Goin' Deep Show 2337: Seven Women a Year: El Pres Stat Breakdown
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Episode 2337 - Kid ,El Pres and Zaldor recap a weekend that somehow crams a film festival, live music, aggressive people-watching, Justin Verlander, mysterious admirers, missing passes that weren’t actually missing, non-alcoholic beer, dating philosophy and an unexpected statistical investigation into El Pres’s past. Then Kid gets properly irritated about people policing AI and creativity, arguing that artists have always stolen, sampled, collaged, remixed and adapted whatever tools happened to be sitting in front of them. Add phones quietly poisoning everybody’s sanity and the...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2336: Four Stars for How You Eat
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Kid and El Pres settle in for an episode openly built from poor preparation, scattered headlines and the sincere belief that eventually something resembling a subject will emerge. It begins with Hell’s Half Mile Film Festival reaching its twentieth year and Kid looking forward to seeing months of design work finally walking around town on shirts, passes, programs and banners. That leads into a surprisingly honest conversation about adultification, maintaining curiosity and finding room for creative work when responsibility keeps eating the calendar. Then the phones take over. After watching...
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Goin' Deep Show 2335: Something’s Wrong With Kid
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Kid is apparently conducting several experiments on himself at once. First, he’s stopped drinking. Now he’s stopped jerking off. Instead of instant gratification, he’s getting shit done around the house, which apparently means turning an unwanted shed into a free rage room with an axe and sledgehammer. Underneath all that demolition is the actual meat of the episode. Kid is cautiously interested in somebody who lives several states away, which sends the room into a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about long-distance relationships, missing people, hearing someone’s voice instead of...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2334: Sell Everything and Just Leave
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Kid and El Pres start with something dangerously close to peace and tranquility. After spending the previous day at the ballpark, Kid realizes baseball does for him what meditation, yoga and expensive wellness nonsense apparently does for everybody else. Put him in a seat with a scorebook, earbuds and a game in front of him and the rest of the world can kindly disappear for a few hours. That leads into a surprisingly good technology rabbit hole. Modern earbuds at concerts become old transistor radios under the covers at night, distant AM stations, old radio dramas, cassette recorders, iPods...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2333: Missing Her Face
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Kid and El Pres are back in the studio, and Kid isn't exactly arriving with a clear head. A relationship he thought had long-term potential has suddenly gone quiet, leaving him trying to reconcile the comfort of believing he'd found somebody to grow old with against the reality of barely communicating at all. Beneath all the usual Goin' Deep stupidity is something considerably more sincere: the realization that the podcast has always been a place where jokes cover heavier things that don't necessarily get discussed anywhere else. Kid returns from a vintage baseball weekend where the...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2332: Monster Smut Book Club
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Kid, El Pres, and Hat Trick cover enough territory to make three completely different podcasts. What begins with a late arrival caused by groceries and a low tire quickly transforms into an obsession with The Wicker Husband, a movie about a living wicker man that launches an entire discussion about monster romance, BookTok, "hear me out" culture, and the increasingly absurd places internet fiction keeps wandering. From there the show bounces through AI-generated headlines, fake news confusion, political satire, internet memes, celebrity rabbit holes, and the continuing rise of Jimithy lore...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2331: Elevator Farts & Other Modern Turn-Ons
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Kid and El Pres open the show like a pair of retirees trapped in a padded room, negotiating temperature, mattresses, and whether the studio is cold enough to preserve meat. That leads into Kid’s latest AI music experiment: feed a chatbot the DNA of gloomy, grinding hard rock, hand the description to Suno, and wait for the machine to produce eight minutes of strip-club entrance music with mystery vocals nobody requested. The robots can imitate the mood, but apparently “instrumental” is still open to interpretation. From there, the conversation checks in on aging, testosterone...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2330: Sucking Out Your Demons
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Episode 2330 - Kid and El Pres open with a viral story about a female pastor allegedly offering an extremely hands-on form of spiritual cleansing. Naturally, this inspires more interest in church attendance than either man has shown in years. From there, the conversation wanders into Pete Davidson, parental grief, bars as strange rooms where strangers repeatedly buy drinks, and Kid’s absolute hatred of line dancing. His scientific breakthrough: slap Benny Hill-style chase music over any line-dancing video and it syncs perfectly, no matter where you start it. Hat Trick arrives with an...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2327: Timing Hat Trick’s Hookups - Happy 4th!
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The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they’ve come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor’s lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the “come hither,” and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fiancé's Butt Cheeks
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Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be...
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Its my show go fuck yourself
Throwing mad props to our past with stories of huge titted ladies in college classes as we try to pretend we know what we’re talking about. Kid and Kleen Go Deep with love for Liz Hurley, SVSU survey brown ladies, and our hatred of Mark Fucker-boog. We discuss recording sessions of banging and how to improve the Red Eye Sex Robot. Go Deep.
DETAILED TIMELINE
1:00 Come to me my followers
2:00 Kleen and the Devil are friends
3:00 Liz Hurley love
4:00 Kid can’t concentrate on shit
5:00 Red Eye Sex Robot - AI robots
6:00 Contraption to bend her over
7:00 Who does this bitch look like?
8:00 Kid can’t concentrate - Loves it
9:00 Mad props to Shark attack
10:00 The SVSU college class about podcasting
11:00 Huge black rack
12:00 How many goddamn ads does a site need?
13:00 Podcasting vs the old way
14:00 Stop posting to MarkZuckerburg.com
15:00 Talking about Titty motherfucker
16:00 Recording some banging
17:00 They all knew
18:00 The Blowie but can’t remember a name
19:00 Final Words - Awww
Go Deep.