Kagro in the Morning
It’s July 4th! And we’re celebrating by pretending it’s July 5th. Hey, anything to get another day closer to the end of the Trump regime! But to be more precise about it, we’re pretending it’s July 5, 2019. Why? Well, July 5, 2024 wasn’t a particularly uplifting moment in time for us. But the day after Trump’s first attempt at a Washington, DC “military parade?” That’s entertainment! So we’re re-running the July 5, 2019 episode, which Scott Anderson originally summarized this way: But… was almost… almost like that yesterday’s would be...
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Today, we again are under the cloud of . Also, just as we were reaffirming our the Gops their , , , , , bill. David Walman would be addressing the above, but presently David’s at the wheel of the KITMmobile passing through , , etc., and therefore put together this brand-new prerecorded KITM! Ever think that customer service has pre-determined in order to earn the favor of their attention? Well, you are correct! They save money through attrition of disgruntled customers, not the cultivation of satisfied ones… and that kids is...
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Wednesday, and it’s David Waldman and Greg Dworkin’s before ! Probably not their last alive appearance, though. They don’t seem the types to with such things. Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Nothing more , because ... . And yet… sometimes a win or two will slip in, like in , or around . Of course, winning just . Don’t worry Dems, Trump says he , and , . Paramount (to ), and gets . Lisa Murkowski , if you want any, . Trump had a great time in . What is it about “Alligator Alcatraz” that seems to with ? harken to America...
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July! David Waldman will depart upon his KITM Patriotic Tour of America very soon but is here with live shows! Get your 4th of July prepped soon, buys the . Did Republicans The Senate did kill . JD Vance dealt the, and promised that there’ll be before he’s finished. Elon Musk if he . Dems made Susan Collins for . Like of a hurricane, Donald K. Trump is to from . Trump and Kristi Noem, who never got the opportunity , made up for it at today’s of the Everglades “”. Kristi missed her chance to chuck puppies to the gators (at least on camera)...
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Here we are, at the end of a long month, but David Waldman and Greg Dworkin still aren’t tired and Thom Tillis at the coat check area and , rather than having become . Of course, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are to … until , when someone offers them a “ the kids . would vote for this bill, but run into people . Mayors, however, run into actual people , which to those politicians . Donald K. Trump wants everyone to know that the people and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the laws . awaits them all. Trump will release of to get him to take...
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David Waldman is BACK for the Friday KITM, then , then BACK on the Monday KITM! See how that works? In local, to KITM World Headquarters, news, the can’t operate any “illegal” DEI programs to get federal funding, and they really like federal funding, they’re . The White House and of the . In even more local news, the Superintendent of Loudoun Schools, Aaron Spence how Trump can kiss . Meanwhile, a selling point for a four-year degree has always been People assumed someone had fixed the DOGE by , but , out of sight. The US is slashing, yet...
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It’s Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back to KITM and ! You don’t mess with ! “ defeats “. You got to hope it’s the beginning of the end of , but . When Dems discover by DC will . And if you think that of Zohran Mamdani, see ! Donald K. Trump fears Zohran and hate Mamdani almost as much as people hate and . Libertarians don’t want Zohran, but always figure that anyhow. About the only people who like Zohran Mamdani are , who especially like it . Muslim youths love Mamdani and . talked to the Black olds. Generally, the Democratic...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back with the latest in KITM and You might not know that Dennis Kucinich was , or that Jerry Springer was , yet you probably know every mayor of New York City , . They NYC mayoral race is , and’s is like . The ; the political class , and with . Zohran is a populist who a ! , because that voters with genuine merit. Credit should go to ’s ability to sift out the away from , Andrew Cuomo. As Donald K. Trump , “”. Lately though, Trump’s been quoted, “Whether to suffer of outrageous fortune, or to a sea of troubles and ?” (He...
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David Waldman is solo today, in front of the microphone, and . So, ease off of him, will ya? ! Donald K. Trump and his BFF, , declared yesterday… No... PEACE ! , only from… Hold on, we have that Donald’s … or ... … Oh, well, Trump , they . everybody. Except for , there’s between Iran and Israel. Raise the banners, quick, and engrave those today, . Y’know, Kamala and Hilary . Give Americans , and they’ll have forgotten all about this. Meanwhile, rule of law, democracy, etc. . ride into town, and , which . Now the villains and ...
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Give me a "K! ..."K"! give me an "I"! ..."I"! Give me a "T"! ..."T" Give me a "M"! ..."M"! WHATS THAT SPELL? David Waldman and Greg Dworkin with a golden oldie that out there might remember: Well, come on , . He got himself , way ! and , Turns out that … Donald K. Trump has never been awfully TACO when to … and . He’s also when However, he hates capitalism . And, never, ever, . CHORUS And its 1,2,3 ? Don't ask me, , the . And its 5,6,7 . Well, there ain't ... Whoopee It appears that Donald and Bibi arranged to...
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You don’t mess with the Zohran! “Ranked choice” voting defeats “hold your nose and just” voting. You got to hope it’s the beginning of the end of the political consultant era, but good luck with that. When Dems discover they can be elected by listening to constituents DC will become a ghost town. And if you think that Democrats are terrified of Zohran Mamdani, you should see Republicans! Donald K. Trump fears Zohran almost as much as he does AOC. Ted Cruz and Stephen Miller hate Mamdani almost as much as people hate Ted Cruz and Stephen Miller. Libertarians don’t want Zohran, but always figure that fewer of anybody means more for them anyhow.
About the only people who like Zohran Mamdani are the majority of New York City, who especially like it when things work and don’t cost too much. Muslim youths love Mamdani and talked Muslim olds into voting for him. Not enough Black youths talked to the Black olds. Generally, the Democratic party needs more youths and fewer olds.
Kari Lake’s dream of Trump becoming the Marion Jones of Nobel prizes has been obliterated. Only 38% of Americans support Trump’s Iran War, so instead Pete Kegsbreath has declared war on Jennifer Griffin, and Trump has declared war on Natasha Bertrand.
The next lady on the White House bombing list is Elizabeth MacDonough, Senate Parliamentarian, who has compiled a big beautiful list of Byrd rule violations in the Gop budget bill.