Goin’ Deep Show 2340: Airplane Bean Flicker and Boundaries
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Episode 2340 - Kid A.G. and El Pres ease in with a listener text from Jaybird and a song preview meant for Nurse Fiona before landing on the latest South Park run. The Sephora episode and the looksmaxxing app bit land hardest; both hosts note how the show still finds the low-budget freak-out lane and how the Paramount/Skydance money hasn’t shut the jokes down. From there the treadmill session with the weighted vest becomes the through-line—six miles, hips and knees needing stretch time, a 30-pounder that forces better posture, and the April ruck date sitting out there. That...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2339: Nurse Fiona Is Getting an Upgrade
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Episode 2339 - Nurse Fiona is getting a titty upgrade, and Kid and El Pres have more questions than any respectable medical professional would ever entertain. Things get progressively more ridiculous when the crew revisits legendary adult performer Heather Brooke and the jaw-dropping talents that made her an early internet sensation. Kid digs deep into the GDS archives to resurrect the infamous Christmas story, the gang mourns its embarrassing fall in the raunchy podcast rankings, and Hat Trick's bizarre adventures in the foot fetish business prove there's a market for just about anything....
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Goin’ Deep Show 2338: 22 Years Later and Somehow We’re Still Allowed to Do This
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Episode 2338: The 22nd anniversary starts without much ceremony because apparently after more than two decades even the intro can be added later. Kid and Nurse Fiona settle back into the studio and immediately discover that absolutely nothing has changed. Mr. Kleen gets dragged into the conversation despite not actually being there, old GDS characters start resurfacing, technical problems remain undefeated and Fiona and Kid conclude that they may essentially be each other's emotional support humans. From there, the episode wanders through relationships, dating disasters, friendship,...
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Goin' Deep Show 2337: Seven Women a Year: El Pres Stat Breakdown
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Episode 2337 - Kid ,El Pres and Zaldor recap a weekend that somehow crams a film festival, live music, aggressive people-watching, Justin Verlander, mysterious admirers, missing passes that weren’t actually missing, non-alcoholic beer, dating philosophy and an unexpected statistical investigation into El Pres’s past. Then Kid gets properly irritated about people policing AI and creativity, arguing that artists have always stolen, sampled, collaged, remixed and adapted whatever tools happened to be sitting in front of them. Add phones quietly poisoning everybody’s sanity and the...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2336: Four Stars for How You Eat
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Kid and El Pres settle in for an episode openly built from poor preparation, scattered headlines and the sincere belief that eventually something resembling a subject will emerge. It begins with Hell’s Half Mile Film Festival reaching its twentieth year and Kid looking forward to seeing months of design work finally walking around town on shirts, passes, programs and banners. That leads into a surprisingly honest conversation about adultification, maintaining curiosity and finding room for creative work when responsibility keeps eating the calendar. Then the phones take over. After watching...
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Goin' Deep Show 2335: Something’s Wrong With Kid
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Kid is apparently conducting several experiments on himself at once. First, he’s stopped drinking. Now he’s stopped jerking off. Instead of instant gratification, he’s getting shit done around the house, which apparently means turning an unwanted shed into a free rage room with an axe and sledgehammer. Underneath all that demolition is the actual meat of the episode. Kid is cautiously interested in somebody who lives several states away, which sends the room into a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about long-distance relationships, missing people, hearing someone’s voice instead of...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2334: Sell Everything and Just Leave
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Kid and El Pres start with something dangerously close to peace and tranquility. After spending the previous day at the ballpark, Kid realizes baseball does for him what meditation, yoga and expensive wellness nonsense apparently does for everybody else. Put him in a seat with a scorebook, earbuds and a game in front of him and the rest of the world can kindly disappear for a few hours. That leads into a surprisingly good technology rabbit hole. Modern earbuds at concerts become old transistor radios under the covers at night, distant AM stations, old radio dramas, cassette recorders, iPods...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2333: Missing Her Face
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Kid and El Pres are back in the studio, and Kid isn't exactly arriving with a clear head. A relationship he thought had long-term potential has suddenly gone quiet, leaving him trying to reconcile the comfort of believing he'd found somebody to grow old with against the reality of barely communicating at all. Beneath all the usual Goin' Deep stupidity is something considerably more sincere: the realization that the podcast has always been a place where jokes cover heavier things that don't necessarily get discussed anywhere else. Kid returns from a vintage baseball weekend where the...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2332: Monster Smut Book Club
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Kid, El Pres, and Hat Trick cover enough territory to make three completely different podcasts. What begins with a late arrival caused by groceries and a low tire quickly transforms into an obsession with The Wicker Husband, a movie about a living wicker man that launches an entire discussion about monster romance, BookTok, "hear me out" culture, and the increasingly absurd places internet fiction keeps wandering. From there the show bounces through AI-generated headlines, fake news confusion, political satire, internet memes, celebrity rabbit holes, and the continuing rise of Jimithy lore...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2331: Elevator Farts & Other Modern Turn-Ons
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Kid and El Pres open the show like a pair of retirees trapped in a padded room, negotiating temperature, mattresses, and whether the studio is cold enough to preserve meat. That leads into Kid’s latest AI music experiment: feed a chatbot the DNA of gloomy, grinding hard rock, hand the description to Suno, and wait for the machine to produce eight minutes of strip-club entrance music with mystery vocals nobody requested. The robots can imitate the mood, but apparently “instrumental” is still open to interpretation. From there, the conversation checks in on aging, testosterone...
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Kleen said he slept with a 29 year old virgin. Yeah right. In Bay City? A virgin at 29? WTF. We talk about potato heads, apps that report everthing, catching glimpses of skin on road trips, High school cherry popping and confusing kids with voices and avatars. We do some lot lizard talk at Long Johns and Kleen tells everyone to shove a potato up their ass. Go Deep.
DETAILED TIMELINE
1:00 Switching it up - Classic Kleen
2:00 Join the Fallen - Its not for everyone
3:00 Blowing dogs fingering cats buttholes
4:00 The Stereo app
5:00 Virtual world creating your look
6:00 I gotta be this and that way
7:00 Daughter sampling the alcohol
8:00 South Park cartoons
9:00 Female looking character
10:00 Kid’s getting confused
11:00 Everyday life crap, tranny
12:00 Stereo vs Clubhouse
13:00 Be boring as fuck - New words
14:00 Actually using Actually
15:00 How a black guy pronounces kee-go’s
16:00 Taking a dump
17:00 Long John Silvers drive-thru
18:00 Lot lizard - Low mileage coochie
19:00 High school cherry pop
20:00 We don’t use proper terms here
21:00 Virgin body
22:00 Kleen cuts because he’s taking a virgin
23:00 Footjob on the futon - low mileage cooch
24:00 Semi trucks looking at their phones
25:00 Catching a glimpse of skin
26:00 Report - Report - Report
27:00 The potato head family
28:00 No more Mr. or Mrs.
29:00 Final Words - Potatohead shove up the ass
Go Deep.