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This is the daily entertainment show that pokes fun at all the useless news that no one cares about. We say the thing that you would say, but no entertainment show would have the nerve.

Ep. 2873: The AMA's were Very Good to Billie Eilish 05/27/2025

Ep. 2873: The AMA's were Very Good to Billie Eilish (Airdate: 5.27.25) Billie Eilish swept the AMAs in all 7 nominated categories. Beyonce and Post Malone snagged some country awards as well. Demi Lovato is officially married to Jordan "Jutes" Lutes. The ceremony took place in Cali over the long holiday weekend. Lilo & Stitch won the box office with a commanding $183mil domestically, MI:8 took in $77mil And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36733305

Ep. 2872: "Harassing Subpoenas" 05/27/2025

Ep. 2872: "Harassing Subpoenas" (Airdate: 5.23.25) Justin Baldoni has officially backed down from dragging Taylor Swift into the ongoing battle with Blake Lively. Paging Dr. Dorian! Zach Braff has signed on to be in the upcoming Scrubs revival. Disney has set a date for The Devil Wears Prada 2. The sequel is due out next year and so far it sounds like Meryl Streep and Emily Blunt are signed. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36732685

Ep. 2871: Basketball Dreams: Kiss Cam 05/22/2025

Ep. 2871: Basketball Dreams: Kiss Cam (Airdate: 5.22.25) Tay and Trav are officially on vacay, and WNBA star Caitlyn Clark is down with that. She's a big ol Swiftie, but hopes that Traylor will show up for a game sometime, courtside. Whoopi Goldberg revealed a 50 year long secret...she hasn't worn a bra since 1975, and she don't care! Kimmie has finishe law school in and around her hectic schedule of posting 'grams and dodging her ex. Next, the bar exam... And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36681340

Ep. 2870: Just 4 Words 05/21/2025

Ep. 2870: Just 4 Words (Airdate: 5-21-25) Diddy’s been in court every day for his explosive racketeering and prostitution trial, and now the jury’s seeing some seriously graphic footage from his alleged “freak offs.” His only words in court? “I love you all.” Uh… thanks? Meanwhile, Katy Perry’s Vegas residency flopped so hard it’s being called a financial disaster. At nearly a million bucks per show and a whole lot of empty seats, Resorts World has politely declined a return engagement. Translation: no Encore, Katy. And Tom Cruise expertly dodged Father’s Day questions on the red carpet—because when it comes to being Dad of the Year, he’s not exactly winning any awards. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36658230

Ep. 2869: Can You Tell Me How to Get Now? 05/20/2025

Ep. 2869: Can You Tell Me How to Get Now? (Airdate: 5.20.25) Sesame Street has a brand-new address—Netflix! After being dumped by Max, the iconic kids’ show has found a fresh home with the streamer, ensuring Big Bird and the gang can still teach the ABCs (and maybe a little SEO) to a whole new generation. Then, Gwyneth Paltrow drops the F-bomb for anyone still bothered by her infamous “Smells Like My Lady Parts” candle. She says it was punk rock, empowering, and deeply misunderstood. Critics say… well, it smells fishy. And finally, Dakota Johnson spills the tea about how her dad, Don Johnson, cut her off financially when she skipped college. Spoiler: she didn’t go broke—but she did go to modeling gigs for rent money. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36646505

Ep. 2868: America Has Spoken! 05/19/2025

Ep. 2868: America Has Spoken! (Airdate: 5.19.25) The new American Idol was crowned in a finale of powerhouse performances before Ryan Seacrest announced Jamal Roberts as the newest Idol. SNL 50 is in the books, Michael Che and Colin Jost wrapped a decade at the Weekend Update desk, and the finale didn't disappoint. We'll see who is left standing in the fall. Mariska Hargitay dropped a bombshell about her biological father, and he's not the one that raised her. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36629230

Ep. 2867: Justin Bieber Confirms He's Not One of Diddy's Alleged Victims 05/19/2025

Ep. 2867: Justin Bieber Confirms He's Not One of Diddy's Alleged Victims (Airdate: 6.16.25) Justin Bieber confirms he's not involved in Diddy's alleged dalliances regardless of the cost of his hoodie. There's a new Buffy! The reboot has cast unknown Ryan Kiera Armstrong as the new slayer. Sarah Michelle Geller is also attached. Rihanna has finally dropped a new song--but not for her long-promised album. but rather for the Smurfs. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36629125

