The Worst Podcast of All Time
Cinema: the final frontier. These are the voyages of two assholes who bought microphones. Their mission: to endure god-awful films, to seek out new and upcoming cinematic tragedies, to boldly watch what no one should have made before.
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Ep. 16 - Alone in the Dark (2005) & Toy-Based Movies
10/14/2023
Ep. 16 - Alone in the Dark (2005) & Toy-Based Movies
Spencer & Andrew (that’s us) have long-time non-listener but first-time caller Keven Meadows on to talk about Mattel's lineup of upcoming movies based on their toys that you know and love from your childhood (so epic!) and the 2005 Uwe Boll film "Alone in the Dark". Also welcoming Spencer's A.I. clone! 0:04:57 - Bad News 0:27:37 - “Alone in the Dark” Review 1:01:30 - Where To Cyberbully Us
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Ep. 15 - 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (2021) & 2022 Razzies
04/11/2022
Ep. 15 - 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (2021) & 2022 Razzies
Spencer & Andrew (that’s us) cover the 2022 Razzie Awards (stinky fart sound effect), discuss some limited bad movie news such as Michael Bay saying the CGI in his new film is "shit" and the new Play-Doh movie. 0:02:30 - 2022 Razzies 0:24:17 - Bad News 0:42:19 - “2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus” Review 1:45:10 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Spotify: Apple: shorturl.at/joKZ0 Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google: shorturl.at/mpyN6 YouTube: https://goo.gl/3487Jy
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Ep. 14 - Love on a Leash (2011) & 2021 Razzies
06/19/2021
Ep. 14 - Love on a Leash (2011) & 2021 Razzies
Spencer and Andrew (that's us) return to the mics for another trashterpiece, "Love on a Leash". We also go through the Razzie Awards from this year before dumpster diving into the worst news the movie industry has offered us this month, such as a kid-friendly Garbage Pail Kids animated series and the $2 billion tax fraud suit the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are in.
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Ep. 13 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) & Razzie Noms
02/24/2019
Ep. 13 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) & Razzie Noms
Spencer & Andrew (that’s us) get in front of the mics for maybe the last episode, where we predict the time and date of Will Smith’s death, talk Razzie nominations, and the worst movie news as of late including the Disney-Fox deal, a Venom sequel, and more! Then we dumpster-dive into our review of 1987’s The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and big surprise: it’s awful. 0:01:24 - Razzie Nominations 0:06:23 - Bad News 0:20:45 - “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie” Review 1:21:30 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Spotify: https://goo.gl/bXRkCz Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/ntm0HF YouTube: https://goo.gl/3487Jy Spencer Instagram: @spent.sir Andrew Instagram: @androidrhyme
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Ep. 12 - Battlefield Earth (2000) & Sharknado VR Game
09/25/2018
Ep. 12 - Battlefield Earth (2000) & Sharknado VR Game
Spencer and Andrew (that's us) discuss a man who watched a different Adam Sandler movie every day for an entire year, since this is SANDLER SEPTEMBER (but we didn't actually want to watch another one of his fucking movies). Next we get into the worst movie news as of late, including a "Hey There Delilah" TV series, The Academy's Popular Film award category, and more. And then, my God, we talk about just... just a fucking garbage piece of cinema. Battlefield Earth, John Travolta's Scientology-linked film with 95% dutch angles. 0:02:50 - Bad News 0:22:18 - Battlefield Earth Review 1:30:00 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Spotify: https://goo.gl/bXRkCz Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/ntm0HF YouTube: Spencer Instagram: @qb.design Andrew Instagram and Snapchat: @AndroidRhyme
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Ep. 11 - It's Pat (1994) & New Leprechaun Sequel
03/25/2018
Ep. 11 - It's Pat (1994) & New Leprechaun Sequel
Spencer and Andrew (that's us) talk about the media they've been consuming that doesn't make them want to kill themselves, and Andrew tells the story of how he met Bo Burnham. Next we get into the worst movie news as of late, including the teaser trailer for a new Leprechaun sequel, Shia LaBeouf playing his dad in his own self-written biopic and more. Then we delve into the mystery of recurring early '90s SNL character Pat Riley, who got his/her own financially disastrous feature length film called It's Pat. 0:00:33 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:13:00 - Bad News 0:31:14 - 2018 Razzies 0:39:30 - It's Pat 1:40:54 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/ntm0HF YouTube: https://goo.gl/3487Jy Spencer Instagram: @qb.design Andrew Instagram and Snapchat: @AndroidRhyme
