You're On The List
You’re On The List is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by comedians Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine. The show features an occasional guest as the guys discover this weeks “Top 10 List.”
info_outline Top 10 Best/Worst TV Series Finales 09/17/2019
Top 10 Best/Worst TV Series Finales The Queen Nancy Gauci introduces the podcast as only she can. Pete and Bret talk about their show in Forked River, partying with Steamboat Willie, and hanging out at JR's eating Maruca's. The guys discuss Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle's comedy specials, and delve into the best and worst series finales of all time. Where do you put the Sopranos? Or Seinfeld? The boys also update us on future projects and podcasts they are looking to produce!
info_outline Top 10 Historical Figures You've Never Heard Of 08/15/2019
Top 10 Historical Figures You've Never Heard Of Petey Boy welcomes his old friend Brian "40" Walsh into the studio to talk history. Bret calls in with a big announcement for Labor Day weekend. 40, the history department head at Pierce College, drops some knowledge about the forgotten and sometimes unknown figures that dodge the watchful eye of history.
info_outline Top 10 Things People Hate For No Reason 07/10/2019
Top 10 Things People Hate For No Reason Pete and Bret rejoin Mike Casentini at the Network Studios to discuss things that people straight up hate without much reasoning. The guys catch up about fireworks, earthquakes, and celebrating your birthday like a gentleman. They talk about the people and things that you love to hate! Be sure to not hate this podcast and write a review!
info_outline Top 10 Favorite Footballers with Ian Edwards 07/05/2019
Top 10 Favorite Footballers with Ian Edwards Ian Edwards joins Petey Boy in studio to talk soccer and Bret calls in on a burner phone from his underground bunker. The guys talk about the English premiership, the most successful football clubs, and the best players to play the game. Pete and Ian try to one-up each other with Old Trafford stories as Bret googles old timey players to feel included! Check out Ian's new special IanTalk July 12!
info_outline Top 10 Film Score Composers 06/24/2019
Top 10 Film Score Composers Pete meets up with ATC's social media guru Brenton Biddlecombe as Bret calls in from Chicago using a Cricket Wireless flip phone. The guys talk about the importance of social media in a comic's career, the self-anointed Podfather, and the All Things Comedy family of comedians. Brenton comes prepared as a film score expert, taking control of the list along with his curated score samplings. The guys are enamored by the amount of Italians on the list, yet Bret loses his mind over a particular composer that was left out. So whether it's in a video game or the silver screen, be sure to enjoy the music!
info_outline Top 10 Lies Told By The Industry 06/14/2019
Top 10 Lies Told By The Industry Petey Boy dusts off the mics and welcomes Geoff Keith on the show with Bret skyping in with a slightly better connection to discuss the dirty world of show business and the lies told at every turn. The boys also talk about Steve Byrne's new documentary about The Amazing Johnathan, the ghost of Joe Biden, and fake birthday plans!
info_outline Top 10 Health Fads with Whitney Ayers 04/18/2019
Top 10 Health Fads with Whitney Ayers This week Petey Boy Jones welcomes the love of his life and certified health expert Whitney Ayers into the studio. Bret skypes in with mid-90's technology and talks about setting off lunk alarms and his dedication to the South Beach Diet. It's revealed that Pete's bathroom ceiling is hairy and that he is no good at carrying his girlfriend to the bedroom. Whitney drops knowledge on good and bad health trends that periodically sweep the wellness community and ranks the all-time health fads. So grab a green juice, channel a ghost, and put coffee up your butt to really get the benefits of this podcast!
info_outline Top 10 Reasons to Rob the Cradle 03/08/2019
Top 10 Reasons to Rob the Cradle Petey Boy hangs with comedian and soon to be married man Jason Lawhead. Bret Skypes in with the internet connection of a war time corespondent in Syria. The guys talk about the Michael Jackson documentary, how Bret can't read yet is amassing a vintage book collection, and Steve Byrne demands to be off the list. The boys celebrate their much younger (and hotter) ladies and discuss why robbing the cradle is the only way to go.
info_outline Top 10 Brody Stevens Brodyisms 03/01/2019
Top 10 Brody Stevens Brodyisms Bret Ernst skypes in to the show and joins Pete Giovine in celebrating the great Brody Stevens. The boys share stories about Brody, tell their favorite Brody jokes and rank the phrases Brody was known for. So grab some apple cider vinegar, push and believe, and enjoy it! Yes!