Ep. 2866: "Y'all Made That Up" 05/15/2025

Ep. 2866: "Y'all Made That Up" (Airdate: 5.15.25) Megan Thee Stallion shuts down those Met Gala ban rumors with a fierce clapback and a side of ramen. Spoiler: Anna Wintour loves her, babe—and so do we. Then, J.Lo proves she's still Jenny from the Block... with stitches. She took a hit to the nose during AMA rehearsals and ended up in a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon’s chair. Don’t worry, the glam is intact. And finally, Halle Berry had to ditch her red carpet gown at Cannes thanks to a new “no voluminous dresses” rule. Apparently, even Oscar-winners aren't immune to a surprise fashion pivot. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36581020

Ep. 2865: Salma's Still Sexy 05/15/2025

Ep. 2865: Salma's Still Sexy (Airdate 5.14.25) We shine the spotlight on Salma Hayek, who smolders on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at 58, proving confidence is timeless. Then, Jamie Lee Curtis reveals how Lindsay Lohan met her husband, Bader Shammas, on a blind date in a heartwarming Hollywood twist. John Mulaney also makes a compelling argument for “Weird Al” Yankovic to finally earn his spot in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame—because parody music deserves recognition too! And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36580050

Ep. 2863: Cannes Crackdown 05/13/2025

Ep. 2863: Cannes Crackdown (Airdate: 5.13.25) Sean “Diddy” Combs, whose federal trial is officially underway with a full jury seated and some serious charges on the docket, is ready to stand the trial of his life. Fox decides it’s 2001 again by rebooting Fear Factor—only this time, the contestants are living together like it’s Big Brother: Bug Buffet Edition. Plus Jane Lynch hosts the reboot of The Weakest Link also coming to Fox. And finally, Cannes is cracking down on the red carpet with a new “no nudity” policy and a ban on giant dresses that clog the stairs. Fashion statements will be made… just not with sequined body suits or 12-foot trains. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36550695

Ep. 2863: Pure Tabloid Cickbait 05/13/2025

Ep. 2863: Pure Tabloid Cickbait (Airdate: 5.12.25) Taylor Swift gets dragged into courtroom chaos—she's been subpoenaed in the Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni case, and her reps are calling it nothing but tabloid clickbait. Ben Affleck is taking his newly single status in stride, laughing off TMZ’s spicy questions and reminding us he’s still fluent in both Spanish and charm. And finally, Blake Shelton makes his big return to The Voice… but don’t expect to see him in a swivel chair—he’s just there to sing (and maybe remind folks he’s still country royalty). And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36550565

Ep. 2862: Shockingly Past The Expiration Date 05/13/2025

Ep. 2862: Shockingly Past The Expiration Date (Airdate: 5-9-25) Leonardo DiCaprio made his very first Met Gala appearance—kind of. The ever-elusive star skipped the carpet, snuck into the museum, and let girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti—who, at 26, is shockingly past Leo’s usual dating expiration. Reese Witherspoon has a lot of names, but her 12-year-old calls her “Morty,” and even she doesn’t know why. From “R Dubs” to “Ladybug,” we unpack the names Reese answers to. Simon Cowell revealed on the "How to Fail" podcast that a couple once offered him $150,000 to judge them during sex. Cowell declined the offer, describing the proposition as "bizarre." And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36550365

Ep. 2861: Bent (out of shape) Beckhams 05/13/2025

Ep. 2861: Bent (out of shape) Beckhams (Airdate: 5.8.25) We begin with the Beckhams, where Brooklyn and Nicola skipped David’s 50th birthday bash—and no, it wasn’t a scheduling conflict. The drama involves exes, hurt feelings, and Victoria allegedly losing sleep while David plays Instagram diplomat. Basically, it’s a family feud with better shoes. Next up, George Clooney’s Good Night, and Good Luck is Broadway’s new money machine, raking in over $4 million in a single week. It’s got critical acclaim, Tony nominations, and Clooney charm. Grab your nostalgia goggles: the 10 Things I Hate About You reboot is real, and director Gil Junger wants to make it a trilogy. First up? 10 Things I Hate About Dating, followed by Marriage and Kids. No word yet on casting, but yes, he wants Julia Stiles back—and there will be a tribute to Heath Ledger. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36550180