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Ep. 10 - Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) & Hot Cheetos Movie
03/09/2018
Ep. 10 - Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) & Hot Cheetos Movie
Spencer and Andrew (that's us) talk about the media they've been consuming that doesn't make them want to kill themselves. We then mention a commentor on YouTube who said something because we will mention you IF YOU DO ANYTHING. Next we get into the worst movie news as of late, including the upcoming Hot Cheetos movie, Tommy Wiseau's interest in playing the Joker and more. Then we dust off the VCR to watch the Paul Walker classic: Tammy and the T-Rex. Well, we review it; we already watched in a theater. 0:04:07 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:09:55 - Bad News 0:34:28 - Tammy and the T-Rex Review 1:32:00 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/ntm0HF YouTube: https://goo.gl/3487Jy Spencer Instagram: @qb.design Andrew Instagram and Snapchat: @AndroidRhyme
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Ep. 9 - Glitter (2001), Emoji Movie & Intentionally Bad Movies
08/18/2017
Ep. 9 - Glitter (2001), Emoji Movie & Intentionally Bad Movies
First, Spencer and Andrew (that's us) talk about the media they've been consuming that doesn't make them want to kill themselves. Then we talk about our #1 fan, YouTube user "someone took my name TONY," who sets a gold standard for people everywhere. Next we get into the worst movie news as of late, including the Sony live-action Barbie movie, John Cena joining the Transformers spinoff, and more. We also mention our trip to see The Emoji Movie on opening day, as well as the problem we have with intentionally bad movies, like Sharknado. Then we sing our entire review for Mariah Carrey's Glitter. Just kidding. Only like a third. Spoiler alert: we watched another awful movie. 0:06:51 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:16:18 - Bad News 0:50:12 - Glitter Review 1:33:45 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/ntm0HF YouTube: https://goo.gl/3487Jy Spencer Instagram: @qb.design Andrew Instagram and Snapchat: @AndroidRhyme
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Ep. 8 - Movie 43 (2013) & 2017 Razzies
05/20/2017
Ep. 8 - Movie 43 (2013) & 2017 Razzies
On this episode, we address where we've been for so long to all you die hard fans (spoiler alert: it's because the podcast isn't a priority). Lots garbage news has had time to pile up in our absence, so we get in to that. And before we review the sketch anthology film, Movie Fourty-Shit, we talk about this year's Razzie Awards. Woohoo. 0:00:52 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:04:50 - Bad News 0:26:42 - 2017 Razzies 0:44:38 - Movie 43 Review 1:41:08 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: http://worstpodofalltime.libsyn.com/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/ntm0HF YouTube: https://goo.gl/3487Jy Spencer Twitter & Instagram: @ValourParlor & @qbdesign Andrew Instagram and Snapchat: @AndroidRhyme
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Ep. 7 - New Year's Eve (2011) & Cult of Chucky Begins Filming
01/13/2017
Ep. 7 - New Year's Eve (2011) & Cult of Chucky Begins Filming
On this epichode, we address where we've been for so long to all you die hard fans (spoiler alert: it's because the podcast isn't a priority). Then we briefly talk about La La Land and the worst of the movie news. And, of course, we begin the countdown ;) to our review of New Year's Eve, the second "film" in Gary Marshall's holiday trilogy of terror. Then you guys hear the end of an era as we destroy the segment of Rants in my Pants. 0:03:24 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage0:07:02 - Bad News0:21:40 - New Year's Eve Review1:19:39 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Twitter & Instagram: Andrew: @AndroidRhymeSpencer: @ValourParlor
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Ep. 6 - Grown Ups 1&2 (Sandler September Part 3)
10/06/2016
Ep. 6 - Grown Ups 1&2 (Sandler September Part 3)
On this episode we talk what we've been watching that isn't nearly as bad as Adam Sandler's filmography. Then, Andrew reads off the recent bad news including Michael Bay's Nazis in The Kast Night and possibility of a Twilight sequel, and, as usual, Spencer has to guess which one on the list is fake. Unfortunately, we then start our review of Grown Ups, which we reluctantly agree is the best movie we've watched so far. Grown Ups 2 gets less talking time due to the over over abundance of it on The Worst Idea of All Time, but let me tell ya: it's real bad. 0:04:17 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage0:09:18 - Bad News0:19:54 - Grown Ups Review0:58:47 - Grown Ups 2 Review1:22:45 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Twitter & Instagram: Andrew: @AndroidRhymeSpencer: @ValourParlor
