White Bitch Buffet

The White Bitch Buffet is a talkshow consisting of resident white bitches Maxine and Laura as they talk about trials and tribulations of being poor college students in Massachusetts and all the shit they complain about. They dish out their opinions on the latest TV shows and stories in the news. Each episode you can catch the bitches competing in games and writing their own orig songs. Follow the bitches on twitter (@lauraaamedeiros and @itsmaxinebitch) to see what they're doing in their day to day& follow @whitebtchbuffet to catch updates and the latest ep of the podcast! Access our first 4 episodes on our Soundcloud (whitebitchbuffet)

EP 100 - 100th Episode Spectacular! 04/27/2023

EP 100 - 100th Episode Spectacular! The 100th Episode Spectacular is spectacularly late! Life is whizzing by since this episode was recorded in December 2022 but this is the last one in the vault before we record something fresh! The bitches (and Kevin) are eating donuts baby!!! Maxine bought 8 different donuts from Rocco's and they give live reviews until they're full and itchy will allergic reactions to chocolate. We hit all the classics for the spectacular and Dizz on the Grizz doesn't disappoint with fast food reviews and unlimited ping pong. Netflix addictions talks Bruins hockey love(which stands the 4 month test of time pretty well), tattoos, confusing movies, and rom-coms galore. Fingers crossed its not 80 years til you hear from us again lol xoxo White Bitch Buffet /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/26667804

EP 99 - Are You There, Listeners? It's Us, Slackers. 03/19/2023

EP 99 - Are You There, Listeners? It's Us, Slackers. The gals are back after an impromptu and much-needed break. Please enjoy this gift for waiting which is a four months ago recorded podcast that is more outdated than any episode we've ever published. We begin by going over our Fall travels - we've done nothing exciting since then so you haven't missed much! Maxine regales us with her fancy Miami restaurant experience complete with hostesses wearing prom dresses. Laura and Meag discuss their Vegas/Skankfest adventure and we (slowly) transition that into Dizz on the Grizz. Laura reveals her brave and exciting beginners journey with soup and you'll never guess the one that got her into it. The gals end this way-too-long episode with an explosive fight about UFOs after our Netflix Addictions segment. Believe it or not, this was edited way down. Is this the reason why we needed a break? Listen to the full episode and you'll see. Best, White Bitch Buffet /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/26272479

EP 98 - A week late and an hour long 10/07/2022

EP 98 - A week late and an hour long EP 98 is October baby!! Delayed by dog ailments but ready for your ears. The bitches are talking Dizz on the Grizz with Laura tackling home cooking with her air fryer, Max learning to bake like a Brit using scales, and Meaghan's latest baking adventures. Netflix Addictions has your low down on Cobra Kai, In the Dark, and Uncoupled and Max is watching football football football. This episode wraps up with rat tales and shopping biiiiiitch cause you know they loved/hated what they got. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/24615348

EP 97 - Fancy Man Lunch 09/06/2022

EP 97 - Fancy Man Lunch Heyoooo we are back and longer than ever. After a failed month (sorry Mike!), and our second lost episode, we had some catching up to do. Strap in as we discuss the party Laura threw this summer that will have the people talking to decades! Maxine shares her donut of the month thoughts, Meag and Laura break down the worst movie that's ever been made (worse than swiped!!) and all three gals wrap up by talking recently released albums. Catch us in October! /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/24282363

EP 95 - Noconut 07/01/2022

EP 95 - Noconut A longer episode awaits you as we could not stop arguing about the definitions of comfort food, if Jurassic World was good and coconut cookies. Episode 95! We talk about what was Maxine's grandma's trick to youthful skin, why Chipotle sucks more than you remember and end the episode with a warning to check for ticks this summer. Are we on twitter anymore? Who knows! Follow us if so. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/23598350