Ep. 2860: The Perfect Husband Had To Have The Perfect Wife 05/07/2025

Ep. 2860: The Perfect Husband Had To Have The Perfect Wife (Airdate: 5.7.25) And finally, a man crashes his car into Jennifer Aniston’s gate claiming she’s his “bride.” His Facebook says he’s “The Perfect Husband,” but law enforcement—and Jen—would like a word. Then, Ye (formerly Kanye West) storms out of a Piers Morgan interview after just a few chaotic minutes. From misquoted follower counts to an outburst involving some very personal inches, it’s Ye being Ye—complete with balcony drama. Pamela Anderson debuts a whole new look at the Met Gala, and we’re not just talking about the sparkles—she’s rocking a short bob and the internet’s divided between “chic” and “she cut WHAT?” And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: It’s celebrity weirdness at its finest. Tune in and roll your eyes with us! /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36471965

Ep. 2859: Mrs. Carter Gets Slapped in Vegas 05/05/2025

Ep. 2859: Mrs. Carter Gets Slapped in Vegas (Airdate 5.5.25) Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour hits a legal snag after she gets slapped with a cease and desist from The Sphere in Vegas—turns out you can’t just pick up someone’s glowing orb without asking first. Then, it’s influencers overboard! Thirty-two mostly bikini-clad content creators had to be rescued from a sinking $3.6 million yacht off Miami Beach—don’t worry, the tequila and MacBooks were saved. #Priorities And finally, Aaron Rodgers sparks marriage rumors after flashing a ring on that finger at a Kentucky Derby event. Even Roseanne is weighing in—because of course she is. It’s fashion, flotation devices, and finger bling—because really, who cares? And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36439940

Ep. 2858: Diddy Ditches Deal: Denies DOJ’s Desperate Plea Pact 05/02/2025

Ep. 2858: Diddy Ditches Deal: Denies DOJ’s Desperate Plea Pact (Airdate 5.2.25) Sean "Diddy" Combs' trial is set to begin in the next week and a half. He has turned down a plea deal for reduced sentencing. Basically saying for the Prosecution to bring it. Jason Ritter and wife Melanie Lynskey aren't spoiling any thing about Poker Face, even to each other, though they are both in the show. (warning: strong sexual language) Kanye is suing his former dentist for reckless treatment he alleges happened while Ye was under the effects of Nitrose Oxide during a procedure. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36414135

Ep. 2857: The Timeline Feels Murky 05/01/2025

Ep. 2857: The Timeline Feels Murky (airdate: 5.1.25) Christina Haack is firing back at cheating allegations from her new boyfriend’s ex. She insists there was no overlap with her soon-to-be ex-husband Josh Hall, despite the ex’s claims and a timeline that’s... let’s just say blurred. Add in a messy divorce, money drama, and no prenup, and this HGTV star's love life is looking less "dream home" and more demolition zone. Gwyneth Paltrow reflects on her headline-grabbing ski trial, calling it “ridiculous” and a symbol of everything broken in the legal system. Spoiler: She still can’t believe someone sued her after crashing into her. And Sean “Diddy” Combs is prepping for his upcoming trial with a court-approved capsule wardrobe—think five shirts, five pants, and two lace-free shoes. His legal troubles are mounting, but at least his outfit will be coordinated. It's lawsuits, lies, and label-free loafers—just another day in Who Cares News land. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36395495

Ep. 2856: Someone is Not Playing Nice...pool 04/30/2025

Ep. 2856: Someone is Not Playing Nice...pool (Airdate: 4.30.25) Justin Baldoni is suing Marvel over Ryan Reynolds' alleged shade thrown during Deadpool v. Wolverine last year. Our National Nightmare ain't over! Reportedly, Freddie Mercuray backed out of a few duets with Michael Jackson showed up with Louie, his Llama, at the recording sesh and Freddie refused to work with a Llama. The songs went on to be recorded by the Jacksons, but the demos with Freddie and Michael are out there online. And Martha Stewrat as never ordered takeout...we are not surprised. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36381450

