Goin’ Deep Show 2327: Timing Hat Trick’s Hookups - Happy 4th!
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The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they’ve come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor’s lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the “come hither,” and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fiancé's Butt Cheeks
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Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2325: I Slept With Your Dad, Bitch
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Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property. Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2324: Reverse Cowgirl During the Ballgame
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Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actually seeing somebody just often enough to miss them. Along the way, the crew revisits hotel hot tubs, old hookup stories, porn logic, social media rabbit holes, fake breast trends, and the strange ways...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2317: The Cum Dumpster Scheduling Conflict
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Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe. Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you’ve got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal. Listen in. Go Deep
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Goin’ Deep Show 2316: Amateur Hour That Never Grew Up
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Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph’s Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you’d expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2315: Our Buddy Might’ve Murdered His Wife
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Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new “older bitches I’d still smash” track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it’s slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood’s male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you’ve ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2314: The Tribute Nobody Asked For
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Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you’ve got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that...
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Goin' Deep Show 2313: Cassette Tapes to AI Overload
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Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents’ house doesn’t feel like “home” anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There’s reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don’t expect. From there, it’s full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions...
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Goin' Deep Show 2312: The Night That Sounded Better Than It Actually Was
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Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated. The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifestyle, and habits like wearing hats instead of worrying about Botox. The core of the episode is Hat Trick’s dating story. This becomes the centerpiece, detailing a Tinder meetup that quickly...
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Kleen said he slept with a 29 year old virgin. Yeah right. In Bay City? A virgin at 29? WTF. We talk about potato heads, apps that report everthing, catching glimpses of skin on road trips, High school cherry popping and confusing kids with voices and avatars. We do some lot lizard talk at Long Johns and Kleen tells everyone to shove a potato up their ass. Go Deep.
DETAILED TIMELINE
1:00 Switching it up - Classic Kleen
2:00 Join the Fallen - Its not for everyone
3:00 Blowing dogs fingering cats buttholes
4:00 The Stereo app
5:00 Virtual world creating your look
6:00 I gotta be this and that way
7:00 Daughter sampling the alcohol
8:00 South Park cartoons
9:00 Female looking character
10:00 Kid’s getting confused
11:00 Everyday life crap, tranny
12:00 Stereo vs Clubhouse
13:00 Be boring as fuck - New words
14:00 Actually using Actually
15:00 How a black guy pronounces kee-go’s
16:00 Taking a dump
17:00 Long John Silvers drive-thru
18:00 Lot lizard - Low mileage coochie
19:00 High school cherry pop
20:00 We don’t use proper terms here
21:00 Virgin body
22:00 Kleen cuts because he’s taking a virgin
23:00 Footjob on the futon - low mileage cooch
24:00 Semi trucks looking at their phones
25:00 Catching a glimpse of skin
26:00 Report - Report - Report
27:00 The potato head family
28:00 No more Mr. or Mrs.
29:00 Final Words - Potatohead shove up the ass
Go Deep.