Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast)
A podcast by people who love The Simpsons, for people who love The Simpsons about how much we hate The Simpsons. Each week, "Worst Episode Ever" looks at a different non-classic episode of The Simpsons in an attempt to find which episode actually is THE worst episode ever.
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WEE #161.5: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins Outtakes
10/03/2023
WEE #161.5: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins, including breaking a tie in the HIPO rankings. What's our new Patreon tier? What would Jack do if he were Taylor Swift? Which Dan Mulhall needs to be killed? Why does everyone do everything? All that plus timecode antics, the Cruise Hole, and hot butter-churning tips on our Amish Barncast. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins (S21E15 - Stealing First Base)
08/31/2023
WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins (S21E15 - Stealing First Base)
Jack and Dan carry the Safemaker legacy and wrap up the latest batch of episodes by watching season 21's "Stealing First Base," a reactionary Boomer episode about how you can't do anything anymore, like kiss fourth graders without consent. WEE start our season finale by going right off the rails and putting hats upon hats upon hats until we have to wonder out loud what we're even doing anymore. What is like the opposite of the Tardis? Which actor has won three Emmys for playing Hemus? What comes after "everybody"? All that plus Cockney Scratchy, radioactive DJs, Patchouli & Cinnamon, the Tesserhat, and Phil R. Stretch (his full name will NOT surprise you). Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #160.5: Is It the Ro' Bros? Outtakes
08/24/2023
WEE #160.5: Is It the Ro' Bros? Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #159 and WEE #160, including a discussion about Christopher Nolan's recent films. Is Dan starting the show like that? How do we come back in after crunching the numbers? Why is Quentin Tarantino a dumb-dumb? All that plus talkboys, birthday twins, Montell Jordan's theme for Jack talkin' about podcasts, and the same bits, over and over. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #160: The Ro' Bros. (S29E12 - Homer Is Where the Art Isn't)
08/17/2023
WEE #160: The Ro' Bros. (S29E12 - Homer Is Where the Art Isn't)
This week, Jack and Dan watch Season 29's "Homer is Where the Art Isn't," a very specific parody of an obscure 70s TV drama that guest stars Bill Hader. Why are we putting our kids to bed early on a Saturday? What are we clutching onto? What is Jack's "Poetess"? Why you no Giacomo?? All that plus the three characteristic symptoms of Frovid, Two-Face crimes, Dan's notoriously hard elbows, HIPO-X, and the Freet Without Fear. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #159: Is It Sh*t? (S16E16 - Don't Fear the Roofer)
08/03/2023
WEE #159: Is It Sh*t? (S16E16 - Don't Fear the Roofer)
This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's "Don't Fear the Roofer," guest starring Ray Romano as Homer's new best friend. How has Marge changed over the years? What one-time offer are WEE giving to Matt Groening? What is Jack and Dan's platonic friendship song? And what magazine was originally printed on maps? All that, plus the time Jack met Ray Romano, DEE-lites, trivia night recaps, stool cake, a kitchen full of kooks, and FART FART FART. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #158.5: The Podcast of Record Outtakes
07/27/2023
WEE #158.5: The Podcast of Record Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #158: The Podcast of Record, including a discussion about the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Why are we covering "Flanders' Ladder"? Has L.A. jaded Jack? When does Dan say his best stuff? Who should they replace Kang with? Who caught Jack masturbating? All that plus Dan's Pennsylvania accents, Porn City, and a man doing a man's thing. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #158: The Podcast of Record (S29E21 - Flanders' Ladder)
07/20/2023
WEE #158: The Podcast of Record (S29E21 - Flanders' Ladder)
This week, Dan and Jack celebrate a (very) delayed birthday bash by watching season 29’s Flanders’ Ladder, an episode where Bart is in a coma and talks to ghosts. Is this episode a birthday gift or a birthday curse? What is the biggest betrayal since Dylan went electric? Who did Ron DeSantis have a grudge against in Yale Law School? What is the only food Little Ghost Girl can eat? Who is the only Alan? Are you Crash Bandicoot? All that plus Captain Planet’s origin, VCR nostalgia, Big Ladder, the ol’ cheapo tier, fleeting yums, Hans Zimmer’s Ricola theme, and Jack & Dan ranking the Scream films. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #157.5: Mayoween Whatever Outtakes
06/29/2023