info_outline Ep172 - Top 10 Wrestlers According To Chad 02/22/2019
Ep172 - Top 10 Wrestlers According To Chad Pete welcomes old friend and wrestling aficionado Chad Weiner to break down his list of the best wrestlers of all time. He schools Pete on the old territories and why certain men rose to legendary status.
info_outline Ep171 - Top 10 Signs You're A Stalker with Thomas Dale 02/09/2019
Ep171 - Top 10 Signs You're A Stalker with Thomas Dale The great Thomas Dale visits Pete Giovine for a discussion about leaving New York, being an honest comic, almost taping a special, loving dramatically, and making silent three-point turns undetected. Thomas tells us about his new podcast "Honestly" at the Hollywood Improv and teaches what it takes to be a great stalker! This podcast will love you until we drive by your house with the headlights off!
info_outline Ep170 - Top 10 Ways You're Kidding Yourself About Getting Older 02/02/2019
Ep170 - Top 10 Ways You're Kidding Yourself About Getting Older Stevie G visits the studio and takes Pete to the wood shed about not doing enough with the podcast. Stevie then struggles with an inner realization of self defeat and bad tax form completion. The boys finally get to a list about ways we don't acknowledge the passing years on the calendar. Stay warm and enjoy!
info_outline Ep168 - Top 10 Bruce Willis Movies With Chris Wylde 01/11/2019
Ep168 - Top 10 Bruce Willis Movies With Chris Wylde Jones Johnson meets up with what appears to be cool Jesus for the latest YOTL installment! Chris Wylde (Dan Pizzini's favorite guest), and Pete discuss their holidays, new years resolutions, getting screeners, the R. Kelly doc, Sebastian in the new Peter Farrelly movie, basketball, and the guys talk about the best Bruce Willis movies of all time! Rate us on iTunes to keep YOTL alive!
info_outline Ep167 - Top 10 Christmas Gifts 2018 – Stocking Stuffer 12/22/2018
Ep167 - Top 10 Christmas Gifts 2018 – Stocking Stuffer Petey Boy stuffs your YOTL sock and kicks it old school with Mike Casentini and Billy Bonnell! The boys talk about Nimesh Patel, coy Asians, losing your passport, the Echo Plus stalking mode, opening your first Nintendo, and they run down the greatest Christmas gifts of 2018! Grab some eggnog, cuddle by the fire, listen to this episode, then call your mom. Merry Christmas YOTL family!
info_outline Ep166 - Top 10 Outdated Things That Are Still Around 11/14/2018
Ep166 - Top 10 Outdated Things That Are Still Around Stevie G stops by to hear Bret and Pete open the podcast with an old fashioned political argument! After cooler heads prevail, Stevie talks about a good audition, and whether he should join the podcast permanently and Pete is in staunch opposition. The guys discuss the things in life that are still around but seem outdated – like a phone book, or your Mom for instance. Are you still reading this? Your Mom dude.
info_outline Ep165 - Top 10 Dallas Cowboys with Billy Bonnell 10/22/2018
Ep165 - Top 10 Dallas Cowboys with Billy Bonnell The Ghost of Ernst Past visits the studio to educate Petey Boy on sports gambling. Billy Bonnell tells the boys about his Navy days, getting into comedy, and joins Pete in admonishing the West Hollywood mail carriers. The guys talk about the best Dallas Cowboys in history and rank them better than Sports Illustrated! Put on your cowboy hat and slap that pig skin in this new ep!
info_outline Ep164 - Top 10 Country Stars 10/15/2018
Ep164 - Top 10 Country Stars Pete meets up with Darren Carter The Party Starter at the studio and Bret attempts to Skype in. Unfortunately technical difficulties arise as Bret is forced to write messages on paper and hold them up to the camera as if in an INXS or Facebook birth announcement video. Bret finally gets through and the boys discuss the roots of country music, the biggest stars, David Allan Coe and other three-name artists. Throw in a dip, hop in your old beat up truck, and call your maw!
info_outline Ep163 - Top 10 Disaster Couples with Stevie Guttman 10/08/2018
Ep163 - Top 10 Disaster Couples with Stevie Guttman Pete gets scolded by Stevie for not getting married. Bret encourages Stevie to look inside himself for guidance as listener Janine wins the day with on-point observations and backhanded digs. The guys talk about the most toxic couples of all time and Caleb becomes the editor of obvious.com. Break up with the psycho if you have one and call your mom!