Ep. 2855: Quietly Unfollowed 04/29/2025

Ep. 2855: Quietly Unfollowed (Airdate: 4.29.25) Travis Kelce unfollows Ryan Reynolds on Instagram — and Swifties are already decoding the digital shade like it’s a CIA operation. Then, Katy Perry debuts a metallic space-inspired outfit on her "Lifetimes" tour... and let’s just say, the internet isn’t exactly starstruck. Hollywood’s reboot machine keeps on spinning: a Miami Vice remake is officially in the works, with Top Gun: Maverick’s director ready to bring back all the vibes (and hopefully less 2006-level disappointment). And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36361905

Ep. 2854: The Big 3-0 04/28/2025

Ep. 2854: The Big 3-0 (Airdate: 04.28.25) Gigi Hadid turned the big 3-0, and naturally, she celebrated like the fashion queen she is with Bradley Cooper on her arm and a celebrity-packed party at Saks Fifth Avenue. Hand-holding, leather pants, and lots of famous faces. Jelly Roll took Stagecoach Festival by storm, headlining his biggest show yet — and he didn’t do it alone. We’ll run down the crazy parade of surprise guests, from mgk to Lana Del Rey, and everyone in between. And Bill Belichick’s girlfriend Jordon Hudson shuts down relationship questions hard during a CBS interview but that doesn’t stop the internet from buzzing about their 50-year age gap. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36342945

Ep. 2853: "I Didn’t Steal the Show..." 04/25/2025

Ep. 2853: "I Didn’t Steal the Show..." (Airdate: 4.25.25) Jay Leno is clearing the air—turns out that whole "stole The Tonight Show from Letterman" drama might’ve been more media myth than late-night reality. Spoiler alert: Jay says, “I didn’t steal the show—Dave never had the show!” Could a reunion be coming? Eh, don’t hold your breath, but Jay’s open to it! Meanwhile, you can now snuggle up to Morgan Wallen and Post Malone—literally—thanks to some wildly weird new stuffed animals that fans are losing their minds over. Build-A-Bear’s somewhere crying in a corner. Speaking of painful decisions: Pete Davidson has dropped $200,000 (!!!) laser-zapping his tattoos off one slow, sizzling session at a time. And he’s only 30% done. Oof. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36309720

Ep. 2852: "Just Trying to Spread Some Cheer" 04/24/2025

Ep. 2852: "Just Trying to Spread Some Cheer" (Airdate: 4.24.25) Timothée Chalamet drops $11 million on a Beverly Hills mansion and completely forgets to tell his mom—who just happens to be a real estate agent. Let’s just say she found out like the rest of us: after the fact, and with a raised eyebrow. Rob Lowe tried to be a hero this Easter by dressing up as the Easter Bunny for Chris Pratt’s kids... but instead of candy and cheer, he delivered screams and childhood trauma. Good job, Uncle Rob. And Kristin Davis reveals that one of Sex and the City’s most awkward scenes—the one where Carrie farts in bed—had Sarah Jessica Parker absolutely stressed out. Like, “Please don’t make the toot too big” stressed. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36298695

Ep. 2851: Cabo Chaos, Earthquake Glam, and Free Flex 04/23/2025

Ep. 2851: Cabo Chaos, Earthquake Glam, and Free Flex (Airdate: 4.23.25) Christina Hall is back on the beach with yet another new man — that makes five husbands/boyfriends since Flip or Flop — and this time she’s vacationing with her CEO beau, her ex-husband Tarek, and his wife. Nothing says “best spring break ever” like awkward blended family dynamics and a side of Instagram filters. Meanwhile, Dolly Parton proves once again she’s a legend — revealing her beauty secret for earthquakes and other natural disasters: sleep in your makeup, just in case you end up on the news. And George Clooney’s still bragging about never fighting with Amal… which is great for them, and mildly infuriating for the rest of us. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36281800

Ep. 2850: Cats — Not the Movie 04/22/2025

Ep. 2850: Cats — Not the Movie (Airdate: 4.22.25) Today on the show: Taylor Swift isn’t just rolling in billions — her cat Olivia Benson is living the high life too, with an estimated worth of $97 million! (Somebody get Travis Kelce a side hustle.) Jelly Roll spills a seriously embarrassing story involving a little too much trust onstage, and John Cena is in hiding... but it’s not wrestling drama he’s waiting for his hair transplant to grow in. We’ll also dive into how celebrity pet net worths are calculated (spoiler: it’s probably nonsense), but hey, let’s not ruin the fantasy. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36269385