EP 94 - White People Tacos 06/03/2022

EP 94 - White People Tacos It's June!! Who doesn't want a good strech, right...? Laura jumps right into the episode talking about her free deep stretch experience from an Instagram Ad. Sounds sketchy.. but it's legit - scouts honor. Dizzle on the grizzle is full of taco talk and does Maxine get turned on by a blueberry delight?? You'll have to tune into this one. Meag, Maxine and Laura all recap their time at Kendra's bachelorette when they induldged in shrooms and paddleboards (and of course more tacos). The episode wraps up with, you guessed it -Netlflix Addictions. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/23313389

EP 93 - Cheating Is Good? 05/02/2022

EP 93 - Cheating Is Good? It is May. We have all collectively lost our minds. Enjoy the ep! /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/22972376

EP 92 - BREEN'S 04/03/2022

EP 92 - BREEN'S White Bitch Buffet March has the bitches getting back together in person, this time in Worcester for a very special Dizz on the Grizz treat! As discussed last month, the ladies are hitting Breen's Cafe in Worcester to try the much spammed about steak and cheese subs. How did the sammies hold up? The girls and Kevin can't hold in their excitement on this one. As Always Max, Big L, and Meag also talk Netflix Addictions and gush about the TV that has been getting them through; talking Jackass, sitcoms, and losing their shit about missing people. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/22662035

EP 91 - 3 Spontaneous, Young, 20-Somethings! 03/01/2022

EP 91 - 3 Spontaneous, Young, 20-Somethings! Happy March to all buffet goers! We come into this episode like a lion (multiple disruptions and stopped recordings) and strut our little lady lamb legs out. We shockingly spend 85% of Dizz on the Grizz discussing tacos. Maxine brings up some "beef" she has with a local Worcester bar. The ladies then transition to Netflix addictions and talk Murderville, Dream/Killer and discuss the validity of the word testification. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/22292375

EP 90 - Grinder Hand 02/03/2022

EP 90 - Grinder Hand We're coming at you very late this month; late like that rat Punxsutawney Phil's Spring "guess". Are the ladies starting a classic Boston/Philly beef with ol' Phil? Tune in to find out. In this episode, we discuss our favorite candies in Dizzy Grizzy for far too long. Afterwards the ladies hop into Netflix Addictions to talk Abbott Elementary, Cobra Kai and another terrible rom-com The Royal Treatment. We wrap up our time with a quick game of Who's News!?! Follow on the things although some of us haven't tweeted in a year. If you haven't already, just tell us you listen, we think it's bizarre and maybe it will convince us to put in more effort? Or not. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/22007102

EP 89 - RIP GRAMMA MARY 01/01/2022

EP 89 - RIP GRAMMA MARY & Betty White. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/21647744

EP 88 - TTTTT 12/03/2021

EP 88 - TTTTT Welp, if you make it through this full episode you are a real (bored) one. Chaos surrounds episode 88 named TTTTT after Tinsel, Tori, Thunder, Taylor and Tears. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/21365750

EP 87 - You Say Tomato, We Say "Fuck You, Bruce Willis!" 11/01/2021

EP 87 - You Say Tomato, We Say "Fuck You, Bruce Willis!" November's episode comes to you live from Meaghan's new house. During Netflix Addictions, Maxine reveals to the gals in a shocking turn-of-events that the movie Castaway is... sad? After a quick sob, we move on to Dizz on the Grizz Live! Meaghan made a lasagna, Maxine baked a beautiful focaccia and Laura attempted to make cupcakes. We wrap up the episode talking live events again! /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/21004736

EP 86 - Happy Dog Day 10/01/2021

EP 86 - Happy Dog Day Oooh baby we back with another pod recorded in person! The ladies kick off the ep in whirlwind of emotions as Max learns a dear friend has become a dog mom for the first time. They eventually get on track and start to recap their day, jumping right into Dizz on the Grizz, to review yet another River House donut and Maxini's very first Burrito Bowl-to-go experience!!! The bitches each dish on their own dizz, reviewing homemade pizza and even more Taco Bell updates. Big L kicks off Netflix Addictions with a return to the movies and Max chugs her way through Roast after Roast. Meaghan praises The Other Two and for some reason they all talk about bathtubs A LOT. Meag and Laura are both moving and Max has a pumpkin update!! #spookybitch /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/20668664

