Goin’ Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fiancé's Butt Cheeks
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Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2325: I Slept With Your Dad, Bitch
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Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property. Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2324: Reverse Cowgirl During the Ballgame
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Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actually seeing somebody just often enough to miss them. Along the way, the crew revisits hotel hot tubs, old hookup stories, porn logic, social media rabbit holes, fake breast trends, and the strange ways...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2317: The Cum Dumpster Scheduling Conflict
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Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe. Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you’ve got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal. Listen in. Go Deep
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Goin’ Deep Show 2316: Amateur Hour That Never Grew Up
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Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph’s Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you’d expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2315: Our Buddy Might’ve Murdered His Wife
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Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new “older bitches I’d still smash” track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it’s slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood’s male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you’ve ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2314: The Tribute Nobody Asked For
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Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you’ve got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that...
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Goin' Deep Show 2313: Cassette Tapes to AI Overload
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Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents’ house doesn’t feel like “home” anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There’s reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don’t expect. From there, it’s full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions...
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Goin' Deep Show 2312: The Night That Sounded Better Than It Actually Was
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Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated. The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifestyle, and habits like wearing hats instead of worrying about Botox. The core of the episode is Hat Trick’s dating story. This becomes the centerpiece, detailing a Tinder meetup that quickly...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It
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Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin’ about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee’s, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody’s scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They’re already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She’s reminiscing about the...
info_outlineEpisode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property.
Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of patience that separates everyday life from a full-blown rant. Politics inevitably enters the conversation, but not before everyone takes a detour through World Cup visitors discovering America, Costco, ranch dressing, thunderstorms, and all the weird things citizens take for granted.
Sports fans get plenty to chew on as the crew debates alternate jerseys, Pride Night uniforms, marketing gimmicks, minor league baseball promotions, and whether sports franchises have completely lost control of their identities.
Then Hat Trick unveils her latest adventure: a new dating app that skips small talk and jumps directly into advanced placement coursework. The stories that follow include hidden profiles, ethical non-monogamy, giant-dick silhouette photos, younger men shooting their shot, age-gap relationships, failed threesomes, awkward family connections, and one absolutely legendary story involving a former hookup who later became someone’s father-in-law.
The episode eventually settles into reflections on summer, aging pets, social media algorithms, fireworks plans, sobriety milestones, baseball card auctions, and why everybody seems desperate to escape negativity even while constantly talking about it. It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy show, relationship roundtable, and cautionary tale.