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Bonus Episode - The Good Wife by Runt and the Outcasts

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Release Date: 06/11/2021

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Except Khao. She goes where she wants. It's been a long, fun-filled journey with the Outcasts. Thanks for sharing it with us, and God bless.

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With Necco'Boralas consuming the World Tree seed, Mal'Nirax gleefully watches the party collapse...

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As Naivarra and Nysan prepare for the last stage of their quest, Naivarra has an otherwordly visitation.

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Emerging from the World Tree root, the Outcasts rush to the Whispering Peaks to confront Necco'Boralas.

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As the Outcasts battle to protect the World Tree from his fiendish forces, Mal'Nirax taunts the party.

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At the center of Elthara, the Outcasts fight to preserve the World Tree from a fiendish assault.

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With the forgotten history revealed in the translated book, ancient orders are made anew, while the Outcasts finish their preparations to defend the World Tree.

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An abridgement of historical records long sealed away in the Vault of the Paladins, with a focus on Elcalar and Aramil, and the roles they played in the formation of Elthara and the creation of its inhabitants.

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Putting clues together, the party makes plans for their next move, and Take finds what he was looking for in the lost lore Khao brought back from the Vault of the Paladins.

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Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a brand spanking new body and obscure historical information.

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This is a song Runt learned to perform while at his stay at The Drowsy Horseman in episode 4. It is a hit at every tavern across all of Highland.

Verse 1:
Her cheeses are famous
with a master's technique.
From Southport to Valheim,
but, my, do they reek.
Each wheel is a treasure.
The Lord would agree.
Folks travel for miles
for some cheddar or brie.

Verse 2:
One night while her husband
was bundling the hay,
an ogre came suddenly
and snatched her away.
He saw the large footprints
and knew what to do.
He gathered some stuff
and began to pursue.

My, oh my, oh how do they reek
The good wife knows how to make a cottage stink.

Verse 3:
He entered the cave
and emptied a sack.
The ogre stood up,
and readied an attack.
Some pots and some pans,
some clothes and a comb.
He blew her a kiss
and headed back home.