include: characters who are only capable of making one kind of choice (bad choices), Tim Meadows' financial situation, the economics of Christmas tree farms, and a celebration of all things Lohan! We've done a rom-com nearly every New Year's, so go back and check them out! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's going to be a disaster month, because it's the holidays and why not?? leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 504- It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)
12/23/2024
Episode 504- It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)
In this week's episode, it's our 11th annual Christmas spectacular with the 2023 horror/comedy "It's a Wonderful Knife." Will we find the holiday spirit in Justin Long's big honkin veneers? You'll have to listen to find out! We hope you and yours are having a happy holiday season yourselves, but if you're not, please reach out for help. You can call or text the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline at 988 anytime, day or night. Take care of yourselves and look out for each other. We love all yinz.
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Episode 503- Demon Wind (1990)
12/16/2024
Episode 503- Demon Wind (1990)
In this week's episode, we're covering a movie that we've frankly been putting off for like two months now with the 1990 supernatural (?) thriller (??) "Demon Wind." Special topics for your consideration include: running at full speed out of the gate and being unable to maintain that pace for any amount of time, lying about the dates of milestone events, He-Man lights, wizards, pudding, and what if anything a demon wind actually is. As far as horror goes, 1990 was an absolute mess as evidenced by the high highs and low lows of Episode 28- "Child's Play 2," Episode 97- "IT," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 167- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 184- "Tremors," Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," Episode 320- "Nightbreed," and Episode 335- "Frankenhooker." YIKES. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's probably going to be a disaster month, because it's the holidays and why not?? leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 502- Maxxxine (2024)
12/09/2024
Episode 502- Maxxxine (2024)
In this week's episode, we're wrapping up the Ti West trilogy of fame, sex, and weirdness with the 2024 film "Maxxxine." Special topics for your consideration include: casual cocaine takes, Kevin Bacon's teeth, a primer on Rambo knives, giallo gloves, pets with a taste for human flesh, and ball smashes. If you haven't watched the other two films in this series, you really should! We're Ti guys! They are Episode 396- "X" and Episode 440- "Pearl." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Josie & the Pussycats" and you are really going to like that. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 501- Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
12/02/2024
Episode 501- Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
In this week's episode, we're dipping back into that good good turn of the century horror with the Y2K sequel "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2." This one's for you, Kim Director! Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute late 90s-ness of this, bad Wild Turkey nights, being a complete that to your partner, not mentioning your mysterious occult tummy wounds, and WITCHES! Bonus: a very special message from a young listener. It has been nearly 10 years since we covered "The Blair Witch Project!" It's Episode 15. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Josie & the Pussycats" and you are really going to like that. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 500(!!!)- Death Rider in the House of the Vampires (2021)
11/25/2024
Episode 500(!!!)- Death Rider in the House of the Vampires (2021)
EMTs!! This is EPISODE FIVE HUNDRED! We are so overjoyed that you've spent so many hours listening to us and we love you all so much. In fact, I love you so much that I will not spoil a single thing about this, the second film written, directed, produced, edited, and filmed by Glenn Danzig, "Death Rider in the House of the Vampires." Do you...do you need more Glenn Danzig? You just may! Episode 302 is "Verotika" and it is really something. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We just released our "Kung Fu Hustle" episode and weren't entirely proud of it, so we also debuted the first episode of "Nice One, Mate," our "Line of Duty" rewatch podcast. IT IS HAPPENING! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Episode 499- In a Violent Nature (2024)
11/18/2024
Episode 499- In a Violent Nature (2024)
In this week's episode, we're taking the suggestion of a whole bunch of you and discussing the brand new 2024 slasher "In a Violent Nature." Special topics for your consideration include: meditative murder walks, the perpetual fear of finding one's "thing" within a horror movie, haircuts that truly express the personality of the wearer, and the sweet relief of not having to care about the victim characters. Do you like movies from the killer's perspective? You may enjoy Episode 239- "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon." How about Canadian slashers? Please consider my all-time favorite, Episode 305- "My Bloody Valentine, or, coming in at a close second, Episode 162- "Prom Night." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We just released our "Kung Fu Hustle" episode and weren't entirely proud of it, so as a bonus, next week we'll be debuting the first episode of "Nice One, Mate," our "Line of Duty" rewatch podcast. IT IS HAPPENING! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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