The 5th Circuit Denied a Cop Qualified Immunity, So We Might Be in the Afterlife
Release Date: 10/05/2026
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info_outlineOA1302 - Qualified immunity can be overcome! In the fifth circuit?! Come hear the good news, and learn some fourth amendment traffic stop rules along the way.
CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION. Deadlines for your state can be found here.
Cases discussed:
- CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION. Deadlines for your state can be found here.
- Rosales v. Terrell, 25-30650 (5th Cir. 2026)
- Dashcam footage from the Rosales case
- Milligan v Lewis
- Reporting on trial of Lewis for alleged misconduct
- Rosales v. Bradshaw, (10th Cir. 2023)
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