Ep. 2849: "Specifically Tailored" for that Kim 04/21/2025

Ep. 2849: "Specifically Tailored" for that Kim (Airdate: 4.21.25) Hollywood might have finally broken our brains — rumor has it Kim Kardashian is being seriously considered to star in a Bodyguard remake. Yes, the role that Whitney Houston made legendary is now supposedly being "tailored" for Kim K, because apparently you don’t need to sing if you can serve enough duckface drama. We'll break down who's laughing harder: Taylor Swift or literally everyone else. Wendy’s took a spicy jab at Katy Perry after her space trip — and they’re NOT sorry. (Frosty machine’s working and the shade machine is fully operational.) Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus went Instagram official — and if you didn’t have "British bombshell dates mulleted cowboy" on your 2025 bingo card, you're not alone. It’s chaos, candy, and Kardashians — and it’s all happening today on The WCN And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36249035

Ep. 2848: Come On Down! 04/18/2025

Ep. 2848: Come On Down! (Airdate 4.18.25) Drew Carey’s got a brand new lunch date—and she’s definitely not from the Bob Barker era. We’re breaking down his cozy diner meetup with Niki Skyler, a 37-year-old OnlyFans star and former Penthouse Pet who really knows how to make a first impression (and probably a few second ones, too). Plus, John Mulaney compares parenting a toddler to working on the Ellen show—spoiler alert: you better stop dancing. Also, Sami Sheen throws a little TikTok shade at dad Charlie Sheen, reminding the world that not all family wounds heal with time... or winning. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36222880

Ep. 2847: "Remove This Word" 04/17/2025

Ep. 2847: "Remove This Word" (Airdate 4.17.25) Khloé Kardashian just threw some shade with a smile at Kourtney, revealing what actually gets chopped from "The Kardashians"—spoiler alert: it’s "like" totally Kourtney's favorite word. Meanwhile, Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend is busy trademarking his catchphrases faster than you can say "midlife crisis." And Lindsay Lohan is making her Hulu comeback as a lying nanny—which, honestly, might be the most typecast role since The Parent Trap. Drama? Deception? Dads trying to stay relevant? Oh yeah, we’re serving it all hot today. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36213415

Ep. 2846: Taylor in the Bodyguard Reboot? 04/16/2025

Ep. 2846: Taylor in the Bodyguard Reboot? (Airdate: 4.16.25) Tyra Banks is fan-casting the rumored Bodyguard remake, she'd pit Taylor Swift with Idris Elba as the Bodyguard. So far only Sam Wrench -- the man behind the directing of the Eras Tour -- is close to being named on the pic. Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas seem to be connected, tho not displaying any PDA quite yet. But they seem to be everywhere together. Amanda Bynes has an OnlyFans, but not NSFW content, nothing sleazy, just a way for her to DM privately with her adoring fans. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36189550

Ep. 2845: Blue Origin...What a Wonderful World 04/15/2025

Ep. 2845: Blue Origin...What a Wonderful World (Airdate: 4.15.25) Katy Perry serenaded her co-astronauts yesterday in outer space and kissed the ground when she arrived back on Earth after her space flight aboard Blue Origin’s New Shepard. Kanye west claims he had affairs with Madonna and Ashley Olsen…yeah. Valeria Bertinelli has chosen who should play her in a biopic movie…but not until after she’s dead, she’s pleading not before she is gone. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36153545

Ep. 2844: Jelly Roll Shifts Shape 04/14/2025

Ep. 2844: Jelly Roll Shifts Shape (Airdate: 4.14.25) Jelly Roll has lost an impressive amount of weight and is going skydiving after he loses his next 100 lbs. All told, he’s down almost 200 pounds since he started taking better care of himself. Diddy’s trial is about to start, and the Prosecution plans to show some of the tapes from his “freak offs.” The Defense sent the jury a lengthy questionnaire regarding their views on sexually explicit videos. Happy Gilmore 2 is coming this summer on Netflix. Christopher McDonald, Shooter McGavin from the original, is reprising his role and says we’re going to love it. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: /episode/index/show/whocaresnews/id/36128830

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