EP 85 - Kristen in a Wiig?!? 09/02/2021

EP 85 - Kristen in a Wiig?!? The girls talk Dizz on the Grizz, Tickets!, and the classic Netflix Addictions this episode. Laura starts out with a good ol' Taco Bell update; Maxine keeps us informed of where her and Kevin are at in regards to their rocky relationship with cast iron pans and Meaghan is rocked by a Flix reveal that leaves her shocked even after editing and listening to this podcast 15 times. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/20343410

EP 84 - Naughty Queso 08/06/2021

EP 84 - Naughty Queso The girls are here to guide you on what you should buy, eat and watch for the rest of Summer 2021. Things get a bit too hot & heavy at The Burrito Bowl To Go for Laura. Maxine gives us an expected garden update. And, lastly, Meaghan bums us all out with her recent watches in Netflix Addictions. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/20052896

EP 83 - Jizzin on the Dizzle on the Grizz 07/01/2021

EP 83 - Jizzin on the Dizzle on the Grizz The ladies start out talking, you guessed it, Mexican food and local eggs. We then transition into Netflix Addictions with Maxine raving about this years Eurovision and Meaghan breaking down a mostly embarrassing list of content that she's consumed. We close out the episode with a shout out to the ending of Pride month, more of Laura's dating adventures and nonsense. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/19667438

EP 82 - I got a side story 06/03/2021

EP 82 - I got a side story Bio coming soon, luv Maxi <3 /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/19337525

Ep 81 - Back to Breaking Bread 05/02/2021

Ep 81 - Back to Breaking Bread Episode 81 is here and full of spontaneous fun! If you're wondering how the audio is better, yet simultaneously worse, it's because all three girls finally ate some of Maxine's bread and recorded in person again! Tune in to hear our thoughts off of a fresh Taco Bell trip(s), Demi Lovato's new documentary (pre-frozen yogurt scandal) and some pure dog content. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/18947777

Ep 80 - Champagne Problems ft. Sara Cornell! 04/01/2021

Ep 80 - Champagne Problems ft. Sara Cornell! Best Friend of the pod, Sara Cornell, joins the girls for our first ever quiz segment! /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/18562235

Ep 79 - To All The Foods: Always & Forever 03/01/2021

Ep 79 - To All The Foods: Always & Forever The girls waste no time this week by hopping right into Dizzle on the Grizzle with a white hot alert. After talking about Taco Bell and some kitchen appliance tips, Maxine brings us to Netflix Addictions talking the new documentary, Hotel Cecil. After a breakdown and rating of To All The Boys: Always & Forever by Meaghan and Laura, all three girls compete to win in a sort-of topical game of 20 questions. Follow us on twitter @whitebtchbuffet @LauraaaMedeiros @itsmaxinebitch & @mayyyyyygen /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/18128078

EP 78 - The White Bitch Musical 02/01/2021

EP 78 - The White Bitch Musical Episode 78 starts with a heated discussion about the relationships between Reba, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Sum 41 & Canadian Queen Avril Lavigne. In Dizzle on the Grizzle, we discuss Chipotle’s new and less-than-exciting item. Netflix addictions kicks off with Laura ranting about season 3 of Cobra Kai to the dead audience of Meaghan and Maxine. Lastly, we all attempt to make this episode topical by discussing Laura’s current online dating (mis)adventures! /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/17761643

EP 77 - Bad Bitch Bed Day 01/01/2021

EP 77 - Bad Bitch Bed Day The bitches come out of the gates hard discussing an important topic: boobs. We give a shout out to possibly our only listener on Earth, Cousin James! Hey, Cousin James!! Next, we slide into our new segment, Bad Bitch Alert where we shout out Bad Bitches who gave us the will to go on into 2021. In Dizzle on the Grizzle, Laura bravely revisits a traumatic experience she recently had at Burger King that can only be described as a “condiment nightmare.” Maxine gives us a bread update, sort-of; she’s basically now a dough lady who regularly reeks of garlic. A new Poptart flavor is on the scene!!! Meaghan reveals the discovery slowly and, what some would call, too thoroughly. We get local with Laura telling us about a Bridgewater based breakfast joint, Ronnie's Waffles! Meag shouts out some Providence based local places - The District & Friskie Fries! Maxine yays us into Netflix Addictions by catching up on shows that Meag and Laura have already seen; Dash & Lily and Holidate. Things take a turn when Maxine brings up her internal hatred for the main character of the new movie, Happiest Season. Meag educates us on a new tradition in her household, Bed Day, while begging everyone to watch Godmothered. We close out the episode with some pros and cons of 2020 and talk about trying to find the silver lining through a really bad year. Find the bitches on FB as White Bitch Buffet, follow on twitter @whitebtchbuffet and probably don't go to our website because it's corrupt - . /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/17272106