WEE #157.5: Mayoween Whatever Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever, including a peek at our rankings and figuring out the intro for the episode. Which podcasts are colliding? What does Jack miss most about New York? All that plus Freet, bad haircuts, and Jack & Dan talking about The Flash and other movies. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever: Fast & Furious Presents: Hob & Gob (S27E05 - Treehouse of Horror XXVI)
06/01/2023
WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever: Fast & Furious Presents: Hob & Gob (S27E05 - Treehouse of Horror XXVI)
Mayoween Fools! It's Draculas as far as the eye can see this week as Jack and Dan watch Season 27's Treehouse of Horror XXVI, an episode that features problematic accents and Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart. Should Sideshow Bob have been part booger? What's Dracula's favorite holiday? Can you put a question mark in a hashtag? Who should play Willie Lumpkin in the MCU? Who is Groophic endorsing for President? Should WEE have a Truth Social? All that pre-grooming, rake for rake's sake, goblin ideas, Old Rosie Perez Fingers, the Jewish House of Pancakes, ToeJam & Earl's Second Act, Mass Hash, George F. Scott, and How the Grinch Stole Easter. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #156.5: My Tits Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Outtakes
05/25/2023
WEE #156.5: My Tits Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Outtakes
Helllooooooo, it's outtakes from WEE #156: My T*ts Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Can Jack remember the name of the Simpsons episode we're watching? Who has Three Stooges Syndrome? All that plus our Star Trek: Picard Review-Preview and random cockney accents. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #156: My Tits Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! (S11E03 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner)
05/18/2023
WEE #156: My Tits Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! (S11E03 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner)
It's tangent city as Dan and Jack return with a new batch of WEElite episodes, starting with season 11's "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?," the episode where Homer becomes a food critic. Which network slogan are WEE stealing? What were Charles Foster Kane's last words? Who's taunting the lions at the zoo? Which Bus Stop character loves Fletch? Who is Beastimus John and what is his serial number? All that plus a plot mirage, Flakira, no concept of E, IMIN, Pre-Renaissance Joey, an American Alfred, Jerkass Rising, and another WEE episode where a new Bus Stop character emerges at the very end when everyone's already stopped listening. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at: 4 Likes
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Sync Points 11.5: Mank! Outtakes
04/07/2023
Sync Points 11.5: Mank! Outtakes
Outtakes from before Jack and Dan began their commentary for Sync Points #11: Mank, for the WEE completionist who listens to everything, even tracks where Jack’s mic is turned off. Which classic Bus Stop character makes an appearance? Should we have watched RIPD instead? How many times can Dan say “Mank” in six minutes? All that plus An Inconvenient Chromebook, JTZ, and Tom Sriver. www.weepodcast.com
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Sync Points #11: We're MANK! (A Screenwriter's Story)
04/01/2023
Sync Points #11: We're MANK! (A Screenwriter's Story)
We’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a Mank time. This April 1, Jack and Dan fool around by recording Sync Points #11 and talking over the entire Netflix original film Mank. We’re not calling it a commentary track because there is very, very little Mank commentary. Instead we talk about the Rocky franchise, the Alien franchise, the Final Destination franchise and many, many more non-Mank topics. Who is missing our April Fools shenanigans? How do we use Letterboxd? What actor is playing both Dan and Jack in the WEE Studios movie titled (A Podcast Network)? What Sync Points are we forgetting and what Sync Points have we committed to recording in the future? What will be Charles Dance’s obituary? All that plus a quick 5-minute intro, a lot of misters, the Schwartzman connection, Cohost Zero, expecto pootronum, the Great Mank Hunt, Mank meat, Mank Kills, Mank in Space, Mank Babies, the Macy’s Manksgiving Day Parade, and We’re Gone! (A Where Are We? Story). Sync Points is a commentary series straight outta WEE Studios. The Sync Point for this episode is 0:00:00 at the start of the Netflix stream for Mank (2020) and 0:15:31 on our track. Please note: there is very little actual commentary on the action occurring on screen. www.weepodcast.com
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We're Deleted! (An Outtakes Story)
03/30/2023
We're Deleted! (An Outtakes Story)
Outtakes from Sync Points #10: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story answering burning questions like: Do we remember how to start the show? Was The Matrix's Switch a southern belle? What will Dan post to reddit when Jack dies? All that plus Seinfeld talk, the cruel joke of aging, and random Power Rangers noises. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #155.5: Ghost COVID Outtakes