info_outline Ep162 - Top 10 Things On A Bucket List With DJ Sandhu 09/20/2018
Ep162 - Top 10 Things On A Bucket List With DJ Sandhu Petey Boy brings DJ Sandhu into the studio to talk bucket list with Bret. The guys discuss the Emmy's, Ohio life, Tommy Lee Jones' war record, and talk about their trip to Phoenix. The boys weed through things that want to do before they kick the bucket. Rate your Mom.
info_outline Ep161 - Bret Moved To Ohio 09/03/2018
Ep161 - Bret Moved To Ohio Surprise, surprise! Bret moved to Ohio and Pete still lives in LA! Bret Skypes in to the studio to give us a tour of his house, talks about what he looks forward to in suburban living, and shows us his tile work. The guys discuss the pod and what the future holds! Check out Bret in all of his witness protection glory!
info_outline Ep160 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're White Trash With Eric Rice and Gerard Boeke 08/27/2018
Ep160 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're White Trash With Eric Rice and Gerard Boeke Pete is back with Bret as they welcome an insane genius and his muscle into the ATC studio! Elon Musk-esque brain boy Eric Rice has a company called Quanta and he explains the complexities of quantum physics to the boys and they totally get it. Pete take cannabis vapes and feels great while Bret's buddy Gerard Boeke drops the bass. You just got high reading this.
info_outline Ep159 - Top 10 Sinatra Songs with Dan Ahdoot and Stevie G 08/17/2018
Ep159 - Top 10 Sinatra Songs with Dan Ahdoot and Stevie G In this episode, the Summer Winds blow Steve Guttman and Dan Ahdoot into the studio. Stevie promotes his new documentary “The Davi Way,” Dan discusses how he abuses his kid show fame as Falafel Phil to get MILFS, and there’s a lively discussion about Jews and Italians…Pete’s out of town, so this episode falls off the rails quickly!
info_outline Ep158 - Top 10 Game-Changing Video Games 08/08/2018
Ep158 - Top 10 Game-Changing Video Games Bret and Pete catch up after being away from the pod for a long time. The guys get some list ideas from listeners then commit to debating video games that changed the landscape of gaming when released. Grab your Duck Hunt gun, remember the cheat codes, and call your Mom!
info_outline Ep157 - Top 10 Wu-Tang Clan Members (Ranking The Wu) 07/20/2018
Ep157 - Top 10 Wu-Tang Clan Members (Ranking The Wu) Pete and Bret discuss their recent role on Steve Byrne's new movie "The Opening Act" while Bret peddles t-shirts on his website. The boys take suggestions from viewers on what the list should be. The podcast takes on the unenviable task of ranking the members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Pete professes his love for Ghostface Killah as Bret shows his allegiance to O.D.B. The all-knowing RZA stops by to talk about allowing Cappadonna into the Clan! Protect ya neck and subscribe to this podcast!
info_outline Ep156 - Top 10 Fake Guido Club Names 07/13/2018
Ep156 - Top 10 Fake Guido Club Names Things fall apart before they start on this week's podcast! The boys run into several technical difficulties that culminate into a snowball of shit show. Bret, who is ADHD, is tasked with reading comments off his phone and results with him randomly saying fragments of thought. The guys start to make a list centered around what makes a bad podcast, then somehow switch it up to fake nightclub names! There is beauty in the break down!
info_outline Ep154 - Top 10 Golfers With Cort McCown 06/29/2018
Ep154 - Top 10 Golfers With Cort McCown Pete Giovine welcomes handsome man comedian Cort McCown to the basement of the Comedy Store to discuss his entrance to the business, the importance of air conditioning, his ball control in Teen Wolf, playing with Playboy playmates, and being a caddie on the PGA Tour. Cort drops knowledge about life on the PGA tour and lays out his list of the best golfers of all time! Be sure to rate, subscribe and follow Cort on Instagram at @cortmccown!
info_outline Ep153 - Top 10 People We Wish Were On Twitter 06/20/2018
Ep153 - Top 10 People We Wish Were On Twitter Bret is back in the house with Pete at the All Things Comedy studios. The boys catch up, recap last weeks list, and then discuss the people they wish were on twitter. Sam Tripoli stops by to drop a new conspiracy theory! Subscribe!