WTF - Stories and Advice

Caroline Cranshaw and Daryl Gove, are two expat hypnotherapists living in New Zealand. They love having chats with interesting people, telling crazy stories and giving hopefully good life advice. Listen if you are interested in psychology, tips for improving your mental health, sex life and relationships, WTF news, funny stories, the paranormal, book reviews, shocking listener stories, health tips and advice on how to improve your life... Warning: Adult language. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you.

WTF Did She Do to the Dog? 05/07/2026

The Murder the Police Tried to Bury... and the Students Who Wouldn't Let Them 04/28/2026

From Buttholes to Bunkers: Professor Jiang, Game Theory, and Why You Should Probably Buy Some Rice 04/14/2026

From Buttholes to Bunkers: Professor Jiang, Game Theory, and Why You Should Probably Buy Some Rice We start where all great podcasts start — glamping, punctured air mattresses (thanks, cat), and a heated debate about what exactly Daryl means when he talks about "reading your ring." From there we somehow end up deep in geopolitics, oil supply crises, and the kind of predictions that make you want to quietly stockpile pasta and rethink your entire life plan. Just a normal Tuesday. In this episode: We talk about the YouTube rabbit hole that has consumed Caroline's soul: Professor Jiang (technically Xueqin, technically a high school teacher, universally called Professor because he's just that good). His channel Predictive History uses game theory, structural historical analysis, and something borrowed from Isaac Asimov called psychohistory to model where geopolitics is actually heading — not based on what leaders say, but what the incentives force them to do. His three big predictions: Trump wins the election ✅, US goes to war with Iran ✅, US loses that war 👀 We get into The Iron Trap — his argument that the US has structurally locked itself into conflict with Iran regardless of who's in the White House. We also talk about the Peloponnesian War, the fall of empires (spoiler: they always overextend), and why America at 250 years old is basically just following the script every empire before it has followed. Then we get into the part that's actually affecting us right now: oil supply, the Strait of Hormuz, and what a diesel shortage actually means. Hint: it's not just expensive petrol. It's food not moving, ambulances not moving, farms stopping. We break down what's actually in the tanks, what's on the water, and what happens when the ships stop coming Practical things we actually recommend: Stock up on basics — rice, canned food, olive oil, powdered milk, oats Get your medications in bulk if you can Back up your files — don't rely entirely on Google Look into Starlink if internet resilience matters to you Get an electric bike. Daryl got one. He's very pleased with himself. Follow Suzanne Peet (@thesuzannepeet on TikTok) for genuinely sane food security advice that doesn't involve becoming a full survivalist weirdo Check out Armstrong Economics and Martin Armstrong's Socrates system if you want more predictive modelling rabbit holes And yes, we do also recommend regulating your nervous system, growing microgreens on your windowsill, talking to your neighbours, and remembering that humans are actually mostly good and community is the real prep. We're not saying panic. We're saying: know what's coming, make some sensible moves, and maybe don't wait until the shelves are empty to buy rice. Helpful links: 📺 🌐 🛢️ NZ Fuel Watch: FuelWatch.nz 📱 @thesuzannepeet on TikTok 📧 — send us your tips, your stories, and your best rice recipes To find more out about Caroline Cranshaw & Daryl Gove To find out about training in hypnotherapy with us, check out: Check out our Alcohol Reduction Course Timestamps: 00:00 Glamping, punctured mattresses, and cat chaos 01:12 Dayvigo vs melatonin — the deep sleep data war 02:22 The ring joke that got completely out of hand 03:29 Welcome to WTF Stories and Advice 04:47 Things therapists probably shouldn't talk about (we do anyway) 05:42 Meet Professor Jiang — China's Nostradamus 07:15 The three predictions and what comes next 09:56 Who actually is this guy? 15:53 Game theory, psychohistory, and predictive history explained 19:16 The Iron Trap — why the Iran war was always going to happen 21:47 Every empire overextends. Every single one. 26:51 The Strait of Hormuz and what it actually means for us down here 29:01 How fuel prices really work (and why it's worse than you think) 30:05 How many days of diesel does NZ actually have? 31:57 What happens when the supply chain stops 32:56 The bigger geopolitical picture — who has the oil now 35:17 Practical prep: what to actually do 40:24 Suzanne Peet and the food security mindset shift 47:06 Getting around without petrol (Daryl's electric bike era begins) 48:40 Managing the anxiety — meditation, gardening, don't doom scroll 49:44 The Age of Aquarius, old structures collapsing, and why that might actually be okay 55:40 Wrapping up with a laugh — go watch Red Nose Day Little Britain Intro Music By Soul (Vlog Music) by Dj Quads Music promoted by Audio Library /episode/index/show/wtfstoriesandadvice/id/40867160