03/23/2023
WEE #155.5: Ghost COVID Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #155: Ghost COVID, including what happened after our rankings jump cut. Which "Take Me Out" will Dan sing? Is it okay for Dan to do that voice? Have WEE done it all? All that plus lots of okays, a new Hey Everybody, and Freet Peaking. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #155: Ghost COVID (S33E06 and E07 - A Serious Flanders)
03/16/2023
WEE #155: Ghost COVID (S33E06 and E07 - A Serious Flanders)
Jack & Dan take the world by storm with the final episode of our Season 33-a-thon, covering the two-part episode "A Serious Flanders," a detailed, violent, non-canon parody of the Fargo TV series. What's the month to be thankful? Who do we want on the WEE Soundtrack album? Who hosts the new Netflix show "Is it Schlort?" Who is the Typhoid Mary of Ghost COVID? Do you hate us? (Let us know in the Reddit.) All that plus Bus Stop Star Wars, old business, wet bacon, magnesium man eyes, the blanks you fill in, Fosebook, Van Skruggs, and Cousin Brutic. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #154.5: My T*ts Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! Outtakes
03/02/2023
WEE #154.5: My T*ts Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #154: My Tits Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! including a rankings tie-breaker and a depressing update on Jack's broken foot. Are there dockworkers at Willow's house? Who does Groophic think caused 9/11? What sounds zen? All that plus an out-of-season Ol' Dracula Fingers, not-so-modern vernacular, and Jack & Dan's Disney+ roundup. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #154: My T*ts Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! (S33E14 - You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!)
02/23/2023
WEE #154: My T*ts Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! (S33E14 - You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!)
Set your VR dials for this week’s WEE where Dan and Jack cover Season 33’s "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!”, an episode about clickbait and cancel culture. How did The Simpsons rip off The Dark Knight Rises? Why is Jack like the Twinnings company? How do you picture Tweaky the Twist? All that plus WEE VR, big bingo cards, shit shields, and the Shop Rite of podcasts. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #153.5: Dockworkers & Tomatoes Outtakes
02/16/2023
WEE #153.5: Dockworkers & Tomatoes Outtakes
Outtakes from WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes, including a behind-the-curtain look at how our new ranking system is going. Should we have done third points? Why were we blacklisted from radio forever? Where’s Bobby Fischer? All that plus two cans on a string, the Queen of Radio, Peetreon, and the Jim Carrey Animated Universe Podcast. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes (S33E13 - Boyz N The Highlands
02/09/2023
WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes (S33E13 - Boyz N The Highlands
Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with “Boyz N the Highlands,” where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield’s alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Union the whole time? All that plus classic SSDs, the Critic Curse, TORP, The Comening, and WEE Encanto! Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #152.5: It's Schlort! Outtakes
02/03/2023
WEE #152.5: It's Schlort! Outtakes
Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #152: It's Schlort! including a three minute conversation during the break covering Andor, Rise of Skywalker, and the hit NBC series Heroes. What was Greg Grunberg’s superpower on Heroes? Does Jack have COVID? Why we gotta eat those potatoes? All that plus a prisoner’s dilemma, Arrested Development Season 5, Jack’s RoommateCast, and Dan’s gaping asshole. OKAY. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #152: It’s Schlort! (S33E12 - Pixelated and Afraid)
01/26/2023
WEE #152: It’s Schlort! (S33E12 - Pixelated and Afraid)
Jack and Dan continue their Season 33-a-thon with “Pixelated and Afraid,” an intense episode where Homer and Marge are stranded in a snowy forest. Did they animate Homer’s penis? Does Mr. Funny Man think the episode is funnier than Dan? Which bus stop character do you pull on? What’s your HEBO? What are you doing with your time? All that plus circle-cracks, the original Bored Ape NFT, Wolverine erasure, sentient chodes, and Roper: The Next Generation. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #151.5: #eatthepotatoes Outtakes
01/19/2023
WEE #151.5: #eatthepotatoes Outtakes
Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #151 including developing the quarter-point rankings and a look a tie-breaking discussion. What’s the difference between a formula and an algorithm? Why would Jeff Bezos use extra strength wart cream? How did Ant-Man get released from the Quantum Realm? How do you live without us? All that plus Jack’s OnlyFans setup, sentient paper towels, and the guy who goes “here are my levels!" www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #151: #eatthepotatoes (S33E22 - Poorhouse Rock)
01/12/2023
WEE #151: #eatthepotatoes (S33E22 - Poorhouse Rock)
Straight outta WEE Studios West (and New Jersey), Dan and Jack kick off the next era of WEE with a mini-marathon of season 33 episodes. First up: Poorhouse Rock, a musical about late-stage capitalism and the death of the middle class. Sounds like a blast! Is season 33 truly the comeback season? What’s everybody hullabalooling about? How long has it been since WEE recorded? What do we think of the new Martin voice? Who would play Chief Wiggum in a live-action Simpsons movie? What time is it where YOU are and what state are you in??? All that plus big life updates, the Reagan Prophecies, shrimp on the claw-be, and the Broom Anniversary. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #150.5: WEETube Outtakes
12/22/2022
WEE #150.5: WEETube Outtakes
The dead speak!! Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #150, an episode that was recorded and released over 11 months ago. It’s not much but it’s a taste of more to come, with all new episodes coming soon in 2023! What happens when Dan speaks truth to power? Can Jack close the show? Where’s Freet moving to? All that plus discussions about Station Eleven and a classic Star Trek: TNG episode, a peek behind our rankings tiebreaker, unprofessional bullshit, Freet’s new sitcom, and a promo for the episode you’re currently listening to. www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #150: WEETube (S21E20 - To Surveil with Love)
01/20/2022
WEE #150: WEETube (S21E20 - To Surveil with Love)
In our 150th episode, pieces of shit Jack & Dan watch season 21's "To Surveil with Love," an episode where Lisa joins the debate team and Springfield becomes a moral police state... sort of? What is the central conceit of the podcast we've done 150 episodes of? Have any bus stop characters undergone conversion therapy? Who are the four Chrises you meet along the way? All that plus a Wiggum-Nude Corner, Young Terminator, Dooley Chatterson, King Tut's trachea, and the king of the ICU. Visit us at: Buy Our Junk at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #149.5: Livin' Evita? Loca! Outtakes
01/13/2022
WEE #149.5: Livin' Evita? Loca! Outtakes
Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! including a behind-the-curtain look at the rankings and a five-way tie with "The President Wore Pearls." What don't women like? Why does Jack look like the Riddler? Where's Old Kinderhook? All that plus dirty pee hands, Space Covid, our traditional pre-show warmup, Dan's Solo Corner, and the top 10 reasons why Jack sucks. Awooga! www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! (S15E03 - The President Wore Pearls)
01/06/2022
WEE #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! (S15E03 - The President Wore Pearls)
This week Dan and Jack die deep into the mass grave and dive deep into Season 15's "The President Wore Pearls" a sort-of-fun parody of Evita. What do they teach in Pre-K? What is AI Jack saying in 35 years? Is Dan a Bart or a Milhouse? How much more juice can be run out of this? All that plus aspect ratio talk, a trilogy of Homer nonsense, the extra WEE alarm, visibly stupid presidents, Jim Balcony, Papa Fuck & Fuckette, and the Autumn of Skinner. Visit us at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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WEE #148.5: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice Outtakes
12/30/2021
WEE #148.5: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice Outtakes
Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice, including spoiler-filled discussions of Midnight Mass and Battlestar Galactica. What was Adam McKay's Succession before Succession? What's the all-new WEE? Why does Dan have a hat on? All that plus minor Eternals spoilers, well-known phrases, the SNL Spartans, and a behind-the-curtain look at how we ranked "The Road to Cincinnati." www.weepodcast.com
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WEE #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice (S32E08 - The Road to Cincinnati)
12/16/2021
WEE #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice (S32E08 - The Road to Cincinnati)
This week Jack and Dan watch Season 32's "The Road to Cincinnati," an episode that stars Skinner and Chalmers and features very little Simpsons. What's the opposite of "starts with a bang"? What's that light whooshing going by? Is God union? Why is Joker on the case? All that plus eagle ears, sentient pool skimmers, D-Anon, dystopian Rockwell, turtles all the way down, and a callback in a trenchcoat. Visit us at: Discuss at: Support us at: Sign up for the newsletter at:
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