EP 76 - I've eaten so much donuts today 12/04/2020

EP 76 - I've eaten so much donuts today November 2020 is another remote pod as the pandemic rages on. What also rages on is Laura's undying love for Taco Bell as we go back at it again in What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle. We talkin bout taco bell lies, fancy taco bell, Meag talks Dunkin' holiday specials, fresh baked bread, and local fried chicken.....you hungry yet?? The bitches jump into Netflix Addictions and talk cheesey holiday flicks Dash & Lily and Holidate, Maxini talks murder, and we all come together again for our common love of food...shows!. lol The girls wrap up the episode with some warm and fuzzies, Christmas stories! Best gifts, strange memories and stray wheelchairs. White Bitch Bye bye /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/17059964

EP 75 - Thanksgiving Draft 11/09/2020

EP 75 - Thanksgiving Draft Ooooof take 2... Big L, Maxini and Meag accidentally messed up their first attempt at this month's podcast and had to restart. Luckily they had plenty of wine to handle the mishap and had plenty to talk about! They start with Dizzle on the Grizzle yet again, SHOCKER. Taco Bell is still changing up their game and you already know Big L has a special take on these changes. Things get a little heated between Big L and Meag when Meag disses the shredded chicken burrito that is held so closely to Big L's heart and soul. A couple Wendy's and McDonald's updates are thrown in as well. They hop into Netflix Addictions next where Maxine and Meag gush about PEN15 while Big L has quite an opposite take on the show. Listen to hear Maxine's newest obsessions and her take on shows like Great British Baking Show, King of the Hill, American Murder: The Family Next Door, Hubie Halloween, The Challenger: The Final Flight and Chef's Table BBQ. Meag switches gears and gets real serious real fast and discusses the documentary A Life on our Planet. Very informative, very sad but very inspirational. She jumps back on the light-hearted train and gushes on Emily in Paris with Maxine. Big L doesn't have much to offer besides rewatching Hocus Pocus (twice in one week) which creates a discussion on Disney vs Nickelodeon. They wrap up the podcast with a new segment called Thanksgiving Draft. Whose Thanksgiving Day would you chose? /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/16730432

EP 74 - #yeetthetreats 10/02/2020

EP 74 - #yeetthetreats EP 74 is another remotely recorded pod with Meaghan and Laura sippin on the bubbly and Maxini munchin on some suey. They kick off the episode revisiting The Dizzle on the Grizzle as there have been some huge updates... no mo (po)tato or shredded chicken, RIP shredded chicken burrito WHYY!?!? The bitches cheer themselves up by talking nostalgic Netflix Addictions; Max gushes over Netflix's new original Babysitters Club remake, and Laura takes a trip down membory lane with wholesome Cobra Kai. Meag binged HBO's Love Life with Anna Kendrick a lil too hard but would still recommend (8 out of 10 stars. This month the ladies all made it a priority to kickstart new Hulu original series Woke with Lamorne Morris, and they all fit in the first 2 episodes and their honest reviews even if they make you feel bad for feeling them. Another followup segment, this time Bitches Reading Books! Maxini read the best book she had in years, being The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett. Meaghan talks spy books and romance with The Day We Meet Again. Laura celebrates a thifty win and scored Girl, Stop Apologizing on sale and can't wait to sink her teeth into it. The bitches wrap up this ep talking all things Halloween! #yeetthetreats, Coronaween and a movie quote match up(spoiler alert we suck.) And last but not least please do not forget to go out and VOTE on November 3rd!! It is so SO important. #blacklivesmatter #whitebitchbuhbye /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/16242935