AITAH: Boyfriend Demands My Banking Login: “No Secrets Is How Adults Do It...” 03/20/2026

AITAH: Boyfriend Demands My Banking Login: “No Secrets Is How Adults Do It...” In this episode of WTF Stories and Advice, hosts Daryl Gove and Caroline Cranshaw dive into a Reddit AITAH post from a 27-year-old woman whose boyfriend is demanding full access to her online banking claiming that "no secrets is how adults do it." Is this financial transparency, or a massive red flag? Daryl and Caroline break down why handing over your banking login is actually illegal (yes, really Daryl used to work at a bank), why a narcissist's accusation is often a confession, and how controlling behaviour tends to creep in one small demand at a time. They also share why having your own money and your own privacy isn't a trust issue, it's just good sense. Timestamps: 0:00 — Intro banter (Cards Against Humanity and gym stories) 5:00 — Welcome + a note on making fun of people (five stars though, please) 7:00 — WTF moment: new students who emigrated to NZ on the same flight 26 years ago 10:30 — Reddit story: AITAH for refusing to give my boyfriend my banking login? 15:00 — Discussion: why sharing your login is actually illegal + red flag central 18:00 — Gaslighting, coercive control, and "a narcissist's accusation is a confession" 22:00 — Wild tangent: 26:00 — The Epstein files and scat tables (you've been warned) 29:00 — Black Mirror Season 7 recommendation + wrap up Recommendations this episode: Black Mirror, Season 7 (Episode 2 in particular — you'll know the one) To find out more about Caroline Cranshaw & Daryl Gove or book an appointment: 🔗 🔗 🔗 To find out about training in hypnotherapy with us, check out: 🔗 Write to us if you have a question or want us to tell your story: ✉️ Check out our Alcohol Reduction Course: 🔗 Check out Daryl's Course — Brave Beyond Size: Self Esteem For Men: 🔗 🎵 Intro Music: Soul (Vlog Music) by DJ Quads Music promoted by Audio Library /episode/index/show/wtfstoriesandadvice/id/40550560

Am I the a-hole? 02/28/2026

I Unintentionally Joined a Cult 02/17/2026

I Unintentionally Joined a Cult Unintentionally Joining a Cult Caroline and Daryl and read a listener letter about unintentionally joining a cult after responding to a vague Craigslist job ad offering housing and “purpose.” The hosts speculate about what the group’s money-making operation might be and discuss other cult-related media and scandals, including Netflix’s “Dancing for the Devil,” a podcast about Jerry Falwell Jr., and conversation about propaganda, social engineering, and media influence. They share recommendations (the film “Cry-Baby,” Netflix’s “Him & Her,” and the book “Propaganda” by Edward L. Bernays) and close by inviting comments, letters, and ratings. To find more out about Caroline Cranshaw & Daryl Gove To find out about training in hypnotherapy with us, check out:  Write to us if you have a question or want us to tell your story at Check out our Alcohol Reduction Course Check Daryl's Course Brave Beyond Size: Self Esteem For Men 00:00 Welcome to WTF Stories & Advice 00:33 Trigger warnings, dark humor & laughing through trauma 01:23 Letter begins: Unintentionally joining a cult after college 02:47 The ‘job’ interview at the mansion: Tim & Jenna’s pitch 06:17 Moving in: phone control, routines, isolation & ‘the fold’ rules 08:34 The shocking discovery in the park (leader + Tim) 09:37 Gaslighting & sedation: ‘it was a dream’ and the pill 11:20 Planning the escape: playing along and getting out via grocery run 12:45 Aftermath + hosts speculate: cult, trafficking, blackmail? 14:36 Cult media & parallels: TikTok cult doc and Jerry Falwell Jr. scandal 17:15 Turning Point/Liberty University rabbit hole & alleged cult connections 24:02 Handlers, honey traps & political gossip: Patel, Epstein jokes, Greenland 26:57 Why Greenland Matters: Data Centers, Minerals, and Strategy 27:54 Can You Just Buy a Country? 28:35 Greenland UFO Rumors & the “Forgotten” Underground US Base 29:44 Government Waste, Audits, and the Price of Incompetence 30:30 Post-Truth & “Disclosure”: Are We Being Primed for Aliens? 32:04 Desensitization Playbook: From War Talk to Mask Culture 37:05 Critical Thinking, Changing Your Mind, and How Schools Shape Beliefs 41:35 Movie & TV Recs (Cry-Baby, Him & Her) + Propaganda Reading List 47:06 CIA-Hollywood, Blackmail Theories, and Final Sign-off Intro Music By Soul (Vlog Music) by Dj Quads Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/m0UBmJLv208 /episode/index/show/wtfstoriesandadvice/id/40133110

