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Journey to Babel (TOS)

Humanist Trek

Release Date: 06/22/2023

Who Watches the Watchers (TNG) show art Who Watches the Watchers (TNG)

Humanist Trek

When a hidden observation outpost is revealed to a primitive culture who long ago abandoned their belief in the supernatural, Picard becomes a god figure and the Prime Directive gets violated deeply, OH MYYY. Will Picard choose to play god, sabotage the achievement these people have made, and send them back into the Dark Ages of superstition and ignorance and fear? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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The Survivors (TNG) show art The Survivors (TNG)

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When the Enterprise responds to a distress call, they find an entire planet destroyed save for one 5 acre plot and a couple of elderly residents with good tea in a nice house. But when things aren't quite adding up, Picard breaks character and does some solo sluething. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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The Ensigns of Command (TNG) show art The Ensigns of Command (TNG)

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When Commander Data is the only officer able to execute an evacuation mission, he finds the people unwilling to leave. Meanwhile, Picard pores over hundreds of treaty pages looking for a loophole. Will Data convince the settlers to leave before they're killed by the Sheliak? Will Picard convince the Sheliak to give him an extension? Just what type of batteries does a Soong-type vibrator take? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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Evolution (TNG) show art Evolution (TNG)

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When Dr. Beverly returns to Star Trek: The Next Generation, she finds that her relationship with her son has changed in her absence. Meanwhile Wesley's science project gets loose and installs 1990's Star Trek screensavers all over the ship and yet another wild-eyed scientist obsesses over a science project of his own. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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Shades of Gray (TNG) show art Shades of Gray (TNG)

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When Star Trek: The Next Generation runs out of money, Bill finds himself with a parasitic infection that causes him to replay scenes from earlier episodes. When Humanist Trek finds itself stuck in a clip show, what else is there to do but put a clip show in a clip show? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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Peak Performance (TNG) show art Peak Performance (TNG)

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While the Enterprise plays a war game that Picard doesn't really want to play, Data is manipulated into playing a board game he doesn't want to play. This week we learn that there is such a thing as too much self-confidence. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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The Emissary (TNG) show art The Emissary (TNG)

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When Worf's old flame shows up on the D, the tension gets thick. But once she gets his thicc Ds, Klingon honor bullshit insists that they're married. As several characters navigate being stuck between two different cultures, an old Klingon ship full of Japanese holdouts is about to wake up still believing they're at war. How do you even begin to bring them into the 24th Century? Well, we don't know because this episode isn't really about that. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Thanks to: Star Trek Avatar...

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Manhunt (TNG) show art Manhunt (TNG)

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When Mrs. Troi shows up in the middle of a midlife crisis, her horny attention turns to just about every man on the ship. Meanwhile, Jean-Luc hides in the holodeck while Worf schools Wesley on not judging a fish person by it's scales. Then they turn out to be assassins? What? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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Up The Long Ladder (TNG) show art Up The Long Ladder (TNG)

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When the Enterprise stumbles upon a forgotten Earth colony whose planet is in danger, the racist Irish stereotypes get turned up to 11. The neighboring colony made up of clones needs new DNA to survive. The solution seems pretty simple, but what happens when you set up your Trump supporting, toxic manosphere, dudebro cousin with your hot socialist Bernie Bro bestie? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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Samaritan Snare show art Samaritan Snare

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While Picard and Wesley take the company van to the nearest Starbase to get open heart surgery and retake the Starfleet Academy Cadet Challenge, respectively, the Enterprise responds to a distress call from a seemingly unintelligent species called the Pakleds. But when Geordi gets kidnapped and Picard's surgery takes a turn, Riker and Co have to outwit the dimwits to save them both. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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