EP 73 - Blame It On The Bubbly 09/03/2020

EP 73 - Blame It On The Bubbly Episode 73 starts off in true nonsense fashion where the girls get immediately side tracked talking comedy shows. They quickly get back in gear when Big L remembers they're talking What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle. MAJOR announcements regarding Taco Bells menu drops and add-ons are dished and you already know Big L has A LOT to say about this. Is she still on the T-Bell train? Give a listen to find out. They jump into their monthly Netflix Addictions segment where the girls talk for far too long on The Kissing Booth 2. If you haven't watched, give it a listen and let us know if you're Team Marco or Team Noah. Also hear Max's HOT-take on the missed opportunity of the non-DILF casting from The Kissing Booth 2. Lastly, Max, Big L and Meag jump into a new segment called The Bitches are Reading where you might have guessed, we talk about the different books we are reading (or should I say not reading but are trying to read). Just a friendly reminder that #BlackLivesMatter and you should continue to donate, share stories, call your local/state representatives, speak up!! Keep fighting the good fight friends! :) /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/15866021

EP 72 - #winging it 08/16/2020

EP 72 - #winging it July 2020 is late but as good as ever lol. Laura and Max are joined by Meaghan once again and this time they switch things up talking ~shroom talk~ before even Netflix Addictions. They recap Maxini and Kev's most recent experience on shrooms as babysat by Laur and Meag. Then we can't forget Netflix addictions for real, the girls dish on all the latest movies and shows theyre bingeing in quarantine. They try their best to stump each other in another edition of their favorite game Whose News? where they guess betqeen real and made up news headlines. They wrap up the episode with a looooong overdue SHPORT TALK as Big L gives us all the low down on NHL hockey playoffs that are finally kicking back off!! Find the bitches on FB as White Bitch Buffet and follow on twitter @whitebtchbuffet. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/15626768

EP 71 - #BlackLivesMatter 07/30/2020

EP 71 - #BlackLivesMatter Better late than never AMMIRIGHT?! Episode 71 is here and we're bringing the party. That's right, the girls ring in the summer with their annual Summer Party Playlist packed with extremely randomized music from old - new and rock - pop - wedding jingles? - rap. ENJOY! They continue their Netflix Addictions and guess what... RIVERDALE FEVER IS BACK Y'ALL!!! Buckle up because the girls go OFF on the craziness of Season 4 of Riverdale (spoilers alert) along with a few other shows as well. On a more serious note, the girls wrap up the episode by recognizing the nation-wide movement #BlackLivesMatter. Although our name may sound conflicting, we are proud supporters of the Black Lives Matter movement. Please continue to sign petitions, donate, share stories, vote, participate in rallies or protests, etc. We've made great progress but there is still so much work to be done, we can not lose steam. "Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for" - Barak Obama. /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/15407099

EP 70 - You bought what?? BOOO 06/07/2020

EP 70 - You bought what?? BOOO EP 70 is the bitches 2nd remote pod of quarantine and oooh baby are they hitting their stride. Big L and Maxini are joined by Meag once again talking Netflix Addictions, online shopping and things we're looking forward to on the other side of corona. Laura and Max are ready for that Riverdale fever to resume after a looooong hiatus but they also dished about Never Have I Ever and Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychadelics. Meag gives a glowing review of The Wrong Missy and The Midnight Gospel with Duncan Trussell. While we've been cooped up in the house you knoooow that hasn't stopped us from shopping, the girls made some good purchases and some literally worth booing, listen to find out. Once we are able to phase out of Coronavirus 2020 we are very excited to get back into the world, the bitches dish on their top priorities upon returning to society. And lastly, this episode was recorded before George Floyd's murder and before our world was ignited for change but the White Bitch Buffet want to express full support for the Black Lives Matter movement and the dismantlement of systemic racism in our country. #blacklivesmatter /episode/index/show/whitebitchbuffet/id/14724482

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