My fiance wants a threesome 02/01/2026

Loving Kindness Guided Meditation (daytime version with wake up at the end) 02/01/2026

Stalker Stories and Spooky Mirrors 01/13/2026

Help, I met the perfect man but he has a weird fetish... 01/06/2026

Help, I'm addicted to porn and it's ruining my life... 12/23/2025

The Tale of The Tulsa Hex House 12/16/2025

Is It Sleep Paralysis or Something Darker? Real Paranormal Story + How to Protect Yourself 12/09/2025

Getting Over Getting Dumped By A Friend 12/02/2025

The More You Push, The Less They Make: Clearing Money Blocks and Money Mindset in Relationships 11/26/2025

Are GLP-1's worth trying? Our advice and tips... 11/22/2025

Are GLP-1's worth trying? Our advice and tips... Are GLP medication's weight loss miracles? Our tips and advice... Join hypnotherapists Caroline Cranshaw and Daryl Gove in this episode of WTF Stories and Advice, where they read a letter from a listener named Mary struggling with weight loss and a stagnant dating life. Caroline shares her personal success with GLP-1 medications and provides tips on supplements to aid the process. The duo offers advice on holistic weight loss strategies, tackling emotional issues, and maintaining a healthy lifestyle. They also dive into love and confidence, emphasizing self-love and attracting the right partner. Throughout, they sprinkle humor and real-life stories, making for an engaging and informative episode. Don't miss Caroline’s book recommendations and Daryl’s insights on relaxation and emotional well-being! To find more out about Caroline Cranshaw & Daryl Gove Check out our Alcohol Reduction Course Wine Down Weight Loss Hypnosis Program To find out about training in hypnotherapy with us, check out: Write to us if you have a question or want us to tell your story at Books and shows we recommend: The Signs by Tara Swart Miranda Hart’s Joke Shop The Eternaut (show and graphic novel) Dating After the End of the World by Jeneva Rose Intro Music By Soul (Vlog Music) by Dj Quads / aka-dj-quads Music promoted by Audio Library QUICK DISCLAIMER: THE INFORMATION WE'RE SHARING ABOUT GLP-1 MEDICATIONS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR OR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER BEFORE STARTING, STOPPING, OR CHANGING ANY MEDICATIONS OR TREATMENT PLANS. 00:00 Introduction to WTF Stories and Advice 00:35 Mary's Letter: A Weighty Dilemma 02:03 Caroline's Personal Weight Loss Journey 05:43 Tips and Supplements for GLP-1 Success 06:29 The Importance of Lifestyle Changes 09:16 Hypnotherapy and Weight Loss 14:13 The Role of Supplements and Fasting 18:03 Navigating Relationships and Self-Love 23:35 Exploring Alternatives and Final Thoughts 26:03 The Role of Medications in Weight Loss 26:58 Combining Multiple Approaches for Effective Weight Loss 27:53 Addressing Subconscious Beliefs and Emotional Trauma 28:46 Practical Tips for Weight Loss 30:14 The Importance of Sleep and Nutrition 32:10 Exercise and Muscle Building 35:37 Holistic and Emotional Approaches to Weight Loss 39:50 Supplements and Medications for Weight Loss 43:17 Tracking Progress and Staying Motivated 45:12 Book and Media Recommendations 49:49 Final Thoughts and Encouragement /episode/index/show/wtfstoriesandadvice/id/39132480