Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 12/15/2021

634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura SPONSORS: - Go to and enter offer code YMH to get a 60-day free trial. - Visit and get $100 off your first month when you use promo code YMH. - Go to and get $200 off your mattress! - Head to and use the offer code MOM for a free trial and to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. - Register for an account at and use promo code MOM at checkout to get 15% off your first purchase. - Go to for up to 65% off your subscription. - Go to to get 20% off plus Free Shipping! - Go to to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for THREE months! Touch Tom Segura and Christina P's camera through the fence and pull those jeans up! Christinith shows off her new Scottish hat, we discuss the royal family, and we open with a really cool island girl. Christine reveals she's all in on that Salt Lake, UT life, we revisit the boot licker lane, and see a clip of two good friends keeping each other company. The mommies talk about how holiday dinner with the family was, a guy who the morgue thought was dead, and the terrible hours of hotel restaurants and bars. Tom tells us how much time Joe Rogan has been spending on Unk Shine's Instagram page so we check out what he's been up to. Christina updates us on her current standing with TikTok, we talk about the tragic passing of acclaimed fashion designer Virgil Abloh, and review some wild YMH inspired tattoos. We hear a cool shart, play Horrible or Hilarious, and Christy shares how nuts grow and a fun new game she plays with Chase O'Donnell at restaurants. We have a new FedSmoker clip where he meets a genuine fan, we check in on the reincarnation of FedSmoker getting kicked out of the gym, and talk about some of the most wild deep fakes we've seen. We also review some legal documents a mommy made for Tom to possibly sue Garth Brooks with for restricting his Instagram account. See you next week! /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/21484907

633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 12/08/2021

632 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 12/01/2021

632 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to for $200 off your order - Head on over to and pick out whatever styles you like. Enjoy the color and comfort of a life less ordinary… with Stance - Check out and receive 10% off your first order by using our code MOM. - Head to to get your free home & auto insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Go to to get 10% off plus free shipping! - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Go to and enter code HOUSE to get $10 off your purchase. The jeans are getting pulled completely over your head this week with Tom Segura and Christina P! Now that J Nadav is C Patty, the main mommies try to teach him about Christmas and what it's all about. We open with a clip from a certified marine screaming into the abyss and really annoying his roommate. Tom and Christina share stories of all the crazy ways their kids are trying to ruin their house, share Joe Rogan's reaction to poutine, and get a neat new update on Norm Summerton! Christina reviews the dumbest holiday movie of all time "The Holiday" starring Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jack Black, and Jude Law. That gets the mommies to debate who would be a better lover between Jude and Cameron. We look into Jude Law's personal life and how he can afford all 6 of his kids and girlfriends/mistresses. Christina goes over how divorces ruin wealth which makes them go over all their possible divorce strategies, and the booth boys revel Christina and Bert Kreischer are pretty much the same person, which makes Tom the fun beacon. We watch a super cool post-race NASCAR interview with Kyle Busch, come up with possibly the best name for Christina's new Netflix special, and Tom shares a recording of Christina and Bitsy snoring together. ChrisJeansa shares an article of a man who killed his wife with cobras, which got the main mommies into clever ways to get rid of your spouse in different regions! How would they make the YMH staff disappear? And then, we wrap up with a wholesome batch of Christina's curated TikToks. /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/21317414