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Ep. 5 - Going Overboard (Sandler September Part 2)
09/23/2016
Ep. 5 - Going Overboard (Sandler September Part 2)
On another episode of the Shittiest Shit Ever, Spencer and Andrew share what they've been watching, or in this case listening to (link below). Then, we discuss the latest bad movie news including James Cameron's milking of the Avatar brand and the record-breaking Fifty Shades Darker trailer. After that, we continue for part 2 of Sandler September with his first film, Going Overboard. Finally, we give our respective Rants In My Pants about some dickheads.Bo Burnham on You Made It Weird: 0:00:19 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage0:10:45 - Bad News0:29:42 - Going Overboard Review1:21:38 - Rants In My Pants1:31:33 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen:Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Twitter & Instagram: Andrew: @AndroidRhymeSpencer: @ValourParlor
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Ep. 4 - Jack and Jill (Sandler September Part 1)
09/10/2016
Ep. 4 - Jack and Jill (Sandler September Part 1)
On this episode, Spencer and Andrew discuss the latest bad movie news including Shia LaBeouf's near Suicide Squad appearance and a Netflix and Chill movie. Then we nose-dive directly into the worst of the worst of Adam Sandler's filmography with Jack and Jill to kick off Sandler September. We skip Rants In My Pants to save more time to tear into what has now become the reigning Worst Movie of All Time. 0:01:32 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:06:14 - Bad News 0:14:40 - Jack and Jill Review 1:34:41 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Twitter & Instagram: Andrew: @AndroidRhyme Spencer: @ValourParlor
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Ep. 3 - Gigli (2003) & COPS Movie
09/02/2016
Ep. 3 - Gigli (2003) & COPS Movie
On this episode, Spencer and Andrew talk about what they've watched (as usual), Andrew tells Spencer about bad movie news including Kate Mara's excitement for a new Fant4stic, an Angry Birds sequel, and Gene Wilder's tragic death. Then we talk about the riveting and hilarious romantic-crime-comedy, Gigli, starring Benjamin Affeck and Hunger Games actress Jennifer Lawrence. Spencer and Andrew finish the show with the rants about solipsistic people. 0:00:41 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:06:35 - Bad News 0:20:49 - Gigli Review 0:48:09 - Rants In My Pants 1:08:15 - Where To Cyberbully Us Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Twitter & Instagram: Andrew: @AndroidRhyme Spencer: @ValourParlor
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Ep. 2 - Super Mario Bros. (1993) & Captain Kirk v. Jesus
08/19/2016
Ep. 2 - Super Mario Bros. (1993) & Captain Kirk v. Jesus
This week on the worst thing ever, or whatever it's called, Spencer and Andrew talk about what they've been watching. We also talk about the worst movie news as of late, including the God's Not Dead producers' controversial new faith-based film, why Netflix's boss gave Adam Sandler money, and an original Star Trek: The Motion Picture script that included a fight between Kirk and an alien taking the form of Jesus Christ. This time (and every time in the future), Andrew will bring a fake piece of news, and Spencer has to guess which one it is. Spoiler alert: he doesn't. Then, we give our review of the very first video game movie: Super Mario Bros., which is... yeah.. it's real bad. And to close it off, Andrew discusses his disdain for super hero movie fans (including himself), while Spencer comes with rant-free pants, yet again. Dickhead. 0:01:25 - What Are We Watching That Isn't Garbage 0:10:42 - Bad News (w/ a new game!) 0:32:04 - Super Mario Bros. Review 1:12:01 - Rants In My Pants Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Twitter & Instagram: Andrew: @AndroidRhyme Spencer: @ValourParlor
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Ep. 1 - Catwoman (2004) & God's Not Dead Lawsuit
07/19/2016
Ep. 1 - Catwoman (2004) & God's Not Dead Lawsuit
****NOTE**** We accidentally give an incorrect email account for our podcast. The correct email is . Also, expect ~60 minute episodes in the future. In this first episode of The Worst Podcast of All Time, Andrew talks about what he's been watching, discusses with Spencer the terrible movie news released as of late, then they jump into the main segment of the show, which is the review of Catwoman (2004). Then to finish it off, Andrew talks about his Tinder troubles in the show's end segment: Rants In My Pants. 0:11:37 - Bad News 0:47:00 - Catwoman Review 1:35:49 - Rants In My Pants Subscribe to get notified of the next episode immediately! Or don't. It's just a podcast. In fact, it's the worst one. Other places to listen: Libsyn: Google Play: YouTube: Andrew Rhyne: @AndroidRhyme on Twitter and Instagram Spencer Carlson: @ValourParlor on Instagram
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