631 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 11/24/2021

631 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura YMH Live 7 is now available! Watch the stream this Thanksgiving Weekend while you still can! Get your tickets here: CHICAGO! Come see Tom live on his birthday, April 16! Presale starts this Wednesday at 10am local time. Get tickets at and use code EVERYWHERE SPONSORS: - Head on over to and pick out whatever styles you like. Enjoy the color and comfort of a life less ordinary… with Stance - Go to for $200 off your order - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get your first refill FREE at . - Go to and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to . - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo code MOM, bet just ONE DOLLAR on any Thanksgiving NFL game and win ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if either team scores a point. - Get 25% off your membership at We start off this week of Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P jamming to a classic #YMH banger, "Vocal Fry" by Gaping Dad! With all this vocal fry talk, we start talking about the family that made it popular, the Kardashians, and how insane of transformation Kylie Jenner has had over the years. That leads us to discussing the Travis Scott fiasco as Astro World. Tom then talks about going to sporting events with his dad, Top Dog, who has a real problem with parking/traffic anxiety. We open on a grandpa who gives an update on his brown situation, and we get another sneak peak at the primo googling skills Nadav has to offer as well as an update on airport codes! The mommies discuss how miserable Thanksgiving can be and give tips on the little things you can to make it slightly more bearable. We see the newest British rendition of our favorite garage worker and wonder what kind of revenge you can participate in legally. Eye for an eye? We then unveil a new FedSmoker video (to us) where he seems to be falling head over heels for lady he met at the district attorney's office of a town he's passing through. How would you react if FedSmoker started making a pass at you? We talk about Top Dog saying words wrong for almost no reason, like concierge, Joe Pesci, and Washington. We watch some cool clips of the guy with the pet liger and an old lady who claims to not have a stinky meow. Christina makes the claim that if Tom was single he'd be a "weird alone guy." The Apple store has one of the absolute worst in-store experiences of any company in the world, we see a cool guy withstanding quite a bit of horsepower, and we wrap with Christina's TikTok curations! Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you give thanks to those you're thankful for and try not to eat too much but also make sure you eat enough. Okay have a great week! /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/21245132

630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 11/17/2021

630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming only on Peacock. Go to to sign up. - Go to , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to to get an additional pair of gloves for free all November - Go to and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting . This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks! /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/21156587

629 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 11/10/2021

629 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to for $200 off your order - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Head to to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to . This week on YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P. #TheGloveComic is back and he's putting that glove in your face! We have a super cool guy giving us a super cool message to all the ladies out there (with a Thanksgiving theme)! We talk about Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres, bush sizes, and betas that don't eat butts. The main mommies are celebrating their anniversary and they're trying to figure out how they should celebrate 13 years together. Christina talks about Hungarian drinking culture and her cool dads growing up. We get an update on what Tom and Christina are watching: the new season of Netflix's "You," Game of Thrones and Squid Game! Why are Koreans so good at drama? Let's call Bobby Lee and find out! Christina brings her up her favorite new documentary out of the UK, "Breastfeeding My Boyfriend." We review some Horrible or Hilarious and watch some really cool confrontations in public, which leads to the main mommies to share some of their own crazy confrontations. Christina shares a couple stories she's never shared before (even with Tom) about what a lunatic goth kid she was. We wrap up with a bunch of heart felt TikTok curations by Christina! /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/21015890

628 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 11/03/2021

627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 10/27/2021

627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: 1/22 @ 10pm: SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to . - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code MOM to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit! Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch! /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/20947856

626 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 10/20/2021

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623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 09/29/2021

622 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 09/22/2021

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620 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 09/08/2021

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618 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 08/25/2021

617 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura 08/18/2021

617 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to and you will get to choose a FREE starter set with your first order. - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Policygenius has saved customers an average of $1,250 per year on their home and auto insurance. Head to to get started right now. - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to . - Check out and use code MOM to get 10% off your first order! - Go to today to get the new Cold Brew Packs. - Go to and get your first visit absolutely free! WHAT? This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P are still keeping their jeans high and tight through the eye infections and smashed ankles! We get a lunch update from Tom and reveal Nadav's secrets to reaching his healthy/morbidly obese weight! Did you know you could buy cookie dough by the pint?! We watch a new Fedsmoker video where he terrorizes an innocent bystander, AND we discover a guy who surgically transitioned into becoming Korean! We watch an insane video that revolts Christina and gets Tom to put his head in a trash can. Then we get into some brown talk and see a guy really frustrated with how his body doesn't completely evacuate EVERYTHING it's got. Then, Ryan Sickler returns to Studio Jeans and joins Tom Segura! Ryan discusses an altercation with a construction worker he had, and Tom warns him to look out for wasps/waspes! They'll really get you! Ryan then talks about his brother's snake/animal phase as a kid. He was pulling all sorts of really intense pranks that absolutely no one would be down with. Sickler shares an intense story about "turfing" someone's yard as a kid and getting extremely lucky. They analyze a British cool guy being nuisance on a construction site, watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name. /episode/index/show/yourmomshousepodcast/id/20160578